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#94 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2013 on H20 +53
#140 - groovierpoet (12/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #107 - darknesking (12/20/2013) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that.
User avatar #109 - deviousdanish (12/20/2013) [-]
It also applies to small gifs, so he gets more than just this occasion to use that.
#18 - Well for myself I think it ain't that funny story but here it …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on Gooood +4
#27 - gshady (09/21/2013) [-]
hahaha
#17 - How I greet my girlfriend when she comes home  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on Gooood +42
#33 - creepyunclebob (09/21/2013) [-]
I think the correct response there is to say "hey, close the door, I'm masturbating."
#13 - I really want to have a cat but my gf dont want one in our hou…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Gooood +14
User avatar #29 - LegitBlackChick (09/21/2013) [-]
We all know the correct answer to this.
#26 - friedpotato (09/21/2013) [-]
The cat will last longer than your gf.
#21 - chibides (09/21/2013) [-]
I really want to have a cat, but I'm allergic. You have a choice man, take it.
#25 - Dember (09/21/2013) [-]
May I suggest a Siberian cat? You can shop around for a good, reputable breeder in your area - even just to visit them and see if they affect your allergies. Chances are, they won't. It's not actually the fur or dander that people are typically allergic to; it's the saliva - which dries on their fur when they groom themselves, thus being "allergic to cat hair". A true Siberian has little to none of that allergen, so most people who are allergic to cats will not be allergic to one.

Please keep in mind though, some people try to pass off long-haired tabbies as "Siberian cats" in the same way that some people actually cut the tails off of kittens to sell them as a manx, so you may need to shop around a while and find a good, honest breeder. It might be worth it, though, if you really would love to have your own kitty. c:
#36 - longdeadhero (09/21/2013) [-]
You ma'am are a true broster. may your days be filled with happiness and crates and crates of chocolate.

but for now, take this Gif as a present, it is my favorite one.
User avatar #19 - ichbinlegion (09/21/2013) [-]
yes
#22 - This is just.... I mean.... Can I even... what all of them. 09/14/2013 on Miley Cyrus' new single is... 0
#15 - Breaking Bad  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Legendary Danny Trejo +50
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#232 - **ohlorrdyy rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at … 08/16/2013 on Interesting Mushrooms #2 +2
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#6 - List of easy to find tripping mushrooms please? jus…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Interesting Mushrooms #2 +20
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#232 - ohlorrdyy (08/16/2013) [-]
**ohlorrdyy rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Still ginger.. **

Whoa sounds awesome! I'll try it right away!
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#158 - JMF (08/16/2013) [-]
Psilocybe Cubensis are wildly common in most of the world. They are fairly easy to identify. They 'stain' blue from bruising and oxidation as seen in the photo. They are primarily found in cow pastures, as cows consume the spores and excrete them with their feces. This causes them to grow extremely well while extracting nutrients from the patties. The spores survive in the cow's stomach due to the cow's four-chambered stomach which contains little to no stomach acid.
#159 - JMF (08/16/2013) [-]
In the U.K., 'Liberty Caps' seem to be the most popular kind of psychedelic mushrooms. I don't know very much about these, as I do not live in the U.K.
Thy are easily identified by their size and by the 'nipple' on the cap.
User avatar #113 - Zydratejunkie (08/16/2013) [-]
Psilocybin mushrooms are very easy to find in Nova Scotia near Halifax. (Canada)They grow wild there.
Though you can buy them pretty much anywhere in the world if you know the right people.

The cap contains the most psilocybin (psychoactive ingredient) out of the entire mushroom, but the stem also contains a decent amount so just eat the whole thing, or maybe 1 mushroom and another cap (depending on your size and the desired level of trip). Now the high of mushrooms is generally staggered, so you'll eat a shroom and not feel very much of anything for an hour, and then it will start to kick in, however you won't feel the full effects until a good 3 hours after eating it. A lot of first timers mistake this for the mushroom having no effect on them and then go ahead and eat another, and another. This is a bad idea, you should start by trying just one, and wait out the trip, if you feel like you could have handled more the next afternoon (enough time for the trip to completely pass) then the next time you can go ahead and add another mushroom cap.

A warning, they taste like rotting stale socks.
#125 - garbagebrain (08/16/2013) [-]
If you can't get over the taste, and have a good amount of patience, soak them in raw honey for a few months or so. The honey will absorb the blue pigment from the mushroom as well as the psilocybin. So you can trip balls without the "rotting stale sock" taste.
User avatar #146 - lunacy (08/16/2013) [-]
I heard that if you eat them with a handful of popcorn, you wont really notice the taste.
#43 - herptyderpies (08/15/2013) [-]
Most "shrooms" are very long stemmed with a small cap

although i wouldn't recomend eating random mushrooms
#14 - did you know that - I HAVE A BAIT THAT EHEHEHEH A 06/20/2013 on Seinfeld feels +6
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