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Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
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#40 - Wait then what was your comment 19  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on My confession +5
User avatar #541 - qwadah (02/09/2014) [-]
i wrote *roll xx* it was to awkward to let it stay
#2 - TFW the girl you give it to hands it back 02/07/2014 on recycle +10
#11 - Picture 02/06/2014 on McVities Dog Digestives 0
#15 - Yup. So technically its a repost of a repost?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Lazy Bastard +2
User avatar #17 - dalokan (02/06/2014) [-]
Nah, it' would be the same as a bad blowjob
A rip-off
User avatar #36 - jacksipian (02/07/2014) [-]
AH! Dear god, that made me cringe. you motherfucker, I'm gonna thumb you because you got me, but damn!
#69 - Ah okay that makes sense then. I'll admit its probably diffic… 02/06/2014 on Surviving on minimum wage 0
#66 - Jesus where do you live my apt is 385 a month and includes hal…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Surviving on minimum wage 0
#130 - carcassofgorguts (02/06/2014) [-]
Do you live in Montana? My apartment is cheap and it's $675 a month.
User avatar #80 - joeker (02/06/2014) [-]
Where do you live? $600 is very cheap unless you live in bumblefuck (went to school in the south, grew up in NY, lived on the west coast a bit too)
User avatar #68 - Daeiros (02/06/2014) [-]
Batlimore, MD
we are in the top ten in the country for several categories
highest rent
hightest crime
highest car insurance

really nice town
User avatar #180 - revengeforfreeze (02/06/2014) [-]
Car insurance cost or the insurance mney you get for it?
User avatar #181 - Daeiros (02/06/2014) [-]
the cost, i was once quoted over $400 a month
I currently pay a mere $120 and that is liability only on a sedan
User avatar #182 - revengeforfreeze (02/06/2014) [-]
Damn
User avatar #69 - oceanmist (02/06/2014) [-]
Ah okay that makes sense then. I'll admit its probably difficult as shit to live off minimum wage in a city, but its pretty doable everywhere else.
#10 - Guinness doesn't appear in a post. All Irish people on FJ … 02/05/2014 on african lager +6
#9 - That better be kosher beef in those tacos  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Ratfinks and Wigwams +3
#11 - AztecJew (02/05/2014) [-]
you know it boychik
#11 - She should have gone to the talent show as a comedian instead. 02/05/2014 on quads style +1
#7 - Of course its all white people, there's no white club. We had…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Something is very wrong... -1
#11 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the panorama photo took that guys neck and put it on the blue shirt guys already present neck.
#7 - Actually Britain has more violent crime, with more than double…  [+] (24 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Freedom kills people +205
#334 - greensky (02/05/2014) [-]
Britains should greet more muslims
User avatar #287 - whistleandrun (02/05/2014) [-]
We also have far lower murder rates murder seeing as said violent crimes are way less likely to end in a death. I've known friends to be mugged, attacked, have domestic disputes, be involved in gang violence, whatever, but a gun has never been part of it. My friend from Florida has had friends killed by guns in recent years, and knows underage kids that carry guns "for protection".

(The United States homicide rate is around four times higher than the UK's. 67% of all homicides in the United States were conducted using a firearm, compared to 2.4% in th UK.)

tl;dr - I'd rather get mugged than killed.
User avatar #253 - nrhv (02/05/2014) [-]
I'd probably rather be assaulted than murdered.
#265 - cabbagemayhem (02/05/2014) [-]
So, you'd give up a little freedom for that security? Yes? Ok, let's spin the wheel... as it turns out you're also more likely to be murdered without gun rights, you're still going to be raped and assaulted more, and now you can't get your freedom back. Ouch, tough luck. Join us next week on Freedom, Bitches.
User avatar #324 - whistleandrun (02/05/2014) [-]
Also you are allowed to carry small pocket knives in the UK...
#338 - cabbagemayhem (02/06/2014) [-]
You can carry very small knives, like Swiss Army Knives, but it is indeed against the law to carry most types of pocket knives [1].
1. www.gov.uk/find-out-if-i-can-buy-or-carry-a-knife
User avatar #303 - admiralen (02/05/2014) [-]
id rather survive getting robbed than have the freedom to own guns
User avatar #241 - niggernazi (02/05/2014) [-]
its because the amount of muslims is higher in britain
#121 - squeejee (02/05/2014) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! if the British part of funny junk hears you...you'll be red thumbed to hell
User avatar #231 - mattythebeaver (02/05/2014) [-]
It's true though, Britain is violent as fuck in some areas.
#82 - doddythechef (02/05/2014) [-]
Yer england isn't all that great
ever american i talk to is like "i must be so nice out there" its litrally a shit hole with 14 year olds calling you a wanker every day. If your into that by all means come on over
User avatar #41 - babyweewee (02/05/2014) [-]
We're just impatient lovers
#40 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't
User avatar #25 - Faz (02/04/2014) [-]
Britain has such a high violent crime rate due to Britain classing more things as violent crimes than most countries/catching more occurrences on camera than most countries. In America if someone gets attacked on the street it doesn't jump up the crime statistics until someone gets arrested for it but in the UK if someone gets jumped in the streets its likely to be seen on camera and then automatically added to the crime statistics.
#270 - cabbagemayhem (02/05/2014) [-]
They also have more Irish. It doesn't matter. The violent crime rate jumped 20x within a few years following the gun control legislation, and retained it to this day. UK aside, other countries experienced the same results after restricting guns to law abiding citizens.
User avatar #284 - whistleandrun (02/05/2014) [-]
That's fucking bullshit, not enough people owned handguns before they banned them to make that much of a difference. (Around 0.1% of the population at the time were affected by the gun control legislation in the UK in the late 90s that mostly banned handguns)
#337 - cabbagemayhem (02/06/2014) [-]
My mistake, it was more like 2x-5x (sorry, was going off memory) [1], but that's still my point. It doesn't matter if only a few had guns, because the bad guys don't know who they are before they decide to attack someone. And second, violent crime only affects a small percentage of the population as well. The data is extensive and not just limited to your country. I thought everybody knew by now. Run your country the way you want. I'm just saying the crime rate is correlated with gun control, and not so much cameras.

1. www.gun-control-network.org/A018.htm
User avatar #85 - hanabro (02/05/2014) [-]
So the crime rate in Britain is due to disarming the populace, supplemented by your insane 1984 government that the British go along with because they're such big sheep that the Welsh get horny around them.
User avatar #278 - SirFail (02/05/2014) [-]
i actually like all the cameras. Feel safe walking down the street knowing that if i do get mugged ill be able to claim insurance and there is hard evidence of the crime.
User avatar #274 - jaynsilentbob (02/05/2014) [-]
being British i can tell you that the amount of CCTV doesn't disrupt our lives whatsoever. it's only a nuisance if you're planning on committing a crime. Other than that things are just peachy. It's not like we are under constant surveillance, it's only in London where there are loads and if there weren't i don't think anyone would feel safe there.
#123 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
''Sheep''
The fedora is strong with this one.
User avatar #19 - wishingwell (02/04/2014) [-]
studies has also been done about homeless people and how they're treated in major cities in the western world - London was the worst place, with the highest number of assults (like kicking or worse) i found it surprising that it was higher than NY's
User avatar #10 - areialview (02/04/2014) [-]
Like the time when terrorist cut off a soldier's head with a machete? Some friends of mine in the UK told me that
User avatar #14 - sweetbutteryjesus (02/04/2014) [-]
That was pretty disturbing.
#7 - what 02/04/2014 on more religion posts 0
#6 - yeah but its number of extremists. Westboro bastist church and… 02/04/2014 on more religion posts 0
#4 - Heres what he needs 02/03/2014 on Navi Tells Link to Grow Up +23
#102 - semi relate Mostly i just wanted to post it 02/03/2014 on Description. 0
#115 - Yeah I only wanted the broncos to win because of all the bandw…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on I wish this was the half... 0
User avatar #142 - zorororonoa (02/04/2014) [-]
I didn't care too much about who won, I mostly gloated because my friends and I enjoy being assholes to each other, but for it to be such a domination made it super embarrassing. I hardly payed attention to some of the great plays the Seakhawks put down because I was too shocked at how horrible the Broncos did. I doubt many people are gonna remember this as the "Seahawks beat the Broncos" superbowl rather than the, "How the hell did the Broncos do this bad?" superbowl. It's a shame really.
#2 - Nominated. For like the 6th time?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Leonardo DiCaprio at the... +4
#10 - jedimage (02/03/2014) [-]
Actually this is the third time he got nominated for best actor and the fourth time overall.
His first nomination was for best supporting actor in 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape'
#9 - Below that is one round of .303 enfield and above that is what… 02/02/2014 on i see u are gangsta +1
#8 - All wrong, thats 30-06 in a clip for a garand  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on i see u are gangsta +1
User avatar #9 - oceanmist (02/02/2014) [-]
Below that is one round of .303 enfield and above that is what I'm pretty sure is 7.62x39
#42 - Good point 02/02/2014 on Peyton Manning and stuff. 0
#11 - Usually most kids get it from being molested... 02/02/2014 on seems normal to me 0
#226 - I've worked fast food as well as better restaurants and those …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Cocaine and unicorns +1
User avatar #237 - manofparody (02/02/2014) [-]
They were solid wood pallets, not that flimsy shit that most companies use, now.
And it's not just the physical labor, it's the mental fucks that's forced on you. You handle 3 stations by yourself in the middle of rush, and yet you're constantly getting yelled at by your manager for not going faster, who (the manager) is just walking around instead of taking 5 seconds to help put patties down that would immensely help me catch up.

Or Wal-Mart where you spend an hour after you're supposed to leave making the back room spotless for the manager walk-through in the morning, just to have your ass reamed the next day for how unorganized and dirty it looked, even though you got at least 5x more done than dayshift did. Anyone that worked a night at wal-mart that was supposed to be dayshift, would tell you we worked harder than any of those snobby fucks.
Wal-Mart destroyed my back and now I have tons of pain throughout the day. The managers at wal-mart would also put you down as a person until you worked enough for 10 people, only by doing things OSHA would have their ass for. And then when they come around, they act like they care just for the cameras, then turn around and enforce us to do it anyways. Try getting yelled at to do something they just yelled at you not to do, and get yelled at for getting yelled at.
#209 - What? Name one minimum wage job thats physically demanding.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Cocaine and unicorns -3
User avatar #236 - timmywankenobi (02/02/2014) [-]
warehousing,drainage ditch digging, packing and shipping.
User avatar #213 - manofparody (02/02/2014) [-]
Mcdonalds? Wal-mart?
Those 2 places alone wore me the fuck out. At Wal-Mart, I had to lift 80 lbs pallets by myself constantly and stack them to almost twice my height. McDonalds refused to hire more people because they said they had more than they needed, and I had to run 3 stations by myself in the middle of lunch/dinner rush (lockdown) constantly.
You asking that fucking question tells me you're not even old enough to hold a job.
User avatar #226 - oceanmist (02/02/2014) [-]
I've worked fast food as well as better restaurants and those are some of the easiest jobs you can do. Its basically mindless drone work with barely any actual physical labor. Try working in an auto-body shop, or machine shop for a solid day.

Also, 80 lb pallets? Of what?
User avatar #237 - manofparody (02/02/2014) [-]
They were solid wood pallets, not that flimsy shit that most companies use, now.
And it's not just the physical labor, it's the mental fucks that's forced on you. You handle 3 stations by yourself in the middle of rush, and yet you're constantly getting yelled at by your manager for not going faster, who (the manager) is just walking around instead of taking 5 seconds to help put patties down that would immensely help me catch up.

Or Wal-Mart where you spend an hour after you're supposed to leave making the back room spotless for the manager walk-through in the morning, just to have your ass reamed the next day for how unorganized and dirty it looked, even though you got at least 5x more done than dayshift did. Anyone that worked a night at wal-mart that was supposed to be dayshift, would tell you we worked harder than any of those snobby fucks.
Wal-Mart destroyed my back and now I have tons of pain throughout the day. The managers at wal-mart would also put you down as a person until you worked enough for 10 people, only by doing things OSHA would have their ass for. And then when they come around, they act like they care just for the cameras, then turn around and enforce us to do it anyways. Try getting yelled at to do something they just yelled at you not to do, and get yelled at for getting yelled at.
#61 - okay, lets do 324 and 297 100-324 = -224 100 - 297 = -…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Mind Blown 0
#62 - tweetieh (02/02/2014) [-]
impressive, though it suddenly evolved from being "on the top of the head" to "get a fucking calculator" xD
#57 - 100-200 = -100 100 - 200 = -100 -100+-100 = -200 1…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Mind Blown 0
#60 - tweetieh (02/02/2014) [-]
and for numbers that dont end in 0?
User avatar #61 - oceanmist (02/02/2014) [-]
okay, lets do 324 and 297
100-324 = -224
100 - 297 = -197
-224 + -197 = -421
100 - (-421) = 521 <-- red number
-224 * -197 = 44128
521xx + 44128 = 96228
#62 - tweetieh (02/02/2014) [-]
impressive, though it suddenly evolved from being "on the top of the head" to "get a fucking calculator" xD
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#263 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
GIVE ME ASS
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User avatar #252 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey man long time no speak, how you been ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Not bad. Gave up items though. You?
User avatar #254 to #253 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Well I was good but now Im sad :(

why do all the good people go ?
User avatar #255 to #254 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Dunno, after I lost my toastformer I just kinda gave up :/ And then there was that day where 20 or so people quit all at once. Did a little after but just wasn't as cool as back when throwing stars were big items and thumb swords were crazy rare. Those were the good days.
User avatar #257 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
dude WTF ? how why ? what ?
#256 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this fucker, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it &amp; it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(   
   
19k to go
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this fucker, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(

19k to go
User avatar #258 to #256 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah thats the worst, I've got no problem waiting for rare items but having to capcha for hours... not my thing.
User avatar #259 to #258 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I almost went insane getting the leprechaun....seriously My head was spinning from looking at the screen & I was going dizzy
User avatar #260 to #259 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that was the last time I did items, tried for a while then realized it wasn't much fun. and yeah, the rare spike I wasn't using it, figured you'd get more use out of it. Take care, thats one of my favorites.
#261 to #260 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques   
   
I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these   
   
I mean seriously ?
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques

I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these

I mean seriously ?
User avatar #249 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude i cant accept that, its worth to much and we all lost today :)
User avatar #250 to #249 - oceanmist (03/17/2013) [-]
Hah if you say so man. At the very least I kept back a couple coins just in case so I don't feel too bad.
User avatar #251 to #250 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
sell the card, its worth like 25k Rits :D
#247 - wetvssmjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #248 to #247 - oceanmist (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#243 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
nice dude :D
User avatar #244 to #243 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
its... its... beautiful
You sir are a gentleman
#245 to #244 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
happy to help
here
have a wallpaper :3
#246 to #245 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
Thats actually pretty cool.  I'm gonna use that
Thats actually pretty cool. I'm gonna use that
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User avatar #222 to #221 - oceanmist (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have paypal?
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User avatar #207 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I dunno, like $10?
User avatar #208 to #207 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
$10 if i get to keep the DGT
User avatar #209 to #208 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
hmm, I like DGT
User avatar #210 to #209 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Well if i sold all my items i was going to see if discord would trade me some filly eggs for it because it would be funny. But throw in some extra and you can have it.
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User avatar #211 to #210 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
do you know how many total items you have?
User avatar #213 to #211 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
it was like 8k at last count, a few days ago. Do i need to count again?
User avatar #215 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I can maybe do 12 if you put in DGT
User avatar #216 to #215 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah i'd need 15 with DGT
User avatar #217 to #216 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
dayum, I'll have to consider that
User avatar #218 to #217 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Alright let me know. Also will include rare spike item not on my profile right now.
User avatar #214 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
no, I was just wondering if you knew
User avatar #205 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
how much for all the items
User avatar #206 to #205 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Idk send an offer
User avatar #204 - khl (09/16/2012) [-]
If you can get me an Iron chest key...then you can have the silver bar
User avatar #220 to #204 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry man i already got one
User avatar #196 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Bro, you almost accidentally gifted me all that shit, you're lucky I'm not a jackass XD.
User avatar #197 to #196 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm an idiot. Thanks for being awesome lol.
User avatar #199 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Resend it though, I'll take it :D
#198 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
No problem, I couldn't live with myself if I accepted that XD
User avatar #200 to #198 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah okay. Throwing in a FJ pony because you're that awesome.
User avatar #202 to #200 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man ^_^

And watch out in the future about that, when I saw the first trade I was like "wut".
User avatar #203 to #202 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah man much appreciated.
User avatar #178 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
I saw you didn't have Orc Bones, and I just got 2. I saw you had 4 VeloSIRaptors, and I had 0. Let's fix that.
User avatar #180 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
got another one for you
User avatar #181 to #180 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Nice catch, thanks!
User avatar #179 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
hah thanks
User avatar #165 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Hey, check your item trades. I'm returning the favor.
User avatar #166 to #165 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Hah I like you man. Sending something your way, I think you'll like it.
User avatar #167 to #166 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
You're awesome. brb checking if you don't have something I have dups of.
User avatar #168 to #167 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
... It appears you have everything I have dups of. Next time a sandwich gun drops I'll get two.
User avatar #169 to #168 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Lol okay. Man you've had a heck of a day item collecting huh?
#170 to #169 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Well let's see my spoils of the day...
#171 to #170 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
And on the second page...
User avatar #172 to #171 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd say thats a solid day lol
User avatar #173 to #172 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, got sent home for the week from a concussion so I've had a lot of time to gather some items.
User avatar #174 to #173 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #175 to #174 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, there goes my 2012 highlight tape for football. I'm on the bench until winter term. Plus I'm a senior, so it sucks in every single way. Plus I won't do as well in classes because I'm all messed up.
User avatar #176 to #175 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Thats rough man. What do you play? Used to be a tight end in high school a couple years ago but was never fast or big enough keep playing in college.
User avatar #177 to #176 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Left Guard, DT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH3HBrU1Txo if you want to see last year's tape.
User avatar #163 - namtheham (09/13/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #164 to #163 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
sorry my internet was/is doing funny things
User avatar #154 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
What can I give you for the hoof?
User avatar #155 to #154 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
3 hoofs, scythe, and both swords for DGT? or offer
User avatar #156 to #155 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Anything else? DGT was a present from Revenge when he was quitting earlier today :(
User avatar #157 to #156 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lucky you then! Can't blame you for wanting to hold onto it. But sorry, you don't have much else that i'm missing
User avatar #158 to #157 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Do you have a steam account? Perhaps you could find a game of your choice in your library mysteriously...
User avatar #159 to #158 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lol i would but i can't get steam to run on this computer and my best laptop is broken at the moment
User avatar #160 to #159 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
So there's absolutely nothing I can do? D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually I'd trade it for your dragon statue + some cookies.
User avatar #162 to #161 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
:DDDDDDD <3
User avatar #150 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
can u roll 3 here... i just wanna see something
User avatar #151 to #150 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 346**
User avatar #153 to #151 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 563** just want to see something
User avatar #152 to #151 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 904** oh wait i forgot to enter my hax to give me 3 7's
User avatar #117 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if you want to gamble for gay ingots... the only thing i would gamble them for right now is the 2 items i lost and pony hoof
User avatar #118 to #117 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Nah I'm never this lucky, i just feel like i keep pushing it. No way i win three times
User avatar #119 to #118 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
fine would you do it for pony hoof and cupcake? or pony hoof and sheep egg?
User avatar #120 to #119 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hoof and egg?
User avatar #121 to #120 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright
User avatar #122 to #121 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7**
User avatar #125 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
please explain to me how you are always rolling 7...
User avatar #127 to #125 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hey it was 8,7,7
User avatar #130 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
look at the comments
User avatar #131 to #130 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh that was the other guy. Yeah i don't know what to tell you
User avatar #132 to #131 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
roll 1 here right now... and i swear to god if that is 7... i am going to fuckin flip a shit right now... if u are somehow cheating the system idk what i am going to do but something is going to be done
User avatar #134 to #132 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 9** lol
User avatar #135 to #134 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
... well if u were cheating the system you would be able to change to whatever number you want... but you would pick 7 so it would not be too high all the time and it looks fair... but tell me the truth... wtf is going on?
User avatar #136 to #135 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
If I was cheating the system I could do alot better job then that. I'd have other people roll first so when they roll a two or one i would roll a three and four and make it look close, not roll the same semi-high number 3 times, and risk losing to a higher number. People occasionally roll trips and i just did it in three rolls.
User avatar #137 to #136 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
but you could do it this way to make it seem like you are not scamming...
User avatar #138 to #137 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
well either way, I'm not scamming. I've never heard of anybody being able to fake rolls.
User avatar #139 to #138 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
well i don't know what to say because i can't really get proof but... this is some weird shit that is pissing me the fuck off
User avatar #140 to #139 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
tell you what, I'll offer you redemption. We roll one more time and if you win you don't have to send me the ingots. For the lulz, if Somebody rolls a 7 they automatically lose. Deal?
User avatar #141 to #140 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright you first
User avatar #148 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
You won... and you were rolling to win something, the right to keep your ingots, which i DIDN'T have to offer you. Just because you have shit luck on 3 rolls doesn't mean the other person is hacking and you should rage at them.
User avatar #149 to #148 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
again i can't accuse you without proof... but you could have let me win...
User avatar #146 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
fine forget the 7 rule then
User avatar #147 to #146 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 9** nigga i will lose anyway... this shit ain't fair... and wtf am i rolling for? i don't gte anything if i win... but i will roll to humor myself because i am pissed off about this fucking shit fucking nigger
User avatar #142 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 6**
User avatar #145 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #144 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
wait a minute... the chance of me winning now is the same as if you rolled a 7... if i roll a 7 i automatically lose...
User avatar #143 to #142 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh god please don't rage and say i picked that number because i banned 7
User avatar #129 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
no it was all 7
User avatar #124 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
are you cheating me you fucking nigger?
User avatar #126 to #124 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
lol i swear i don't know what is going on. I almost feel bad. I'm gonna go buy some lotto tickets.
User avatar #128 to #126 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
dude i am not joking... wtf r u doing? idk how u are always rolling 7 but r u cheating the system? i am not fucking joking
User avatar #133 to #128 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Definitly not. If i could fake rolls I'd win alot more item contests and have alot more comment thumbs
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User avatar #105 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
yellow tang vs hoof?
User avatar #106 to #105 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
idk man im starting to push my luck. Anything I don't have you'd be willing to gamble?
User avatar #107 to #106 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
frosted cupcake?
User avatar #108 to #107 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
How much are those?
User avatar #109 to #108 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
they are 20k... but i think kim jong only dropped it yesterday... like the yummy chocolate pie which was only once
User avatar #110 to #109 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** lol okay changing classes so i won't know if I lost for like 10 minutes. so don't think i scammed you if i don't immediately respond
User avatar #113 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if i don't answer it means i went to go eat lunch while waiting
User avatar #112 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i just asked the board and apparently the cupcakes still drop... people have like 10+... do you want 2 kim jong's rare wine instead? cause i have more wines than the cupcakes? your choice
User avatar #114 to #112 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
I've already got a few wines, its fine
User avatar #115 to #114 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
so you want the cupcake or what?
User avatar #116 to #115 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
the cupcake
User avatar #111 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 2**
User avatar #96 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will gamble thumb gear for pony hoof... you roll 1 here?
User avatar #97 to #96 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
anything else? i just got a gear
User avatar #98 to #97 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
either egg or yellow tang?
User avatar #99 to #98 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** sure ill do it for a sheep egg
User avatar #100 to #99 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 4**
User avatar #101 to #100 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
rough luck man. you'll have to send, your prof is private
User avatar #102 to #101 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will sned request... do you want to do same thing again?
User avatar #103 to #102 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
do you have gay ingots you'd gamble?
User avatar #104 to #103 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
not for the pony hoof
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