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#11 - i am uncomfortably aroused 04/08/2015 on RP Motivationals part 6 of... +4
#6 - truer words hath not been spoken 04/08/2015 on ERMAAAAAAAAAAAAA! +16
#44 - OK! IM ******* FULL OF IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN JUST…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/08/2015 on The many faces of Pearl +1
User avatar #66 - masdercheef (04/08/2015) [-]
Do you want a detailed explanation or a very short summary?
User avatar #68 - ompalomper (04/08/2015) [-]
long if you can be arsed, short if you can't
User avatar #69 - masdercheef (04/08/2015) [-]
Hooookay so... where to begin. The basis is that there are these lifeforms known as Gems, who are on Earth because of plot reasons - not going to spoil anything if I can help it unless you ask. So, of these Gems we see, there's a group known as the Crystal Gems - Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst; each has an actual gemstone on their body which is their namesake, and basically the core of their being.

Another of these Crystal Gems, one known as Rose Quartz, is the mother of the title character, Steven Universe. Due to some oddity about Gem / Human breeding, she needed to give up her own life and gemstone in order for Steven to exist. As a result, the rest of the Crystal Gems took it upon themselves to raise Steven, bring him in as one of their own, and train him in the use of his Gem powers.

A good majority of the show is focused on Steven learning how to harness his powers, interacting with townspeople, dealing with ancient Gem artifacts that are on Earth because of plot reasons, and interacting with the other Crystal Gems in a great variety of ways. Near.... about midway through the first season (which is 49 episodes long, mind you) a larger story arc beings to develop, but this only really becomes apparent toward the end of that season.

Season 2 is currently running, and it continues with that story arc.

If there's any more you want to know or something I seem to have left out, by all means ask away. I'll do my best to answer.
User avatar #70 - ompalomper (04/09/2015) [-]
that... actually sounds pretty interesting

imma give it a shot
User avatar #71 - masdercheef (04/09/2015) [-]
Oh, cool. Glad to be of service, and I do hope you like it.

New episodes are every Thursday, by the way.
User avatar #64 - illburnyou (04/08/2015) [-]
Keeping this as spoiler free as i can

Ok so there's this race called "Gems". They're all female looking, and a few of them live on earth, protecting it from threats. The main character's name is Steven and he is half gem half human. His mom "died" to give birth to him so those other three gems raise him.
User avatar #65 - illburnyou (04/08/2015) [-]
Also, these are clips are from a cross-over episode. It's quite different from how the show usually is.
User avatar #59 - closotezuka (04/08/2015) [-]
basically its these 3 woman who are called "gems" saving the world with their half-gem half-human gem-in-progress steven, and it panders to a lot of tumblr humor so that's why it's very popular. I loved it
User avatar #60 - closotezuka (04/08/2015) [-]
i didnt explain it very well
#57 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
You know MLP? With autistic neckbeard horse-fuckers?
This is pretty much MLP for autistic whiteknight lesbian-hoverhanders
#4323 - but why did admin remove the feature that you could see the sp…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #4326 - corporate (04/07/2015) [-]
Just give the site a bit. They'll be back up.
User avatar #4329 - posttwo (04/07/2015) [-]
Any reason for such confidence in saying that?
User avatar #4332 - corporate (04/07/2015) [-]
Of course
#4314 - well would you look at that. thanks 04/07/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#4312 - where did the specific **** pages go?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #4316 - corporate (04/07/2015) [-]
it's literally down the page...
User avatar #4323 - ompalomper (04/07/2015) [-]
but why did admin remove the feature that you could see the specific boards when you hovered over the NSFW Content link?

seems odd to me is all, and must have caused more than just my own confusion
User avatar #4326 - corporate (04/07/2015) [-]
Just give the site a bit. They'll be back up.
User avatar #4329 - posttwo (04/07/2015) [-]
Any reason for such confidence in saying that?
User avatar #4332 - corporate (04/07/2015) [-]
Of course
User avatar #4313 - posttwo (04/07/2015) [-]
Look on top of this board
User avatar #4314 - ompalomper (04/07/2015) [-]
well would you look at that. thanks
#28 - guess things are different here in sweden 04/07/2015 on A waitress story +1
#10570451 - i plead the fifth 04/07/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10570449 - Picture 04/07/2015 on Autism Board 0
#15 - JESUS CHRIST JUST KISS ALREADY!! the edge of my seat … 04/07/2015 on 19 Days part 4 +3
#19 - i was taught that the standard you should always tip is 10% so…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/07/2015 on A waitress story +9
#57 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
Are you sure? I've heard it's

%400 for great service
%300 for okay service
%200 for average service
%100 for bad service
%50 for horrible service
and %25 for no service
#67 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
it's a penny for no service.
User avatar #27 - Bruda (04/07/2015) [-]
I was told the chart should be.

Excellent: 30%
Standard: 20%
Bad: 10%
#333 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
I try to follow something similar, but since I don't have much myself I have to lower it a bit.
Excellent: 20%
Standard: 15%
Bad: 10%

If I have a waiter who is really just going above and beyond, I'll try give them more, but 20% is usually the most I can afford.
User avatar #326 - IamSofaKingdom (04/08/2015) [-]
If a 10% tip is "bad" then the system needs to removed immediately. They cannot legally make less than minimum wage (the employer must pay the difference if tips don't equal at least minimum) so the stigma that you are a bad tipper is just a ploy to make you pay them better than minimum wage for an entry level job. Giving them a 10% bonus for being bad is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.

I pay 10% if they did their job, checked on the table within reasonable wait times and didn't make it look like a chore.
User avatar #45 - iamnuff (04/08/2015) [-]
if the service is bad, why would you tip?

surely a tip should be a reward for good service?
User avatar #219 - sportsmaniac (04/08/2015) [-]
They still gave you a service, so they still deserve a tip. You just give them significantly less. 10% is enough to let them know that you're displeased with the service.

The only time you shouldn't tip is if the service is virtually nonexistent. This only happened to me once. They brought our drinks, then forgot about our table for an hour and a half. I had to get up and remind them to bring out our food and refill our drinks, which they did 45 minutes later. They didn't deserve one penny from me.
User avatar #295 - iamnuff (04/08/2015) [-]
They provided a service because it's their job, they're already getting paid by their employer, why should you pay them more for bad service?

I understand the whole "one penny tip for terrible service" thing though, that's to let them know that you DID remember, you just didn't want to give them anything.
#364 - Common Pepe (04/08/2015) [-]
they are *barely* getting paid by their employer. IMOPE my hourly wage didn't even fully compensate for the taxes takin out of my tips.
User avatar #365 - iamnuff (04/08/2015) [-]
While that's true, that's their bosses fault for paying them as little has he can legally get away with.

It's not your job to pay the wages of the restaurant staff, and if their service was bad, why would you do them any favours?
User avatar #28 - ompalomper (04/07/2015) [-]
guess things are different here in sweden
#33 - sweet jesus 04/07/2015 on For bestgirlmikasa 0
#13 - we are all waiting with great anticipation 04/07/2015 on 19 Days part 3 +15
#58 - ok, you know what? the comic trying to explain and make being … 04/07/2015 on Absolutely Disgusting +1
#4 - every little bit counts thanks to you, that someone d…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2015 on What good deed have you... +9
User avatar #5 - ipostcheesepizza (04/07/2015) [-]
I'm sure someone would've jumped in and helped if I wasn't there, but thanks. That does make me feel a little better.
User avatar #26 - crampers (04/08/2015) [-]
You did a good deed, no matter how small/big it was - you helped someone without expecting anything in return
User avatar #27 - ipostcheesepizza (04/08/2015) [-]
I suppose. Reeeally small, though.
User avatar #119 - crampers (04/08/2015) [-]
Probably saved her day
#208 - banana condoms happy 5th birthday card for girls 04/06/2015 on Win A steam game 0
#31 - no tuition fees in europe  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on College Easter hunt 0
User avatar #32 - valygomu (04/06/2015) [-]
Ok lol you fucking capitalist
#64 - wut? 04/05/2015 on Got a Light? -18
#209 - i bet that is what their final smash is gonna be just… 04/05/2015 on HYPE 0
#8 - i know this artist soley for his porn  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Happy Easter +4
User avatar #43 - kibbleking (04/05/2015) [-]
#44 - EpicNoob (04/05/2015) [-]
he has a bunch of stuff you need to pay for, but he does public works too
he draws furry shit and all of those other weird fetishes like transformation, breast expansion, muscle growth, etc.
p gud
User avatar #45 - kibbleking (04/05/2015) [-]
Yall niggas check it out
User avatar #48 - siveon (04/05/2015) [-]
Huh, thought it was actual porn, not just (relatively) tame stuff on dA.

User avatar #24 - siveon (04/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - mexicandudeinsd (04/05/2015) [-]
source to his other works?
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (04/05/2015) [-]
Which is a good enough reason in its' own right.
#18 - what the **** is there to understand? "ye… 04/05/2015 on Qunair> everyone else. +8
#5 - it seems ******* everyone chose to be a qunari female i…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Qunair> everyone else. +28
User avatar #32 - artyommetro (04/05/2015) [-]
i could not play as them grew to hate them to much in the second game and i hate looking at the horns just don't look right.
#26 - carthos (04/05/2015) [-]
I was a male qunari solely to have a gay bondage relationship with iron bull
User avatar #24 - lordsepulchure (04/05/2015) [-]
I'm a male Qunari.
User avatar #16 - angelious (04/05/2015) [-]
first i wanted to be qunari male..but they were ugly ashell.

then i tried to be dwarf male..but the beards were just awkward..then finally i ended up with a human male who looks like he has a double chin and has crayon doodlings on his face(supposed to be 5 o clock shade)

seriously the character customization for dai was...bad...
User avatar #8 - grahamcracker (04/05/2015) [-]
I tried to romance Sera. She is just an awful character. I simply can't comprehend how anyone could like her.
User avatar #10 - ultimtemplar (04/05/2015) [-]
If you think she was awful, then you either didn't understand her properly, or you are too straight-laced.
User avatar #23 - sketchE (04/05/2015) [-]
shes a whiny bitch who sounds like every whiny bitch who didnt get everything handed to them. the game has plenty of funny moments but theres a line. she crosses the line and keeps on running
User avatar #19 - amusingusername (04/05/2015) [-]
I think she's an amusing character to have on a party and I see where her ideas are coming from but I'm not big on her romance option. She's childish and too much of a loose arrow for me.
User avatar #18 - ompalomper (04/05/2015) [-]
what the fuck is there to understand?

"yes sera i get it, you hate the 'big hats' and their games but i wasn't fucking asking you if you wanna play 'lets torment the maid' i only bloody asked if you wanna play chess"
User avatar #13 - grahamcracker (04/05/2015) [-]
I understood her perfectly fine.
#23 - >tanking the recoil of a S&W M500 with one hand >… 04/05/2015 on Carrying the team 0
#83 - i don't ******* get why they don't just fire that whole… 04/05/2015 on is this porn +6
#47 - sticking your dick in a event horizon isn't re- "… 04/04/2015 on Thumbwhoring +9
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - Common Pepe (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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