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#154 - Starts tomorrow morning  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Where were you? 0
User avatar #155 - wethelegion (03/02/2014) [-]
Same channel too?
User avatar #157 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah if you check it out theres a countdown on it. 5 hours 10 minutes left
#15 - But she's 60, she doesn't know about the internet. And I don'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #17 - Furubatsu (03/02/2014) [-]
She has 3 children, if at least one of them was a boy, changes are she changed his nappy and voila, another penis at least.
and that's assuming she's never seen another one before marriage/they were swingers/porn/other crazy shennanigans
User avatar #16 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
I find that hard to believe
#11 - Yeah but as a guy I only see dicks I wasn't supposed to, but I…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #12 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
porn son
User avatar #15 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
But she's 60, she doesn't know about the internet. And I don't think they really had much in the way of porn for girls back then. I'm just saying, because i know my 70yo grandma never saw a penis till her wedding day and was terrified. (thanks for that story grandma)
User avatar #17 - Furubatsu (03/02/2014) [-]
She has 3 children, if at least one of them was a boy, changes are she changed his nappy and voila, another penis at least.
and that's assuming she's never seen another one before marriage/they were swingers/porn/other crazy shennanigans
User avatar #16 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
I find that hard to believe
#9 - Just a guess, they didn't slut it up as much as people do now.…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #10 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
You still see dicks and pussies and tits and ass even if you don't want to throughout your life.
We've all seen dicks we weren't supposed to.
User avatar #11 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah but as a guy I only see dicks I wasn't supposed to, but I never get to see tits, pussies, or ass I wasn't supposed to. Maybe its reversed for girls.
User avatar #12 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
porn son
User avatar #15 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
But she's 60, she doesn't know about the internet. And I don't think they really had much in the way of porn for girls back then. I'm just saying, because i know my 70yo grandma never saw a penis till her wedding day and was terrified. (thanks for that story grandma)
User avatar #17 - Furubatsu (03/02/2014) [-]
She has 3 children, if at least one of them was a boy, changes are she changed his nappy and voila, another penis at least.
and that's assuming she's never seen another one before marriage/they were swingers/porn/other crazy shennanigans
User avatar #16 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
I find that hard to believe
#3 - What if it was a perfect dick but her husband just had a weird one.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/01/2014 on (untitled) +299
User avatar #5 - nyxeos (03/01/2014) [-]
Just because she's married with three kids doesn't mean her husband's dick is the only one she's seen.
User avatar #18 - thatscrewedupkid (03/02/2014) [-]
what if all the guys she dated lived near a nuclear power plant
User avatar #9 - oceanmist (03/01/2014) [-]
Just a guess, they didn't slut it up as much as people do now. Unless she was part of the hippy movement.
User avatar #10 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
You still see dicks and pussies and tits and ass even if you don't want to throughout your life.
We've all seen dicks we weren't supposed to.
User avatar #11 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah but as a guy I only see dicks I wasn't supposed to, but I never get to see tits, pussies, or ass I wasn't supposed to. Maybe its reversed for girls.
User avatar #12 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
porn son
User avatar #15 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
But she's 60, she doesn't know about the internet. And I don't think they really had much in the way of porn for girls back then. I'm just saying, because i know my 70yo grandma never saw a penis till her wedding day and was terrified. (thanks for that story grandma)
User avatar #17 - Furubatsu (03/02/2014) [-]
She has 3 children, if at least one of them was a boy, changes are she changed his nappy and voila, another penis at least.
and that's assuming she's never seen another one before marriage/they were swingers/porn/other crazy shennanigans
User avatar #16 - nightmaren (03/02/2014) [-]
I find that hard to believe
#32 - I saw it, had to stay up till 4:00 or so. Now it starts over …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Where were you? +35
User avatar #153 - wethelegion (03/02/2014) [-]
When does gold start and is this true?
User avatar #154 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
Starts tomorrow morning
User avatar #155 - wethelegion (03/02/2014) [-]
Same channel too?
User avatar #157 - oceanmist (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah if you check it out theres a countdown on it. 5 hours 10 minutes left
#35 - biomedic (03/01/2014) [-]
The ride never ends!
#8 - She wasn't mistaken  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Just like the real world. +115
#9 - bluwizard (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but if it looks like something a 5 year old could make with the same materials then it isn't art.
#240 - Granted. Every day you would have felt sick in the slightest h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned 0
User avatar #241 - youreminenow (02/27/2014) [-]
Thank jeebus I'm always healthy.
#3 - Picture 02/27/2014 on Shots fired. +5
#6 - Man she handles that recoil pretty well. 02/27/2014 on spider fail +1
#22 - since nobody's posted it yet 02/27/2014 on I want to die like this 0
#11 - Because its a game and I say its not. Can you elaborate as to …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +6
User avatar #13 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
I'll assume and proceed under the assumption that you're trolling.
Now way one can be this dense.
#142 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
the point of the game is to troll, dude
User avatar #167 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
He doesn't do it the intended way.
#807 - stallioncock (02/28/2014) [-]
You're pretty gay.
#740 - dagreatmax (02/28/2014) [-]
Go back to 9gagguh
User avatar #463 - meganinja (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes he is, you're being the dense one.
User avatar #861 - sinery (02/28/2014) [-]
Or are you the dense one for falling for it?
#9 - No its not.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +9
User avatar #10 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
Elaborate.
User avatar #11 - oceanmist (02/27/2014) [-]
Because its a game and I say its not. Can you elaborate as to why you think they are?
User avatar #13 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
I'll assume and proceed under the assumption that you're trolling.
Now way one can be this dense.
#142 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
the point of the game is to troll, dude
User avatar #167 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
He doesn't do it the intended way.
#807 - stallioncock (02/28/2014) [-]
You're pretty gay.
#740 - dagreatmax (02/28/2014) [-]
Go back to 9gagguh
User avatar #463 - meganinja (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes he is, you're being the dense one.
User avatar #861 - sinery (02/28/2014) [-]
Or are you the dense one for falling for it?
#7 - You now live to be 110 years old and have down syndrome, since…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +136
#8 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
A certain demographic's happiness levels are irrelevant.
User avatar #9 - oceanmist (02/27/2014) [-]
No its not.
User avatar #10 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
Elaborate.
User avatar #11 - oceanmist (02/27/2014) [-]
Because its a game and I say its not. Can you elaborate as to why you think they are?
User avatar #13 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
I'll assume and proceed under the assumption that you're trolling.
Now way one can be this dense.
#142 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
the point of the game is to troll, dude
User avatar #167 - sinery (02/27/2014) [-]
He doesn't do it the intended way.
#807 - stallioncock (02/28/2014) [-]
You're pretty gay.
#740 - dagreatmax (02/28/2014) [-]
Go back to 9gagguh
User avatar #463 - meganinja (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes he is, you're being the dense one.
User avatar #861 - sinery (02/28/2014) [-]
Or are you the dense one for falling for it?
#24 - Several, most of them in Texas. Should I list them?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Horses n' Guns +1
#40 - bonwee (02/27/2014) [-]
really I didn't think most universities would let you do this.
#7 - Having worked for the government, nothing could be more true. 02/26/2014 on Silly Ron 0
#15 - We beat the soviets without firing a shot  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Putin and his crazy thumbs 0
#38 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
...or did you?
#24 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
I don't know why you're getting down thumbed, you're correct. Their nation collapsed.
User avatar #35 - wotterpatch (02/26/2014) [-]
*cough* korea *cough* vietnam *cough* afghanistan *cough*
#19 - wotterpatch (02/25/2014) [-]
#43 - Also you should have got one the wood handguards are gorgeous. 02/25/2014 on Facts about fallout guns 0
#40 - Well no, HK didn't have much input other than round selection,… 02/25/2014 on Facts about fallout guns 0
#34 - 2 things 1. So? That doesn't change anything even if it wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Facts about fallout guns 0
User avatar #36 - karson (02/25/2014) [-]
ah, I read my source wrong. I apologize.
It was made in spain, you are correct. but there was a decent amount of input from H&K when developing the model B.

I'm still kicking myself for not buying a CETME a few years ago when they were much cheaper than they are now.
User avatar #43 - oceanmist (02/25/2014) [-]
Also you should have got one the wood handguards are gorgeous.
User avatar #40 - oceanmist (02/25/2014) [-]
Well no, HK didn't have much input other than round selection, which CETME ultimately ignored, and the fact that many of CETME's engineers were German post WWII refugees with german gun industry ties. Most of the collaboration wasn't until HK licensed the design which they produced as the G3, which later became the hk41/91 series
#29 - Thats funny, because the CETME was made before the HK91 and th…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Facts about fallout guns 0
User avatar #31 - karson (02/25/2014) [-]
that's funny, guess who made the CETME model B? H&K.

that's right, you pompous little twat.
User avatar #34 - oceanmist (02/25/2014) [-]
2 things
1. So? That doesn't change anything even if it was true. The HK91 is still a copy of the CETME model B
2. HK still didn't make it, they had some input but not much. Later HK did build the G3 in collaboration with CETME which was an update of the model B, but the Model B is pretty much all CETME, produced in spain.
User avatar #36 - karson (02/25/2014) [-]
ah, I read my source wrong. I apologize.
It was made in spain, you are correct. but there was a decent amount of input from H&K when developing the model B.

I'm still kicking myself for not buying a CETME a few years ago when they were much cheaper than they are now.
User avatar #43 - oceanmist (02/25/2014) [-]
Also you should have got one the wood handguards are gorgeous.
User avatar #40 - oceanmist (02/25/2014) [-]
Well no, HK didn't have much input other than round selection, which CETME ultimately ignored, and the fact that many of CETME's engineers were German post WWII refugees with german gun industry ties. Most of the collaboration wasn't until HK licensed the design which they produced as the G3, which later became the hk41/91 series
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#19 - And then you realize you already spend every day in front of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Fuck you Bob +28
User avatar #92 - hesrel (02/25/2014) [-]
yes, but you do it because you want, its not about doing something, its about choosing what you want to do
#61 - To answer the first question, its just that somalian children … 02/25/2014 on Muwi +3
#52 - Its a handheld darkness eliminator, not a handheld lonliness e… 02/25/2014 on Rooty tooty pointy shooty +1
#51 - Whenever I see the words "designers" and "conce…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Muwi +36
User avatar #215 - psykobear (02/25/2014) [-]
"just as realistic"
Might have been poor word choice. The mower shown in the content, while most likely never going to happen, is more conceivable than the one here.
User avatar #65 - catburglarpenis (02/25/2014) [-]
Woah I didn't know Maddox browsed this site.
User avatar #59 - egosumproxi (02/25/2014) [-]
First up, why a Somalian child? Surely you cab find some locally sourced children. Secondly, it is possible to have a working concept model. Companies make them sometimes for the sake of showing off what ideas they have for the future.
User avatar #61 - oceanmist (02/25/2014) [-]
To answer the first question, its just that somalian children are much frailer than the ones we get around here, and don't have the layers of fat to cushion the blow. Second, a working concept is one thing, but they publish the thing as if it actually might be made. Its such an impossible concept in an impossible design.
#60 - someoneforamoment (02/25/2014) [-]
Ok, then tell me how to make a working concept model for this lawnmower, keeping in mind room for the blades, motor, much container, and compressing apparatus.

It's all fine and dandy to make a concept, but designers have a tendency to make concepts that are physically impossible until Matt Smith breaks and gives in during interrogation. All these concepts do is make people excited for and demand a product that cannot be made, and it pisses off anyone that knows anything about engineering.
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#263 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
GIVE ME ASS
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User avatar #252 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey man long time no speak, how you been ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Not bad. Gave up items though. You?
User avatar #254 to #253 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Well I was good but now Im sad :(

why do all the good people go ?
User avatar #255 to #254 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Dunno, after I lost my toastformer I just kinda gave up :/ And then there was that day where 20 or so people quit all at once. Did a little after but just wasn't as cool as back when throwing stars were big items and thumb swords were crazy rare. Those were the good days.
User avatar #257 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
dude WTF ? how why ? what ?
#256 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this 						******					, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(   
   
19k to go
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this ****** , I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(

19k to go
User avatar #258 to #256 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah thats the worst, I've got no problem waiting for rare items but having to capcha for hours... not my thing.
User avatar #259 to #258 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I almost went insane getting the leprechaun....seriously My head was spinning from looking at the screen & I was going dizzy
User avatar #260 to #259 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that was the last time I did items, tried for a while then realized it wasn't much fun. and yeah, the rare spike I wasn't using it, figured you'd get more use out of it. Take care, thats one of my favorites.
#261 to #260 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques   
   
I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these   
   
I mean seriously ?
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques

I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these

I mean seriously ?
User avatar #249 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude i cant accept that, its worth to much and we all lost today :)
User avatar #250 to #249 - oceanmist (03/17/2013) [-]
Hah if you say so man. At the very least I kept back a couple coins just in case so I don't feel too bad.
User avatar #251 to #250 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
sell the card, its worth like 25k Rits :D
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User avatar #248 to #247 - oceanmist (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#243 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
nice dude :D
User avatar #244 to #243 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
its... its... beautiful
You sir are a gentleman
#245 to #244 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
happy to help
here
have a wallpaper :3
#246 to #245 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
Thats actually pretty cool.  I'm gonna use that
Thats actually pretty cool. I'm gonna use that
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User avatar #222 to #221 - oceanmist (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have paypal?
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User avatar #207 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I dunno, like $10?
User avatar #208 to #207 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
$10 if i get to keep the DGT
User avatar #209 to #208 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
hmm, I like DGT
User avatar #210 to #209 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Well if i sold all my items i was going to see if discord would trade me some filly eggs for it because it would be funny. But throw in some extra and you can have it.
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User avatar #211 to #210 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
do you know how many total items you have?
User avatar #213 to #211 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
it was like 8k at last count, a few days ago. Do i need to count again?
User avatar #215 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I can maybe do 12 if you put in DGT
User avatar #216 to #215 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah i'd need 15 with DGT
User avatar #217 to #216 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
dayum, I'll have to consider that
User avatar #218 to #217 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Alright let me know. Also will include rare spike item not on my profile right now.
User avatar #214 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
no, I was just wondering if you knew
User avatar #205 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
how much for all the items
User avatar #206 to #205 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Idk send an offer
User avatar #204 - khl (09/16/2012) [-]
If you can get me an Iron chest key...then you can have the silver bar
User avatar #220 to #204 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry man i already got one
User avatar #196 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Bro, you almost accidentally gifted me all that **** , you're lucky I'm not a jackass XD.
User avatar #197 to #196 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm an idiot. Thanks for being awesome lol.
User avatar #199 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Resend it though, I'll take it :D
#198 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
No problem, I couldn't live with myself if I accepted that XD
User avatar #200 to #198 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah okay. Throwing in a FJ pony because you're that awesome.
User avatar #202 to #200 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man ^_^

And watch out in the future about that, when I saw the first trade I was like "wut".
User avatar #203 to #202 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah man much appreciated.
User avatar #178 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
I saw you didn't have Orc Bones, and I just got 2. I saw you had 4 VeloSIRaptors, and I had 0. Let's fix that.
User avatar #180 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
got another one for you
User avatar #181 to #180 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Nice catch, thanks!
User avatar #179 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
hah thanks
User avatar #165 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Hey, check your item trades. I'm returning the favor.
User avatar #166 to #165 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Hah I like you man. Sending something your way, I think you'll like it.
User avatar #167 to #166 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
You're awesome. brb checking if you don't have something I have dups of.
User avatar #168 to #167 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
... It appears you have everything I have dups of. Next time a sandwich gun drops I'll get two.
User avatar #169 to #168 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Lol okay. Man you've had a heck of a day item collecting huh?
#170 to #169 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Well let's see my spoils of the day...
#171 to #170 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
And on the second page...
User avatar #172 to #171 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd say thats a solid day lol
User avatar #173 to #172 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, got sent home for the week from a concussion so I've had a lot of time to gather some items.
User avatar #174 to #173 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #175 to #174 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, there goes my 2012 highlight tape for football. I'm on the bench until winter term. Plus I'm a senior, so it sucks in every single way. Plus I won't do as well in classes because I'm all messed up.
User avatar #176 to #175 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Thats rough man. What do you play? Used to be a tight end in high school a couple years ago but was never fast or big enough keep playing in college.
User avatar #177 to #176 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Left Guard, DT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH3HBrU1Txo if you want to see last year's tape.
User avatar #163 - namtheham (09/13/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #164 to #163 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
sorry my internet was/is doing funny things
User avatar #154 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
What can I give you for the hoof?
User avatar #155 to #154 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
3 hoofs, scythe, and both swords for DGT? or offer
User avatar #156 to #155 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Anything else? DGT was a present from Revenge when he was quitting earlier today :(
User avatar #157 to #156 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lucky you then! Can't blame you for wanting to hold onto it. But sorry, you don't have much else that i'm missing
User avatar #158 to #157 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Do you have a steam account? Perhaps you could find a game of your choice in your library mysteriously...
User avatar #159 to #158 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lol i would but i can't get steam to run on this computer and my best laptop is broken at the moment
User avatar #160 to #159 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
So there's absolutely nothing I can do? D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually I'd trade it for your dragon statue + some cookies.
User avatar #162 to #161 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
:DDDDDDD <3
User avatar #150 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
can u roll 3 here... i just wanna see something
User avatar #151 to #150 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 346**
User avatar #153 to #151 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 563** just want to see something
User avatar #152 to #151 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 904** oh wait i forgot to enter my hax to give me 3 7's
User avatar #117 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if you want to gamble for gay ingots... the only thing i would gamble them for right now is the 2 items i lost and pony hoof
User avatar #118 to #117 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Nah I'm never this lucky, i just feel like i keep pushing it. No way i win three times
User avatar #119 to #118 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
fine would you do it for pony hoof and cupcake? or pony hoof and sheep egg?
User avatar #120 to #119 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hoof and egg?
User avatar #121 to #120 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright
User avatar #122 to #121 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7**
User avatar #125 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
please explain to me how you are always rolling 7...
User avatar #127 to #125 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hey it was 8,7,7
User avatar #130 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
look at the comments
User avatar #131 to #130 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh that was the other guy. Yeah i don't know what to tell you
User avatar #132 to #131 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
roll 1 here right now... and i swear to god if that is 7... i am going to ****** flip a **** right now... if u are somehow cheating the system idk what i am going to do but something is going to be done
User avatar #134 to #132 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 9** lol
User avatar #135 to #134 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
... well if u were cheating the system you would be able to change to whatever number you want... but you would pick 7 so it would not be too high all the time and it looks fair... but tell me the truth... wtf is going on?
User avatar #136 to #135 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
If I was cheating the system I could do alot better job then that. I'd have other people roll first so when they roll a two or one i would roll a three and four and make it look close, not roll the same semi-high number 3 times, and risk losing to a higher number. People occasionally roll trips and i just did it in three rolls.
User avatar #137 to #136 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
but you could do it this way to make it seem like you are not scamming...
User avatar #138 to #137 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
well either way, I'm not scamming. I've never heard of anybody being able to fake rolls.
User avatar #139 to #138 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
well i don't know what to say because i can't really get proof but... this is some weird **** that is pissing me the **** off
User avatar #140 to #139 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
tell you what, I'll offer you redemption. We roll one more time and if you win you don't have to send me the ingots. For the lulz, if Somebody rolls a 7 they automatically lose. Deal?
User avatar #141 to #140 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright you first
User avatar #148 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
You won... and you were rolling to win something, the right to keep your ingots, which i DIDN'T have to offer you. Just because you have **** luck on 3 rolls doesn't mean the other person is hacking and you should rage at them.
User avatar #149 to #148 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
again i can't accuse you without proof... but you could have let me win...
User avatar #146 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
fine forget the 7 rule then
User avatar #147 to #146 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 9** ***** i will lose anyway... this **** ain't fair... and wtf am i rolling for? i don't gte anything if i win... but i will roll to humor myself because i am pissed off about this ******* **** ******* ******
User avatar #142 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 6**
User avatar #145 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #144 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
wait a minute... the chance of me winning now is the same as if you rolled a 7... if i roll a 7 i automatically lose...
User avatar #143 to #142 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh god please don't rage and say i picked that number because i banned 7
User avatar #129 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
no it was all 7
User avatar #124 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
are you cheating me you ******* ****** ?
User avatar #126 to #124 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
lol i swear i don't know what is going on. I almost feel bad. I'm gonna go buy some lotto tickets.
User avatar #128 to #126 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
dude i am not joking... wtf r u doing? idk how u are always rolling 7 but r u cheating the system? i am not ******* joking
User avatar #133 to #128 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Definitly not. If i could fake rolls I'd win alot more item contests and have alot more comment thumbs
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User avatar #105 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
yellow tang vs hoof?
User avatar #106 to #105 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
idk man im starting to push my luck. Anything I don't have you'd be willing to gamble?
User avatar #107 to #106 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
frosted cupcake?
User avatar #108 to #107 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
How much are those?
User avatar #109 to #108 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
they are 20k... but i think kim jong only dropped it yesterday... like the yummy chocolate pie which was only once
User avatar #110 to #109 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** lol okay changing classes so i won't know if I lost for like 10 minutes. so don't think i scammed you if i don't immediately respond
User avatar #113 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if i don't answer it means i went to go eat lunch while waiting
User avatar #112 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i just asked the board and apparently the cupcakes still drop... people have like 10+... do you want 2 kim jong's rare wine instead? cause i have more wines than the cupcakes? your choice
User avatar #114 to #112 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
I've already got a few wines, its fine
User avatar #115 to #114 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
so you want the cupcake or what?
User avatar #116 to #115 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
the cupcake
User avatar #111 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 2**
User avatar #96 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will gamble thumb gear for pony hoof... you roll 1 here?
User avatar #97 to #96 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
anything else? i just got a gear
User avatar #98 to #97 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
either egg or yellow tang?
User avatar #99 to #98 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** sure ill do it for a sheep egg
User avatar #100 to #99 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 4**
User avatar #101 to #100 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
rough luck man. you'll have to send, your prof is private
User avatar #102 to #101 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will sned request... do you want to do same thing again?
User avatar #103 to #102 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
do you have gay ingots you'd gamble?
User avatar #104 to #103 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
not for the pony hoof
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