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    does it burn Britain? does it burn Britain?
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    they are everywhere they are everywhere
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    the history is told! the history is told!
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    itz genius itz genius
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    who is the enemy? who is the enemy?
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    it was all a lie :0 it was all a lie :0
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#31 - norwegianlolz (07/21/2014) [-]


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#20 to #19 - oleebest (06/11/2014) [-]
God is too hot for you fag
#21 to #20 - norwegianlolz (06/11/2014) [-]
>too hot

does he live in hell?
#22 to #21 - oleebest (06/12/2014) [-]
Girls scream his name when they get orgasm
Girls scream his name when they get orgasm
#23 to #22 - norwegianlolz (06/12/2014) [-]
they do that to you because they don't want to scream your name
they do that to you because they don't want to scream your name
#24 to #23 - oleebest (06/12/2014) [-]
Du må skaffe deg denne hær. Den virket dødts bra
User avatar #25 to #24 - oleebest (06/12/2014) [-]
Den gìr deg en mellom stasjom til internetten og gjør det tråløse signalet 3 ganger lengre
User avatar #26 to #25 - norwegianlolz (06/12/2014) [-]
har hatt en sån et halt år nå
User avatar #27 to #26 - oleebest (06/12/2014) [-]
Virker den ikkje?
User avatar #28 to #27 - norwegianlolz (06/12/2014) [-]
jo men ikke så langt som eg trenger
User avatar #29 to #28 - oleebest (06/12/2014) [-]
Kjøp en te då som kan være i mellom de 2
#14 - norwegianlolz (06/01/2014) [-]
wanna do a makeover?
#15 to #14 - norwegianlolz (06/01/2014) [-]
Or just the hair?
#16 to #15 - oleebest (06/02/2014) [-]
**oleebest rolled image** makeover looks like
#13 - norwegianlolz (06/01/2014) [-]

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#10 - norwegianlolz (04/18/2014) [-]
basically all religious people
basically all religious people
#11 to #10 - oleebest (04/18/2014) [-]
Like any vegan would have say
#9 to #8 - oleebest (02/03/2014) [-]
Loooooooool
#7 - norwegianlolz (01/22/2014) [-]
Dwarf Fortress is a game. Said game is hard. Harder than the nipples on a blind lesbian in a fish market.


Imagine, if you will, two parallel universes. Everything in them was the same until around 1980. In one universe, Universe A, the game designers continued on their path, focusing on graphics and realism. That's what we have today. Universe B, on the other hand, is different. Game designers went for control of and depth in the games they created. Now jump to 2006, and imagine that one of their games made the jump to our Universe. That game would be Dwarf Fortress.

Dwarf Fortress is hard. Harder than a Catholic Priest at a playground.

Why is it so hard, you ask? The game details everything. And I literally mean everything. Who was birthed from whom, what they did. You can get as intricate as biting off a goblin's toe and having the toe stuck to your tooth. You can then remove the tooth from your mouth, and use it as a weapon to kill the de-toed goblin. You can go into a village at night, and gouge the eyes out of every child, and then ripping out their tongue. You can sleep easy, knowing that for over 20 terrified children, your face was the last thing they will ever see.

You can lock infants into small rooms filled with rabid turkeys (dogs will most likely kill the child). After 11 years of fighting them and being pecked, you can remove the child from their vault, and with careful application of magma and water, melt off all their skin and fat. Once they're peeled, you can coat them in steel. Once they are coated, you can have them murder their parents, just to turn them into a cold, soulless, calloused killing machine. You can use these dwarves as the forefront of your Spartan project.

You can take and breed mermaids, and once they give birth, take their children from them, butcher them, and turn their bones into rings.

If this sounds disgusting, horrible, and vile, know that this is only the beginning. You can do ANYTHING you can imagine. Anything.
#5 to #4 - oleebest (01/18/2014) [-]
U MAD BRO?
#1 - norwegianlolz (07/06/2012) [-]
raped your comment virginity
raped your comment virginity
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