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Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
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#30 - We're going to get stuck soon unless we crack quantum computing.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Be a bird 0
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#31 - ridivey (08/02/2015) [-]
good ol' white coats will figure it out
they always do eventually
#60 - franzharper (08/02/2015) [-]
well they let three monkeys move a robot with their brains
#235 - Theoretically, yes 8 4gb sticks are faster than 4 8gb sticks. … 08/01/2015 on Building a pc +1
#231 - Just use then post what you plan to build somewhere to double… 08/01/2015 on Building a pc +2
#5 - You would think in the vacuum of space, the lack of pressure c… 07/31/2015 on Deeep +4
#17 - You forgot obama has been pres since 2008 though. Although he…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Gubbint +2
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#41 - thegoblingamer (07/30/2015) [-]
False, 2009.
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#19 - Tusura (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm saying the US Debt raised 2.3 trillion from 2012 till 2015.

I dunno what it was during the bush era, but I'm going to assume inflation has a part in the ever growing debt that is crippling the US nation.
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#21 - tandemwarelephant (07/30/2015) [-]
did you really expect it to go down magically as soon as obama became president? Cmon be realistic. Things are going to get a hell of a lot worse before they ever get better.
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#22 - Tusura (07/30/2015) [-]
I never said anything about expecting it to go down.

I expect it to go up.
That's what inflation does. It makes values increase.
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#23 - tandemwarelephant (07/30/2015) [-]
>Currently at 18.628 trillion.

>up 2.3 Trillion dollars in 3 years.

>Thanks Obama.

>You
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#24 - Tusura (07/30/2015) [-]
Yep.

The Thanks Obama is a joke. It's been around for years.

I'm not actually blaming Obama for anything. He's a scapegoat. Congress is to blame.
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#25 - tandemwarelephant (07/30/2015) [-]
Thought you were being serious. Glad were on the same page.
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#26 - Tusura (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm hardly ever serious about anything except domestic abuse and medical issues.
#9 - Still preferable to Hil-dog 07/29/2015 on It really can't 0
#21 - Picture 07/29/2015 on Blown the fuck out, +4
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Master Spy +11
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#9 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (07/28/2015) [-]
last post no one posted source, thank you kind sir.
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#8 - bcsaint (07/28/2015) [-]
okay.... well.... i know what im doing after work
#10 - imjared (07/28/2015) [-]
my exact thoughts
#8 - You're missing out if you've never gotten drunk on a boat.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/27/2015 on NPC Companions in real life +10
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#9 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
Why the fuck would you go off and get drunk on a boat.

There's like, 10 times better places to go off and get drunk, plus there's 100 times more better things to do with the boat you own. The possibilities are endless.
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#37 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
Every time I've gone drinking on a boat, at least one person remains sober to drive the boat and babysit the people the get to have fun

it's a very commonplace practice
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#38 - thatoneiranianguy (07/28/2015) [-]
Nobody has still told me why it's so great though.

The general answer I always get is: "omg it's amazing to get drunk on a boat!" when to the average person that sounds fucking retarded.
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#40 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
It's almost like trying to explain to someone why a computer game is so much fun when they don't have a computer and all they've ever played is shoots and ladders


drinking with friends is fun because shenanigans ensue
spending a day out on a lake with friends is fun because shenanigans ensue
drinking with friends all day long out on a lake is exponentially better because it multiplies the shenanigans
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#23 - articulate (07/27/2015) [-]
I have indeed heard drinking on a boat is a great time.
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#24 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
Drinking, sure, getting drunk on a boat is a whole different scenario - that is what I don't see the appeal of as it doesn't make sense.
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#25 - articulate (07/27/2015) [-]
Well, being drunk is usually what follows drinking...
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#26 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you drink way too much.
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#28 - articulate (07/28/2015) [-]
Merely semantics then. My idea of drunk is a comfortable drunkness that I get from not that many drinks. Getting drunk drunk isn't really fun regardless of where you are.
#17 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Being shitfaced on open water is an experience you have to try. But remember, always have a sober driver.
#12 - acksl (07/27/2015) [-]
so a) what are those things you could do on a boat
and b) getting drunk on a boat is fucking amazing it's at least two times better than being sober on a boat, which in itself is pretty awesome already
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#19 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
What exactly is so amazing about being fucked up on a boat?

Maybe I'm just a boring little fuck and don't see the appeal to begin with - mostly because I don't care about getting drunk to begin with. So that may be it.
#39 - acksl (07/28/2015) [-]
Nah dude, you're not boring if you don't like to get drunk. For someone who does however it's great. You got your friends with you, the sun is shining, if you fall you don't get hurt you just get wet, if you get wet you're immediately a little more awake because sometimes while drinking you get a little sleepy , you're out in the open with noone complaining if you get a little too loud, if your boat is a little bigger you can do flips from the top of the boat. Basically it's all the good times you could have on a boat but it's a little more fun because you're drunk.
also sea shanties
#99 - Damn, here its 30$ for 1.75L of everclear, but only $10 for th… 07/24/2015 on Sneaking In Vodka 0