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#56 - touché 08/02/2014 on The 90s +3
#49 - dont you be ******** on my chinese calculator!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on The 90s +2
#51 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
This is a chinese calculator.
User avatar #100 - mistafishy (08/03/2014) [-]
I knew a kid who looks identical to this kid... Or maybe they're both just Asian, but still.
User avatar #56 - oikake (08/02/2014) [-]
touché
#46 - YEAHHH BITCHES!!!!  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on The 90s 0
User avatar #48 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
That's an abacus.
User avatar #49 - oikake (08/02/2014) [-]
dont you be shitting on my chinese calculator!
#51 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
This is a chinese calculator.
User avatar #100 - mistafishy (08/03/2014) [-]
I knew a kid who looks identical to this kid... Or maybe they're both just Asian, but still.
User avatar #56 - oikake (08/02/2014) [-]
touché
#11 - if everyone moved there before they shut their ports we would … 07/30/2014 on Ebola rampage 0
#68 - also this ;) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#67 - ahhh i'll have to ignore the french helping the americans then… 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#49 - People got killed, politics were a dividing point and allies w…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride +8
#50 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You can call it what you want, but the US does stand as the only country thinking of it as a war.

Revolution: People fight the government
Coup 'd Etat: Military taking over government
Civil War: Nation splits into parts fighting for government, large scale of revolution
War (in this sense): Nations fighting

You could take every little dispute, revolution, conflict, civil war and so forth into the history of other nations too, but those lists would be much grander than the US.
#296 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
#293 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Revolutions aren't real wars? You might want to look up the term war of Independence.
User avatar #112 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Let's just ignore the fact that france declared war on england over the united states, shall we?
User avatar #124 - fausticorn (07/30/2014) [-]
France declaring war on us isn't anything new or special.
User avatar #155 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Yea, the frogs tend to get mighty uppity
User avatar #67 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
ahhh i'll have to ignore the french helping the americans then ;) because otherwise, the French vs British would make it a war after all.....

lets keep that bit quiet
User avatar #66 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The US declared independence and became its own nation. Therefore the fight was between two nations. Dumbass.
#75 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same happened to Russia. It then became the Russian Civil War. Not a war in its own.
User avatar #80 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army didn't declare independence fucktard.
#86 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
They declared themselves Russian Soviet Federation, which was independent from the previous government.
User avatar #91 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
They were not trying to break off from Russia, they were trying to take over Russia. Learn the difference buddy.
#94 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same as the US, then.
User avatar #95 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh really? We were trying to take over Great Britain? That is news to me.
#99 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You tried taking over the North American mainland. Russia was a big piece of land with no colonies elsewhere. The US took what was available, the Red Army took what they could have. They both declared themselves independent before the Civil Wars began.
User avatar #102 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army wanted all of Russia. The US just wanted the US. It would be if Belarus declared independence from the USSR. That is a war. Not a civil war.
#114 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter what you want out of it. What matters is that both the USSR and the US became nations by breaking free of the ruling government and subsequently fought out wars with them. The US was still at war with Britain afterwards, in the war of 1812. So it was perfectly plausible that they could've gone for Britain too. But unlike Russia, you'd have to cross a big chunk of water to get there, hence why neither side were very interested in an open conflict after the revolution.
User avatar #118 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
A big chunk of land that is bigger than the distance from London to New York. And last time I checked going by boat is easier than walking.
#131 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
It's very unfortunate if the boat sinks, though. Also, sickness. No roads, therefore more difficult to navigate. And poor weather. It's not like you sit down on a ship and it magically takes you there. If there hadn't been any risks, Napoleon could've just invaded by sea. Instead, he wanted to build a tunnel, which was only built long after he died.
User avatar #141 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
I strongly recommend ceasing this pointless conversation, your partner can't keep up (had to deal with him not long ago, he's really dim, not to mention his lack of basic knowledge)
User avatar #158 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Damn you are one butthurt little weaboo. Did you see again? After all 3 of our arguments I end up with positive thumbs and you end up with negative ones. How does it feel to be a retard?
User avatar #192 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
Umm, you don't know what thumbs are, eh? XD

Don't know, tell me?
User avatar #68 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
also this ;)
#43 - Pretty sure the US did pretty well in the War of Independence  [+] (25 new replies) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#47 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You mean the Revolution? A revolution, which nobody outside of America counts as war? Look to any nation that has had a revolution and see if they would list it as a war.
User avatar #49 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
People got killed, politics were a dividing point and allies were made for the future nation... I'll call it a damned war if i fucking like!!!
#50 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You can call it what you want, but the US does stand as the only country thinking of it as a war.

Revolution: People fight the government
Coup 'd Etat: Military taking over government
Civil War: Nation splits into parts fighting for government, large scale of revolution
War (in this sense): Nations fighting

You could take every little dispute, revolution, conflict, civil war and so forth into the history of other nations too, but those lists would be much grander than the US.
#296 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
#293 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Revolutions aren't real wars? You might want to look up the term war of Independence.
User avatar #112 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Let's just ignore the fact that france declared war on england over the united states, shall we?
User avatar #124 - fausticorn (07/30/2014) [-]
France declaring war on us isn't anything new or special.
User avatar #155 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Yea, the frogs tend to get mighty uppity
User avatar #67 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
ahhh i'll have to ignore the french helping the americans then ;) because otherwise, the French vs British would make it a war after all.....

lets keep that bit quiet
User avatar #66 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The US declared independence and became its own nation. Therefore the fight was between two nations. Dumbass.
#75 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same happened to Russia. It then became the Russian Civil War. Not a war in its own.
User avatar #80 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army didn't declare independence fucktard.
#86 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
They declared themselves Russian Soviet Federation, which was independent from the previous government.
User avatar #91 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
They were not trying to break off from Russia, they were trying to take over Russia. Learn the difference buddy.
#94 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same as the US, then.
User avatar #95 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh really? We were trying to take over Great Britain? That is news to me.
#99 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You tried taking over the North American mainland. Russia was a big piece of land with no colonies elsewhere. The US took what was available, the Red Army took what they could have. They both declared themselves independent before the Civil Wars began.
User avatar #102 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army wanted all of Russia. The US just wanted the US. It would be if Belarus declared independence from the USSR. That is a war. Not a civil war.
#114 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter what you want out of it. What matters is that both the USSR and the US became nations by breaking free of the ruling government and subsequently fought out wars with them. The US was still at war with Britain afterwards, in the war of 1812. So it was perfectly plausible that they could've gone for Britain too. But unlike Russia, you'd have to cross a big chunk of water to get there, hence why neither side were very interested in an open conflict after the revolution.
User avatar #118 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
A big chunk of land that is bigger than the distance from London to New York. And last time I checked going by boat is easier than walking.
#131 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
It's very unfortunate if the boat sinks, though. Also, sickness. No roads, therefore more difficult to navigate. And poor weather. It's not like you sit down on a ship and it magically takes you there. If there hadn't been any risks, Napoleon could've just invaded by sea. Instead, he wanted to build a tunnel, which was only built long after he died.
User avatar #141 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
I strongly recommend ceasing this pointless conversation, your partner can't keep up (had to deal with him not long ago, he's really dim, not to mention his lack of basic knowledge)
User avatar #158 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Damn you are one butthurt little weaboo. Did you see again? After all 3 of our arguments I end up with positive thumbs and you end up with negative ones. How does it feel to be a retard?
User avatar #192 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
Umm, you don't know what thumbs are, eh? XD

Don't know, tell me?
User avatar #68 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
also this ;)
#98 - **oikake rolls 24**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on on the bottom of a 6 pack 0
#123 - norkas (07/25/2014) [-]
A+ for effort
#743 - **oikake rolled user takeaseat ** this ugly **** ! 07/22/2014 on Ban who? 0
#387 - hehehe 07/15/2014 on roll your boat 0
#382 - **oikake rolls 503** 07/15/2014 on roll your boat 0
#380 - **oikake rolls 334**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on roll your boat 0
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#379 - **oikake rolls 574**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on roll your boat 0
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**oikake rolls 503**
#378 - **oikake rolls 915**  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on roll your boat 0
User avatar #379 - oikake (07/15/2014) [-]
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#377 - **oikake rolls 179**  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on roll your boat 0
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#156 - Where will destiny fit in all this? 07/13/2014 on Video size comparision 0
#184 - Groovy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Batman Flash Superman Race +1
User avatar #190 - studmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby
#180 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Batman Flash Superman Race 0
User avatar #182 - studmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
User avatar #183 - studmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Love Army of Darkness
User avatar #184 - oikake (07/13/2014) [-]
Groovy
User avatar #190 - studmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby
#179 - Batman does have a super power, Paranoia! (and money) … 07/13/2014 on Batman Flash Superman Race 0
#178 - Anyone else curious about the role of Kryptonite in the BvS? … 07/13/2014 on Batman Flash Superman Race 0
#408 - think i'd do pretty ok with this 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
#407 - **oikake rolls 8,623**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
User avatar #408 - oikake (07/12/2014) [-]
think i'd do pretty ok with this
#5146 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5144 - **oikake rolls 2,898**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5146 - oikake (07/06/2014) [-]
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here's a gif to cheer you "up"
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#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
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im sorry i dont have it
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