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#123 - Nah. It comes close at times, but it's handled very well. 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#98 - Except Black Lagoon is basically what would happen if Quentin … 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#97 - Well she was compared to the Terminator.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... +1
User avatar #99 - johrny (09/18/2013) [-]
The terminator is a little girl compared to her!
#96 - Comment deleted 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#95 - > run > from Roberta Yeah good luck with that.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#127 - LSone (09/18/2013) [-]
Not saying your going to live but it will prolong your life longer than fighting her.
#94 - Roberta. She's the most completely ******* insane… 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#93 - Do all that **** in the touristy areas to start, …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#120 - redrock (09/18/2013) [-]
Roanapur has touristy places?
User avatar #124 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/18/2013) [-]
There are nice sections of Detroit.

So almost certainly.
#92 - Na man Rei Hiroe is awesome. 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#90 - Oh, there's fanservice, it's just Rei Hiroe is a sneaky … 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#89 - Yeah, but she hits it, so she obviously knows what she's doing.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
User avatar #122 - PVTDickStryker (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah....but that doesnt mean the anime is genuinely badass. Probably that comedic badassery like that movie where the cop shoots 3 ninjas using his crotch.
User avatar #123 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/18/2013) [-]
Nah. It comes close at times, but it's handled very well.
#88 - If you love dominant women you could probably choose any gir… 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... 0
#87 - Picture 09/18/2013 on I think this GTA would kick... +3
#5 - muh nostalgia  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Ooo Black Betty +21
#14 - fukkentyranitar (09/18/2013) [-]
You, are fucking awesome, bro.
#13 - niteghost (09/18/2013) [-]
I love this game. I can't believe that it has been 10 years since I first got this game. Time flies.
User avatar #20 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/18/2013) [-]
Pity we'll probably never get a sequel. The tuner hype has died down too much, and EA isn't the same as it was then.

[I admit the recent Most Wanted and Hot Pursuit were awesome, but NFSU2 is the best Need for Speed, ever. And, quite frankly, I don't think Criterion is the right company to make a NFSU3, if it were to be made. I await red thumbs.]
User avatar #12 - krazyms (09/18/2013) [-]
The best need for speed game to date
User avatar #9 - extremrune (09/18/2013) [-]
Had that game for my 1st gen xbox...
Its... dead.

RIP in peace
User avatar #10 - kikkilinu (09/18/2013) [-]
I bought it on PC a few months ago.

I loved every second of it
User avatar #21 - extremrune (09/19/2013) [-]
Had it for like 7-8 years, so i don't complain.


(I believe it was that)
#1 - schnizel we know that's you you aren't fooling anyone  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Have you been nigged lately? 0
User avatar #4 - schnizel (09/18/2013) [-]
No, I'm me.
User avatar #3 - millex (09/18/2013) [-]
What?
#1 - It's Rockstar. They do whatever the **** they want. 09/18/2013 on R is for Racism +2
#6 - I am fairly certain that is a rug.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on :( Dont lie to yourself 0
#8 - BossTamsy (09/17/2013) [-]
I had this discussion the last time this was posted. We agreed unanimously that it's a window.
User avatar #23 - zaiopeperse (09/18/2013) [-]
Light's seeping through. That's a window if I ever saw one
#53205 - Bend over.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on Brony board +2
#53212 - playfilly (09/17/2013) [-]
#53179 - The solution is rape.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2013 on Brony board +2
#53181 - playfilly (09/17/2013) [-]
#53205 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/17/2013) [-]
Bend over.
#53212 - playfilly (09/17/2013) [-]
#53174 - Picture 09/17/2013 on Brony board +2
#13 - *Pluto **** you wordfilter 09/17/2013 on Damn commies 0
#12 - Nonsense, the only moon in our system that has oil is Titan. S…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/17/2013 on Damn commies +1
User avatar #14 - konradkurze (09/17/2013) [-]
well the earth moon will have metals usa will want, even if only so far as using zero-g as a perfect medium for constructing a huge spaceship that can reach other planets

i could see usa turning Mars into a warhammer style forgeworld mining it for minerals and using the place as a huge foundry, then spreading further out on the planets

titan having oil would be a perfect halfway petrol station to refuel en route further out in the system

given that theres already laws governing the moon to be international property, yeah it will be a group effort to colonize space
#32 - mericabitches (09/17/2013) [-]
Wow you are so dumb that you think the moon has zero-g. Please stop posting you are embarrassing yourself and all Europeans educations.
User avatar #35 - konradkurze (09/17/2013) [-]
no, the moon has a tiny gravity but not as much as earth, and would be easier to get stuff off it into zero-g near it

now kindly find a rake and insert it up your rectum
#38 - mericabitches (09/17/2013) [-]
We would still have to get everything to the moon first. So just skip the moon and just get it to this mystical place next to the moon where we will build a massive space cruiser right?

Gravity is 1/6 on the moon. Huge machinery would still weight a ton.

So what exactly did you rebut in that comment? You still are just as dumb. Maybe those rocks on the moon can think harder.
User avatar #39 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
butthurt much
must be hard living so constipated with freedom jammed up your ass america
#40 - mericabitches (09/18/2013) [-]
Nice, well though out comment. You were proven wrong and resort to name calling. I have a feeling (more like I know), you have never been to America. There is a reason a large population of ours is German. Its because it is better here for those who apply themselves. We don't have to subsidize idiots going to college (like you), with our tax money.

Tell me when people other than Muslims try to immigrate to Germany. They go there to abuse your perfect system.
User avatar #41 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
yes europe is being turned non-european as much as america is becoming non-american, thats what happens when liberal guilt decides how immigration laws apply

ultimate hypocrisy that usa is destroying the middle east to purge the cultures of women-abusing religious zealots among the arabs while at home its letting the indians bring that very culture into the usa
while in germany, because of usa and friends keeping germany eternally apologizing and guiklty for WW2, we're getting tons of non-europeans flooding in and told to just deal with it

but at least the Turks are slowly adapting to other ways of life, while usa is being forced to adapt to the immigrants way of life
#42 - mericabitches (09/18/2013) [-]
And exactly how is the USA being forced to adapt to the immigrants way of life? The US was built on the immigrants way of life, if you mean hard working, industrious people. Its not like Mexicans or Chinese are changing anything in the US. Infact both groups are very conservative. Stop with your uniformed Merica hate.
User avatar #43 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
well usa isnt the big melting pot people claim, its actually more like a salad bowl mix of every culture

the hispanics though good people have already pretty much claimed the southern states,
and now with usa outsourcing to india, theyve got th money to breed like cockraoches and flood everywhere across the world

small countries like new zealand are already prety much fucked like 1/4 of the people in their major city auckland are indians
usa's already on the path to turning black with the apes fucking everything in sight, and with india's help that'll speed up
#44 - mericabitches (09/18/2013) [-]
Why am I not surprised that the German who hates America is racist. Are those big-nosed Jews taking all your money? It is a melting pot, the cultures slowing form together into one culture, although it takes a few generations. The Hispanics have not "taken over" the southern states, and this just in, India already had 1 billion people.

The Indian immigrants I have met in America have been very well educated and hard working. Many become scientists, doctors and, engineers.

You ignorance is showing.
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
well given how the school system has been dumbing down year after year so noone gets left behind, the 'education' there isnt that great to begin with

plus america cultivating a culture of laziness where ameriucans more and more dont want to put in the effort has made it easy for the system to hand america over to a neo-slave labor caste of immigrants
#47 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
well its hard to resolve that because there arent so many indians inside usa its all the jobs that have been sent over to india thats the problem

how many americans cant find work because the jobs theyre good at are outsourced so the greedy corporations can hire 3-4 indians overseas at a similar pay rate theyd have to pay for only 1 american
#48 - mericabitches (09/18/2013) [-]
Usually the ones who did not take advantage of the education opportunities in America that make them more valuable than an Indian worker.
User avatar #45 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
the jews arent taking the money, the zionists are

nice stereotyping dude, trying to blame all jews for taking money is like blaming all americans for the us governments genocide on arabs.....

melting pot huh,....all those little 'towns' in usa like china town, little india, etc melted in? plus how many people whove been in usa so many generations still hold true to their culture, look at most italian-americans (not counting the guidos from jersey shore)

yes the small number of indians YOU have met have been hard workers,,,95% of the ones ive met have been the lower caste ones who flood into every supermarket, burger joint, taxi cab, and other no-skill required jobs that the citizens of the country need/deserve more

how are kids right out of school meant to get work experience if every entry-level job has been filled with curries?
#46 - mericabitches (09/18/2013) [-]
Dude come on I was clearly being sarcastic about the Jews. It was a bit of Germany bashing. Get your head out of your ass.

Those towns are usually where first generation immigrants live so they can be around people who speak their language. Second generation often moves out. Almost everyone I know including my Italian friends stay true to their culture. They are extremely proudful of their food, and even eat seafood on Christmas Eve in true Italian tradition. I am Irish and St. Patrick's day is huge.

There is not problem with Indians taking jobs, at least in America. So that point is moot.
User avatar #13 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/17/2013) [-]
*Pluto
Fuck you wordfilter
#5 - boi whut The last two official flags have the battle flag …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2013 on "Murica" 0
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (09/18/2013) [-]
Its probably because the Naval Jack and the Battle Flag are badass.
User avatar #6 - zaiopeperse (09/17/2013) [-]
I guess the naval jack just stuck better? I mean, yes the stars and bars is arguably better but the naval jack just has that fighting kinda look to it, imo. Truth be told, I'm pretty neutral on this matter
#13 - strigt (09/18/2013) [-]
I think it's because the confederate ideals stuck longer in southern coastal areas that just saw more of the Naval Jack than the official flags.
User avatar #16 - zaiopeperse (09/18/2013) [-]
That is a damn good answer. Thumb for you
#20 - Mercy ends when your actions kill my dog. 09/17/2013 on My chihuahua +3
#3 - yes, three, and that isn't one of them.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2013 on "Murica" 0
User avatar #4 - zaiopeperse (09/17/2013) [-]
Their second flag was eerily similar, though. So was the battle flag
#5 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/17/2013) [-]
boi whut
The last two official flags have the battle flag on them, yes, but they look far more similar to each other than they do to the battle flag.
(Also the stars and bars are best Connie flag)
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (09/18/2013) [-]
Its probably because the Naval Jack and the Battle Flag are badass.
User avatar #6 - zaiopeperse (09/17/2013) [-]
I guess the naval jack just stuck better? I mean, yes the stars and bars is arguably better but the naval jack just has that fighting kinda look to it, imo. Truth be told, I'm pretty neutral on this matter
#13 - strigt (09/18/2013) [-]
I think it's because the confederate ideals stuck longer in southern coastal areas that just saw more of the Naval Jack than the official flags.
User avatar #16 - zaiopeperse (09/18/2013) [-]
That is a damn good answer. Thumb for you
#9 - *anywhere near ****  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on Damn commies -1
#11 - konradkurze (09/17/2013) [-]
< yfw
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#9 to #8 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/15/2013) [-]
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#10 to #9 - hellscythe (09/15/2013) [-]
if you say so darling, so how are you
User avatar #4 - vgmddg (09/04/2013) [-]
Don't visit the Land of Talking Kittens.
User avatar #1 - nukeoffriendship (09/03/2013) [-]
a... angelis?
User avatar #2 to #1 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/03/2013) [-]
friedgreenpomatoes
#3 to #2 - nukeoffriendship (09/03/2013) [-]
****

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