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    lets have a good brawl lets have a good brawl
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    trolldad goes shopping trolldad goes shopping
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    hail ingip! hail ingip!
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#50 - reminded me of this for some reason now, ignore the p…  [+] (11 new replies) 10 hours ago on Spoopy fears comp part 6 +8
#124 - hazardpay (2 hours ago) [-]
Jesus fucking christ, this guy didnt just light the fuse, he just fucking needed light and lit dynamite in a goddamn nuclear reactor. This guy may have legitimately committed suicide from insanity
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User avatar #108 - blacklightsun (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm getting curious about creating this Tulpa shit...
Should I?
User avatar #117 - notorc (3 hours ago) [-]
What is Tupla stuff?
User avatar #118 - blacklightsun (3 hours ago) [-]
First of all, sorry for repeating the same comments so many times, the reply window didn't close and I tought it didn't reply.
Next, Tulpa is a form of "hallucination". The research I did explained that it is a form of "Making 'real' to you a tought, giving it some sort of physical manifastation"
Kind of the next step of an imaginary friend. you think about something, concentrate on it hard and long enough, with as much detail as possible and you make it real for you, like it is standing next to you, and you can interact with it. But, in most cases, only you can see it.
I could make a creature, a pet, or even companion out of pure tought, and I could have conversations with it, sole problems and take desicions like in the Tv, Kronk's angel and devil, for example.
So I wouldn't be so lonely, maybe finally have a gf... A tulpa gf...
User avatar #119 - notorc (3 hours ago) [-]
How do I make Kronk's angel and devil?
User avatar #121 - blacklightsun (3 hours ago) [-]
www.tulpa.info/archive/faqman-creation-guide/

I hope you don't end up like OP in the pic ompalomper posted
User avatar #95 - commoncrunch (5 hours ago) [-]
The very bottom of that image has a messed up pony pic in the background.

fuck.
#75 - emperorwatergate (6 hours ago) [-]
NOPE.
#27 - i can finally live out my dream of being sailor moon 12/18/2014 on Super powers 0
#10 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Deathbulge Comp +3
#19 - ok, but honestly. girl makes you temporarely paralyzed from th… 12/17/2014 on Makes you put things in... +1
#1 - i am faving this on the off chance that one day i can be assed… 12/16/2014 on Quantum Physics Comp +1
#20 - Ooh~ this old goodie 12/16/2014 on Why Mods Are Great Pt.2 0
#6 - maybe i should re-play DMC 4 i remember i liked it qu…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Dante +5
User avatar #9 - punisherswar (12/17/2014) [-]
Capcoms bring out a remake of it next summer for next gen and also apparently includes Vergil in it
#10 - sigmasixteen (12/17/2014) [-]
is it called DMC:dmc too?
User avatar #18 - gremorynite (12/17/2014) [-]
No it is called Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition
User avatar #11 - punisherswar (12/17/2014) [-]
DmC is getting a remake as well

DMC 4 SE is the title or DMC 4 "We're finally adding in the shit we WANTED to put in last time"
User avatar #21 - gremorynite (12/17/2014) [-]
Actually, DMC4 SE is a seperate gamme. The game you are talking about is DmC Devil May Cry Definite Edition.
#12 - sigmasixteen (12/17/2014) [-]
Wait SERIOUSLY?????? FUCK YEAH. I mean DmC wasn't the worst (it did have some very pretty visuals) but it was a just a huge let down in turns of story and plot continuity . Also, i thought vergil died in the third one.
User avatar #16 - gremorynite (12/17/2014) [-]
he actually died in the first game, but he is making an appearance in DMC4 SE. dont know how, but we will see.
User avatar #13 - punisherswar (12/17/2014) [-]
I agree on DmC wasnt too bad. AS for Vergil in DMC 4 he didn't die in DMC 3 he was only turned into a Slave (Nelo Angelo) that you fight in the first DMC. Also Capcom only showed a Title for DMC 4 SE & Vergil in the background saying "Power, I need more power" DMC Dmc DMC
#14 - sigmasixteen (12/17/2014) [-]
oh wow i had no idea Vergil is alive. but i'm curious as to why they don't call it DMC V. Unless, of course, DMC 4 se continues immediately after DMC 4 in which case would make a bit more sense... idunnoimjustspeculatin
User avatar #17 - gremorynite (12/17/2014) [-]
DMC4 SE should be exactly DMC4 again, except we now get to see Vergil's significance.
User avatar #15 - punisherswar (12/17/2014) [-]
Depends if added content means more story or just Bloody Palace modes with Vergil. Only time will tell

DmC: Definitive trailer is all the DLC plus extra costumes, 60FPS, 1080p
#442 - **ompalomper used "*roll cis privilege*"** **ompalomper rol… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#39 - where is the bottle? WHERE THE **** IS M…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on God Bless America This Wont... +5
#41 - listerthepessimist (12/16/2014) [-]
fuck that man, just drink it
#54 - ******* ultra smurfs. only worse are the…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on He's in a better place now. 0
#116 - Blackmane (10 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #63 - italianfrosttroll (12/16/2014) [-]
What does getting upsmacked and fucked by gay knights make you?
Burn thr impure, and burn all those who saw.

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User avatar #122 - tavafanduvill (10/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the idea. I will definitely reupload it now.
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2014) [-]
good luck and leave cred or i molest you dressed as fred flintstone

Yabba Dabba Do ************
#116 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
#117 to #116 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
thou art a man of thine word evilhomer

i salute thee
User avatar #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I gryningsljuset flammar brand
Jag ser ett öde, fruset land
Jag ser och ber för min själ
User avatar #109 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Heya
posttwo here
User avatar #111 to #110 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Check the thread where we talked yesterday
Why the **** did I get banned?
User avatar #112 to #111 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
you where banned?
weird, i don't remember seeing anything that could get a person banned yesterday.
anyway the comment is too old for me to read again. what was it we talked about?
User avatar #113 to #112 - admonistratur (04/13/2013) [-]
Twilight r34
User avatar #114 to #113 - ompalomper (04/13/2013) [-]
ah, that is nice stuff
User avatar #106 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Well that was quite pleasant, one of the most awesome threads I've participated in.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ompalomper (03/06/2013) [-]
i think so to, it was certainly fun.

may we practice this again some day
User avatar #108 to #107 - sinery (03/06/2013) [-]
Indeed, I hope we will.
User avatar #72 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Would you mind sharing your feel images, I can share my feel folder if you wish as compensation.
#87 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
that was it, sorry that so muck was pony but this is all of my feel's

here is a feel good story to finish it up

have a good morning/day/evening sir/madame
User avatar #90 to #87 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I meant the pony.
#92 to #90 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
then i guess i did something right
#95 to #92 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Surprised you had no MLD though.
#96 to #95 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
me to now that you mention it i have this one thing
#97 to #96 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I have a folder and need to rid myself of one... 'suggestive' image.

Oh, and I have that one as well.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
lay it on me. ain't gonna get any sadder at this point
User avatar #102 to #101 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i can't seem to open them :/
User avatar #103 to #102 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
You have to unzip them. The .rar folder is just for the mass image transport.
User avatar #104 to #103 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
and how do i do that?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Download winrar and extract it.
#80 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
most powerful one i have
User avatar #81 to #80 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I can't save that one because of personal reasons.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna talk about it?
User avatar #89 to #88 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
I know I shouldn't say it like this but I still do. I should have a niece and nephew plus people are forgetful assholes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
i am sorry for the loss, i truly am. but i can't blame them, forgetting is the easy solution.

but you decide to remember and for that you are a much better human being then me. my grand mother has Alzheimer and in now in the state that she is just a husk. i barely think of her anymore and i cant remember the last time i visited her.

so i agree with you, people (most of them at least) suck
User avatar #93 to #91 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Let me message you a story, please give me a moment.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
take your time
User avatar #98 to #94 - marceau (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh, I forgot to say I sent it if it even matters to mention it here.
User avatar #100 to #98 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
no i got it.
#73 to #72 - ompalomper (09/09/2012) [-]
ok here you go
User avatar #64 - phanact (09/01/2012) [-]
How does a pony have tits?

Thread maxed out
User avatar #59 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I had to make friends with you after this lol www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Honest+mistake+Fluttershy/uxRTGhk/7#7
User avatar #58 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hey, nice to meet you!
#60 to #59 - ompalomper (05/15/2012) [-]
likewise :D

any reason for the spontaneous friend request? or perhaps you know me?

have we talked before?

who am i?

where am i?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User avatar #62 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
Hopefully that is a good enough reason, you seem funny and I want to have more people to chat in the status updates ,which i just notice you dont have any :(
User avatar #61 to #61 - userq (05/15/2012) [-]
I raed your mind
User avatar #63 to #62 - ompalomper (05/16/2012) [-]
dude, if someone where to read my mind they would leave in a maximum of five seconds due to the sheer amount of ****** up **** that i keep there
#39 - mrcrocodile (04/29/2012) [-]
I saw your bioshock reference, and I must say I am impressed.
#40 to #40 - ompalomper (04/29/2012) [-]
thank you :D

doctor steinman and sander cohen are my favorite characters in bioshock (after andrew ryan of course)
#34 - tariv (04/21/2012) [-]
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#35 to #35 - ompalomper (04/21/2012) [-]
tnx man :)

why the sudden hug? not that im complaining :D
#37 to #36 - tariv (04/22/2012) [-]
You got rolled.
You got rolled.
#38 to #38 - ompalomper (04/22/2012) [-]
how do we change the world?

one act of random kindness at a time

tnx for helping to change the world for the better :D
#24 - mikehuntismoist (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't like ponies at all. Sorry for the spam, the doubles demand it.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
huh. sucks to be me i guess.

at least im a brony already
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
meh. i have seen some really ****** up stuff. some pony r34 is no big deal
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User avatar #30 to #30 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
ok now in just disappointed.

not even ONE r34 pic so far. people sure are lazy
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User avatar #32 to #32 - ompalomper (03/18/2012) [-]
har, har, har
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User avatar #15 to #15 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
im embarrassed to admit it but when it comes to name giving ponies im next to worthless. ill try to figure something out today at school but don't expect much
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User avatar #17 to #17 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
i love the name! both of em!

buck my horrible imagination, i cant i make names like that?
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User avatar #19 to #19 - ompalomper (01/24/2012) [-]
lucky you. most of my friensd are non-gay community.
living in sweden does that to you
User avatar #12 to #11 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
nice, thanks!

merry x-mas :-)
#9 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas! I rolled you too... Well, I'm an Anon.. Sooooo, have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ompalomper (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you anon
merry x-mas to you too :-)
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