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#50 - >believing this **** hate to break it to ya…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Banned for not damselling +3
#52 - duskmane (04/19/2015) [-]
>implying I believe any of this
>implying I give two short fucks about anything you have to say
>implying I'm not just rampaging around the internet, telling lies.
Because "I hate to break it you ya, kid... but there are actually people that just go out on the internet and tell lies."
User avatar #54 - ompalomper (04/19/2015) [-]
well read the fucking article yourself then!
User avatar #57 - duskmane (04/19/2015) [-]
Why should I?
Give me one reason. One solid, unquestionable, completely unbiased and evidenced reason why I should bother caring more about GG and SJWs than I do about the trees cut down for my toilet paper.
#61 - smirkythread (04/19/2015) [-]
Why post the link then if you don't care?
User avatar #58 - ompalomper (04/19/2015) [-]
do you believe authors shouldn't get to write a specific setting?
do you believe games should not be permitted a specific set of character roles?
do you believe movies should't get to tell a specific story?

if you answered no or yes to any of these things then you should care because both sides takes a stand.

one side says that some character roles, stories and settings contribute to a worse society and should be discouraged or even not allowed outright

the other says that the entire creative circle, not matter what it is, should get to tell or show whatever it creates.

there, satisfied?
User avatar #59 - duskmane (04/19/2015) [-]
Still haven't given me a reason. I could care less who writes what, or who designs/writes/publishes what kinda game, or what movie staring x actor/actress produced by x studios is about.

So, I put the question to you again:

Why should I?
User avatar #62 - ompalomper (04/19/2015) [-]
then don't give a fuck! it's like politics, if you actually don't give a shit you shouldn't vote.

what i don't fucking understand in that case is why the fuck you are here with that comment. you have obviously taken the time out of your extremely important life to do some manner or research to find an article at a website named "the mary sue" who the fuck names their website after a pure mockery and the apex of bad writing anyway though it really is representative that tells this story.

TL;DR if you don't care then don't care. i could care less but that is your choice, not mine
User avatar #65 - duskmane (04/19/2015) [-]
You seem to be pretty upset about me not caring about something.
I've given you a way to convince me that reading the article is worth my time, yet you can't produce any meaningful reason for me to do so. The content was heavily biased towards this female who openly admits she's "really good at crying" (that part's at the end of the video, just for reference) online to all her supporters.
Hold the phone.. people are getting up in arms... because a woman... is... crying?
Does she not refer to damseling as "playing the victim"? And yet, here's a woman, crying, because she's been asked to leave from a place where her actions weren't welcome. Hold up while I watch this woman damsel about not damseling.
Kinda like when you implied that I'm mentally disabled or should shoot myself because my views weren't something that YOU liked.

Don't like opposing views in your threads: why not ban that person for having a differing view/lifestyle?
Don't like that coloured kid wandering through your neighbourhood: why not shoot him and his AZ Iced Tea and skittles and perm-ban him from life?
Don't like people being creating a politically tense atmosphere at what is intended to be a fun and relaxed event: why not ask them to leave and not return?

I support neither GGers or SJWs because frankly, i the end, their shit doesn't effect me. Less tits in Bayonetta? boo hoo, Guess I'll just have to play a game like legend of zelda. Legend of zelda being made into a game that shows zelda as the hero? Sweet, I've kinda wondered what that'd be like. C.O.D. now has female main characters? well, gosh, women in combat is a harsh reality of equality that will effect gameplay in no way because it's still a bunch of 14 year olds screaming slurs into a headset and: newsflash FPS games don't show your character to you (except maybe for 5 or 10 seconds while you're waiting to respawn, so once again, that issue doesn't bother me).
Want more fat bitches in games? Go for it. What sells sells, what doesn't doesn't. Don't expect the companies that have made millions/billions to suddenly change their plans just because a few people are chubby and get picked on: start your own development company, sell those games, see how far it gets you. You've got content sitting on the front page of this website with a sidebyside comparison of two people with equal traits, one's attractive, one isn't, and it's a realistic and honest look at the objectification of human beings by the opposite gender (notice i picked neither male nor female here)
Bottom line on this one? We're shallow fucking creatures. Get used to it, get over it, get on with your life. Buy what you want, say what you want, think what you want.
But do it because it's what YOU want, not because of some social or political movement.
And you know, if you're genuinely offended by what I've said, and if it hurts you on a deep, personal level I'm glad, because that means it's an issue that you actually feel strongly about, and aren't just on the bandwagon. Keep at it, stick to what you believe in, and who knows.

In the meantime, I'm going to sit here, and continue to not give a fuck. Actually, I feel like a steak an garlic butter shrimp, so I'm off to the grocery store. Fun chat though.

Oh, and on the topic of my voting, I choose not to, thought if it were mandatory, I'd likely vote for Vermin Supreme.. Also, might want to clean up the language in your argument/counterarguments a bit: swearing and insulting those who oppose your views is a good way to break down lines of communication and have people not take you even remotely seriously, which is completely counterproductive if you're, say.. at a comic expo trying to appeal your views to a panel of.... need I say more?
#43 - this... im not... wow imagine being this womans husba…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Banned for not damselling +8
#102 - anonymous (04/20/2015) [-]
The best part? its not even feminists though! its only SJWs, literally only SJWs, even feminists are seeing the bullshit SJWs are pulling and they also hate it. In the video I linked the woman, Christina, says something important at about trigger warnings at 3:40 "Finally I want to say this Trigger warnings are embarrassing to women and to feminism. They convey the idea that women are helpless children --delicate little injured birds". All in all even feminists hate SJWs! Trigger warnings demean feminism. Here's why.
#18 - might as well confess that one time when i was like 13 i dream… 04/17/2015 on yiff war +11
#17 - you might be gay and have a foot fetish no go! go and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on yiff war +12
#107 - bronywiseman (04/18/2015) [-]
Actually, I've known about my bisexuality, and foot fetish for a while. Though until the dream, I didn't realize how much I liked receiving foot-related sexual acts.
I'm not going to lie, it was the most arousing dream I think I've ever had, it was just strange to have cat people groping me, especially due to me not have a fur fetish.

I don't really object to becoming a furry, I just didn't expect to be turned into one.
#16 - everyone gets to have whatever fetish they want as long as the… 04/17/2015 on yiff war +19
#90 - i always make sure to read and watch all of this cringy **… 04/17/2015 on Cringe #31 - My Little Pony 0
#69 - jesus bro... im sure you did all you ******* could 04/17/2015 on Human +6
#80 - she was born a guy. she went through hormonal treatment and th… 04/17/2015 on It's a trap +2
#601135 - was now, came back on a couple of hours ago thank god 04/17/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#600825 - Chewing my fingers off because I fimfiction has been down for …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #600827 - cutietooniexx (04/17/2015) [-]
fimfiction is down?
User avatar #601135 - ompalomper (04/17/2015) [-]
was now, came back on a couple of hours ago

thank god
#173 - maybe furry artist is a legitimate line of work? or at least p…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Cringe #29 - Furry,... +2
#253 - floran (04/16/2015) [-]
that line of work has its casualties
User avatar #177 - funi (04/15/2015) [-]
Wolfy Nail makes like 10-15k a year in commissions alone i think, its some nice fucking cash.
#255 - floran (04/16/2015) [-]
That is another level of art/porn
#73 - who the **** could possibly have thought that this was … 04/15/2015 on It's broken :o +3
#11 - Picture 04/15/2015 on public Service announcment +6
#34 - we are really moving towards a sort of social collapse … 04/15/2015 on feminist hypocrisy +6
#25 - well "basically ok" is the best you can hope for the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on i'm interested to play now +1
User avatar #26 - tmstyrant (04/15/2015) [-]
#48 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 25 0
#47 - how about i kick you in the balls? 04/15/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 25 +2
#18 - so the mad bastard is obviously going to breed them to later c… 04/14/2015 on Fluffy Kittens +1
#61 - either this is ******** of the highest order or the gre… 04/14/2015 on friendly reminder of love +3
#33 - i thought it was a toy for those men with the weird thing for …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on star wars erotic toys 0
#141 - listerthepessimist (04/15/2015) [-]
that would be a sounding rod
#21 - this goes into the same folder as what i have dubbed the "… 04/14/2015 on Are you ready for the O.R. FJ? +2
#22 - is it actually a good game? i got it when i bought some bundle…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on i'm interested to play now +1
User avatar #24 - tmstyrant (04/15/2015) [-]
Its all right. It is a pretty good game if you want to play something Cthulhu but it has some parts that are vague or needlessly difficult.
User avatar #25 - ompalomper (04/15/2015) [-]
well "basically ok" is the best you can hope for these days so i guess it will be nice
User avatar #26 - tmstyrant (04/15/2015) [-]
#28 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on PTRD-41 anti tank rifles comp 0
#31 - rocketmans (04/14/2015) [-]
Darker than black.
#46 - one step closer to idiocracy 04/14/2015 on Obama vs Bush +3
#32 - exactly my thought, i mean how the **** do you live dow… 04/14/2015 on gonna kill you but with style +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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