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Date Signed Up:7/09/2011
Last Login:10/30/2014
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#31 - Comment deleted 01/15/2014 on Banana Bread +2
#154 - **ohnomynamedoesntfi rolls 053,228** worth a shot 01/11/2014 on The FJ-Sickness 0
#20 - Except for when he was a guest speaker on The Talking Dead, da…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on (untitled) +5
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2014) [-]
I have this feeling that he was a bit to high during that interview..... :S
#14 - Oh and just to clarify I don't believe that everyone who wears…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Smooth +3
User avatar #15 - johnnyferno (01/08/2014) [-]
I have noticed it a lot, just never really understood it.
User avatar #23 - skeptical (01/08/2014) [-]
Just avoid wearing it all the time, and use an actual fedora and not a trilby
When the occasion calls for it it's a nice meaningless clothing accessory
If you play trombone or bari sax you're expected to go around wearing it everywhere though
#13 - I mean, people who know you would know you don't act like that… 01/08/2014 on Smooth +2
#11 - Basically that anyone who wears a fedora is a loser that is on…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Smooth +5
User avatar #12 - johnnyferno (01/08/2014) [-]
So....what if you are in a case like mine where I just wear hats and stuff because I like it?
Like if I had an fedora I wouldn't go around being a "gentlemen" I would maybe joke about it sure, but only around friends.
User avatar #14 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh and just to clarify I don't believe that everyone who wears a fedora acts like that, but it is an increasing trend I've seen on the internet. I'm surprised you haven't noticed before this tbh.
User avatar #15 - johnnyferno (01/08/2014) [-]
I have noticed it a lot, just never really understood it.
User avatar #23 - skeptical (01/08/2014) [-]
Just avoid wearing it all the time, and use an actual fedora and not a trilby
When the occasion calls for it it's a nice meaningless clothing accessory
If you play trombone or bari sax you're expected to go around wearing it everywhere though
User avatar #13 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (01/08/2014) [-]
I mean, people who know you would know you don't act like that, but they might still jokingly pick on you for wearing a fedora, just like how my friends jokingly pick on me because I have a Brony shirt. As for people who don't know you, who cares what they think, just wear what makes you happy.
#110 - You can find a lot more of this artist's comics at … 01/01/2014 on Tales of Valoran +1
#16 - Whoah, just take it easy, man. I'm going t…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/30/2013 on 20 Fascinating Photos +105
User avatar #297 - Buhadog (12/31/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does Regina Walters look a lot like Emma Watson.
User avatar #310 - colincub (12/31/2013) [-]
I think she looks more like winona ryder (with the hair and all)
User avatar #242 - rectophobia (12/31/2013) [-]
"What are you going to do? Murder me?"



-Quote from female murdered
#325 - pernis (12/31/2013) [-]
#208 - bettercaulsaul (12/31/2013) [-]
IT WAS THE THEATER THUG
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2013) [-]
This girl looked terrified as hell. Look at her face, dude. She's pale as hell. Look at her nose. She was probably crying her eyes out begging for her life. Dark humour are fine but you don't make fun of their last moment... Do you even know what kind of hell she's faced being tortured? I don't but damn son. I hope one day you do...
#113 - gare (12/31/2013) [-]
btw hes talking about this
User avatar #111 - decayingapple (12/31/2013) [-]
This is funnyjunk bro nothing is sacred.
User avatar #313 - snowshark (12/31/2013) [-]
Dude... it's an 'internet' thing, not a 'FJ' thing. Hell, everyone knows there's worse places for this kind of thing on the web and a lot of those know there are places worse than 4Chan too.
#134 - moda (12/31/2013) [-]
trying to be hard while on funnyjunk

this is you nigga
User avatar #72 - meganinja (12/31/2013) [-]
"Looks like we got a bad ass over here. What are you gonna do, stab me?
User avatar #60 - Maadmann (12/31/2013) [-]
She was saying "can you not?"
User avatar #24 - sackit (12/30/2013) [-]
"Cheeesssh i`m a vampire"
#31 - Picture 12/27/2013 on I'd buy it 0
#3 - Reminds me of this. 12/27/2013 on Those Needles +16
#14 - Yeah but then you have to deal with insurance agencies, possib…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on What seems to be the... 0
User avatar #15 - brokentrucker (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm a bit out of it. Dealing with a flu, sinuses going apeshit, and pink-eye. Not really my best today.
#12 - If you look in the left most lane, there appears to be...somet… 12/17/2013 on What seems to be the... 0
#10 - Yeah, sometimes officers will **** people over. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2013 on What seems to be the... 0
User avatar #13 - brokentrucker (12/17/2013) [-]
My policy for people riding my ass is to drop down to five under the speed limit and just cruise. It's not illegal and pisses them off more than anything else. Plus, if they rear-end you, it's there fault.
User avatar #14 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but then you have to deal with insurance agencies, possibly court, its more trouble than its worth to just piss off some cunt on the road. Also *their* fault, sorry.
User avatar #15 - brokentrucker (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm a bit out of it. Dealing with a flu, sinuses going apeshit, and pink-eye. Not really my best today.
#7 - As richardastley said, it has to remain dotted, if you pass wh…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2013 on What seems to be the... 0
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (12/17/2013) [-]
Look how tiny that patch of dotted lines was, there's no way anyone could pass another car within that space. So what was the point of that section of dotted line?
User avatar #12 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (12/17/2013) [-]
If you look in the left most lane, there appears to be...something there, I think the point of that section of dotted lines was to allow people to turn, I'm not sure honestly. Either way I don't think the people who painted the lines created that bit so people could pass slower drivers.
User avatar #9 - brokentrucker (12/16/2013) [-]
Why though? If officer mcfucknuggets here decided to be an ass tater and speed up just enough to prevent passymcspeederpants from completing the maneuver bevore teh dotted lines ended, I kinda feel like it's not that guys fault. I'm not saying that's the case in this scenario but there are some fucking short sections on local roads that would easily fuck you over.
User avatar #10 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes officers will fuck people over. I heard a tale from my friend where he was doing exactly the speed limit and a cop decided to start riding his ass so he sped up a little bit and the cop pulled him for speeding. As for that particular law, I'm not sure why it is like that, I just know that it is like that because my dad is an auxiliary officer and I know a fair bit of what is and isn't legal because I used to ask him a lot about laws when I was younger. (No, he's not a dickface officer, practically all of the officers in my tiny city are really chill, save for 1 or 2 that nobody likes.)
User avatar #13 - brokentrucker (12/17/2013) [-]
My policy for people riding my ass is to drop down to five under the speed limit and just cruise. It's not illegal and pisses them off more than anything else. Plus, if they rear-end you, it's there fault.
User avatar #14 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but then you have to deal with insurance agencies, possibly court, its more trouble than its worth to just piss off some cunt on the road. Also *their* fault, sorry.
User avatar #15 - brokentrucker (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm a bit out of it. Dealing with a flu, sinuses going apeshit, and pink-eye. Not really my best today.
#47 - No, Day-Lewis is WELL known for taking his roles to the extrem… 12/16/2013 on Lincoln +1
#526 - Too bad any guy that would fit your criteria wouldn't think tw… 12/16/2013 on Being a 5'6" twink... 0
#6 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Wut... +11
#118 - I absolutely lost my **** when I read the Risk pa… 12/14/2013 on I hate losing more than I... +4
#26 - I feel ya, I have Chewbacca legs and I'm short, so it all look…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2013 on I'll make a man out of you. +2
User avatar #120 - kimilsung (12/13/2013) [-]
Well it's pretty normal to shave. I don't know what country are you from but in mine is perfeclty normal.
User avatar #107 - monkeysniper (12/13/2013) [-]
Just keep in mind, whatever you shave grows back faster, like before i shaved my face the first time it grew slow, after the first time boom, every week or so at best
User avatar #35 - chrisoid (12/13/2013) [-]
Listen here fool

If you feel unnatural about the thickness of your leg hair, shave it, wax it, whatever. For my school swim team, we have to shave all of our body hair and shit to get faster (which in my opinion is bullshit). I get my legs fucking waxed for kicks once, and guess what? I was made fun of sure, but I was damn sure that I had a good laugh going along with it.

If anything just try it out to see how different you will look and feel.
User avatar #27 - deadlydong (12/13/2013) [-]
Hpw about be a beta and not give a shit what some one thinks. just do it they will get over it if they aren't assholes.
#9 - Or its just a retarded meme, calm your tits, English professor…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on blogging +9
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
Clearly you're one of the unfortunate many that doesn't have anything to delight in. Much pity. Wow.
#45 - More like 'jumped the balcony." 12/10/2013 on Shop till you drop +1
#76 - Noc Noc Who's there? DAAAAAAARKNESSSSSSSS 12/08/2013 on oh burned +3
#35 - Its not that great, first you have to be flexible enough, whic…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Christmas Present +2
User avatar #46 - thatnerdyguy (12/05/2013) [-]
Hell, I wouldn't mind a dick if it belonged to Snakefire someone particularly attractive, but I still don't suck my own.
#49 - snakefire (12/05/2013) [-]
Sucking my dick isn't so great. I know, I've done it.
User avatar #41 - yiffcario (12/05/2013) [-]
I can back this claim.
#62 - I did.....is there something wrong with me? O.o  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Picture Perfect 0
#73 - paranoidjack (12/05/2013) [-]
Yes. Get help
#37 - The grilled cheese sandwich bit had my ribs hurting hahahahahahahaha 12/04/2013 on Master of romance +5
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User avatar #11 - retrochris (07/24/2014) [-]
what's your name irl
User avatar #12 to #11 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/24/2014) [-]
If I may ask, why do you want to know? I'll tell you in a PM though since I don't want my actual name getting around here.
User avatar #13 to #12 - retrochris (07/24/2014) [-]
You'll see.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/24/2014) [-]
Alrighty, I look forward to it lol
User avatar #15 to #14 - retrochris (07/24/2014) [-]
u prolly know anyways lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/24/2014) [-]
Perhaps, but that doesn't mean I can't still look forward to it haha
User avatar #17 to #16 - retrochris (07/24/2014) [-]
17 hours to go
cya ♫
User avatar #20 to #17 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/24/2014) [-]
Jeeeezus, I wish I had that kinda patience for art haha. Thanks dude! I'm honored that you're doing this for me lol
User avatar #22 to #20 - retrochris (07/24/2014) [-]
lol I wal talking about the time until you'll be able to see it^^ it's done already ;P
User avatar #23 to #22 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/24/2014) [-]
Ohhh, hahaha alrighty
User avatar #24 to #23 - ohhh (07/24/2014) [-]
Okay, you called. Who am i raping?
#18 to #17 - cya ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
this thread intrigues me
User avatar #19 to #18 - retrochris (07/24/2014) [-]
i will never learn it
#21 to #19 - cya ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
..well damn
..well damn
User avatar #6 - lordnerevar (09/22/2013) [-]
Congrats, your little red pixel thumb has made me see the error of my ways
I will stop being a 22 year old college student since you don't like it
sorry man
User avatar #7 to #6 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (09/22/2013) [-]
Somebody cares a little too much. It isn't me
User avatar #8 to #7 - lordnerevar (09/22/2013) [-]
Naw, no hard feelin's. Just figured I'd stop by and let ya know how awesome you are for changing the universe with your thumb. So awesome, keep up the good work.
2cool4me
User avatar #9 to #8 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (09/22/2013) [-]
No dude really, if you're actually a 22 year old college student then act like it. If you really want people to think you're 22 don't go around and leave snide/sarcastic comments on people's profiles when they thumb you down, its childish.
User avatar #10 to #9 - lordnerevar (09/22/2013) [-]
To be honest, I just have a lot of fun using the ? feature.
Seriously, sarcasm aside, no hard feelin's.
Not like the thumbs actually matter, it's just silly.
Besides, no one acts their age on the internets.
User avatar #1 - roketpwerath (07/09/2011) [-]
gay
User avatar #2 to #1 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/09/2011) [-]
lol jew.
#4 to #3 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (07/11/2011) [-]
Do we need to go through this again?
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