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#133 - Manager at Wendy's was shot over chili sauce in Miami back in …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
User avatar #548 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Fucking retarded, in Oregon near where I work some guy shot another guy. The shooter was trying to see the shootee's credit card info at a checkstand in fredmeyers. So when the shootee got mad, the shooter shot him.
#945 - oldenglishassassin (06/15/2013) [-]
Fucking A. I'm over in Bend. Where are you?
User avatar #979 - trollchildxy (06/17/2013) [-]
LOL! Hillsboro/Forest Grove area.
#121 - Wow, I wonder how these people respond to the McDonald's being…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
User avatar #124 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
They probably shit their pants from anger, order more mcnuggets and eat the poor mcdonalds out of honey mustard.
#133 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Manager at Wendy's was shot over chili sauce in Miami back in 2007. I was the manager at a store here in Oregon when it happened. They told us to give away chili sauce for free, but keep charging 25 cents for BBQ and Ranch because it was expensive....Assholes
User avatar #548 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Fucking retarded, in Oregon near where I work some guy shot another guy. The shooter was trying to see the shootee's credit card info at a checkstand in fredmeyers. So when the shootee got mad, the shooter shot him.
#945 - oldenglishassassin (06/15/2013) [-]
Fucking A. I'm over in Bend. Where are you?
User avatar #979 - trollchildxy (06/17/2013) [-]
LOL! Hillsboro/Forest Grove area.
#118 - I think scooters started showing up in stores because handicap…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
User avatar #120 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Yep, and they are completely optional and since my store has had so many outrageous complaints. We are allowed to respond to "Why the fuck dont you have more scooters? There are none" With "Well miss, we provide scooters out of courtesy. They aren't required by law, so what we have is it. Our apoligies" The look on their faces when they thought it was law or some shit, is priceless.
#121 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Wow, I wonder how these people respond to the McDonald's being out of ketchup packets?
User avatar #124 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
They probably shit their pants from anger, order more mcnuggets and eat the poor mcdonalds out of honey mustard.
#133 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Manager at Wendy's was shot over chili sauce in Miami back in 2007. I was the manager at a store here in Oregon when it happened. They told us to give away chili sauce for free, but keep charging 25 cents for BBQ and Ranch because it was expensive....Assholes
User avatar #548 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Fucking retarded, in Oregon near where I work some guy shot another guy. The shooter was trying to see the shootee's credit card info at a checkstand in fredmeyers. So when the shootee got mad, the shooter shot him.
#945 - oldenglishassassin (06/15/2013) [-]
Fucking A. I'm over in Bend. Where are you?
User avatar #979 - trollchildxy (06/17/2013) [-]
LOL! Hillsboro/Forest Grove area.
#110 - There is a stigma associated with these things. I am pretty o…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
User avatar #112 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, usually the handicapped, the truly handicapped, have their own modes of transportation with them. GOD FORBID!
#118 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
I think scooters started showing up in stores because handicapped people would use their own broken down equipment, get hurt, and sue. Now stores can say "we provided safe and functional mobility devices so we are not at fault". I am not saying it is the store's fault a person's POS walker failed and they got hurt. I am saying it is sad this happened so often they had to buy equipment to protect themselves from accusations.
User avatar #120 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Yep, and they are completely optional and since my store has had so many outrageous complaints. We are allowed to respond to "Why the fuck dont you have more scooters? There are none" With "Well miss, we provide scooters out of courtesy. They aren't required by law, so what we have is it. Our apoligies" The look on their faces when they thought it was law or some shit, is priceless.
#121 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Wow, I wonder how these people respond to the McDonald's being out of ketchup packets?
User avatar #124 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
They probably shit their pants from anger, order more mcnuggets and eat the poor mcdonalds out of honey mustard.
#133 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Manager at Wendy's was shot over chili sauce in Miami back in 2007. I was the manager at a store here in Oregon when it happened. They told us to give away chili sauce for free, but keep charging 25 cents for BBQ and Ranch because it was expensive....Assholes
User avatar #548 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Fucking retarded, in Oregon near where I work some guy shot another guy. The shooter was trying to see the shootee's credit card info at a checkstand in fredmeyers. So when the shootee got mad, the shooter shot him.
#945 - oldenglishassassin (06/15/2013) [-]
Fucking A. I'm over in Bend. Where are you?
User avatar #979 - trollchildxy (06/17/2013) [-]
LOL! Hillsboro/Forest Grove area.
#106 - I bet those scooters are pretty easy to catch. I always see s…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart +1
User avatar #108 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
I see either teenage boobs, or people so fat that the scooter is dragging and creaking every turn. Never an in-between, its weird.
#110 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
There is a stigma associated with these things. I am pretty overweight and th ebones in my ankles are covered in scars, but I will be damned before I ride one of these anywhere. They are for the handicapped, but the only people using them are either playing, or have given up on life.
User avatar #112 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, usually the handicapped, the truly handicapped, have their own modes of transportation with them. GOD FORBID!
#118 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
I think scooters started showing up in stores because handicapped people would use their own broken down equipment, get hurt, and sue. Now stores can say "we provided safe and functional mobility devices so we are not at fault". I am not saying it is the store's fault a person's POS walker failed and they got hurt. I am saying it is sad this happened so often they had to buy equipment to protect themselves from accusations.
User avatar #120 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Yep, and they are completely optional and since my store has had so many outrageous complaints. We are allowed to respond to "Why the fuck dont you have more scooters? There are none" With "Well miss, we provide scooters out of courtesy. They aren't required by law, so what we have is it. Our apoligies" The look on their faces when they thought it was law or some shit, is priceless.
#121 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Wow, I wonder how these people respond to the McDonald's being out of ketchup packets?
User avatar #124 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
They probably shit their pants from anger, order more mcnuggets and eat the poor mcdonalds out of honey mustard.
#133 - oldenglishassassin (06/14/2013) [-]
Manager at Wendy's was shot over chili sauce in Miami back in 2007. I was the manager at a store here in Oregon when it happened. They told us to give away chili sauce for free, but keep charging 25 cents for BBQ and Ranch because it was expensive....Assholes
User avatar #548 - trollchildxy (06/14/2013) [-]
Fucking retarded, in Oregon near where I work some guy shot another guy. The shooter was trying to see the shootee's credit card info at a checkstand in fredmeyers. So when the shootee got mad, the shooter shot him.
#945 - oldenglishassassin (06/15/2013) [-]
Fucking A. I'm over in Bend. Where are you?
User avatar #979 - trollchildxy (06/17/2013) [-]
LOL! Hillsboro/Forest Grove area.
#91 - Minors get charged as adults all the time, and WalMart loss pr… 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
#79 - Yeah, I have always been a fan of "vote with your dollars… 06/14/2013 on Walmart -4
#189 - P.S. Racism is kind of our thing here So STEP OFF SOUTH AFRICA 06/07/2013 on Murica 0
#187 - I knew it! You Santa Hating Southern Hemi's are all the same!… 06/07/2013 on Murica 0
#177 - American map makers used to invert North and South as well as … 06/07/2013 on Murica 0
#42 - is that an angry bald black man in a barber chair getting that… 06/04/2013 on Witchcraft 0
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#10 - Because the last glass, the one that wound up EMPTY at the end…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Witchcraft +4
#18 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
Is that Dodger?
#17 - carevq (06/03/2013) [-]
this gif...man, this GIF!!!!!!!!!
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#157 - I have learned that many things in this life are misrepresente…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on Getting Older +2
User avatar #158 - fjm (06/02/2013) [-]
But what if I control the sand?
#220 - I straight up did a double take. I looked at this and chuc… 06/02/2013 on imagine 0
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#1 - oldenglishassassin (07/14/2012) [-]
Hooray!!! My first post ever just hit the top 200!!! Thank You everyone.
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