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#23897 - Better, but you still seem to be heavy with the red. Sample s… 02/24/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#350407 - Well, try Hamachi. I ran into problems when trying to do it … 02/24/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#350400 - Did you use a service like Hamachi for the ports, or did you d…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #350405 - eeveeisbestpoke (02/24/2013) [-]
I did it manually
User avatar #350407 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Well, try Hamachi. I ran into problems when trying to do it manually as well. There are tutorials all over youtube for specfics if you need them.

#23895 - Pretty good work, but it looks like these Nazis have been in t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#23896 - thebronykindthree (02/24/2013) [-]
is this better?
#23898 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Look at these tones:
User avatar #23897 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Better, but you still seem to be heavy with the red. Sample some skin tones from colour photographs and compare them side-b-side.
#12840 - Does that mean your relationship with everyone you know means …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #12845 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
No, of course not. My relationships are of significant value to me. My love for Christ doesn't diminish them, it's just more important than them. But that's like saying paying my rent is more important than paying my phone bill. I need both. But my rent is obviously more pertinent.
User avatar #12850 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
You need a house to live, but you don't need your phone to live. Are you saying that friends and family mean as much to as non-essential material objects? That you don't need anyone else in your life but Jesus?
User avatar #12852 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
You underestimate my dependency on my phone. But okay, I'll use a different analogy. Jesus is like my right hand, and my loved ones are like my left hand. I'm right-handed, so I rely more heavily upon my right hand. But that's not to say I don't need my left hand. Things would be much more difficult without it, but if for some reason I had to give up one, I'd give up my left hand before my right one.

inb4 fap jokes
User avatar #12855 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
I've gathered all the info I need on the subject and understand your commitment, but I would still be a bit hesitant when taking orders from one person to abandon everything and everyone I lived for.
User avatar #12861 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
That's completely understandable and I sympathize with your hesitance. I admit it would be with heavy sorrow that I'd turn away from my Earth family. But I would feel obligated to obey all the same.
#12835 - I don't plan on dying any other way! 02/24/2013 on Religion Board 0
#12834 - But why did he test Job at all? Job showed his commitment for…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #12848 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Some people only worship God when He blesses them, and then when He stops, they lose their faith in Him. That makes their faith superficial and meaningless. It's essentially letting God just buy their love. But sometimes He takes away their blessings so that they love Him freely and then it becomes more real. God ruined Job's life so that Job's faith would become more real.
User avatar #12849 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Job was a just person who accepted God and treated others as he wanted to be treated, even going as far as seeking forgiveness for his children's potential sins. It seems that all God did was scare Job into revering him even more. Was he not good enough for God before?
User avatar #12851 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
It's not that he wasn't good enough, it's that God wanted to make his faith stronger.
User avatar #12854 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
What was wrong with his faith beforehand, though? Apparently his faith wasn't good enough to the point where God intervened. In the end, the only difference in Jobs life were memories of suffering and loss and a fear of a being who could punish you no matter how you behave. It sounds like he chose to submit to God out of fear rather than selfless devotion.
User avatar #12858 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Well sort of, yes. We are told to fear God, but you need to understand what "fear" means in this context. It doesn't mean to just be scared of God at all times because He could crush you like a bug (although that's a good thing to remember). It means to recognize that God is supremely powerful, and therefore there is no use fearing anything else because God is infinitely greater than whatever it is you're scared of. That's not to say bad things won't happen to you if you worship Him, because bad things happen to everybody. But we should recognize and worship His power anyway, because doing so will allow us entrance into heaven. Of course, I have to admit that's a stretch in this context because at the time of Job, humans weren't able to go to heaven under any circumstances. But it applies today. Maybe He did this to make an example of how all people should behave now that we do have access to heaven.
User avatar #12936 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Does Job now inhabit the first circle of hell, or purgatory?
User avatar #12937 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Not sure. Yesterday I read an article saying that after Jesus opened heaven to the public, the righteous people who had been in She'ol (afterlife in the Old Testament housing everyone who died, regardless of conduct or faith) were saved from there. She'ol, according to another article which I'm reading right now, was divided into two sections separated by a chasm, a place of comfort (but not heaven) and a place of torment. I'm sure Job was sent to the place of comfort.

She'ol is mentioned in Luke 16:19-31 if you want to read it. It's interesting especially from a literary perspective, because it talks about a man in She'ol named Lazarus, but it's not the same Lazarus that Jesus resurrected. A rich man in the place of torment begs Abraham to send Lazaruz back to Earth to warn the man's family of the afterlife, and Abraham refuses because according to him, a man coming back to life would not sway the faith of those who denied the teachings of Moses. I found this ironic.
User avatar #12941 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
I keep thinking Sheol is exclusive to Jewish and forget it's Christian as well.
Sounds like an afterlife away from afterlife.
User avatar #12945 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Haha, indeed. I actually didn't know about it myself until very recently. I used to think it was just hell.
#12749 - When you think about it, if the universe was once a infinitely… 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
#12744 - I guess i wouldn't get that audience then.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #12745 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#12711 - I guess I would die...again. lol  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #12713 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
In all seriousness. What if he did not want an audience with you unless you bowed before him. What then?
User avatar #12744 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I guess i wouldn't get that audience then.
User avatar #12745 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#12710 - It happens to the best of us! lol 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
#12706 - lol *canon 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
#12704 - The BoJ is considered a cannon by Christianity.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #12707 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
Yes, I behaved like a retard.
The Tanach is the old testament.
User avatar #12710 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
It happens to the best of us! lol
#12706 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
lol *canon
#12703 - I think we would have a lengthy conversation regarding his/her…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +2
User avatar #12708 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
What if he shanked you.
User avatar #12711 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I guess I would die...again. lol
User avatar #12713 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
In all seriousness. What if he did not want an audience with you unless you bowed before him. What then?
User avatar #12744 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I guess i wouldn't get that audience then.
User avatar #12745 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#12700 - I revere no deity, so I may be a little confused to see one. …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #12779 - thirteenthdoctor (02/24/2013) [-]
You would only be brought to Valhalla if you died in valiant combat.
User avatar #12835 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't plan on dying any other way!
User avatar #12701 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
Well supposed you saw the Christian deity or Allah, then what would be your reaction?
User avatar #12703 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I think we would have a lengthy conversation regarding his/her power, role in the universe/human history, and true intentions regarding human behavior and thought. What I do next really depends on what I'm told.
User avatar #12708 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
What if he shanked you.
User avatar #12711 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I guess I would die...again. lol
User avatar #12713 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
In all seriousness. What if he did not want an audience with you unless you bowed before him. What then?
User avatar #12744 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
I guess i wouldn't get that audience then.
User avatar #12745 - lobsternewburg (02/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#12699 - Are the theists here comfortable with the Book of Job and how …  [+] (27 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
#12868 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
http:// www. [url deleted] /watch?v=QVgZqnsytJI
#12866 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
[url deleted]

An atheist's take on the book of Job
User avatar #12853 - thirteenthdoctor (02/24/2013) [-]
You know how Thor is the God of Thunders, or how Aphrodite is the Goddess of Love?
Yeah, the Book of Job sort of shows that the Christian god is the God of Douchebaggery.
User avatar #12758 - jokeface (02/23/2013) [-]
Please see my response to Ragnarfag. I could have placed it here but I felt it was a more fitting reply to his comment.
User avatar #12834 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
But why did he test Job at all? Job showed his commitment for God before everything he loved was taken from him. He had a great life while serving his lord without question. If God was "testing" Job so he would continue worshiping him, I don't see a difference between God's intervention and terrorism.
User avatar #12848 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Some people only worship God when He blesses them, and then when He stops, they lose their faith in Him. That makes their faith superficial and meaningless. It's essentially letting God just buy their love. But sometimes He takes away their blessings so that they love Him freely and then it becomes more real. God ruined Job's life so that Job's faith would become more real.
User avatar #12849 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Job was a just person who accepted God and treated others as he wanted to be treated, even going as far as seeking forgiveness for his children's potential sins. It seems that all God did was scare Job into revering him even more. Was he not good enough for God before?
User avatar #12851 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
It's not that he wasn't good enough, it's that God wanted to make his faith stronger.
User avatar #12854 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
What was wrong with his faith beforehand, though? Apparently his faith wasn't good enough to the point where God intervened. In the end, the only difference in Jobs life were memories of suffering and loss and a fear of a being who could punish you no matter how you behave. It sounds like he chose to submit to God out of fear rather than selfless devotion.
User avatar #12858 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Well sort of, yes. We are told to fear God, but you need to understand what "fear" means in this context. It doesn't mean to just be scared of God at all times because He could crush you like a bug (although that's a good thing to remember). It means to recognize that God is supremely powerful, and therefore there is no use fearing anything else because God is infinitely greater than whatever it is you're scared of. That's not to say bad things won't happen to you if you worship Him, because bad things happen to everybody. But we should recognize and worship His power anyway, because doing so will allow us entrance into heaven. Of course, I have to admit that's a stretch in this context because at the time of Job, humans weren't able to go to heaven under any circumstances. But it applies today. Maybe He did this to make an example of how all people should behave now that we do have access to heaven.
User avatar #12936 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Does Job now inhabit the first circle of hell, or purgatory?
User avatar #12937 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Not sure. Yesterday I read an article saying that after Jesus opened heaven to the public, the righteous people who had been in She'ol (afterlife in the Old Testament housing everyone who died, regardless of conduct or faith) were saved from there. She'ol, according to another article which I'm reading right now, was divided into two sections separated by a chasm, a place of comfort (but not heaven) and a place of torment. I'm sure Job was sent to the place of comfort.

She'ol is mentioned in Luke 16:19-31 if you want to read it. It's interesting especially from a literary perspective, because it talks about a man in She'ol named Lazarus, but it's not the same Lazarus that Jesus resurrected. A rich man in the place of torment begs Abraham to send Lazaruz back to Earth to warn the man's family of the afterlife, and Abraham refuses because according to him, a man coming back to life would not sway the faith of those who denied the teachings of Moses. I found this ironic.
User avatar #12941 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
I keep thinking Sheol is exclusive to Jewish and forget it's Christian as well.
Sounds like an afterlife away from afterlife.
User avatar #12945 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Haha, indeed. I actually didn't know about it myself until very recently. I used to think it was just hell.
User avatar #12702 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
Well , it would proof that god isn't omniscience.
But I don't know if it is seen canonical in the christan faith.
User avatar #12705 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
Oh, it is, I was a little bit retarded here.
But it's odd since it's stated in this book that god is omniscient.
User avatar #12757 - jokeface (02/23/2013) [-]
God wasn't testing Job for His own benefit. He knew how Job would respond. He was testing him so that Job could actually continue worshiping God in spite of his many losses. Our faith holds more weight in times of suffering than in times of prosperity, because it means we're not just worshiping God because He blesses us, but rather that we're worshiping Him because we love and trust Him. And God wanted Job to live out this principle, because it would benefit Job spiritually.
#12864 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, Satan had nothing to do with it right? God gave Satan the permission to take away all of Job's belongings. The whole persecution of Job was done because Satan questioned his faith. Your version does not put Satan into the picture at all, whereas what happened was Satan was the one who even introduced the concept of the persecution of Job, to which God replied, you take away all his belongings and he will still have faith. This is a response to Satan, in other words to prove to Satan that this was the case. Had he wanted to strengthen Job's faith he would not need to have been brought into this matter by Satan.
User avatar #12872 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
I know Satan was involved, but I don't believe proving a point to Satan was a matter of priority for God. Even if it was Satan who initiated the persecution, God could still have been using it as an opportunity to strengthen Job's faith. Proving Satan wrong was just a bonus.
#12932 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
You claim to know the mind of God? Proving a point to Satan was the priority, because if it wasn't then this test would have occurred prior to Satan's words. Given that the actions on Job were a direct consequence of Satan's challenge, it is basic causality that Satan's words prompted Job's suffering.
User avatar #12933 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
Okay, fine, I'll concede. But that just means that God had even more reasoning for testing Job than what usually gets talked about.
User avatar #12770 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
Good point, wasn't thinking about that.
Thank you.
User avatar #12772 - jokeface (02/23/2013) [-]
Anytime.
User avatar #12704 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
The BoJ is considered a cannon by Christianity.
User avatar #12707 - ragnarfag (02/23/2013) [-]
Yes, I behaved like a retard.
The Tanach is the old testament.
User avatar #12710 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
It happens to the best of us! lol
#12706 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
lol *canon
#12698 - Why would Jesus be able to love you more than anyone else? …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #12753 - jokeface (02/23/2013) [-]
Jesus went to hell and then came back in order to give us eternity in heaven. No one else that has ever lived could have done that. It's the greatest sacrifice and gift we could ever hope to ask for. We owe Him everything.
User avatar #12840 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Does that mean your relationship with everyone you know means nothing to you if you were told to turn your back on them? People who have endured hardship and strife to make you happy, to keep you alive and well?

Do you think that just because no one has gone through what Jesus has means that they wouldn't suffer just as much - or even more - for you?
User avatar #12845 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
No, of course not. My relationships are of significant value to me. My love for Christ doesn't diminish them, it's just more important than them. But that's like saying paying my rent is more important than paying my phone bill. I need both. But my rent is obviously more pertinent.
User avatar #12850 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
You need a house to live, but you don't need your phone to live. Are you saying that friends and family mean as much to as non-essential material objects? That you don't need anyone else in your life but Jesus?
User avatar #12852 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
You underestimate my dependency on my phone. But okay, I'll use a different analogy. Jesus is like my right hand, and my loved ones are like my left hand. I'm right-handed, so I rely more heavily upon my right hand. But that's not to say I don't need my left hand. Things would be much more difficult without it, but if for some reason I had to give up one, I'd give up my left hand before my right one.

inb4 fap jokes
User avatar #12855 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
I've gathered all the info I need on the subject and understand your commitment, but I would still be a bit hesitant when taking orders from one person to abandon everything and everyone I lived for.
User avatar #12861 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
That's completely understandable and I sympathize with your hesitance. I admit it would be with heavy sorrow that I'd turn away from my Earth family. But I would feel obligated to obey all the same.
#12642 - Why would you feel it necessary to abandon everyone who cares …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #12648 - jokeface (02/23/2013) [-]
Because Jesus loves me more than anyone else ever could. I love my friends and family and I even try to love my enemies as we're supposed to do. But when your God tells you to do something, you do it, regardless of everything else.

Just for clarity, though, when Jesus commanded us to forsake our wives, children, fields, etc, to follow Him, He didn't mean literally. He meant to place all those things second in order to put your faith first. So when you hear atheists bitching about child neglect and all that, be sure to understand the context of the Scripture.
User avatar #12698 - omnomnipotent (02/23/2013) [-]
Why would Jesus be able to love you more than anyone else?

I'm not referring to what he already said, but what if he literally told you to kill the closest person to you, someone who loves you more than anything else, without any reason.
What, specifically, would drive you to follow through with this?
User avatar #12753 - jokeface (02/23/2013) [-]
Jesus went to hell and then came back in order to give us eternity in heaven. No one else that has ever lived could have done that. It's the greatest sacrifice and gift we could ever hope to ask for. We owe Him everything.
User avatar #12840 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
Does that mean your relationship with everyone you know means nothing to you if you were told to turn your back on them? People who have endured hardship and strife to make you happy, to keep you alive and well?

Do you think that just because no one has gone through what Jesus has means that they wouldn't suffer just as much - or even more - for you?
User avatar #12845 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
No, of course not. My relationships are of significant value to me. My love for Christ doesn't diminish them, it's just more important than them. But that's like saying paying my rent is more important than paying my phone bill. I need both. But my rent is obviously more pertinent.
User avatar #12850 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
You need a house to live, but you don't need your phone to live. Are you saying that friends and family mean as much to as non-essential material objects? That you don't need anyone else in your life but Jesus?
User avatar #12852 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
You underestimate my dependency on my phone. But okay, I'll use a different analogy. Jesus is like my right hand, and my loved ones are like my left hand. I'm right-handed, so I rely more heavily upon my right hand. But that's not to say I don't need my left hand. Things would be much more difficult without it, but if for some reason I had to give up one, I'd give up my left hand before my right one.

inb4 fap jokes
User avatar #12855 - omnomnipotent (02/24/2013) [-]
I've gathered all the info I need on the subject and understand your commitment, but I would still be a bit hesitant when taking orders from one person to abandon everything and everyone I lived for.
User avatar #12861 - jokeface (02/24/2013) [-]
That's completely understandable and I sympathize with your hesitance. I admit it would be with heavy sorrow that I'd turn away from my Earth family. But I would feel obligated to obey all the same.
#55838 - Picture 02/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#12569 - Rant in progress... I asked you non-theists/semi-t… 02/23/2013 on Religion Board 0
#12568 - Rant in progress... I asked you non-theists/semi-th… 02/23/2013 on Religion Board 0
#12567 - Haha, good 'ol zlam. Add this medal to your collection. 02/23/2013 on Religion Board +1
#12566 - I didn't specifically mean the idiot part; I couldn't think of… 02/22/2013 on Religion Board 0
#12563 - Is this where the " babbling idiot" originates from?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #12564 - medewu (02/22/2013) [-]
quite possibly, but what's more idiotic? to blindly follow what a book says without question? or to question what's read and seek an answer?
User avatar #12566 - omnomnipotent (02/22/2013) [-]
I didn't specifically mean the idiot part; I couldn't think of a more common phrase with babbling.
I was just curious if this is where babbling's definition stems from.

>what's more idiotic? to blindly follow what a book says without question? or to question what's read and seek an answer?

You are asking that rhetorically, right?
#349049 - Xbox level 69-ish : (  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #349050 - hokon (02/22/2013) [-]
Awwwww.
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