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|#11 - i am uncomfortably aroused||04/08/2015 on RP Motivationals part 6 of...||+4|
|#6 - truer words hath not been spoken||04/08/2015 on ERMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!||+16|
|#44 - OK! IM ******* FULL OF IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN JUST… [+] (10 new replies)||04/08/2015 on The many faces of Pearl||+1|
#69 - masdercheef (04/08/2015) [-]
Hooookay so... where to begin. The basis is that there are these lifeforms known as Gems, who are on Earth because of plot reasons - not going to spoil anything if I can help it unless you ask. So, of these Gems we see, there's a group known as the Crystal Gems - Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst; each has an actual gemstone on their body which is their namesake, and basically the core of their being.
Another of these Crystal Gems, one known as Rose Quartz, is the mother of the title character, Steven Universe. Due to some oddity about Gem / Human breeding, she needed to give up her own life and gemstone in order for Steven to exist. As a result, the rest of the Crystal Gems took it upon themselves to raise Steven, bring him in as one of their own, and train him in the use of his Gem powers.
A good majority of the show is focused on Steven learning how to harness his powers, interacting with townspeople, dealing with ancient Gem artifacts that are on Earth because of plot reasons, and interacting with the other Crystal Gems in a great variety of ways. Near.... about midway through the first season (which is 49 episodes long, mind you) a larger story arc beings to develop, but this only really becomes apparent toward the end of that season.
Season 2 is currently running, and it continues with that story arc.
If there's any more you want to know or something I seem to have left out, by all means ask away. I'll do my best to answer.
#64 - illburnyou (04/08/2015) [-]
Keeping this as spoiler free as i can
Ok so there's this race called "Gems". They're all female looking, and a few of them live on earth, protecting it from threats. The main character's name is Steven and he is half gem half human. His mom "died" to give birth to him so those other three gems raise him.
#57 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
You know MLP? With autistic neckbeard horse-fuckers?
This is pretty much MLP for autistic whiteknight lesbian-hoverhanders
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|#4314 - well would you look at that. thanks||04/07/2015 on Ask a Mod||0|
|#4312 - where did the specific **** pages go? [+] (7 new replies)||04/07/2015 on Ask a Mod||0|
|#28 - guess things are different here in sweden||04/07/2015 on A waitress story||+1|
|#10570451 - i plead the fifth||04/07/2015 on Autism Board||0|
|#10570449 - Picture||04/07/2015 on Autism Board||0|
|#15 - JESUS CHRIST JUST KISS ALREADY!! the edge of my seat …||04/07/2015 on 19 Days part 4||+3|
|#19 - i was taught that the standard you should always tip is 10% so… [+] (11 new replies)||04/07/2015 on A waitress story||+9|
#67 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
it's a penny for no service.
#333 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
I try to follow something similar, but since I don't have much myself I have to lower it a bit.
If I have a waiter who is really just going above and beyond, I'll try give them more, but 20% is usually the most I can afford.
#326 - IamSofaKingdom (04/08/2015) [-]
If a 10% tip is "bad" then the system needs to removed immediately. They cannot legally make less than minimum wage (the employer must pay the difference if tips don't equal at least minimum) so the stigma that you are a bad tipper is just a ploy to make you pay them better than minimum wage for an entry level job. Giving them a 10% bonus for being bad is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.
I pay 10% if they did their job, checked on the table within reasonable wait times and didn't make it look like a chore.
#219 - sportsmaniac (04/08/2015) [-]
They still gave you a service, so they still deserve a tip. You just give them significantly less. 10% is enough to let them know that you're displeased with the service.
The only time you shouldn't tip is if the service is virtually nonexistent. This only happened to me once. They brought our drinks, then forgot about our table for an hour and a half. I had to get up and remind them to bring out our food and refill our drinks, which they did 45 minutes later. They didn't deserve one penny from me.
#295 - iamnuff (04/08/2015) [-]
They provided a service because it's their job, they're already getting paid by their employer, why should you pay them more for bad service?
I understand the whole "one penny tip for terrible service" thing though, that's to let them know that you DID remember, you just didn't want to give them anything.
#364 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
they are *barely* getting paid by their employer. IMOPE my hourly wage didn't even fully compensate for the taxes takin out of my tips.
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|#13 - we are all waiting with great anticipation||04/07/2015 on 19 Days part 3||+15|
|#58 - ok, you know what? the comic trying to explain and make being …||04/07/2015 on Absolutely Disgusting||+1|
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|#209 - i bet that is what their final smash is gonna be just…||04/05/2015 on HYPE||0|
|#8 - i know this artist soley for his porn [+] (7 new replies)||04/05/2015 on Happy Easter||+4|
|#18 - what the **** is there to understand? "ye…||04/05/2015 on Qunair> everyone else.||+8|
|#5 - it seems ******* everyone chose to be a qunari female i… [+] (10 new replies)||04/05/2015 on Qunair> everyone else.||+28|
#16 - angelious (04/05/2015) [-]
first i wanted to be qunari male..but they were ugly ashell.
then i tried to be dwarf male..but the beards were just awkward..then finally i ended up with a human male who looks like he has a double chin and has crayon doodlings on his face(supposed to be 5 o clock shade)
seriously the character customization for dai was...bad...
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