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#14 - Don't forget weed isn't even natural. Its been crossbred and f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on TYPICAL FEMINIST SCUM 0
User avatar #15 - astraldeity (11/06/2013) [-]
Cross bred with other strains of cannabis. Kinda like how you were the product of cross bred humans. Assuming you have a high school education or more. You are 30 times smarter than your great great great great grandparents. just a little theory
#11 - Just because something is natural doesn't mean its safe. Jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2013 on TYPICAL FEMINIST SCUM +11
#13 - teamfortressposter (11/05/2013) [-]
Think im going to have to bring this one out a couple more times on this post

URANIUM ISN'T SAFE EITHER

it's a joke
User avatar #14 - oceanmist (11/05/2013) [-]
Don't forget weed isn't even natural. Its been crossbred and fucked with so many times and is like 30 times stronger than natural weed.
User avatar #15 - astraldeity (11/06/2013) [-]
Cross bred with other strains of cannabis. Kinda like how you were the product of cross bred humans. Assuming you have a high school education or more. You are 30 times smarter than your great great great great grandparents. just a little theory
#8 - saw this coming a mile away 11/05/2013 on Emma Watson topless +9
#1 - Usher can't rape the willing 11/05/2013 on amanda +65
#7 - Its a fake iphone from china that costs about $10. It only sh… 11/04/2013 on Oh China! +3
#8 - Instinct. Its our most vulnerable moment where tigers and shi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on I'm sorry, what? 0
User avatar #19 - fuckilostthegame (11/04/2013) [-]
"tigers and shit"
ever see Zombieland
#4 - 3.99 is ridiculously cheap for bluecrabs. 11/03/2013 on ONLY 3.99 !!! 0
#17 - Picture 11/02/2013 on Oct 31 +10
#7 - Nope we've got a larger Economy by quite a bit. And China may… 11/01/2013 on Mother Russia is always #1 +3
#5 - How? We have a larger economy, and a larger more advanced mili…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Mother Russia is always #1 +3
User avatar #6 - jabadagriffins (11/01/2013) [-]
China has a larger economy and military, just the woman's army in China is somewhere around 311,000,000 people, technology does not equal superiority look at Vietnam.
User avatar #35 - ronyx (11/02/2013) [-]
But how could China even manage to support such big army during a war? I mean, it's a whole different story to be able to maintain an army for the duration of the war, since you have to feed them, accommodate them and more importantly arm them.
User avatar #66 - hydraetis (11/02/2013) [-]
Russia managed it in WWII.
User avatar #67 - ronyx (11/02/2013) [-]
You have to take into account the huge number of casualties, plus it was so much easier to arm soldiers back then than it is now. Unless you want to arm your soldiers like a guerrilla would be armed.
User avatar #90 - hydraetis (11/02/2013) [-]
My point was the fact that only half of Russia's army had weapons and yet they were able to push the Western front solo while the Eastern front required all of the Allies.
User avatar #91 - ronyx (11/02/2013) [-]
They had the advantage of their home winter.
User avatar #92 - hydraetis (11/02/2013) [-]
That was only for the initial German invasion of Russia. It's not like their winter continued for the rest of the war and followed their army as they pushed forward.

Although that would have been fucking awesome.
User avatar #7 - oceanmist (11/01/2013) [-]
Nope we've got a larger Economy by quite a bit. And China may have more people in their army, but we have vastly more naval power, air power, armor, large scale ordinance ect. Not to mention better logistics. You think we spend 3 times a much as china but they still have more military might than us?
#9 - My roomate is black, I tried to get him to go as zimmerman and… 11/01/2013 on Trayvon Halloween +66
#32 - Is that jason segel 11/01/2013 on Disco 0
#138 - Thought it said who do you call the night before Halloween. I … 11/01/2013 on Wait, No One Else Does 0
#20 - To be fair, they are milk chocolate covered 11/01/2013 on my halloween candy 0
#17 - fuck i can't even hit a nail normally. 11/01/2013 on nailed it 0
#41 - True, they could save your life. You'd have to be shot by sma… 10/29/2013 on Looks Badass +3
#33 - If they worked, why don't major military powers use them? Russ…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Looks Badass -2
User avatar #39 - drldrl (10/29/2013) [-]
They work for blocking one round, but they'd still give you a concussion from the force. Better than being dead though. But it does easily deflect small shrapnel, dirt, dust, etc.
The reason the US doesn't use them is because they make you look menacing, which is something they don't want in the already hostile countries they've been in lately.
#32 - Okay, you've got a few things wrong here. First, only the top…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Looks Badass +3
User avatar #34 - redtooth (10/29/2013) [-]
That is possible; all my knowledge stems from having seen one on a show like Auction Hunters and seeing an expert talk about it and from what I've seen on Wikipedia. I'm not saying they should be used and that they don't have drawback (since most militaries/riot police don't use it, it's obvious that the drawbacks outbalance the use), but I don't think it's fair to say "bullets cut through them like cheese" - if you were shot in the face, they could still potentially save your life.
User avatar #41 - oceanmist (10/29/2013) [-]
True, they could save your life. You'd have to be shot by small arms fire above the nose so it doesn't deflect into your neck, and not near the eyes either. I guess I should have said "For a military conflict, bullets go through them like cheese" since they do have a bit of use against criminals/ect. who are going to have pistols. I'd just rather have a helmet which is going to give you 80% of the protection with less of the drawbacks.
#11 - I'm not, since bullets go through them like cheese. They are …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Looks Badass -1
User avatar #13 - redtooth (10/29/2013) [-]
This is bullshit. Ballistic face masks can protect from a .44 Magnum SHJP bullet.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_armor#Performance_standards

Ballistic masks are a IIIA class in armor level.
User avatar #32 - oceanmist (10/29/2013) [-]
Okay, you've got a few things wrong here. First, only the top quality, privately manufactured ballistic masks are IIIA. The ones used by the US government, mostly by DEA, and rarely at that, are rated IIA, and only recently upgraded to level II. You think the taiwanese government has even better quality masks?
Even level II and IIIA masks have trouble dealing with small arms fire. Yes, it might stop a SJHP .44, but do you know what that stands for? Semi jacketed hollow point, which is the worst penetrating type of bullet possible.

So even the small pistol caliber bullets it might stop,are going to break bones in your face and give you a concussion and possibly brain damage from hydrostatic shock. So you get very little protection from bulky and limiting armor, when shots to the head are the most uncommon in firefights. Theres a reason no major military government uses this type of mask.
User avatar #34 - redtooth (10/29/2013) [-]
That is possible; all my knowledge stems from having seen one on a show like Auction Hunters and seeing an expert talk about it and from what I've seen on Wikipedia. I'm not saying they should be used and that they don't have drawback (since most militaries/riot police don't use it, it's obvious that the drawbacks outbalance the use), but I don't think it's fair to say "bullets cut through them like cheese" - if you were shot in the face, they could still potentially save your life.
User avatar #41 - oceanmist (10/29/2013) [-]
True, they could save your life. You'd have to be shot by small arms fire above the nose so it doesn't deflect into your neck, and not near the eyes either. I guess I should have said "For a military conflict, bullets go through them like cheese" since they do have a bit of use against criminals/ect. who are going to have pistols. I'd just rather have a helmet which is going to give you 80% of the protection with less of the drawbacks.
User avatar #15 - doooublebaass (10/29/2013) [-]
You might not die, but it'll still cave your face in pretty badly. You'd probably be okay at a half decent range against a .22 or a 9mm, but any bigger and it's going to fuck you up badly enough that you're not going to be useful anyway.

Unlike a bullet proof vest, they don't protect you enough to make up for their restrictions (Muffling sound you make, restrcting your eyesight etc) so they're not standard issue.
User avatar #17 - redtooth (10/29/2013) [-]
That's fair enough, but to say that bullets go through them like cheese is ridiculous.
#10 - Too bad they're pretty worthless, they block breathing and per…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Looks Badass +1
User avatar #23 - mrblueftw (10/29/2013) [-]
No they dont, Its pretty effective at blocking small pistol rounds and shrapnel. If its easy to penetrate then why would they buy it?
User avatar #33 - oceanmist (10/29/2013) [-]
If they worked, why don't major military powers use them? Russia is the only one that has one, and its a different design, and i've heard they stopped using it. Plus if you get shot below the nose with pistol low velocity rounds(which are the only thing it stops) they can deflect down into your neck.
User avatar #39 - drldrl (10/29/2013) [-]
They work for blocking one round, but they'd still give you a concussion from the force. Better than being dead though. But it does easily deflect small shrapnel, dirt, dust, etc.
The reason the US doesn't use them is because they make you look menacing, which is something they don't want in the already hostile countries they've been in lately.
User avatar #18 - robbiemcbiscuit (10/29/2013) [-]
dont underestimate psychological effect during combat though.
#9 - "My mom is dead" "I guess that explains why…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Should I? +30
#15 - matthewboss (10/29/2013) [-]
Such a good/crap movie
#16 - lokkeduen (10/29/2013) [-]
crap? i know what you mean but no no
#10 - chocolatehotdog (10/29/2013) [-]
#15 - Busch Gardens Williamsburg, Curseof DarKastle. I should make …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on When people bitch about our... +1
#16 - zepherius (10/29/2013) [-]
if you do, come back to this comment and link me to it, im not on much but when i am i will look at it
#6 - Picture 10/29/2013 on Harry Pooter +1
#11 - I used to think that was bad, until I worked at a theme park. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on When people bitch about our... +1
#14 - zepherius (10/29/2013) [-]
i love you (random picture, cuz whatever)
#15 - oceanmist (10/29/2013) [-]
Busch Gardens Williamsburg, Curseof DarKastle. I should make some OC of the stories I have from there.
#16 - zepherius (10/29/2013) [-]
if you do, come back to this comment and link me to it, im not on much but when i am i will look at it
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#263 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
GIVE ME ASS
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User avatar #252 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey man long time no speak, how you been ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Not bad. Gave up items though. You?
User avatar #254 to #253 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Well I was good but now Im sad :(

why do all the good people go ?
User avatar #255 to #254 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Dunno, after I lost my toastformer I just kinda gave up :/ And then there was that day where 20 or so people quit all at once. Did a little after but just wasn't as cool as back when throwing stars were big items and thumb swords were crazy rare. Those were the good days.
User avatar #257 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
dude WTF ? how why ? what ?
#256 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this fucker, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(   
   
19k to go
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this fucker, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(

19k to go
User avatar #258 to #256 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah thats the worst, I've got no problem waiting for rare items but having to capcha for hours... not my thing.
User avatar #259 to #258 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I almost went insane getting the leprechaun....seriously My head was spinning from looking at the screen & I was going dizzy
User avatar #260 to #259 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that was the last time I did items, tried for a while then realized it wasn't much fun. and yeah, the rare spike I wasn't using it, figured you'd get more use out of it. Take care, thats one of my favorites.
#261 to #260 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques   
   
I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these   
   
I mean seriously ?
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques

I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these

I mean seriously ?
User avatar #249 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude i cant accept that, its worth to much and we all lost today :)
User avatar #250 to #249 - oceanmist (03/17/2013) [-]
Hah if you say so man. At the very least I kept back a couple coins just in case so I don't feel too bad.
User avatar #251 to #250 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
sell the card, its worth like 25k Rits :D
#247 - wetvssmjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #248 to #247 - oceanmist (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#243 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
nice dude :D
User avatar #244 to #243 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
its... its... beautiful
You sir are a gentleman
#245 to #244 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
happy to help
here
have a wallpaper :3
#246 to #245 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
Thats actually pretty cool.  I'm gonna use that
Thats actually pretty cool. I'm gonna use that
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User avatar #222 to #221 - oceanmist (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have paypal?
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User avatar #207 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I dunno, like $10?
User avatar #208 to #207 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
$10 if i get to keep the DGT
User avatar #209 to #208 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
hmm, I like DGT
User avatar #210 to #209 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Well if i sold all my items i was going to see if discord would trade me some filly eggs for it because it would be funny. But throw in some extra and you can have it.
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User avatar #211 to #210 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
do you know how many total items you have?
User avatar #213 to #211 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
it was like 8k at last count, a few days ago. Do i need to count again?
User avatar #215 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I can maybe do 12 if you put in DGT
User avatar #216 to #215 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah i'd need 15 with DGT
User avatar #217 to #216 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
dayum, I'll have to consider that
User avatar #218 to #217 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Alright let me know. Also will include rare spike item not on my profile right now.
User avatar #214 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
no, I was just wondering if you knew
User avatar #205 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
how much for all the items
User avatar #206 to #205 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Idk send an offer
User avatar #204 - khl (09/16/2012) [-]
If you can get me an Iron chest key...then you can have the silver bar
User avatar #220 to #204 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry man i already got one
User avatar #196 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Bro, you almost accidentally gifted me all that shit, you're lucky I'm not a jackass XD.
User avatar #197 to #196 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm an idiot. Thanks for being awesome lol.
User avatar #199 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Resend it though, I'll take it :D
#198 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
No problem, I couldn't live with myself if I accepted that XD
User avatar #200 to #198 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah okay. Throwing in a FJ pony because you're that awesome.
User avatar #202 to #200 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man ^_^

And watch out in the future about that, when I saw the first trade I was like "wut".
User avatar #203 to #202 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah man much appreciated.
User avatar #178 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
I saw you didn't have Orc Bones, and I just got 2. I saw you had 4 VeloSIRaptors, and I had 0. Let's fix that.
User avatar #180 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
got another one for you
User avatar #181 to #180 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Nice catch, thanks!
User avatar #179 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
hah thanks
User avatar #165 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Hey, check your item trades. I'm returning the favor.
User avatar #166 to #165 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Hah I like you man. Sending something your way, I think you'll like it.
User avatar #167 to #166 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
You're awesome. brb checking if you don't have something I have dups of.
User avatar #168 to #167 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
... It appears you have everything I have dups of. Next time a sandwich gun drops I'll get two.
User avatar #169 to #168 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Lol okay. Man you've had a heck of a day item collecting huh?
#170 to #169 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Well let's see my spoils of the day...
#171 to #170 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
And on the second page...
User avatar #172 to #171 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd say thats a solid day lol
User avatar #173 to #172 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, got sent home for the week from a concussion so I've had a lot of time to gather some items.
User avatar #174 to #173 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #175 to #174 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, there goes my 2012 highlight tape for football. I'm on the bench until winter term. Plus I'm a senior, so it sucks in every single way. Plus I won't do as well in classes because I'm all messed up.
User avatar #176 to #175 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Thats rough man. What do you play? Used to be a tight end in high school a couple years ago but was never fast or big enough keep playing in college.
User avatar #177 to #176 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Left Guard, DT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH3HBrU1Txo if you want to see last year's tape.
User avatar #163 - namtheham (09/13/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #164 to #163 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
sorry my internet was/is doing funny things
User avatar #154 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
What can I give you for the hoof?
User avatar #155 to #154 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
3 hoofs, scythe, and both swords for DGT? or offer
User avatar #156 to #155 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Anything else? DGT was a present from Revenge when he was quitting earlier today :(
User avatar #157 to #156 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lucky you then! Can't blame you for wanting to hold onto it. But sorry, you don't have much else that i'm missing
User avatar #158 to #157 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Do you have a steam account? Perhaps you could find a game of your choice in your library mysteriously...
User avatar #159 to #158 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lol i would but i can't get steam to run on this computer and my best laptop is broken at the moment
User avatar #160 to #159 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
So there's absolutely nothing I can do? D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually I'd trade it for your dragon statue + some cookies.
User avatar #162 to #161 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
:DDDDDDD <3
User avatar #150 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
can u roll 3 here... i just wanna see something
User avatar #151 to #150 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 346**
User avatar #153 to #151 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 563** just want to see something
User avatar #152 to #151 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 904** oh wait i forgot to enter my hax to give me 3 7's
User avatar #117 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if you want to gamble for gay ingots... the only thing i would gamble them for right now is the 2 items i lost and pony hoof
User avatar #118 to #117 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Nah I'm never this lucky, i just feel like i keep pushing it. No way i win three times
User avatar #119 to #118 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
fine would you do it for pony hoof and cupcake? or pony hoof and sheep egg?
User avatar #120 to #119 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hoof and egg?
User avatar #121 to #120 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright
User avatar #122 to #121 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7**
User avatar #125 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
please explain to me how you are always rolling 7...
User avatar #127 to #125 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hey it was 8,7,7
User avatar #130 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
look at the comments
User avatar #131 to #130 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh that was the other guy. Yeah i don't know what to tell you
User avatar #132 to #131 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
roll 1 here right now... and i swear to god if that is 7... i am going to fuckin flip a shit right now... if u are somehow cheating the system idk what i am going to do but something is going to be done
User avatar #134 to #132 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 9** lol
User avatar #135 to #134 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
... well if u were cheating the system you would be able to change to whatever number you want... but you would pick 7 so it would not be too high all the time and it looks fair... but tell me the truth... wtf is going on?
User avatar #136 to #135 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
If I was cheating the system I could do alot better job then that. I'd have other people roll first so when they roll a two or one i would roll a three and four and make it look close, not roll the same semi-high number 3 times, and risk losing to a higher number. People occasionally roll trips and i just did it in three rolls.
User avatar #137 to #136 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
but you could do it this way to make it seem like you are not scamming...
User avatar #138 to #137 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
well either way, I'm not scamming. I've never heard of anybody being able to fake rolls.
User avatar #139 to #138 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
well i don't know what to say because i can't really get proof but... this is some weird shit that is pissing me the fuck off
User avatar #140 to #139 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
tell you what, I'll offer you redemption. We roll one more time and if you win you don't have to send me the ingots. For the lulz, if Somebody rolls a 7 they automatically lose. Deal?
User avatar #141 to #140 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright you first
User avatar #148 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
You won... and you were rolling to win something, the right to keep your ingots, which i DIDN'T have to offer you. Just because you have shit luck on 3 rolls doesn't mean the other person is hacking and you should rage at them.
User avatar #149 to #148 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
again i can't accuse you without proof... but you could have let me win...
User avatar #146 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
fine forget the 7 rule then
User avatar #147 to #146 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 9** nigga i will lose anyway... this shit ain't fair... and wtf am i rolling for? i don't gte anything if i win... but i will roll to humor myself because i am pissed off about this fucking shit fucking nigger
User avatar #142 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 6**
User avatar #145 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #144 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
wait a minute... the chance of me winning now is the same as if you rolled a 7... if i roll a 7 i automatically lose...
User avatar #143 to #142 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh god please don't rage and say i picked that number because i banned 7
User avatar #129 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
no it was all 7
User avatar #124 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
are you cheating me you fucking nigger?
User avatar #126 to #124 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
lol i swear i don't know what is going on. I almost feel bad. I'm gonna go buy some lotto tickets.
User avatar #128 to #126 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
dude i am not joking... wtf r u doing? idk how u are always rolling 7 but r u cheating the system? i am not fucking joking
User avatar #133 to #128 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Definitly not. If i could fake rolls I'd win alot more item contests and have alot more comment thumbs
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User avatar #105 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
yellow tang vs hoof?
User avatar #106 to #105 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
idk man im starting to push my luck. Anything I don't have you'd be willing to gamble?
User avatar #107 to #106 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
frosted cupcake?
User avatar #108 to #107 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
How much are those?
User avatar #109 to #108 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
they are 20k... but i think kim jong only dropped it yesterday... like the yummy chocolate pie which was only once
User avatar #110 to #109 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** lol okay changing classes so i won't know if I lost for like 10 minutes. so don't think i scammed you if i don't immediately respond
User avatar #113 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if i don't answer it means i went to go eat lunch while waiting
User avatar #112 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i just asked the board and apparently the cupcakes still drop... people have like 10+... do you want 2 kim jong's rare wine instead? cause i have more wines than the cupcakes? your choice
User avatar #114 to #112 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
I've already got a few wines, its fine
User avatar #115 to #114 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
so you want the cupcake or what?
User avatar #116 to #115 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
the cupcake
User avatar #111 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 2**
User avatar #96 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will gamble thumb gear for pony hoof... you roll 1 here?
User avatar #97 to #96 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
anything else? i just got a gear
User avatar #98 to #97 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
either egg or yellow tang?
User avatar #99 to #98 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** sure ill do it for a sheep egg
User avatar #100 to #99 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 4**
User avatar #101 to #100 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
rough luck man. you'll have to send, your prof is private
User avatar #102 to #101 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will sned request... do you want to do same thing again?
User avatar #103 to #102 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
do you have gay ingots you'd gamble?
User avatar #104 to #103 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
not for the pony hoof
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