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#37 - Needs moar classical position <_< 04/26/2012 on Just a guitar joke +1
#19 - **omnomnominator rolled a random image posted in comment #39…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on Stacy +1
#23 - lukedempsey has deleted their comment.
#95 - Han katsoi maan reunalta tahtea putoavaa, nyt kanuiit kasvot n…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on random post +1
User avatar #152 - blashyrkh (04/22/2012) [-]
LAI LAI HEI!
User avatar #148 - undeadviking (04/22/2012) [-]
<3 <3 <3
#113 - Ah, but he said he will eat the daughter if the mother doesn't… 04/17/2012 on Paradox 0
#88 - I dunno if it's been said, but for number two, the mother shou…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Paradox +1
#92 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [-]
No, no, no. "You will return my daughter."
User avatar #106 - GnRNoD (04/17/2012) [-]
THIS is the right and only correct answer and it's quite simple.

"you will return my daughter (add) safe to me"

also i want to know the pinnochio one... it puzzles me to think it can be solved.

also the grandmother one, it's a time-line stoper, if you killed your ancestors you start a new time line thus causing the one you were on to collapse...



User avatar #113 - omnomnominator (04/17/2012) [-]
Ah, but he said he will eat the daughter if the mother doesn't guess her fate correctly, so if she said the daughter would be returned, the crocodile could just eat the daughter, and the mother would have been wrong, I think my way is much better.
User avatar #99 - jamcliche (04/17/2012) [-]
Neither of those work, since the child was a boy...
#84 - Exactly, I don't find these girls attractive at all, luckily t… 04/16/2012 on My Mind is Full Of Fucks 0
#133 - Yeah, ever since it came out, I've been practicing it so much,… 04/15/2012 on true story 0
#129 - That photo is of me XD and not yet, but I've preordered it, an…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2012 on true story 0
User avatar #131 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
8 Fingers? The stereotypes about asians are just to overwhelming. I read it comes out April 15th just now, so i'll have to pick it up in May when I got to a Music store.
User avatar #133 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, ever since it came out, I've been practicing it so much, though I had a bit of an advantage, as I've been doing that kind of stuff to prepare for a prog project, which'll be fun ^_^
#126 - Ace, I'll have to send you some of my stuff when it's done, cu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2012 on true story 0
User avatar #127 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh shit, I remember a couple years ago i think it was, or last year, where they were auditioning for a new singer, he had a deeper voice and kind of looked like the guy in your photo with a goatee. Did their album with him come out yet?
User avatar #129 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
That photo is of me XD and not yet, but I've preordered it, and I'm seeing their first ever show of their latest tour, though they've released some songs, and it's monstrous, I've been preparing my fingers for this, but when Herman Li started 8 finger tapping, I just about shat myself XD
User avatar #131 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
8 Fingers? The stereotypes about asians are just to overwhelming. I read it comes out April 15th just now, so i'll have to pick it up in May when I got to a Music store.
User avatar #133 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, ever since it came out, I've been practicing it so much, though I had a bit of an advantage, as I've been doing that kind of stuff to prepare for a prog project, which'll be fun ^_^
#119 - It does depend how well you can play it, though, I've heard so…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2012 on true story 0
User avatar #120 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
Well sir, if I ever get a camera, you will be the first person to know, I wouldn't call venged metalcore, Killswitch Engage is more of that.
User avatar #126 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
Ace, I'll have to send you some of my stuff when it's done, currently recording with my band, got a new set of microphones of their way tomorrow, I reckon I'm gonna christen them with a song from Dragonforce's new album! CRY THUNDEEEEER XD
User avatar #127 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh shit, I remember a couple years ago i think it was, or last year, where they were auditioning for a new singer, he had a deeper voice and kind of looked like the guy in your photo with a goatee. Did their album with him come out yet?
User avatar #129 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
That photo is of me XD and not yet, but I've preordered it, and I'm seeing their first ever show of their latest tour, though they've released some songs, and it's monstrous, I've been preparing my fingers for this, but when Herman Li started 8 finger tapping, I just about shat myself XD
User avatar #131 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
8 Fingers? The stereotypes about asians are just to overwhelming. I read it comes out April 15th just now, so i'll have to pick it up in May when I got to a Music store.
User avatar #133 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, ever since it came out, I've been practicing it so much, though I had a bit of an advantage, as I've been doing that kind of stuff to prepare for a prog project, which'll be fun ^_^
#114 - It must be different over here, over here, everyone is impress…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2012 on true story +1
User avatar #117 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
Well fuck, England may be a cool place of choice compared to Canada.
User avatar #119 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
It does depend how well you can play it, though, I've heard some covers of the Afterlife solo that were abortions, no offense, but I do hate Metalcore with a passion, I'd be interested in seeing you play ^_^
User avatar #120 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
Well sir, if I ever get a camera, you will be the first person to know, I wouldn't call venged metalcore, Killswitch Engage is more of that.
User avatar #126 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
Ace, I'll have to send you some of my stuff when it's done, currently recording with my band, got a new set of microphones of their way tomorrow, I reckon I'm gonna christen them with a song from Dragonforce's new album! CRY THUNDEEEEER XD
User avatar #127 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
Oh shit, I remember a couple years ago i think it was, or last year, where they were auditioning for a new singer, he had a deeper voice and kind of looked like the guy in your photo with a goatee. Did their album with him come out yet?
User avatar #129 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
That photo is of me XD and not yet, but I've preordered it, and I'm seeing their first ever show of their latest tour, though they've released some songs, and it's monstrous, I've been preparing my fingers for this, but when Herman Li started 8 finger tapping, I just about shat myself XD
User avatar #131 - Johnsfer (04/15/2012) [-]
8 Fingers? The stereotypes about asians are just to overwhelming. I read it comes out April 15th just now, so i'll have to pick it up in May when I got to a Music store.
User avatar #133 - omnomnominator (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, ever since it came out, I've been practicing it so much, though I had a bit of an advantage, as I've been doing that kind of stuff to prepare for a prog project, which'll be fun ^_^
#491 - **omnomnominator rolls 548** 04/14/2012 on LOOK AT THE NOTE 0
#374 - Picture 04/14/2012 on LOOK AT THE NOTE +18
#373 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2012 on LOOK AT THE NOTE +15
#374 - omnomnominator (04/14/2012) [-]
#372 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2012 on LOOK AT THE NOTE +15
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#330 - The problem with that, is that there is actually a legend of t… 04/12/2012 on Youtube Atheism. +1
#88 - Have you ever been so scared you grew a penis?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on Pandas +3
User avatar #106 - arcticvenom (04/11/2012) [-]
yes, twice
#191 - Don't worry about it, you've clearly made lots of people laugh… 04/11/2012 on Old School 0
#84 - Well, if you google image search 'We crackalackin', that parti…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2012 on Old School +2
User avatar #109 - robopuppy (04/11/2012) [-]
I'd like to just be honest and say I've seen that comic but the joke itself isn't even from that. It's an old joke that I made a comic about. To be honest that wasn't even the main point of the comic. I also forgot about that when I was making this. Also, yeah I agree the sunglasses really make the joke.
User avatar #191 - omnomnominator (04/11/2012) [-]
Don't worry about it, you've clearly made lots of people laugh, and it's good to see an OP caring about what the viewers think, as you clearly do ^_^
#203 - **omnomnominator rolled a random image posted in comment #28… 04/10/2012 on Sex partner 0
#11 - *Guitar geek activated* I believe that guitar sells for around… 04/05/2012 on money = he needs it! 0
#78 - I fully expect red thumbs, but she's one of my favourite actre…  [+] (24 new replies) 04/03/2012 on puberty...I think you... +65
User avatar #103 - DrBobsPatient (04/03/2012) [-]
My opinion:
the pictures shown = no.
stuff in movies = yes.
#102 - DrBobsPatient has deleted their comment.
User avatar #90 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
I guess she's not THAT bad-looking, but personally, I'd prefer Jennifer Lawrence.
#121 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
jennifer is ok, i just can't get over how amazing olivia wilde is
User avatar #123 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
Where's she from?
User avatar #125 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
well the most recent movie i can think of would be Cowboys and Aliens. if you mean race i'm not wholly sure. i just know i would do unholy things to her given the chance.
#306 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
No. She is from House. Trust me, you would LOVE her on House.
User avatar #126 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
Your third sentence, for reasons unknown, sent me into hysterics for five seconds.
User avatar #128 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
glad i could help
#133 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
Laughter is always good. Hence why I constantly watch the Creatures.

I love the way Lawrence portrayed Katniss, though. There was a lot more humor in "Thank you for your consideration" than anything my mind could render from the book version.
User avatar #135 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
i'm actually planning on catching that movie this weekend. haven't read the books in a while but i still remember the gist of it though. how true to the book is the movie?
User avatar #137 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
Considering the substantial differences between books and movies in general, quite faithful. There were some stupid cuts that totally could've made it in, but some scenes are FAR superior in the movie.
User avatar #142 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
nice. did the genetically engineered dog monsters from the end make it in the movie? i can't imagine a scene like that being rated pg 13
User avatar #144 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
They made it, but the psychological emotions behind it did not, sadly.
User avatar #145 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
damn :/ so which one did you prefer? the book or the movie?
User avatar #146 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
Scene-by-scene, depends. As a whole, the book.
User avatar #151 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
i remember how good the first book was. the second and third however are are a different matter. i felt like in the 3rd book she was just going through killing some of the best characters one by one. i hope the movies do better.
User avatar #153 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
I actually thought Catching Fire was better than The Hunger Games. Well, it was from Act II forward. And it led into Mockingjay perfectly, but as much as I like the series as a whole, Mockingjay was disappointing compared to the first two.
User avatar #162 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
catching fire wasn't bad, but mockingjay just seemed phoned in to me. the ending wasn't all that interesting to be honest. katniss and peeta live happily ever after with a few nightmares here and there? really? maybe it's just me but i don't think katniss should've made it through the last book. or if she did, she definitely shouldn't have had to settle for peeta.
User avatar #166 - keiishiyama (04/03/2012) [-]
I was infuriated when SPOILER ALERT Prim was killed off like that, and I always liked Gale more. The whole thing seems way too forced and bland. Why would Katniss live happily ever after in the shattered remains of her old town?
User avatar #246 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
hey bro some jackass went through and thumbed down all our comments. i thumbed yours back up though.
User avatar #386 - keiishiyama (04/04/2012) [-]
Nice. Thanks. I didn't even notice.
User avatar #192 - zeusx (04/03/2012) [-]
my thoughts exactly. i always thought she was going to end up with gale. i never really liked peeta as a character.
User avatar #80 - meanmamajama (04/03/2012) [-]
You were honest. So I thumbed you up. Good job.
#782 - Alternative was basically what Grunge grew to become, you're r… 03/30/2012 on Legends 0
#133 - Well, first, you've got Alternative, heavily influenced by Gru…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Legends 0
User avatar #520 - rockiponimus (03/30/2012) [-]
correct me if i am wrong, but i believe that alternative actually references an "alternative" to grunge music. producers saw how popular the movement was, and decided to try and make it slightly more appealing to a wider audience
User avatar #782 - omnomnominator (03/30/2012) [-]
Alternative was basically what Grunge grew to become, you're right that producers wanted to make money, the Nevermind album was made for that reason, producers heard Bleach and wanted to get their hands on Kurt Cobain, this paved the way for alternative, and Alternative is usually used to reference the fact that it's an alternative to the mainstream, which became rather ironic, as a lot of modern alternative bands and alternative songs become the most well known bands and songs in the world.
#130 - The genres that Grunge influenced became bigger than metal. 03/29/2012 on Legends 0
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