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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Times Content Favorited:164 times
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#141 - opportunity finds the ones with dedication. 23 hours ago on /a/non on learning Japanese 0
#34 - bell toddlers often cry more from fear than pain 01/11/2016 on Why would you do that? 0
#20 - huh... don't seem to be about to start crying. bit s…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Why would you do that? +2
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#27 - helenwheels (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, they are lightweight plastic baby legos.
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#34 - ompalomper (01/11/2016) [-]
bell toddlers often cry more from fear than pain
#1 - >Nuts Eater nopenopenope i accidentally f… 01/11/2016 on Nut eater 3 quotes +3
#95 - >nationalists are now largest party >the first count… 01/11/2016 on is it happening? 0
#31 - well, according to science it makes you live longer so pros an…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Game of Thrones Fact... +1
#46 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
yah but women dont dig too much for baby faces
#17 - exactly! he is soiling his gift of style with overwhelming autism 01/11/2016 on Shit I Found On The... 0
#3 - im bloody pissed that this guy seems to be suck a ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Shit I Found On The... +2
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#16 - rabbithabbit (01/11/2016) [-]
He is wearing extremely formal clothing to buy a toy from the shops.

Maxismo austismo if you ask me.
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#17 - ompalomper (01/11/2016) [-]
exactly! he is soiling his gift of style with overwhelming autism
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#6 - thejammer (01/11/2016) [-]
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
#7 - totallytito (01/11/2016) [-]
Hey, he's not 200lb's, not a spot of acne anywhere, freshly shaved neck and face,
no intentional fedora tipping, standing starkly with the entire outfit laid out.

9/10 would go gay for.
I could even forgive the whole pony thing, I'd totally believe that he's getting it for his daughter or something. You wouldn't even know he was a brony unless the captions were stuck all over the picture.
#3 - the roll gods are fickle indeed 01/10/2016 on Sick reverse spins +2
#1 - i mean... sure it's a bit endering that he tries to hold onto …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Melissa -4
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#4 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2016) [-]
You're ascribing too much to it; you know literally nothing of this person.

He could be a deranged, emotionally repressed troll hiding in a cave, like you want him to be, or he could be a content and mellow guy who so happens to take a look back on his life every so often.

It's about as harmful as keeping a journal, you cromagnon.
#9 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
No dude, hanging onto her that much isn't healthy.
It's been like 10 years and he still checks on his fantasy version of this girl he had a crush on as a kid.

Kids that age don't love, a crush is as far as it gets and he still can't let go of it.
Which indicates to me that he still hasn't actually dated anyone or put any effort into his relationships.
He might feel like he can't get invested into someone in the event they die.

Everything about that paragraph is unhealthy no matter how you look at it.
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#10 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2016) [-]
Apparently it's not unhealthy "no matter how you look at it,", because I can look at it without making wild, unfounded speculations about this person's life.
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#18 - trailblazerinferno (01/11/2016) [-]
I agree. You can't know much about a person over the Internet, the only thing you can be certain of is what their screen name and their screen name can't tell you anything about them or their personality.

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User avatar #134 to #133 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Well hello there miss Franken. You need anything?
User avatar #128 - twi ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #129 to #128 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
</3
User avatar #130 to #129 - twi ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
.n.
User avatar #131 to #130 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
>
User avatar #132 to #131 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
god dammit
#124 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
He is strong, he even got his own wallpaper!
User avatar #125 to #124 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
i am confused
User avatar #126 to #125 - keplerx (09/13/2015) [-]
/Better+be+safe/funny-pictures/5681608/
You liked my post. I'm Keeping my promise.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
wow... im impressed

good on you sir
User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #110 to #109 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper ONLINE (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
#29 to #29 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
#31 to #31 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anon (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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