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oldenglishassassin

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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:4/01/2014
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Times Content Favorited:880 times
Total Comments Made:386
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#4 - challenge....not accepted?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/24/2012 on You know its true 0
User avatar #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
pretty much... I don't much care for putting captions on pics but really if you were going to post one it should have been better than that....


an only if you want it to be
#7 - oldenglishassassin (09/24/2012) [-]
OK, constructive criticism accepted. thanks
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
well you are welcome
#11 - oldenglishassassin (09/24/2012) [-]
Hey man, sorry to bother you, but do you know why this pos dissapeared from front page's newest uploads section?
User avatar #12 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
more than 5 red thumbs an it's put in some place that no one will ever see it again... i really don't know were they go but, just so you know I didn't thumb you down.
#13 - oldenglishassassin (09/24/2012) [-]
Thanks, have a good night.
User avatar #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
night ^^
#2 - Here's one. 09/23/2012 on Hawt +1
#5 - Penis 09/23/2012 on Scrubs +1
#10 - OP is a dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on A logical conclusion +11
#11 - spacedunk (09/20/2012) [-]
Can only be a woman disguised as a dude. How would any dude be negative towards anal? Did he divide by 0 and live or something?
#6 - Christ is.....risen. 09/20/2012 on Melons on the Food Network +18
#1 - Comment deleted 09/20/2012 on Box 0
#4 - "I'm gonna squeee these things and I'm gonna drink whatev…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on A logical conclusion +22
User avatar #7 - kanatana (09/20/2012) [-]
Also makes you wonder whose bright idea it was to look at a snail and think, "I bet that would taste good with butter and garlic."

And for the record, it's fucking delicious.
#1 - Do you mean "like an asshole"? 09/20/2012 on Oh. 0
#2 - That pic is begging for photoshopped dick.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Melons on the Food Network +15
User avatar #17 - piclemaniscool (09/20/2012) [-]
But...
There's already boobs.

Why do you want a dick?
#6 - oldenglishassassin (09/20/2012) [-]
Christ is.....risen.
User avatar #4 - grama (09/20/2012) [-]
photoshop it !!
User avatar #3 - madkip (09/20/2012) [-]
Jesus has spoken.
#2 - But nobody likes an asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on A logical conclusion +3
#5 - EvilFluffyBunny (09/20/2012) [-]
Debatable.
#22 - If someone ever pulls a gun on me, I like to think I would jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on More effective than tear... +11
User avatar #70 - xldarkking (09/20/2012) [-]
good luck covering that distance with your pants around your ankles
User avatar #31 - roakfurt (09/20/2012) [-]
Fuckin' Burt.
#30 - Chico (09/20/2012) [-]
Probably wouldn't even have to, just walk away while they're laughing.
#134 - Its a small thermal-exhaust port, just below the main port. 09/15/2012 on When I go to plug in my... +11
#19 - Zooming in/out alters quality. Screens are a lot like dicks. S…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Reason for buying Iphone 5 +2
User avatar #27 - thelastprothean (09/14/2012) [-]
Not if the resolution for the pic is high
User avatar #20 - orangebedroom (09/14/2012) [-]
Well dumbasses everywhere can proudly examine their $200+ non-zoomed-out cat pictures now, thanks to apple.
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Reason for buying Iphone 5 0
#18 - Ken M (09/14/2012) [-]
That's what people with small dicks say
#1087 - 31 09/06/2012 on Curiosity +1
#132 - One time, a girl I knew very well faked the death of her (stil… 09/03/2012 on This Guy +9
#284 - I saved 15% by switching to Geico. 08/15/2012 on Morbid for students +13
#3 - bout 10 minutes ago. same caption even. no swag added though. 08/07/2012 on Pug life 0
#1 - Drop me some cubstep 08/07/2012 on Cub Life 0
#11 - Did you mean T-Pain? 08/07/2012 on /b/ Hunger Games +8
#2 - Pimple? Or maybe??? 08/07/2012 on god... 0
#2 - Comment deleted 08/07/2012 on SWAG +1
#254 - You are right. I must admit I had forgotten about the beach. peace 08/07/2012 on Not sure if talking about... 0
#5 - And I offer 1 Burt Gummer. 08/07/2012 on Dawww +2
#3 - Touche. Sorry.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on Dawww 0
#4 - trlgraffiti (08/07/2012) [-]
its all good,

now to show my truce, have a creepy mewtwo
#5 - oldenglishassassin (08/07/2012) [-]
And I offer 1 Burt Gummer.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - oldenglishassassin (07/14/2012) [-]
Hooray!!! My first post ever just hit the top 200!!! Thank You everyone.
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