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#208 - Every country has a whole lot of arrogant pricks, so why singl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals 0
User avatar #210 - lolfire (12/22/2013) [-]
Dylan sums it up pretty well.


Dylan Moran on Americans
#81 - Ladys want to ride his Mustache doe. 12/22/2013 on chaplin 0
#431 - Can this video I made work?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Make OC, admin will give... 0
User avatar #459 - fickenjudes (12/23/2013) [-]
are u the guy in the video?
#474 - olafthebard (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah
#168 - I know that, it's called sarcasm silly...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals +2
#169 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
I actually don't care.
#165 - I'm so sorry my friend, I hope jesus will forgive me... And mo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals +1
#166 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
I actually don't care.
#197 - seras (12/22/2013) [-]
Actually is Dolan.
#168 - olafthebard (12/22/2013) [-]
I know that, it's called sarcasm silly...
#169 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
I actually don't care.
#158 - But Phanacts a little bitch doe...  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals +1
#196 - drakevil (12/22/2013) [-]
Shit, they change SK to Wraith King. It's still pretty much the same, but... It's not the same...
#209 - olafthebard (12/22/2013) [-]
Poor skywrath, he's sad
#159 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
I've got fucking feelings too you know.
#165 - olafthebard (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry my friend, I hope jesus will forgive me... And more importantly, I hope you will forgive me.
#166 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
I actually don't care.
#197 - seras (12/22/2013) [-]
Actually is Dolan.
#168 - olafthebard (12/22/2013) [-]
I know that, it's called sarcasm silly...
#169 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
I actually don't care.
#155 - Assume the worst of people how? Would living in the USA really…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals 0
User avatar #160 - lolfire (12/22/2013) [-]
It's not the country. It's the arrogance of it's occupants.
#208 - olafthebard (12/22/2013) [-]
Every country has a whole lot of arrogant pricks, so why single out America for its?
User avatar #210 - lolfire (12/22/2013) [-]
Dylan sums it up pretty well.


Dylan Moran on Americans
#157 - UnaOWNED (12/22/2013) [-]
#432 - Not if the Swiss Guard has anything to say about it...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Person Of The Year 0
User avatar #446 - thegrayfox (12/19/2013) [-]
Spears are not that effective against bullets.

But really, I hope nothing happens to him. Every god damn person that tries to tell us to love each other, gets killed.

I really want this guy to live long enough to make a difference, if at all possible.
User avatar #470 - kaisermike (12/19/2013) [-]
That's just the gala uniform, for real stuff they have your usual special operations grade equipment and even better training, you know, your usual 6.5 SIG Rifle, a .40 pistol, some kevlar all around, and other type of good gear.
#264 - Take your conspiracy crafting, and get the **** o… 12/18/2013 on so proud 0
#263 - I love you sir, Che was a scumbag.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on so proud +1
User avatar #289 - wellimnotsure (12/18/2013) [-]
you are insulting scumbags with that statement
#384 - White tigers are often inbred as well, and they often cant hun…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Beautiful Creatures +1
#386 - vegeta (12/18/2013) [-]
even inbred white tigers are awesome.
#780 - I am an idiot because I don't know how bullets work? As if tha… 12/17/2013 on just sayin 0
#732 - Well, wouldn't that one on the left be more powerful? it looks…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on just sayin -5
User avatar #810 - bitchitroll (12/17/2013) [-]
they both shoot a .223 bullet. they are equally powerful but anti guns want the AR gone. when asked why it usually comes down to the "scary" features that in no way make it anymore dangerous
User avatar #762 - HeeroYuy (12/16/2013) [-]
That, my friend, is not how bullets work.
#754 - bubbaburger (12/16/2013) [-]
you sir, are an idiot
#780 - olafthebard (12/17/2013) [-]
I am an idiot because I don't know how bullets work? As if that is such an essential piece of knowledge for the average person to know.
#81 - That elephant just wants dem swag nuggets 12/16/2013 on It's touching, really +2
#211 - Notice how he drew the nuke sign in southern africa... but no …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Lil'Dominator +2
#217 - commit (12/16/2013) [-]
its land he doesn't find worth saving.
User avatar #213 - TrickyTehDj (12/16/2013) [-]
Actually there is another nuke sign near the top. I think it might be greenland or something but i am probably wrong.
User avatar #216 - kanduhuskedetder (12/16/2013) [-]
It is Greenland. But a waste of a probably quite expensive bomb when nuking nohting but ice and possibly a few drunk people.
#82 - mmm Hulk think moose is cute... 12/16/2013 on Moose -1
#134 - I know, but what I said is true, and what you said is true. Ex… 12/15/2013 on So damn adorable +1
#253 - Your misunderstanding me here prince valiant... I never said h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Maximum Overrustle (link in... 0
User avatar #339 - sanguinesolitude (12/15/2013) [-]
1. he stole the alcohol first. which is illegal
2. he drank underage. illegal
3. he drove under the influence. illegal
4. he had friends in the bed of his daddys truck. illegal
5. he drove 30 miles over the speed limit. illegal
6. he drove on the sidewalk. illegal
7. he killed 4 pedestrians. illegal
8. he injured all his passengers, with one still in a vegetative state. illegal and fucked up.

why exactly should he not get an extremely heavy sentence. Besides you give him 20 years, and most states you serve 2/3 of the sentence, which would be 13 years. He has ended the life of 4 people and essentially destroyed the life of a 5th, all while doing illegal acts that could result in jail time in the first place. Yes he should have been made to serve at least 10 years in juvi/jail. This is a joke where money buys freedom.
#96 - "he knew he couldn't leave him alone out there"? You…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2013 on So damn adorable -13
User avatar #276 - xtwinblade (12/16/2013) [-]
Babies also die all the time, does that mean we should stop trying to save them?
#133 - hoaxfourtyfour (12/15/2013) [-]
While I agree with you, it's still a nice thing to do. I mean, this is coming from the guy in Biology who gave zero shits when a gazelle got eaten in a documentary. I got really pissed when people would look at me like I'm a heartless asshat when they would cry and say "Like, omg, someone help it! I would help it."
... Just saying although nature is a cruel mistress, it doesn't mean some exceptions can be made in certain conditions. And just LOOK AT IT.
User avatar #262 - harrypness (12/15/2013) [-]
Just because it looks cute you care about it? But you don't give a fuck about not a gazelle fucking retarded anime fanboy.
#313 - hoaxfourtyfour (12/16/2013) [-]
Dude, if it was a Aye-aye in the same conditions I'd probably still look after it. It's not about whether or not it's cute, it's about morals.
And that's not what I said, about the gazelle. Shit could still happen with the squirrel and a bird of prey or anything like that. It's nature. Scary shit happens in nature.
Kind of like how you were born.
#134 - olafthebard (12/15/2013) [-]
I know, but what I said is true, and what you said is true. Exceptions can, and should be made when possible I suppose.
#125 - andypanda (12/15/2013) [-]
my mom's friend did the same thing and her squirrel is still alive and healthy
....she picked him up years ago
#100 - mewxchii (12/15/2013) [-]
That's true but aren't you happy that this one got to live? At least for a while longer than it would have.
#192 - It would be ******* stupid to send a young kid in…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Maximum Overrustle (link in... -1
#235 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
Drunk driving is serious shit. He killed 4 people, doesnt matter if it was intentional or not. People need to be held responsible for their stupid and negligent actions.
#253 - olafthebard (12/15/2013) [-]
Your misunderstanding me here prince valiant... I never said he didn't need to be punished, Im just saying that those 20 years in juvi- federal prison will actually turn him into a person who WANTS to go and kill people and rob and shit, I mean incapacitation isn't always the best way, I don't know what his punishment should be, I just dont think that 20 years in prison is the best choice.
User avatar #339 - sanguinesolitude (12/15/2013) [-]
1. he stole the alcohol first. which is illegal
2. he drank underage. illegal
3. he drove under the influence. illegal
4. he had friends in the bed of his daddys truck. illegal
5. he drove 30 miles over the speed limit. illegal
6. he drove on the sidewalk. illegal
7. he killed 4 pedestrians. illegal
8. he injured all his passengers, with one still in a vegetative state. illegal and fucked up.

why exactly should he not get an extremely heavy sentence. Besides you give him 20 years, and most states you serve 2/3 of the sentence, which would be 13 years. He has ended the life of 4 people and essentially destroyed the life of a 5th, all while doing illegal acts that could result in jail time in the first place. Yes he should have been made to serve at least 10 years in juvi/jail. This is a joke where money buys freedom.
#33 - He was not prepared when he stared into the eyes of the BETRAYER!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Where will i get my hours... +10
User avatar #34 - jalthelas (12/15/2013) [-]
Cursed Vision of Sargeras
#48 - Get on my level kid...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on fan art 'n stuff -1
#155 - rapetrain (12/25/2013) [-]
sorry I don't play cod fag
#578 - "I'd be a little bit more hesitant because it's a bitch&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on [Rage Pierces the Heavens] 0
#609 - urbemarmis (12/07/2013) [-]
you see i view women and bitches completely different. its like black people and niggers, and white people and white trash/rednecks. i should have clarified that though
#575 - He never actually had sex with a child, that being said, so te… 12/07/2013 on [Rage Pierces the Heavens] 0
#59 - I love you. 11/26/2013 on Slammin' +1
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Has anyone ever asked you for your FJ points before?
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