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im on my ipod so it may or may not say that im on but if im not i still am, unless i tell you otherwise

Well i was offering to buy your account from you here's the full message "Hello there Obscurity, you may not know who I am right now and that is fairly obvious. To you, I may look like a loser on funnyjunk who has not done anything well so to speak. But besides all of that I would like to buy your account, and what better day to sell it then on FunnyJunk's 10 birthday, so if you are up to it I would like to offer you $10,000 for your account, and yes I am very flexible on the price. Please respond back to me as soon as you can."

$10,000?!

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no i'm serious I'm actually offering you $10,000 so would you like to discuss it or not?

Why do you want my account?

because I simply think that it is the best, and thus I would love to have it, and if there's any price discussion we can talk about that too.

Okay then.

How would you plan to pay me? I can only do through paypal.

ok then I can arrange any sort of payment. And if you do wish to sell me the account I think that I may have another offer for you before you wish to sell it, only of course if you are interested.

Let's hear it

Well my first offer is of course i give you 10,000 and you give me the account, my second is that you promote my "ohlook" account through a front page post and gain an extra 500 and for each front page within the next month with my name in it you get another 500, or the last one is, if you choose to accept it, is that i give you 30,000 and you become my personal poster like let's say i wanna post something you draw it or make it for me and we form a partnership of you know what i'm saying. so any of them sound good?

or there is also another one which I highly doubt that you would accept it would be that we trade accounts free of charge for 1 week and if I can get 5 front pages than I keep it for a modest price of 100$ and you get to keep the "ohlook" account

That last one sounds good.
A few questions though:
1. Would I be able to keep my account?
2. When you say 'personal poster' do you mean I post it or you?
3. I can't draw comics, so my friend draws them all for me. I can take your ideas though and give them for him to draw.

1. Well by giving me the account that would mean that you hand over all rights to it and can only make a new account or use your account if i say so.

2. and by personal poster, sorry about that, I couldn't think of any words for it. But I mean that like I would just own the account and you would give me hand made or funny posts that you create and I post them and get thumbs.

3. We could do it both ways he could think of some you could think of some or i could.

so how does that sound so far?

good, but are you seriously offering $30,000?

I can't wrap my mind around that.

I know it sounds crazy but I am the son of a millionaire plastic surgeon, and he let's me do whatever I want with my money. But I am a man of morale, and by that I mean that I want you talk to your FJ friends and ask them if they think that you should take the money and run because if you accept my offer than you can never make a funnyjunk account again. But before you get to asking your friends I wanna ask you some questions first if that alright with you. And if there is any faster way of doing this like through aim, msn, or skye, i have them all, then just tell me.

I'm gonna need a reply back soon because I got a curfew which is at 1: 30 so if i don't respond back I'll respond back tomorrow. So see you later Obscurity I'll message you on this page tomorrow at some time. Bye now.

Sorry I wasn't on, I have an extraordinarily slow computer that froze on me.

The best way to talk is facebook. This is my FJ account: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002038466926

Or, you could email me here: Obscurity.nerdhype@ gmail.com

well It's almost 1 o clock in the morning here and I can't drive yet and my alarm is on as usual anything like that would be near me you just say it just like give me a list of items and i can get you whatever as long as it's attainable to me at the moment.

hey did you get my Facebook chat cuz it would be much easier to talk on there

found it. Platnum and silver gold pen with nanme engraved in platinum. you want anything else?

Do you have a very expensive car you could put that sign on?

oh yea and also I sorta strained my leg in baseball today so it might take a little longer to get up and get things.

sorry if this might take 10 minutes but i have this 2000$ pen that I'm gonna use and I was looking for it because I have'nt seen it in like 3 months but my fuckin housekeeper like hid it or something, just wait some minutes.

What's your dads first name? I just want to see his website, or doctors office site with his name init

just tell me what you wanna see and if I have it then you can see it in the pics.

Also add me on Facebook: I'm Obscuri Tity

Link below

ok so i still have no idea why I can't reply to your newer comments but tell me what do you want for proof pics? cuz i got those if you want them just give me the word.

A pic of yourself next to something obviously very expensive, with a peice of paper that says "Ohlook 2011" on it

ok so it won't let me reply on your last comment, but there's a reason why I don't just buy Funnyjunk. It's because if I owned fj what would i do with it? I'm not just gonna hire someone to update it and do alll of that other stuff to it. I just want to own a part of it, and frankly it would be a big part of it. So you don't have to beileive me but if you'd want to do it a different way because I've got other stuff to give away if your intereted just ask me.

I'm sorry but I need proof that you're that rich.

sorry Obscurity about my absence but as it turns out my father looked through my computer history and found hot asian on black anal sex, and being the racist man that he is, he got really angry and took away my computer and froze my bank account with 56.2 million dollars in it, so sorry Obscurity I would love to buy your account off of you but alas I cannot.