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|#69 - What happened to the guy they tried it the first time. [+] (1 new reply)||11/26/2013 on The Trust||+7|
|#66 - I love Arrested Development.||11/26/2013 on and this kids how tsunamis...||+1|
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|#74 - Yeah, it would have no depth whatsoever, and a drastically sho… [+] (1 new reply)||11/22/2013 on I'm going to play the...||+1|
|#67 - My thoughts exactly. What the hell song is he playin… [+] (3 new replies)||11/22/2013 on I'm going to play the...||+1|
|#70 - The person that took the man's rabbit and threw it into the ri…||11/22/2013 on This is good man||+1|
|#90 - I'm afraid his acute hashtagplasia has metastasized. …||11/22/2013 on Best Sitcom||+5|
|#85 - Welp I'm off to make a BLT now.||11/22/2013 on Oh My!||+2|
|#104 - That's a solid list right there, sir.||11/21/2013 on Bored? Have Netflix?||+1|
|#185 - I thought everyone in Russia was named Vladimir?||11/19/2013 on Russian ingenuity||+2|
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|#1 - Alpha positive master race. You could also prob… [+] (2 new replies)||11/15/2013 on Male Social Hierarchy||0|
#7 - agrofenlas (11/15/2013) [-]
Gamma positive representative, here to say I fully support your claim. As the social hierarchy must have defined figures of authority, the best claimed personalities to take that throne would indeed be the Alpha race. I don't fully agree that they sit atop all others but that they are best fit to represent the ideal model of society.
|#71 - Sure is bro. [+] (3 new replies)||11/15/2013 on Google asking the big...||+1|
|#42 - My microwave is straight gangsta. [+] (6 new replies)||11/15/2013 on Google asking the big...||+57|
|#148 - Idk what all the butthurt is about. I'm American and I found t…||11/15/2013 on Typical Top Gear...||+7|
|#134 - Bees are ok. All they do is fly around and make honey. They on… [+] (1 new reply)||11/15/2013 on Leave Bees||0|
|#161 - There's actually evidence of ancient nuclear blasts going off.…||11/14/2013 on Truth||0|
|#156 - I was referring to the rabies turning humans into what it turn…||11/14/2013 on Fun even in death||0|
|#61 - I'm curious, what does FJ think would be the most cause of a z… [+] (15 new replies)||11/14/2013 on Fun even in death||+4|
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#104 - Dember (11/14/2013) [-]
"infect humans in a similar way it did animals"
Humans ARE animals. As a matter of fact, we're also mammals - which is pretty much the definition of what rabies affects.
Combine that with the fact that humans and other animals have been swapping diseases around for years - bird flu, swine flu; even mad cow - which sounds a lot funnier when a couple thousand pounds of enraged bovine isn't stumbling around and trying to mangle anything in sight.
Rabies can turn a loving, loyal family dog into a vicious, sickly monster bent on attacking everything around it before its body finally gives out on it and it dies.
"Highly unlikely"? Logically (and terrifyingly), it's really not that far-fetched at all.
#156 - ofmiceandmen (11/14/2013) [-]
I was referring to the rabies turning humans into what it turns animals into. Vicious, bloodthirsty, killers. Rabies in humans just makes a person sick, and can be easily treated. Unlikely because it would entail the virus mutating to an extreme form which is rare.
Did you really think that I don't know humans are animals? What? I'm not 5 years old.
#99 - kureizikitsune (11/14/2013) [-]
There are actually a couple of living "creatures" out there that cause a zombie-like state in a specifically targetted animal. In both cases, the target animal is a specific species of ant. One is a virus that , at the end of its infectious cycle, causes the and to climb to the top of a black of grass, where it waits to be eaten. The second is a fungus that the sports cause the ant to lose the ability to function as an ant, and instead wander aimlessly until it dies, the dead ant becoming food for the blossoming fungus. I will post the vids as content when I find them again.
#73 - Yojimbo (11/14/2013) [-]
> The Disney Corporation is the world's largest commercial entity
> Unbeknownst to the public, they use the massive profits generated by Star Wars Episode 16 and Avengers V: Return of HYDRA to fund illegal genetics research in a secret lab known as "The Disney Vault" deep beneath the Haunted Mansion Ride
> Mouse/ Human and Dog/ Human hybrid creatures are created amongst stacks of unheard of Disney Straight to VHS Sequels
> Creatures escape and infection spreads
> Only ones unaffected are the Zombies that already work at Walmart
#72 - anonymous poster (11/14/2013) [-]
Toxoplasmosis: Toxoplasma Gondii.
Parisite. It infects mice and makes them lose their instincts. A female mouse might not be afraid of cats anymore. A male mouse can actually become horny for cats.
The mice approach the cats and then the parasite infects the cats and continues to evolve in their intestines. They cats become carriers and can infect humans
Infected men can be aggressive, disoriented and mistrusting. It is said that toxoplasma gondii is the cause of many car accidents in eastern europe.
Females, on the other hand, become more loving and outgoing. Being infected during pregnancy may cause still born babies or babies with defection.
Symptons: almost none. Regular flu-like symptoms.
#69 - lolzordz (11/14/2013) [-]
well since there is no virus advanced enough to control a person's mind to the point where they just walk around looking for other hosts to spread to, and it would take a long time and very highly unlikely coincidences until there was..
the only way in my eyes for there to be anyting like a zombie outbreak would be due to man-made biological warfare. specifically designed to act that way..
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|#54 - Because videos don't get near as many thumbs. I agree that a …||11/13/2013 on How?||0|
|#253 - I'm just joking around. Countries don't even have emotions. [+] (1 new reply)||11/12/2013 on America||+1|