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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
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Total Comments Made:386
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#430 - $5.00 was less than 4% of the bill. Some states assume server… 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... +3
#23 - Ah, th old "Epic Flaming Roundhouse To The Face" burn. 01/23/2013 on Burn +1
#236 - I want my 4 minutes back 01/22/2013 on His Jimmies are rustled +2
#54 - Finally, a GTA you could swim in.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on San Andreas Nostalgia +2
User avatar #58 - alstorp (01/21/2013) [-]
And dive! It was so fun.
#105 - Full retard x10 01/21/2013 on Ha- -1
#88 - Safeway. Those are Best Buy gift cards 01/19/2013 on Our society is doomed +1
#22 - How does anybody anything. Can't we all just get along?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on The horror +1
User avatar #24 - kwanzalord (01/20/2013) [-]
I have a sinking suspicion you're supposed to be dead
#43 - No such thing. 01/19/2013 on thats'a big'a pizza +1
#72 - Truth 01/19/2013 on Our society is doomed +3
#71 - That **** happened to melast month too. Differen… 01/19/2013 on Our society is doomed +4
#132 - Lady porn can be funny. 01/19/2013 on dick monster!!! +11
#82 - That looks like a warty dick 01/19/2013 on Believe me there is a... 0
#41 - You don't say. 01/19/2013 on Not a lesbian 0
#185 - I want that hat. Also, morals 01/17/2013 on Tommy Lee Jones 0
#26 - Well I will build my own party, with Blackjack...and hookers. 01/15/2013 on Fuck you subway +5
#24 - I see what you did there, and I wish I could unsee it.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Fuck you subway +6
#25 - pictureperfectt (01/15/2013) [-]
Okay...*sniff*,
FINE, I'm gonna go have a party with all of my REAL friends...
With ice-cream...*sniff* and cake...
#26 - oldenglishassassin (01/15/2013) [-]
Well I will build my own party, with Blackjack...and hookers.
#6032 - SO glad I bookmarked this page. 01/15/2013 on Thumb Orgy +14
#18 - Subway actually trademarked the word "footlong". Be…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Fuck you subway +204
#87 - giggitygil (01/16/2013) [-]
An expert you say?
User avatar #52 - ferrettamer (01/16/2013) [-]
I never ask for a foot long though, I ask for a 12 inch. It also says it is 12 inches on the menu
#49 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
So the 6 inch is?... What they like!

Thats why when i get a big mac its small!
User avatar #35 - ShaunG (01/16/2013) [-]
>bullshit marketing scheme

It worked, didn't it?
#6025 - Wow, over 6000 comments strong. 01/14/2013 on Thumb Orgy +13
#117 - You're welcome. Is your mug like this one? 01/14/2013 on My best friend got a date... 0
#115 - You sir have won the comments section.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2013 on My best friend got a date... +2
#116 - johnconnorone (01/14/2013) [-]
my name is really John Connor

My mug at the bar says Terminator and no one understands

thank you for getting the referance
#2 - Artistically it was perfect. i am just remembering the frustr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Are you fucking kidding me? +7
#3 - youxbarstard (01/11/2013) [-]
She was my best healer until that point, then I used Barret.....them feels D=
#72 - ??? Behan? 01/06/2013 on Title 0
#89 - Indonesians don't generally keep dogs as pets. they are …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2013 on Read the description +5
#104 - jerrywolf (01/06/2013) [-]
Implies, implies everywhere.
#100 - thetrolltrolley (01/06/2013) [-]
That's one hell of an assumption.
#5959 - I ain't no holla ack girl.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Thumb Orgy +14
User avatar #6063 - nippon (01/24/2013) [-]
come back

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#1 - oldenglishassassin (07/14/2012) [-]
Hooray!!! My first post ever just hit the top 200!!! Thank You everyone.
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