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User avatar #125 - Durp (12/25/2013) [-]
That too, I'll just stick to dogs - oh crap animals are expensive, too.
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They don't have to be. I made my Shepherd a bed by stuffing cotton inside of a weaved blanket, and for food i just ask the butcher for any leftover giblets and bones and such. Walking her once a day costs nothing.
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This was a "he's rich so he can get away with it thing". In Texas they frown upon it more, rather than take the view that you stated, and he'd been in rehab for two years before. As you can see it didn't help any.
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Not the snuke in the snizz!
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#263 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
GIVE ME ASS
#262 - khl has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #252 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey man long time no speak, how you been ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Not bad. Gave up items though. You?
User avatar #254 to #253 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Well I was good but now Im sad :(

why do all the good people go ?
User avatar #255 to #254 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Dunno, after I lost my toastformer I just kinda gave up :/ And then there was that day where 20 or so people quit all at once. Did a little after but just wasn't as cool as back when throwing stars were big items and thumb swords were crazy rare. Those were the good days.
User avatar #257 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
dude WTF ? how why ? what ?
#256 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this 						******					, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it &amp; it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(   
   
19k to go
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this ****** , I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(

19k to go
User avatar #258 to #256 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah thats the worst, I've got no problem waiting for rare items but having to capcha for hours... not my thing.
User avatar #259 to #258 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I almost went insane getting the leprechaun....seriously My head was spinning from looking at the screen & I was going dizzy
User avatar #260 to #259 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that was the last time I did items, tried for a while then realized it wasn't much fun. and yeah, the rare spike I wasn't using it, figured you'd get more use out of it. Take care, thats one of my favorites.
#261 to #260 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques   
   
I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these   
   
I mean seriously ?
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques

I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these

I mean seriously ?
User avatar #249 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude i cant accept that, its worth to much and we all lost today :)
User avatar #250 to #249 - oceanmist (03/17/2013) [-]
Hah if you say so man. At the very least I kept back a couple coins just in case so I don't feel too bad.
User avatar #251 to #250 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
sell the card, its worth like 25k Rits :D
#247 - wetvssmjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #248 to #247 - oceanmist (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#243 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
nice dude :D
User avatar #244 to #243 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
its... its... beautiful
You sir are a gentleman
#245 to #244 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
happy to help
here
have a wallpaper :3
#246 to #245 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
Thats actually pretty cool.  I'm gonna use that
Thats actually pretty cool. I'm gonna use that
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User avatar #222 to #221 - oceanmist (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have paypal?
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User avatar #207 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I dunno, like $10?
User avatar #208 to #207 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
$10 if i get to keep the DGT
User avatar #209 to #208 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
hmm, I like DGT
User avatar #210 to #209 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Well if i sold all my items i was going to see if discord would trade me some filly eggs for it because it would be funny. But throw in some extra and you can have it.
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User avatar #211 to #210 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
do you know how many total items you have?
User avatar #213 to #211 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
it was like 8k at last count, a few days ago. Do i need to count again?
User avatar #215 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I can maybe do 12 if you put in DGT
User avatar #216 to #215 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah i'd need 15 with DGT
User avatar #217 to #216 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
dayum, I'll have to consider that
User avatar #218 to #217 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Alright let me know. Also will include rare spike item not on my profile right now.
User avatar #214 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
no, I was just wondering if you knew
User avatar #205 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
how much for all the items
User avatar #206 to #205 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Idk send an offer
User avatar #204 - khl (09/16/2012) [-]
If you can get me an Iron chest key...then you can have the silver bar
User avatar #220 to #204 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry man i already got one
User avatar #196 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Bro, you almost accidentally gifted me all that **** , you're lucky I'm not a jackass XD.
User avatar #197 to #196 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm an idiot. Thanks for being awesome lol.
User avatar #199 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Resend it though, I'll take it :D
#198 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
No problem, I couldn't live with myself if I accepted that XD
User avatar #200 to #198 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah okay. Throwing in a FJ pony because you're that awesome.
User avatar #202 to #200 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man ^_^

And watch out in the future about that, when I saw the first trade I was like "wut".
User avatar #203 to #202 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah man much appreciated.
User avatar #178 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
I saw you didn't have Orc Bones, and I just got 2. I saw you had 4 VeloSIRaptors, and I had 0. Let's fix that.
User avatar #180 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
got another one for you
User avatar #181 to #180 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Nice catch, thanks!
User avatar #179 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
hah thanks
User avatar #165 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Hey, check your item trades. I'm returning the favor.
User avatar #166 to #165 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Hah I like you man. Sending something your way, I think you'll like it.
User avatar #167 to #166 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
You're awesome. brb checking if you don't have something I have dups of.
User avatar #168 to #167 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
... It appears you have everything I have dups of. Next time a sandwich gun drops I'll get two.
User avatar #169 to #168 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Lol okay. Man you've had a heck of a day item collecting huh?
#170 to #169 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Well let's see my spoils of the day...
#171 to #170 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
And on the second page...
User avatar #172 to #171 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd say thats a solid day lol
User avatar #173 to #172 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, got sent home for the week from a concussion so I've had a lot of time to gather some items.
User avatar #174 to #173 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #175 to #174 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, there goes my 2012 highlight tape for football. I'm on the bench until winter term. Plus I'm a senior, so it sucks in every single way. Plus I won't do as well in classes because I'm all messed up.
User avatar #176 to #175 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Thats rough man. What do you play? Used to be a tight end in high school a couple years ago but was never fast or big enough keep playing in college.
User avatar #177 to #176 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Left Guard, DT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH3HBrU1Txo if you want to see last year's tape.
User avatar #163 - namtheham (09/13/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #164 to #163 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
sorry my internet was/is doing funny things
User avatar #154 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
What can I give you for the hoof?
User avatar #155 to #154 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
3 hoofs, scythe, and both swords for DGT? or offer
User avatar #156 to #155 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Anything else? DGT was a present from Revenge when he was quitting earlier today :(
User avatar #157 to #156 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lucky you then! Can't blame you for wanting to hold onto it. But sorry, you don't have much else that i'm missing
User avatar #158 to #157 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Do you have a steam account? Perhaps you could find a game of your choice in your library mysteriously...
User avatar #159 to #158 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lol i would but i can't get steam to run on this computer and my best laptop is broken at the moment
User avatar #160 to #159 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
So there's absolutely nothing I can do? D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually I'd trade it for your dragon statue + some cookies.
User avatar #162 to #161 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
:DDDDDDD <3
User avatar #150 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
can u roll 3 here... i just wanna see something
User avatar #151 to #150 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 346**
User avatar #153 to #151 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 563** just want to see something
User avatar #152 to #151 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 904** oh wait i forgot to enter my hax to give me 3 7's
User avatar #117 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if you want to gamble for gay ingots... the only thing i would gamble them for right now is the 2 items i lost and pony hoof
User avatar #118 to #117 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Nah I'm never this lucky, i just feel like i keep pushing it. No way i win three times
User avatar #119 to #118 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
fine would you do it for pony hoof and cupcake? or pony hoof and sheep egg?
User avatar #120 to #119 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hoof and egg?
User avatar #121 to #120 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright
User avatar #122 to #121 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7**
User avatar #125 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
please explain to me how you are always rolling 7...
User avatar #127 to #125 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hey it was 8,7,7
User avatar #130 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
look at the comments
User avatar #131 to #130 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh that was the other guy. Yeah i don't know what to tell you
User avatar #132 to #131 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
roll 1 here right now... and i swear to god if that is 7... i am going to ****** flip a **** right now... if u are somehow cheating the system idk what i am going to do but something is going to be done
User avatar #134 to #132 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 9** lol
User avatar #135 to #134 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
... well if u were cheating the system you would be able to change to whatever number you want... but you would pick 7 so it would not be too high all the time and it looks fair... but tell me the truth... wtf is going on?
User avatar #136 to #135 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
If I was cheating the system I could do alot better job then that. I'd have other people roll first so when they roll a two or one i would roll a three and four and make it look close, not roll the same semi-high number 3 times, and risk losing to a higher number. People occasionally roll trips and i just did it in three rolls.
User avatar #137 to #136 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
but you could do it this way to make it seem like you are not scamming...
User avatar #138 to #137 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
well either way, I'm not scamming. I've never heard of anybody being able to fake rolls.
User avatar #139 to #138 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
well i don't know what to say because i can't really get proof but... this is some weird **** that is ******* me the **** off
User avatar #140 to #139 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
tell you what, I'll offer you redemption. We roll one more time and if you win you don't have to send me the ingots. For the lulz, if Somebody rolls a 7 they automatically lose. Deal?
User avatar #141 to #140 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright you first
User avatar #148 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
You won... and you were rolling to win something, the right to keep your ingots, which i DIDN'T have to offer you. Just because you have **** luck on 3 rolls doesn't mean the other person is hacking and you should rage at them.
User avatar #149 to #148 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
again i can't accuse you without proof... but you could have let me win...
User avatar #146 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
fine forget the 7 rule then
User avatar #147 to #146 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 9** ***** i will lose anyway... this **** ain't fair... and wtf am i rolling for? i don't gte anything if i win... but i will roll to humor myself because i am pissed off about this ******* **** ******* ******
User avatar #142 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 6**
User avatar #145 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #144 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
wait a minute... the chance of me winning now is the same as if you rolled a 7... if i roll a 7 i automatically lose...
User avatar #143 to #142 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh god please don't rage and say i picked that number because i banned 7
User avatar #129 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
no it was all 7
User avatar #124 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
are you cheating me you ******* ****** ?
User avatar #126 to #124 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
lol i swear i don't know what is going on. I almost feel bad. I'm gonna go buy some lotto tickets.
User avatar #128 to #126 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
dude i am not joking... wtf r u doing? idk how u are always rolling 7 but r u cheating the system? i am not ******* joking
User avatar #133 to #128 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Definitly not. If i could fake rolls I'd win alot more item contests and have alot more comment thumbs
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User avatar #105 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
yellow tang vs hoof?
User avatar #106 to #105 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
idk man im starting to push my luck. Anything I don't have you'd be willing to gamble?
User avatar #107 to #106 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
frosted cupcake?
User avatar #108 to #107 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
How much are those?
User avatar #109 to #108 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
they are 20k... but i think kim jong only dropped it yesterday... like the yummy chocolate pie which was only once
User avatar #110 to #109 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** lol okay changing classes so i won't know if I lost for like 10 minutes. so don't think i scammed you if i don't immediately respond
User avatar #113 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if i don't answer it means i went to go eat lunch while waiting
User avatar #112 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i just asked the board and apparently the cupcakes still drop... people have like 10+... do you want 2 kim jong's rare wine instead? cause i have more wines than the cupcakes? your choice
User avatar #114 to #112 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
I've already got a few wines, its fine
User avatar #115 to #114 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
so you want the cupcake or what?
User avatar #116 to #115 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
the cupcake
User avatar #111 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 2**
User avatar #96 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will gamble thumb gear for pony hoof... you roll 1 here?
User avatar #97 to #96 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
anything else? i just got a gear
User avatar #98 to #97 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
either egg or yellow tang?
User avatar #99 to #98 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** sure ill do it for a sheep egg
User avatar #100 to #99 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 4**
User avatar #101 to #100 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
rough luck man. you'll have to send, your prof is private
User avatar #102 to #101 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will sned request... do you want to do same thing again?
User avatar #103 to #102 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
do you have gay ingots you'd gamble?
User avatar #104 to #103 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
not for the pony hoof
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