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#9 - Neal is still the greatest, but the image I have for it is too…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on share your favorite... +3
User avatar #10 - extremebs (10/13/2013) [-]
link or name must see...
#8 - Probably my second-favorite greentext, behind only Neal.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on share your favorite... 0
User avatar #39 - nativninja (10/14/2013) [-]
neal?
User avatar #40 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/14/2013) [-]
comment #21
#8 - The thumbnail has ruined transparencies. 10/13/2013 on DON'T enlarge this. +1
#12 - So you're saying Pinkie Pie is Asian? I guess I can b… 10/13/2013 on Know-it-all +1
#9 - 32X 10/13/2013 on Game Of Thrones as Video... +1
#38 - I usually do this, but when I'm feeling lazy, I'll drop all of…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Very true 0
#63 - anticitezenone (10/13/2013) [-]
Leaving out punctiation and capitals are okay with me as long as you distinguish sentences
Such as using the enter key

I only capitalize the first letter of the sentence because it's fucking pagan not to do so
and because it looks sex
#351 - I'm a brone myself. Might I recommend some .50-cal aspirin for…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on time flies +2
#353 - atoma (10/13/2013) [-]
Does this work?
#1 - They don't need dogs, geese are evil. 10/12/2013 on Meanwhile In Canada +3
#2 - enjoy your b& 10/12/2013 on comics 0
#1 - Ah, Chaptor. 10/12/2013 on Bit Ches! 0
#11 - God damn evolution making legs look like heads and **** . 10/12/2013 on Have you noticed? +1
#11 - those are dogenuts  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on School Drawing 0
User avatar #12 - skiff (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh, hi I'm Skiff, I'm new here.
#46 - Dastardly Angry Hand 10/12/2013 on Name Generator 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2013 on School Drawing +1
User avatar #10 - skiff (10/12/2013) [-]
Wow
Very sugar
Very taste
Such cake
User avatar #11 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/12/2013) [-]
those are dogenuts
User avatar #12 - skiff (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh, hi I'm Skiff, I'm new here.
#61 - > freebleeding 10/12/2013 on Cringe Compilation 4 +1
#7 - Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan. Hilarious. 10/12/2013 on don't forget the contacts 0
#68 - On a regular basis, yes. I think after making your ho… 10/12/2013 on Scumbag dog 0
#67 - filthy Imperial peasant 10/12/2013 on Scumbag dog 0
#6 - Because the Russians hadn't, duh. 10/12/2013 on Why would you use an iPhone +2
#35 - You aren't pedobearRAW, posting pony gore will only get you red. 10/12/2013 on DR. EVIL! +3
#10 - For short distances, sure one dog can pull a sled. The Iditaro… 10/12/2013 on do you even pull 0
#11 - Except that's wrong. The LD 50 of theobromine for do…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Scumbag dog +15
#52 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/12/2013) [-]
It's still damaging in the long-run, so it could kill them over a long period of time.
#49 - DrollHumor (10/12/2013) [-]
My dog when I was little (a boston terrier) was fed chocolate cake by our neighbors. He proceeded to suffer from frequent seizures. He rubbed the fur off the top of his head and had to be put in a pen. We gave him away, but I just think my parents had him put down and that was their story for me.
#53 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/12/2013) [-]
Wow, your neighbors must have been real idiots.
User avatar #54 - DrollHumor (10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, my Mom was pissed.
User avatar #48 - Dember (10/12/2013) [-]
Your information is fairly accurate - most chocolate isn't as deadly as people make it out to be, but that doesn't mean it isn't harmful, in any amount and for any size dog.

Anyone who really feels the need to feed their dogs chocolate can always use Carob, a chocolate "substitute" of sorts - it's often marketed in dog treat products for that purpose.
The main reason I wouldn't is because I've heard multiple of accounts that, while harmless, the carob does smell and taste pretty similar to chocolate and it can make them more determined to get the real thing.
Sort of the whole "can't miss what they've never had" concept.

Not sure how accurate it is, but when mine are much happier with little meaty treats instead, I see no reason to give them candy anyway.
User avatar #38 - swagasauruss (10/12/2013) [-]
But isn't one of the main issues is, it builds up over time and cause heart and joint problems? So on a regular basis it would then become really bad for your dog.
User avatar #68 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/12/2013) [-]
On a regular basis, yes.

I think after making your house's floor look like a honeywagon exploded inside is enough to convince you that feeding your dog chocolate more than once is a bad idea.
User avatar #23 - greenstrongworld (10/12/2013) [-]
>enough febreze to send a chair into orbit

I'm so using that one day.
User avatar #19 - colegaleener (10/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the info, L
User avatar #17 - dishesaredone (10/12/2013) [-]
you metric faggot
User avatar #67 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/12/2013) [-]
filthy Imperial peasant
#10 - I did say some . 10/12/2013 on Check yo self 0
#8 - BDSM Dating? Well, at least the kid's got some taste. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Check yo self +1
#9 - jonnyea (10/12/2013) [-]
MFW cannibals anonymus
User avatar #10 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/12/2013) [-]
I did say some.
#21 - > Eagles > Hoping Even though we got a new …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on New York CIty 0
User avatar #23 - skullnigga (10/12/2013) [-]
vick was actually doing pretty decent
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#9 to #8 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/15/2013) [-]
2manly4shirou   
but that's just how I like saber
2manly4shirou
but that's just how I like saber
#10 to #9 - hellscythe (09/15/2013) [-]
if you say so darling, so how are you
User avatar #4 - vgmddg (09/04/2013) [-]
Don't visit the Land of Talking Kittens.
User avatar #1 - nukeoffriendship (09/03/2013) [-]
a... angelis?
User avatar #2 to #1 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/03/2013) [-]
friedgreenpomatoes
#3 to #2 - nukeoffriendship (09/03/2013) [-]
****

and i waisted the get
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