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Date Signed Up:5/19/2011
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#14 - I always get the excuse "but I'm too tired". …  [+] (6 new replies) 6 hours ago on Talking 0
User avatar #35 - Awesomecarrot (4 hours ago) [-]
AKA she just doesn't want to. Girls like a sense of self-worth,
which they can't have if they spend their time sending guys
naked pictures of themselves.
#23 - downstrait (5 hours ago) [-]
That's a bad excuse for "I'm not interested enough in you to do it".
#24 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Many girls don't feel comfortable having naked pictures of themselves on people's phones, It could have nothing to do with how interested she is.
User avatar #16 - rachaelturtle (5 hours ago) [-]
Perhaps stop asking
#30 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
plz send your nud plize!!!!!
#17 - ohokay (5 hours ago) [-]
#75 - http://www.slutload.com/watch/Sz6EQaBHdui/Nursie-Chan-Banana.html 7 hours ago on A Graphical Approach to... +3
#144 - Picture 05/25/2012 on If Video Games Came With... +8
#61 - Increase daily exercise, decrease caloric intake, get lots of … 05/25/2012 on Time 0
#59 - The Four Pillars of Getting in Shape: 1. Sleep 2. Weig… 05/25/2012 on Time 0
#31 - Ah, I remember like it was yesterday. I was flipping through … 05/25/2012 on This Was 8 Years Ago 0
#12 - Correct response: "If your gf also brings a friend". 05/25/2012 on The third wheel +2
#5379 - 5,351 comments? Holy shit... 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES +1
#101 - You guys are fucking awesome. 05/23/2012 on Never lost. +1
#49 - To every broken heart in here  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Never lost. +3
User avatar #50 - TheHaloGuy (05/23/2012) [-]
Love was once a part, but now it's disappeared
User avatar #62 - devilspecter (05/23/2012) [-]
She told me that it's all a part of the choices that your making
User avatar #63 - TheHaloGuy (05/23/2012) [-]
Even when you think you're right
User avatar #77 - flodrum (05/23/2012) [-]
dude i freakin love that song, man im just thinking of middle school all over again

sorry i forgot most of the lyrics, and im not going to go and look them up, i feel like idk i should only contribute if i knew it from memory haha
User avatar #87 - TheHaloGuy (05/23/2012) [-]
Haha, don't worry about it, it had to end some time or we would have ended up writing the whole song xD
User avatar #101 - offspring (05/23/2012) [-]
You guys are fucking awesome.
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User avatar #17 - nightingale (01/06/2012) [-]
I still don't know how to do that Cookies thing. :/
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#19 to #18 - offspring (01/07/2012) [-]
Hahaha, just click "accept cookies" and watch them come spewing out of your printer! ;D
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#20 to #19 - nightingale (01/07/2012) [-]
You need to come to my house and do this for me. I will forever be in decline cookie mode. :/
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User avatar #21 to #20 - offspring (01/08/2012) [-]
Lol, you're only like 2 hours away, so getting there isn't a problem. Now getting cookies to spray out of your printer might be a little tough XD
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User avatar #22 to #21 - nightingale (01/08/2012) [-]
That is a rather big challenge!! You can do it!!
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#3 - randomlyici (07/01/2011) [-]
Funnyjunk isn't letting me reply in the original thread.
Funnyjunk isn't letting me reply in the original thread.
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#4 to #3 - offspring (07/02/2011) [-]
The war shall continue here!
The war shall continue here!
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#5 to #4 - randomlyici (07/02/2011) [-]
Indeed it shall and it will be epic!
Indeed it shall and it will be epic!
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User avatar #16 to #15 - offspring (09/04/2011) [-]
Lol, fuck, the images are expiring so I can't see what I've posted, guess I lose. XD
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#1 - anonymous (06/27/2011) [-]
Haha Christfag believes is magic and toothfairies and Santa. Y u so mad breh? I know that angry little anon is you too.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - offspring (06/27/2011) [-]
Lol, I'm not mad bro, and I wasn't that anon, although I do have to say his points were quite interesting ;]
 
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