y u do dis?
It was just a lil question Jesus Pls ....

I'm sorry, I was startled by the scary sea creature monster

Dude , it's just a mermaid!

That's terrifying

niceme.me
And how 'bout sum deer action ? ;)

THAT IS ALSO TERRIFYING XD

no u

Booty

I'm not a baka! I just didn't know

If you aren't a baka, then why didn't i see dem quarters?
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS























And i'll gladly take that heart, thank you very much!

YOURE MEAN

awww honey i'm sorry if i upset you, cooooomeee heeere!

Kay

oh brah, hold me tighter pls!

O.o

niceme.me :---DDDD























do you enjoy watching deer documentaries?

I do

Oh i think i know why cutie...























wanna experiment? ;D

AGAIN, KIDDING

Oh, but i already got a BONER!!!

























YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

We shall

Prepare your wonder-hole!

My wonder-hole hath been prepared

ohdeerGodplz, i didn't know you felt the same, I...

Let's go tarabostes-chan

ww-what would you like me tt-to cc-call yy-you???

Call me slenderbitch




Never thought this would go this far, im submissive, I have no idea what I'm doing nor am I sure I want to do this XD

TT-Those tt-tiddies are awfully small...
























you know you want it! Its yours my friend!
as long as you have enough rubies boobies!
How big are your nipples btw? The size of a quarter or salami??

Quarters :/ Is that bad? I dunno XD

It's veeeeery good, they'll fit rite in my mouth <333






















but do you have any photographic evidence of such things??

No, stahp, do not want

Then watchu want ******** ?























oh dear God please....

I don't do nudes, plus I have a boyfriend ^_^

tt-then why did you say yes to yaranaika, you said you were... ****************** !!! I HOPE YOUR CAR GETS RUN BY A DEER AND YOUR BF'S HEAD GETS PUT OVER A FIRE-PLACE YOU ZOOPHILLIAC CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!

Srry not srry m8, i was just dickin around, didnt know you were serious



















Plus, this is me. Not attractive XD
I'm also 16

I'm always serious!






















i'd hit it anyday of the year sonny!
very fun fact , here's another 1: Deer can jump high and swim well!

Okay, here no makeup no pretty clothes ^_^















My face screams: You still sure about that sonny?

Oh Dear God... YES!!

























NO MY DEAR! IT SCREAMS THE SCREAMS OF PLEAAAASUUUUUREEEEE!!!!

Tarabostes it wont let me comment on your yoshi post i cant read the text in the picture

then reply to my FIRST one you baka deer-chan, it has a LIMIT!!! i know i chose a ****** one ,take this one instead!


























you know for a deer you look awfully human, and attractive.....

I'm sorry, I'm in a committed relationship with Yoshi, Ii just cant do that to him





















That picture looks really ****** up out of context :/

Nice pair-OH **** i mean shirt!
i like birdo too, but hey, i think i think i found a certain deer that beats her! the sucking game's MAD sis!



















it's one of the best pictures <3333

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

THIS is a real vampire!

Fair 'nuff

You ******* wot m'lady? I'll have you know i've been involved in numerous raids on castles and i have a large arsenal of weapons i can dispose of you wit-I MEAN what's your favorite Hanime?

I'll give you a hint: It's simply one hell of an anime

>Not Cory in the House






























Get that weak **** outta here bruh here educate yourself: www.tv.com/shows/cory-in-the-house/watch/

Enjoy !
























btw who is your waifu?

SHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kenshiro*



























what's so special about your crazy-ass character anyway?

EVERYTHING. She's hot, a bad-ass, she can kill bitches like it's nothing, she wears a skin-tight suit, and those cute cloves and scarf? Ohgod.jpg. Plus, she acts like a little kid which is sooo cute and she has an adorable sweet tooth. SHE IS LYFE!

Would you have intercourse with her? Because you sound like you want to!

Mayhaps


















**** yes

Awwww





































yiss! 3sum??

HALL YAH

Gooood deer, i won't have 2 tranquilize you! Yay!






























now get those horns out!

noticed ;D

tfw deer-senpai notices me


























would you hunt deers?

Yessssss

OO-Oh..... so you can sacrifice 'em to the deer blood God??

indeed

Gib hooves pls

Oh, sorry mah baaaad

Oh dear God please... Nah it ain't nuthin' big, you're a good girl so it's not that bad!

thanks :3

No proble-OH DEAR GOD PLEASE!!!

you havin fun with the puns?

What are you talkin' 'bout i don't see any puns you puny little deer!

































What colour are your eyes btw?

blue m8

SS-So you're aryan??

Yes indeed sir ^-^ Hitler would be so proud XD

DD-Do you have any jewish neighbours?

Not a single one. At my school we only have 650 kids and none are Jewish

They probably saw you and ran, rite?

Probably *shrug*

You mispelled definetely *why you shrug deer god*

Im not sure Hitlerkin

Awwwww did you drink a glass of juice today?

Yes actually. appie juice ^_^

Holy ballogna , you had to keep it in the blender a lot didn't ya my deer link?
Click this Link btw: akk.li/pics/anne.jpg
It's full of pot-smashing!

Cant reply to your last post :o and then i suppose im weak. im sorry mein fuhrer

Why didn't you reply 2 mi 1st?
no you're not , you just gotta take the Reich steps! You got the looks alrite!

**** YOU M8, **** YOU, I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP

Shhhhh


























you don't need any , sleep is for the weak!

You....i love you <3

And i love blonde hair <3

thanks

Is it natural tho?





























just curious....

No :/ naturally, when I was born I was blonde, then though the year it darkened to a light brown

So you're evolving?






























or DEvolving?

Evolving ^_^ (ps I love eevee)

Into.....? (ps eeve loves you too )

Umbreon, because of levels of high friendship at night x3 (ps, I don't mean friend zone. I don't believe in the friend zone. )

FF-Friendship aa-at nn-night?? (ps what the **** ?)

We are making the friendship and it is night time here. BOOM, Umbreon. And yeah, I was saying I don't believe I. The friend zone. Anyone is redeemable and friendship is the first step to liking someone x3

SS-So you want to **** an Eeve???

No, I'm just bad at words x3

Then let LOVE talk for you darlin' !!!

Well alright <3

ss-seriously??

Yeah sure XD I'm going to sleep. Ttyl m8

To sleep? What dafuq?
























gudnite sweet princess!

Yeah considering its 1am and I have to get up at 5 am. FJ ruining my life again x3 Ttyl m8. Thanks for the lovely conversation ^_^

Is that you? XD









cuz if it is you're pretty attractive

That will not be the only love you'll be receivin'.....

*in the friendzone

BETA AS ****

So what are you doing here?

Thanks! You too!