okay i get it, this shit isn't finished, this is my business
the murder of your turtle mother, not 1 eye witness
you call it quits? damn, i just done believe you
If i was your father, fuck i would have to leave you
and never come back, smoke crack and hide in a shell
Mario bro's jump high to heaven, turtles go to hell

BITCH YOU DAMN STRAIGHT, NOW I HAVE DONE IT
I DONT NEED TO GO FURTHER, CAUSE I ALREADY WON IT
RAPING YOU MOTHER'S MOUTH AND CAUSING A SCENE
RIP OFF HER HEAD, AND STASH IT IN A WASHING MACHINE
SPIKES ON YOUR SHELL, MAN YOU MUST BE JOKING
I'LL JUMP ON YOUR BACK AND STRANGLE YOU, BITCH START CHOKING
YOU A PUSSY WHO CAN'T RAP, NOW YOUR LOSING IT
YOUR BIG ELECTRIC DILDO ON YOUR DICK, NOW YOUR USING IT
ME AND LUIGI POPPIN CAPS OF THE ASS, KILLA NIGGA IN THE WINDOW AND WATCH HIM EAT GLASS.

BITCHES YOU BETTA COME DOWN IM HERE YES YOU KNOW IT
FUCKING SOCIALLY AWESOME PENGUIN HERE TO SHOW IT
IM HERE TO TAKE YOUR THUMBS AND CAP YOUR ASSES
BECAUSE WHEN YOU RAP GUESS WHO LAUGHS, YUP THE MASSES
IL TAKE YOUR FUCKING LIVES, IL BREAK YOUR FUCKING COCK
YOU CAN'T RYHME, YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK
IM LIKE A FUCKING TIME BOMB I EVEN TICK
AND WHEN I GO OFF YOU'LL BE SUCKING MY DICK

Dr pepper, bitch that soda is for pedophiles
my dick so long you'll be walking for miles
i dont need you jumpin out of conclusion
i'll rip your dick up, nigga no confusion
omguhitjohn help me out with this joke
he thinks his ryhmes are ill but he's broke
you think im just saying this shit for whatever
fuck off penguin, you know im much better

i see that you have won. yes, im calling the match
but do not think that this is over, i will call a new batch
all my allies throughout nintendo will come to my aid
but that last line that you said had me very afraid
i do not like glass very much, or guns for that matter
thats why i play nintendo games (there is no blood splatter)
if you really want a rap opponent, call my cuz Yurtle
he lives in that Dr. suess book (yurtle the turtle)

okay i get it, this shit isn't finished, this is my business
the murder of your turtle mother, not 1 eye witness
you call it quits? damn, i just done believe you
If i was your father, fuck i would have to leave you
and never come back, smoke crack and hide in a shell
Mario bro's jump high to heaven, turtles go to hell

THIS CUNT DEMON RUNNING HIS MOUTH AGAIN
HIS DICK IS 3 INCHES AND MINE IS AT 10
I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT FAGGOT DROP YOU LIKE A PENCIL, I MAKE THE SCENE LOOK BLOODY, FUCKED UP AND SUSPENSFUL.
NOBODY FUCK WITH ME, MARIOS BROS IS THE SHIT,YOU NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT, AND RUB YOUR CLIT.
I BARK AT HATERS, LIKE THESE ITAILIAN MUTTS
YOUR MOM ON HER KNEES LICK THE CHEESE FROM MY NUTS.
YOU A FUCKING DRAGON? MORE LIKE A QUEER TURTLE
JUMP OVER MY DICK LIKE YOU WERE JUMPING A HURDLE.

OH NOW YOU DONE IT, GUESS ITS TIME TO GO GIGA
CUZ ILL ALWAYS HIT THE SMASH BALL BEFORE YOU WOULD NIGGA
YOU MENTIONED THREE INCHES UP THERE; I THINK YOU MEAN WIDE
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO START A FIGHT YOURE BOUT TO GET FRIED
IM NOT A QUEER TURTLE BUT YOU ARE JUST A JUMP-MAN
THATS RIGHT YOU ARE A PLUMBER GET BACK TO FIXING MY CAN

BITCH YOU DAMN STRAIGHT, NOW I HAVE DONE IT
I DONT NEED TO GO FURTHER, CAUSE I ALREADY WON IT
RAPING YOU MOTHER'S MOUTH AND CAUSING A SCENE
RIP OFF HER HEAD, AND STASH IT IN A WASHING MACHINE
SPIKES ON YOUR SHELL, MAN YOU MUST BE JOKING
I'LL JUMP ON YOUR BACK AND STRANGLE YOU, BITCH START CHOKING
YOU A PUSSY WHO CAN'T RAP, NOW YOUR LOSING IT
YOUR BIG ELECTRIC DILDO ON YOUR DICK, NOW YOUR USING IT
ME AND LUIGI POPPIN CAPS OF THE ASS, KILLA NIGGA IN THE WINDOW AND WATCH HIM EAT GLASS.

BITCHES YOU BETTA COME DOWN IM HERE YES YOU KNOW IT
FUCKING SOCIALLY AWESOME PENGUIN HERE TO SHOW IT
IM HERE TO TAKE YOUR THUMBS AND CAP YOUR ASSES
BECAUSE WHEN YOU RAP GUESS WHO LAUGHS, YUP THE MASSES
IL TAKE YOUR FUCKING LIVES, IL BREAK YOUR FUCKING COCK
YOU CAN'T RYHME, YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK
IM LIKE A FUCKING TIME BOMB I EVEN TICK
AND WHEN I GO OFF YOU'LL BE SUCKING MY DICK

Dr pepper, bitch that soda is for pedophiles
my dick so long you'll be walking for miles
i dont need you jumpin out of conclusion
i'll rip your dick up, nigga no confusion
omguhitjohn help me out with this joke
he thinks his ryhmes are ill but he's broke
you think im just saying this shit for whatever
fuck off penguin, you know im much better

i see that you have won. yes, im calling the match
but do not think that this is over, i will call a new batch
all my allies throughout nintendo will come to my aid
but that last line that you said had me very afraid
i do not like glass very much, or guns for that matter
thats why i play nintendo games (there is no blood splatter)
if you really want a rap opponent, call my cuz Yurtle
he lives in that Dr. suess book (yurtle the turtle)

okay i get it, this shit isn't finished, this is my business
the murder of your turtle mother, not 1 eye witness
you call it quits? damn, i just done believe you
If i was your father, fuck i would have to leave you
and never come back, smoke crack and hide in a shell
Mario bro's jump high to heaven, turtles go to hell

ohhhhhhh more more!!

When the vagoo is closed, sneek attack up the pooper.

OF COURSE its so simple why have i never thought of this before... thank you sir

sneak*

tastes like horse cum

you rang?

so you are saying that why and life rhyme?
and he also had to make up a word to try and rhyme with Greeneh...
and a metrical pattern... wtf?