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#155 - Assume the worst of people how? Would living in the USA really…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals 0
User avatar #160 - lolfire (12/22/2013) [-]
It's not the country. It's the arrogance of it's occupants.
#208 - olafthebard (12/22/2013) [-]
Every country has a whole lot of arrogant pricks, so why single out America for its?
User avatar #210 - lolfire (12/22/2013) [-]
Dylan sums it up pretty well.


Dylan Moran on Americans
#157 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
#432 - Not if the Swiss Guard has anything to say about it...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Person Of The Year 0
User avatar #446 - thegrayfox (12/19/2013) [-]
Spears are not that effective against bullets.

But really, I hope nothing happens to him. Every god damn person that tries to tell us to love each other, gets killed.

I really want this guy to live long enough to make a difference, if at all possible.
User avatar #470 - kaisermike (12/19/2013) [-]
That's just the gala uniform, for real stuff they have your usual special operations grade equipment and even better training, you know, your usual 6.5 SIG Rifle, a .40 pistol, some kevlar all around, and other type of good gear.
#264 - Take your conspiracy crafting, and get the **** o… 12/18/2013 on so proud 0
#263 - I love you sir, Che was a scumbag.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on so proud +1
User avatar #289 - wellimnotsure (12/18/2013) [-]
you are insulting scumbags with that statement
#384 - White tigers are often inbred as well, and they often cant hun…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +1
#386 - vegeta (12/18/2013) [-]
even inbred white tigers are awesome.
#780 - I am an idiot because I don't know how bullets work? As if tha… 12/17/2013 on just sayin 0
#732 - Well, wouldn't that one on the left be more powerful? it looks…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on just sayin -5
User avatar #810 - bitchitroll (12/17/2013) [-]
they both shoot a .223 bullet. they are equally powerful but anti guns want the AR gone. when asked why it usually comes down to the "scary" features that in no way make it anymore dangerous
User avatar #762 - HeeroYuy (12/16/2013) [-]
That, my friend, is not how bullets work.
#754 - bubbaburger (12/16/2013) [-]
you sir, are an idiot
#780 - olafthebard (12/17/2013) [-]
I am an idiot because I don't know how bullets work? As if that is such an essential piece of knowledge for the average person to know.
#81 - That elephant just wants dem swag nuggets 12/16/2013 on It's touching, really +2
#211 - Notice how he drew the nuke sign in southern africa... but no …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Lil'Dominator +2
#217 - commit (12/16/2013) [-]
its land he doesn't find worth saving.
User avatar #213 - TrickyTehDj (12/16/2013) [-]
Actually there is another nuke sign near the top. I think it might be greenland or something but i am probably wrong.
User avatar #216 - kanduhuskedetder (12/16/2013) [-]
It is Greenland. But a waste of a probably quite expensive bomb when nuking nohting but ice and possibly a few drunk people.
#82 - mmm Hulk think moose is cute... 12/16/2013 on Moose -1
#134 - I know, but what I said is true, and what you said is true. Ex… 12/15/2013 on So damn adorable +1
#253 - Your misunderstanding me here prince valiant... I never said h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Maximum Overrustle (link in... 0
User avatar #339 - sanguinesolitude (12/15/2013) [-]
1. he stole the alcohol first. which is illegal
2. he drank underage. illegal
3. he drove under the influence. illegal
4. he had friends in the bed of his daddys truck. illegal
5. he drove 30 miles over the speed limit. illegal
6. he drove on the sidewalk. illegal
7. he killed 4 pedestrians. illegal
8. he injured all his passengers, with one still in a vegetative state. illegal and fucked up.

why exactly should he not get an extremely heavy sentence. Besides you give him 20 years, and most states you serve 2/3 of the sentence, which would be 13 years. He has ended the life of 4 people and essentially destroyed the life of a 5th, all while doing illegal acts that could result in jail time in the first place. Yes he should have been made to serve at least 10 years in juvi/jail. This is a joke where money buys freedom.
#96 - "he knew he couldn't leave him alone out there"? You…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2013 on So damn adorable -13
User avatar #276 - xtwinblade (12/16/2013) [-]
Babies also die all the time, does that mean we should stop trying to save them?
#133 - hoaxfourtyfour (12/15/2013) [-]
While I agree with you, it's still a nice thing to do. I mean, this is coming from the guy in Biology who gave zero shits when a gazelle got eaten in a documentary. I got really pissed when people would look at me like I'm a heartless asshat when they would cry and say "Like, omg, someone help it! I would help it."
... Just saying although nature is a cruel mistress, it doesn't mean some exceptions can be made in certain conditions. And just LOOK AT IT.
User avatar #262 - harrypness (12/15/2013) [-]
Just because it looks cute you care about it? But you don't give a fuck about not a gazelle fucking retarded anime fanboy.
#313 - hoaxfourtyfour (12/16/2013) [-]
Dude, if it was a Aye-aye in the same conditions I'd probably still look after it. It's not about whether or not it's cute, it's about morals.
And that's not what I said, about the gazelle. Shit could still happen with the squirrel and a bird of prey or anything like that. It's nature. Scary shit happens in nature.
Kind of like how you were born.
#134 - olafthebard (12/15/2013) [-]
I know, but what I said is true, and what you said is true. Exceptions can, and should be made when possible I suppose.
#125 - andypanda (12/15/2013) [-]
my mom's friend did the same thing and her squirrel is still alive and healthy
....she picked him up years ago
#100 - mewxchii (12/15/2013) [-]
That's true but aren't you happy that this one got to live? At least for a while longer than it would have.
#192 - It would be ******* stupid to send a young kid in…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Maximum Overrustle (link in... -1
#235 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
Drunk driving is serious shit. He killed 4 people, doesnt matter if it was intentional or not. People need to be held responsible for their stupid and negligent actions.
#253 - olafthebard (12/15/2013) [-]
Your misunderstanding me here prince valiant... I never said he didn't need to be punished, Im just saying that those 20 years in juvi- federal prison will actually turn him into a person who WANTS to go and kill people and rob and shit, I mean incapacitation isn't always the best way, I don't know what his punishment should be, I just dont think that 20 years in prison is the best choice.
User avatar #339 - sanguinesolitude (12/15/2013) [-]
1. he stole the alcohol first. which is illegal
2. he drank underage. illegal
3. he drove under the influence. illegal
4. he had friends in the bed of his daddys truck. illegal
5. he drove 30 miles over the speed limit. illegal
6. he drove on the sidewalk. illegal
7. he killed 4 pedestrians. illegal
8. he injured all his passengers, with one still in a vegetative state. illegal and fucked up.

why exactly should he not get an extremely heavy sentence. Besides you give him 20 years, and most states you serve 2/3 of the sentence, which would be 13 years. He has ended the life of 4 people and essentially destroyed the life of a 5th, all while doing illegal acts that could result in jail time in the first place. Yes he should have been made to serve at least 10 years in juvi/jail. This is a joke where money buys freedom.
#33 - He was not prepared when he stared into the eyes of the BETRAYER!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Where will i get my hours... +10
User avatar #34 - jalthelas (12/15/2013) [-]
Cursed Vision of Sargeras
#48 - Get on my level kid...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on fan art 'n stuff -1
#155 - rapetrain (12/25/2013) [-]
sorry I don't play cod fag
#578 - "I'd be a little bit more hesitant because it's a bitch&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on [Rage Pierces the Heavens] 0
#609 - urbemarmis (12/07/2013) [-]
you see i view women and bitches completely different. its like black people and niggers, and white people and white trash/rednecks. i should have clarified that though
#575 - He never actually had sex with a child, that being said, so te… 12/07/2013 on [Rage Pierces the Heavens] 0
#59 - I love you. 11/26/2013 on Slammin' +1
#67 - Except the police are wrong, and so are you because it's a pri…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Like a boss -38
User avatar #89 - zeroxnight (11/26/2013) [-]
except for the fact that the street is actually owned by the town
#70 - shadownigga (11/26/2013) [-]
Actually no, it says nothing about it being a gated community, just the street being the snobs "private street"
User avatar #68 - mangostormlegend (11/26/2013) [-]
No one cares
#170 - "I hope she catches aids" She's not a ****** … 11/26/2013 on The story of Natalie 0
#45 - I know where this is going... 11/25/2013 on I can't put my head around it +5
#91 - Jesus Christ... 11/25/2013 on Thoughts of a fox.. 0
#26 - I love you. 11/25/2013 on Life lesson +1
#61 - Did you guys know, that after WW2 Britain stopped liking Churc…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on Winston 0
User avatar #150 - ruebezahl (11/25/2013) [-]
I did not know that, mostly because it is not correct.

Operation Unthinkable, which you are referring to, was not declassified until 1998, so that could not have been the reason for him being less liked after WW2. He was simply not considered to be the best person to lead Britain in peacetime. But in fact, he was still liked enough to be re-elected as Prime Minister in 1951.

From today's point of view, Operation Unthinkable may seem "batshit crazy", but from the point of view of 1945, it was not all that crazy, because the Soviet Union was seen as just as much of a threat as Germany. Churchill basically foresaw the Cold War, and Operation Unthinkable would have been the option to avoid it. Ultimately, it was decided that it was not feasible due to the overwhelming strength of the Red Army which more than cancelled out the element of surprise, but if you look back at how much suffering the Cold War and the establishment of Stalinism in eastern Europe caused over the four decades following WW2, you could at least call it a valid thought experiment.
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User avatar #3 - kanatana (03/08/2014) [-]
Has anyone ever asked you for your FJ points before?
User avatar #1 - PoopedInDaFridge (09/01/2012) [-]
whats your gt?
#2 to #1 - olafthebard (11/28/2012) [-]
my GT is Arogge22
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