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octopusafrican

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Video Games Played: CS:GO
Date Signed Up:10/29/2011
Last Login:10/27/2015
Location:Georgia USA
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#14 - Say that in Georgia, excluding inner-Atlanta. 09/22/2015 on Black Chuck E Cheeses 0
#66 - I'm probably the only one who thought of this, but then again,… 09/04/2015 on (untitled) +1
#337 - Innocent until proven guilty my ass. You sit in jail waiting t… 09/02/2015 on PSA +6
#18 - Picture 08/23/2015 on (untitled) +4
#22 - "Misdemeanor manslaughter" I drove a truck … 08/22/2015 on Anon has proof +1
#132 - *cough* 08/15/2015 on Ferguson extreme sport athlete 0
#48 - Why is there no "grind" option then? Can't explain that. 08/14/2015 on This or that? +2
#94 - sorry im autism  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Anon made it +1
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#95 - destismad (08/13/2015) [-]
Hi autism, I'm dad.
#89 - no i just made this up for notes  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Anon made it +11
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#92 - destismad (08/13/2015) [-]
no it wasn't i just made this up for notes*
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#94 - octopusafrican (08/13/2015) [-]
sorry im autism
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#95 - destismad (08/13/2015) [-]
Hi autism, I'm dad.
#24 - Oh come on, Fry isn't more retarded than Mom's kids. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Ring +1
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#25 - dovahnon (08/13/2015) [-]
What they do to take Fry's money is pretty funny. I love futurama too

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#17 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
Got any more piercings? Or tattoos
Got any more piercings? Or tattoos
User avatar #18 to #17 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
I have a few tattoos. Diamond on my hand, script on my collarbone "Nobody prays for the heartless", Thunderfury from WoW on my right calf, custom drawing from when I was on heroin on my right arm.

Used to have 00 plugs and snakebites, and really long hair lol.

Ummm, I want my septum done, too.


ayyyy
#19 to #18 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
Sweet jesus
Sweet jesus
#20 to #19 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
I post **** like this on Facebook just to make my friends uncomfortable. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
#21 to #20 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh my. I'm far from uncomfortable
Oh my. I'm far from uncomfortable
#22 to #21 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
.......but then there's also this side of my life that I....don't like to talk about.

how u feel
#23 to #22 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
you're really cute..
you're really cute..
User avatar #24 to #23 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
You too. why are we on funnyjunk?
User avatar #25 to #24 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
Because we're losers? **** if I know
#26 to #25 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
I don't think you understand, I really am a loser.
#27 to #26 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
Turtle power
User avatar #29 to #27 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
I wish I could've come up with that on my own tho. TMNT is my **** , hahaha
User avatar #28 to #27 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport I'm very unoriginal. I can only listen to bassboosted music or...the usual stuff I listen to, now. I'm in the middle of a very awkward transition from **** like The Ghost Inside, ADTR, etc. to...this. And I can't stop myself ://///
User avatar #30 to #28 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
It's like you're trying to make yourself look bad. And you're doing a terrible job
User avatar #31 to #30 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
Hahahaha, well thank you for accepting me.
User avatar #32 to #31 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
I accept everyone
User avatar #33 to #32 - octopusafrican (05/24/2015) [-]
That's beautiful. I wish I could do the same, but sometimes people are dicks.
User avatar #34 to #33 - yourbutthurt (05/24/2015) [-]
I accept people that are assholes. Doesn't mean I like them.
User avatar #5 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
Pussy faggot
User avatar #7 to #6 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
Pussy faggot
User avatar #8 to #7 - octopusafrican (01/27/2015) [-]
Cocktease
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
Pussy faggot
User avatar #10 to #9 - octopusafrican (01/27/2015) [-]
can i suck your dick or is this just gonna continue forever
User avatar #11 to #10 - davidavidson (01/27/2015) [-]
Pussy faggot
User avatar #12 to #11 - octopusafrican (03/12/2015) [-]
You know I still love you, right?
User avatar #13 to #12 - davidavidson (03/12/2015) [-]
You know you are a Pussy faggot right?
User avatar #16 to #13 - octopusafrican (04/28/2015) [-]
You seriously didn't even pussy faggot me for my birthday?

Seriously dude, you're a ******* asshole.
User avatar #15 to #13 - octopusafrican (04/03/2015) [-]
New month, ******* .
User avatar #14 to #13 - octopusafrican (03/12/2015) [-]
Yes, retard.
#2 - cloudpawtwo (01/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for deleting it, most people would leave it up and take the ten or so thumbs.
User avatar #3 to #2 - octopusafrican (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm just not about that life. **** thumbs if it's something that's been beaten into the ground, lol. Actually, **** thumbs in general - I'm here for funny, not appendages. Hahaha.
#4 to #3 - cloudpawtwo (01/16/2015) [-]
>not being here for imaginary points   
   
What are you? Some kind of casual?
>not being here for imaginary points

What are you? Some kind of casual?
User avatar #1 - dragx (01/30/2014) [-]
Was that you in the video you posted?
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