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#30390 - .______. Captcha failed on the Russel Jimmies monkey.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2012 on Item Discussion +1
User avatar #30416 - battledude (08/11/2012) [-]
do you feel rustled
#30448 - omnomnominator (08/11/2012) [-]
#30233 - I now have a stupid amount of duplicates, would love to trade! 08/11/2012 on Item Discussion +2
#29745 - Trading items I don't have, for duplicates! 08/11/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#29670 - MFW I get the Magic Beam 08/11/2012 on Item Discussion +2
#25681 - **omnomnominator rolls 6,162** 08/11/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#20428 - **omnomnominator rolls 73** 08/11/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#20345 - **omnomnominator rolls 481** 08/11/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#207 - Oh shit, you're right :( I suppose I should really get a life,… 08/05/2012 on First Howard, now Jerry. 0
#62 - Anyone who makes the most of life, uses money to support thems…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on Weed -2
User avatar #66 - rockerforlife (08/04/2012) [-]
Pardon my opinion, but I believe your views on stoners are very much jaded. I once saw a thread of a man who was failing law school, started smoking pot and his grades improved in the class greatly. Just because you smoke pot doesn't make you some degenerate lowlife, at least not those who are addicted.
You also mention making the most of life, personally I think smoking pot is a great experience for anyone to enjoy and I think it's definitely something to miss out on life, some people are prone to get addicted on their own will but if they fell to those habits so easily they must've not had much going for them anyways.
#19 - Exactly. How many weed smokers have competed in the Olympics? …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/03/2012 on Weed +22
User avatar #231 - misterkinz (08/04/2012) [-]
implying he got caught the one and only time he smoked weed.
User avatar #266 - lazypaul (08/04/2012) [-]
He said in an interview that it was.
User avatar #275 - misterkinz (08/04/2012) [-]
and no one has ever lied in an interview before
User avatar #291 - lazypaul (08/04/2012) [-]
We have no reason to believe anything otherwise is true.
#229 - emomonster (08/04/2012) [-]
Can you tell me again how many of you non smokers have 21 olympic medals? 17 of which are Gold?
#227 - thesnarfalarker (08/04/2012) [-]
MFW
User avatar #97 - ggfj (08/04/2012) [-]
how many people who don't smoke weed sit on their arse
User avatar #58 - rockerforlife (08/04/2012) [-]
Who is "we" in this case?
User avatar #62 - omnomnominator (08/04/2012) [-]
Anyone who makes the most of life, uses money to support themselves and not a habit, anyone with a respectable career, hobby, or wife and family. Those are the people I respect above all, not these stoners who lay about drugged out of their mind.
User avatar #66 - rockerforlife (08/04/2012) [-]
Pardon my opinion, but I believe your views on stoners are very much jaded. I once saw a thread of a man who was failing law school, started smoking pot and his grades improved in the class greatly. Just because you smoke pot doesn't make you some degenerate lowlife, at least not those who are addicted.
You also mention making the most of life, personally I think smoking pot is a great experience for anyone to enjoy and I think it's definitely something to miss out on life, some people are prone to get addicted on their own will but if they fell to those habits so easily they must've not had much going for them anyways.
User avatar #31 - daburger (08/03/2012) [-]
Have you heard the stories about the Olympic villages? I'm pretty sure Phelps isn't the only one who has smoked pot, just saying. Also, just because you've smoked weed doesn't mean you're in a different faction or anything. That's like comparing the success of people who drink and people who don't. You're never going to see a stoner or alcoholic in the Olympics, but that doesn't mean those people haven't done said drugs.
User avatar #269 - lazypaul (08/04/2012) [-]
Im almost 100% certain that the athletes aren't doing ANY kind of drugs in the days following their competition. The stories of the olympic villages is of the athletes having lots of sex.
#465 - Picture 08/01/2012 on My Project 0
#189 - Not all bronies wank to pony porn, and you don't have to wank … 08/01/2012 on First Howard, now Jerry. -1
#185 - I personally don't see how this is allowed to happen, because …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2012 on First Howard, now Jerry. +3
#205 - devout feminist (08/04/2012) [-]
You watch a show for infantile girls. You can control that. Watching My Little Pony when you're a grown male means you're a saddo.

Being black, you cannot control. Don't bother bringing that into the subject.

Being gay, socially acceptable. But do you seriously think people are going to find you normal if you open up to the fact you like watching MLP in your free time in real life? I wouldn't. I'd just find you socially inept.

Its not a matter of opinion, it just is weird you like this stuff and nothing you can say against that will change it. It is weird, get over it. You were the one that started watching it in the first place. Its the same as watching Dora the Explorer and liking it, its fucking weird. And sad.

Get a life and grow up man.
User avatar #207 - omnomnominator (08/05/2012) [-]
Oh shit, you're right :( I suppose I should really get a life, because making shitloads of money in music is just sad :/ And I should be ashamed, because I like to watch a show about ponies when I want to relax after arriving home from another country :( Shit, I need to get it together, I bet you have a meaningful life, playing Call Of Duty, listening to Dubstep and insulting bronies every day. I wonder how much that pays...
#188 - devout feminist (08/01/2012) [-]
They put themselves into a group because they like something other people don't....
If you're black, you can't wake up and say "I'm not gonna be black today."
If you're a brony, you can wake up and say "I'm not gonna tell everyone I jerk off to pony porn today."
User avatar #189 - omnomnominator (08/01/2012) [-]
Not all bronies wank to pony porn, and you don't have to wank to pony porn to be a brony. If you enjoy anything, you can't just say 'I won't enjoy that anymore', because you're denying a part of who you are, and conforming to what other people want. I mean, in my old Secondary School, if you didn't like Call of Duty, and didn't listen to Dubstep, you were labelled as gay, to this day, I've never listened to Dubstep, and I've not bought a Call Of Duty game since Call of Duty 3, I like what I like, and you like what you like, neither of us have any right to judge the other.
#81 - There is still hope for todays music ^ ^ Personally,… 08/01/2012 on Todays Music +1
#173 - Ah, I see, I have no clue about america, again, so yeah, sorry… 07/29/2012 on das title 0
#165 - Aha, the above comment said otherwise, I have no clue about Am…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on das title 0
User avatar #177 - mcstorms (07/29/2012) [-]
Again laws differ from state to state
User avatar #172 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
got ya, well at least on the west side of the country (where I am from) you have to be 21 and apply for a gun license to own a handgun, i think you may be able to buy hunting rifles and stuff like that but nothing over that until you are 21 for some ridiculous reason, because you know, once you turn 21 its okay to own an m16 or ak-47, because you're older and know what you are doing with your life
#162 - In England, you need to take lessons and go through several te…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2012 on das title 0
User avatar #174 - mcstorms (07/29/2012) [-]
it would also help if you understand driving laws differ between states.
User avatar #171 - mcstorms (07/29/2012) [-]
No you need to go take your permit test witch is relatively easy since I passed it without studying. 10 questions. Then you have to wait 6 months before taking your road examination. Which if you didn't practice during those 6 months you are doomed to fail. Also with a permit you need an adult licences driver in the car at all times. That's pretty much where you get your lessons from or you can pay for professional lessons.
User avatar #170 - AvatarAirBender (07/29/2012) [-]
Haahhahha no. You have to hold a driving permit for a year. Were you can only drive with your parent in the passenger seat. Then you have to take a driving test for your license. We don't just sign a paper and go.

Also, you just can't buy HANDGUN AMMO until your 21. You can buy all the guns you want.
User avatar #173 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
Ah, I see, I have no clue about america, again, so yeah, sorry about that, though I wish the drinking age was 21 in England.
User avatar #169 - jickya (07/29/2012) [-]
you couldnt be more wrong. In america, you have to go to driving school, take a test there (and pass), get a learner's permit, drive for 40 hours total (and record it), then go to the BMV. At the BMV, you have to take another test and you cant get below a B. Also, you have to take a driving test there and pass. When you finally get your liceanse, you cant actually drive other people for 6 months.
#155 - Well, in America, they do let you drive without lessons and ow…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/29/2012 on das title +2
User avatar #163 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
you have to be 21 to own a gun in america
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#179 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
To own a rifle you must be 18. as for a pistol you must be 21 and have a permit (in more strict states that is).Thats supposed to because a pistol is a lot easier to sneak around with, versus a rifle which is pretty damn obvious when you carry it around. And rifles tend to be used mainly for hunting while pistols are primarily used for self defense/home defense.
User avatar #184 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
look at comment #172
#190 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
also m16s aren't legal they are fully auto and/or burst, the civilian equivilant is the AR-15 semi auto
User avatar #191 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
that one ha my bad
#187 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, i missed that one.
#189 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
no worries man, but i think we can both agree that some american laws are just generally poorly made
#194 - sillyinstigator (07/29/2012) [-]
yeah im all for the right to bear arms, i actually shoot in cmp matches with an AR so im a bit biased but there are many guns out there you should need a permit for and a background check. But then again the Aurora co shooter had a clean background so the laws wouldn't of really made a difference
User avatar #165 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
Aha, the above comment said otherwise, I have no clue about American gun laws.
User avatar #177 - mcstorms (07/29/2012) [-]
Again laws differ from state to state
User avatar #172 - twansitionfma (07/29/2012) [-]
got ya, well at least on the west side of the country (where I am from) you have to be 21 and apply for a gun license to own a handgun, i think you may be able to buy hunting rifles and stuff like that but nothing over that until you are 21 for some ridiculous reason, because you know, once you turn 21 its okay to own an m16 or ak-47, because you're older and know what you are doing with your life
User avatar #159 - mcstorms (07/29/2012) [-]
What do you mean drive without lessons?
User avatar #162 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
In England, you need to take lessons and go through several tests to get a license, in America, if I'm not mistaken, you basically pick up your license, and away you go.
User avatar #174 - mcstorms (07/29/2012) [-]
it would also help if you understand driving laws differ between states.
User avatar #171 - mcstorms (07/29/2012) [-]
No you need to go take your permit test witch is relatively easy since I passed it without studying. 10 questions. Then you have to wait 6 months before taking your road examination. Which if you didn't practice during those 6 months you are doomed to fail. Also with a permit you need an adult licences driver in the car at all times. That's pretty much where you get your lessons from or you can pay for professional lessons.
User avatar #170 - AvatarAirBender (07/29/2012) [-]
Haahhahha no. You have to hold a driving permit for a year. Were you can only drive with your parent in the passenger seat. Then you have to take a driving test for your license. We don't just sign a paper and go.

Also, you just can't buy HANDGUN AMMO until your 21. You can buy all the guns you want.
User avatar #173 - omnomnominator (07/29/2012) [-]
Ah, I see, I have no clue about america, again, so yeah, sorry about that, though I wish the drinking age was 21 in England.
User avatar #169 - jickya (07/29/2012) [-]
you couldnt be more wrong. In america, you have to go to driving school, take a test there (and pass), get a learner's permit, drive for 40 hours total (and record it), then go to the BMV. At the BMV, you have to take another test and you cant get below a B. Also, you have to take a driving test there and pass. When you finally get your liceanse, you cant actually drive other people for 6 months.
#35 - As I remember, a choir of deaf children had just sang the nati… 07/29/2012 on The queen. 0
#622 - Well, if it makes you feel any better about guys as a whole, I… 07/26/2012 on Awesome Chick 0
#615 - This is exactly what I was thinking. 07/26/2012 on Awesome Chick 0
#118 - I'm guessing she's British, over here, 'swear down' is the cha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Someone shoot her +2
#119 - waffies (07/25/2012) [-]
Figured it could be, just wasn't sure. Thanks!
#34 - Picture 07/24/2012 on two wieners +22
#64 - Didn't expect to see a British comedian on the front page, saw… 07/24/2012 on Give this man a medal +3
#192 - Picture 07/24/2012 on Meanwhile.. 0
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