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Date Signed Up:12/28/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
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#2218 - Hey FJ, I'm Chazz. I love playing violin, guitar, video games,…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2410 - wolftron (04/21/2015) [-]
Sup Chaz, how long you'v been playing violin and guitar?
User avatar #2250 - ronniesan (04/21/2015) [-]
this other nigga wolftron is from Hawaii too youre both asian go be best friends
#73 - I'm going to be honest. The reason I use adblock is because th… 04/06/2015 on GAME AD COMPILATION #1 +1
#2620 - Picture 03/25/2015 on Selfie Time! +1
#208 - The internet hates everything that gets popular. 03/10/2015 on Damn what a +2
#138 - Breasts can actually become naturally bigger through massaging them.  [+] (11 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Genetics +17
#535 - anonymous (02/25/2015) [-]
Only natural way to increase their size is inducing lactation.
Which can be done in a few ways.

Not worth for most people though. Back problems aren't nice.
#223 - vycanismajoris (02/24/2015) [-]
They always say this in manga and hentai not that I watch any of it, I'm a pure innocent soul , but I personally doubt it works in real life.
#417 - anonymous (02/24/2015) [-]
They CAN swell up very slightly, but not enough to notice really. The also swell up slightly if a woman is ovulating, which is also usually the time when she's more likely to be down to fuck.
#392 - mrpavelowgrimm (02/24/2015) [-]
Its true I dated this one girl for 6 years, I'd fondle her breast every chance I got. She went from a size A to a D.

She's turning 18 this year I should get her flowers.
JK pls no V&.
User avatar #279 - kaiyuni (02/24/2015) [-]
It's because of the stimulation. And the effects aren't that major. Over the course of a relationship my girlfriend went from an very high A to a low B cup.
#297 - vycanismajoris (02/24/2015) [-]
Your hand has tits!?
User avatar #300 - kaiyuni (02/24/2015) [-]
Damn bruh you totally got me there. Damn. Whatever will I do to that flawlessly executed masturbation joke and a picture of Krillin's daughter from GT?

Absolutely nothing, fucking damnit.
User avatar #289 - legendaryhero (02/24/2015) [-]
Mine went from B to D, so I guess they grow in 1 size?
hi5 motherfucker
User avatar #293 - kaiyuni (02/24/2015) [-]
Do you mean C? To my knowledge (which is quite limited) it goes:

AA(young child, no bra needed)<A<B<C<D<DD

Otherwise she jumped 2 sizes. But still hi5!
User avatar #308 - legendaryhero (02/24/2015) [-]
Fuck, yeah I did mean C.
User avatar #213 - wellimnotsure (02/24/2015) [-]
also milk, milk is good for you boobs
#414 - Clannad / Clannad After Story 01/19/2015 on FJ's fav games results 0
#24 - Did someone say toothbrush?  [+] (17 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Gravity Falls +50
#116 - talonwooten (01/10/2015) [-]
#124 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/10/2015) [-]
Ok seriously what the fuck is going on here? Is he fucking, raping, or trying to kill her?or all three?
#127 - anonymous (01/10/2015) [-]
Brushing her teeth
#26 - montagehd (01/10/2015) [-]
I wonder who
User avatar #120 - alexkarino (01/10/2015) [-]
Why does she have an egg in her hair?
#122 - maguitox (01/10/2015) [-]
Cuz, anime logic
#37 - lebearlios (01/10/2015) [-]
#32 - dannyvx (01/10/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #35 - unicornoverlord (01/10/2015) [-]
this episode is from nisemonogatari but you should google the order if you want to watch it all
User avatar #34 - luciuseternal (01/10/2015) [-]
Nisemonogatari Guile's theme goes with everything: Nisemonogatari Toothbrush scene
The Guile Theme goes with everything-version because why the fuck not
I honestly recommend the Monogatari series, as weird as it may be.
Of course, there's also hentai about this (doujinshi).
User avatar #97 - hybredmoon (01/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #44 - eiaisqzbsesb (01/10/2015) [-]
Katanagatari- Cute Hair Scene Not a part of the main series, but made by the same people, Katanagatari is genuinely my favourite anime to date.

This scene has to be one of my favourite ones. The main character, who is quite litteraly a human weapon, is bonding with his owner/master.
User avatar #45 - luciuseternal (01/10/2015) [-]
Somehow the drawing style appalls me..
User avatar #46 - eiaisqzbsesb (01/10/2015) [-]
It has a unique artstyle, yes.... I hated it at first as well, but it grows on you. There is a sense of genuine emotion to the series which I feel the artstyle draws out very well.

Don't get me started on those fucking fight scenes tho. Here is a preview of his fight with the most skillful swordsman in japan. Katanagatari - Episode 4 Preview
#49 - luciuseternal (01/10/2015) [-]
Hmm.. I guess I'll give it the benefit of doubt and try a few episodes. I've found that more often then not you can judge an anime after watching 3 episodes; if after that you don't like it, then it's almost certain it just isn't for you.
So, off to stream I go.
User avatar #50 - eiaisqzbsesb (01/10/2015) [-]
Just be warned, if you decide to watch the entire show...
Episode 4. Over a year after I first saw the show, that episode still makes me angry.
User avatar #51 - luciuseternal (01/10/2015) [-]
Must admit, now I'm intrigued, haven't seen a show (or at least an episode in one) that can make me angry in the longest time. Scratch that, I watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure like 5 minutes and decided to fuck tuck it away.
#1932 - **okimura used "*roll cah answer*"** **okimura rolls Quiche.** 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#19 - Someone should put this gif inside the analog player. 12/21/2014 on Analog GIF Player 0
#101 - I'd love to see one of these displaying angler fish reproduction. 12/18/2014 on Animal Behavior 0
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