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#48854 - This is the only evidence of my existence on my phone.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Social Board -1
User avatar #48858 - friendlytroll (10/22/2012) [-]
Who's the faggot to the right?

Just kidding
#48857 - N. Korean citizen (10/22/2012) [-]
go be mexican somewhere else faggot
#48853 - Could someone use goo.gl to shorten goatse for me? Id do it …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on Social Board 0
User avatar #48856 - Timmietim (10/22/2012) [-]
no
#199 - I love how the name tag says J.D. 08/31/2012 on Scrubs 0
#59 - I thought his middle name was "Fucking" I always… 08/29/2012 on jesus christ! +2
#56 - I never understood why the doctor didn't finish the sentence. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Being Single *read desc* 0
#66 - Silverboss (08/30/2012) [-]
I think he tried sating "im not alone" but he couldn't finish because he IS alone
User avatar #65 - junkk (08/29/2012) [-]
because at that point he came up with a better idea to "exterminate" it which would be a better thing to say to it instead :)
#81 - You are not alone. I fucking love it when raindrops make g… 08/29/2012 on Thunderstorm +1
#36 - So, he can turn into bats now?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on How Batman got his super... 0
User avatar #37 - Lewx (08/29/2012) [-]
It's just a different view on Batman. An animated short DC did a while ago.
Powers included.
Personally, i fucking love it.
#107 - Clench your anus. It blocks the path of the urine, like steppi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on My faith in the world has... +1
#111 - conordalymcr (08/29/2012) [-]
That, er, is good to know. Thanks
User avatar #134 - TheBarneyStinson (08/29/2012) [-]
And it's an unpleasant fucking experience. The dad was kind of an asshole for just expecting him to go through with that for some random kid he doesn't even know.
#288 - MARRY HER 08/25/2012 on suck it bichez! +2
#238 - **oldiemongrain rolls 17** I need about tree fiddy 08/24/2012 on iPaid. 0
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User avatar #23 - instakill (08/19/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 40** 53 get
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#1 - alphabethsoop (07/03/2012) [-]
I'm taking your page virginity.
User avatar #2 to #1 - oldiemongrain (07/03/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1249454/Virginity/

Can't attach on my computer right now D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - alphabethsoop (07/03/2012) [-]
ahahahaha it's still hilarious :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - oldiemongrain (07/03/2012) [-]
So tell me about yourself. I'll spill my gut if you spill yours
User avatar #5 to #4 - alphabethsoop (07/03/2012) [-]
Alright my name is Beth, I'm 16, I am a year round runner, I'm terribly short (5 ft exactly), I have blue eyes and shoulder length brown hair. Your turn :)
User avatar #6 to #5 - oldiemongrain (07/03/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't read your foreign way of listing things.

>be Kiyan
>be 17 in a couple weeks
>be year round walker (running is mkay)
>be 5'11.8" inch (close enough)
>brown eyes, nothing special
>dark dark dark dark brown hair. Random cowlicks, occasionally gives me a superman swoop on my forehead.

And I raise you one fact

>I type slow cause I'm on an iPad.
User avatar #7 to #6 - alphabethsoop (07/03/2012) [-]
Well my way of listing things is famous in the UK you know haha
>be cellist
>be into punk
>goes to any show that parents will allow
>favorite show is A:TLA
>has one little sister
User avatar #8 to #7 - oldiemongrain (07/03/2012) [-]
Ah, well my mate, I've never heard of such a thing.
>be learning guitar and keyboard
>be into all EDM and most rock (including folk) and once into punk.
>still has convert virginity; should be taken on sept 1-2
>airbender kicks Korra's ass
>the youngest; from young to old, me, sis, cousin (adopted sis), bro.
>>fun fact, us biological siblings have an age gap of 6years 3months. The cousin is split in half between sis and bro.
>>fun fact 2, my name, (Kiyan) actually is short for Kiyanoosh. Both bio siblings have oosh in their full name. But I'm the only one that kept my name. (Min and Sour aren't good names. Instead, they are Tina and Michael. I was given no such name.)
User avatar #9 to #8 - alphabethsoop (07/03/2012) [-]
Sorry I fell asleep haha
>Be a virgin as well
>Korra's a stupid bitch
>Kept on thinking that I had an older brother for some reason but then remembered that I'm the oldest
>Be oldest to my little sister by 13 months making us Irish twins.
>Be into photgraphy but kind of just okay at it.
>Also tea! Tea is amazing! especially raspberry tea!
User avatar #10 to #9 - oldiemongrain (07/03/2012) [-]
I stayed all night up for you O___________________O ... ... ... kidding
>same
>agreed, mako can burn in a hell of his own fire
>lololololol
>tried photography, didn't work out well. I'm into spriting
>be a middle easterner, tea is interchangeable with water. (no idea what the tea I normally drink is, never bothered to ask for the flavor)
>be afraid of flying or high jumping bugs
>be a glowstringer (look it up if you don't know)
>be going to the DMV right now to get a reissued permit.
User avatar #11 to #10 - alphabethsoop (07/03/2012) [-]
>congrats on the permit thing!
>glowstringing looks like a ton of fun
>bugs are going to destroy us all manly because the world is too scared to kill them
>about to set up a tea party for the london olympics because why not
User avatar #12 to #11 - oldiemongrain (07/03/2012) [-]
I already had a permit, I just lost it when the fire nation attacked.
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