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#20 - I bet you exploit your privilege to jump or fit through doors …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Thin privilege +58
User avatar #51 - bendingtimeisgood (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm fat, but I can still take a shower standing up. Is that thin privilege?
User avatar #55 - oceanmist (05/16/2014) [-]
If you don't have to wear a harness to stand, and can bathe yourself, you're taking advantage of thin privileged..
User avatar #56 - bendingtimeisgood (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm 16 and I haven't had a heart attack yet. What about that?
#31 - anonymous-"Not really... ...in which case you can't call…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Bitch 0
User avatar #32 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah; I was only bothered by the "none" part and it kinda escalated. Sorry about that.
Good day
#29 - No you don't. If you look at the forest from space, you don't…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Bitch 0
User avatar #30 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
Even if you can't individually pick out the cells, you're still looking at a collection of cells we decided to call a hand. Looking at a galaxy is looking at a collection of stars.
User avatar #31 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
anonymous-"Not really... ...in which case you can't call them individual stars and say they have died out. "
payseht-"I agree. My gripe was, indeed, the "none" part. "

Its just semantics. We're not going to agree.
User avatar #32 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah; I was only bothered by the "none" part and it kinda escalated. Sorry about that.
Good day
#27 - How does seeing a galaxy as a whole count as seeing every one …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Bitch 0
User avatar #28 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
You're not seeing every one of its stars, but you are seeing the bright enough ones. Just because you can't see in a high enough resolution to distinguish them doesn't mean you can't see it. You can't say you don't see the trees because of the forest.
User avatar #29 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
No you don't. If you look at the forest from space, you don't say you can see the trees. You see the collection of the whole, but not the individual pieces. When I look at my hand, I wouldn't say I can see the molecules. That implies you can pick out the separate pieces.
User avatar #30 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
Even if you can't individually pick out the cells, you're still looking at a collection of cells we decided to call a hand. Looking at a galaxy is looking at a collection of stars.
User avatar #31 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
anonymous-"Not really... ...in which case you can't call them individual stars and say they have died out. "
payseht-"I agree. My gripe was, indeed, the "none" part. "

Its just semantics. We're not going to agree.
User avatar #32 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah; I was only bothered by the "none" part and it kinda escalated. Sorry about that.
Good day
#23 - Nah I'd put money none of the stars you see have gone out. If …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Bitch 0
User avatar #26 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
also, that average lifetime of a star is only for one type of star. There are others that live much much less than that, and those are the brightest, increasing the chance of us seeing them, meaning some more that are long dead and still visible.
User avatar #24 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
well you said "none"
there are galaxies we can see that have a few billion stars that are millions and billions of lightyears away... even if we could only see one galaxy, there's a few billion stars that we can see and are dead that contradict your first statement and I didn't even have to use math.
User avatar #27 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
How does seeing a galaxy as a whole count as seeing every one of its stars.
User avatar #28 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
You're not seeing every one of its stars, but you are seeing the bright enough ones. Just because you can't see in a high enough resolution to distinguish them doesn't mean you can't see it. You can't say you don't see the trees because of the forest.
User avatar #29 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
No you don't. If you look at the forest from space, you don't say you can see the trees. You see the collection of the whole, but not the individual pieces. When I look at my hand, I wouldn't say I can see the molecules. That implies you can pick out the separate pieces.
User avatar #30 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
Even if you can't individually pick out the cells, you're still looking at a collection of cells we decided to call a hand. Looking at a galaxy is looking at a collection of stars.
User avatar #31 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
anonymous-"Not really... ...in which case you can't call them individual stars and say they have died out. "
payseht-"I agree. My gripe was, indeed, the "none" part. "

Its just semantics. We're not going to agree.
User avatar #32 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah; I was only bothered by the "none" part and it kinda escalated. Sorry about that.
Good day
#21 - Nah, the farthest stars we can see are out to 4,500 light year… 05/15/2014 on Bitch 0
#3 - Yeah, more likely none of them have gone out.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Bitch 0
User avatar #17 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
you are seriously underestimating the size of the Universe...
User avatar #21 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
Nah, the farthest stars we can see are out to 4,500 light years. Considering most stars live for billions of years, that 4,500 years is a drop in the bucket for them.
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
Not really. He is wrong when using the word none, but I submit that when looking at the stars we don't see any of the ones that are truly far away (relative to all the others). Any stars we are seeing that are far enough away to have had enough time to die out are likely actually galaxies or clusters, in which case you can't call them individual stars and say they have died out.
User avatar #20 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
I agree. My gripe was, indeed, the "none" part.
User avatar #23 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
Nah I'd put money none of the stars you see have gone out. If each star is 4500 light years away (the max distance) and the avg star lives 10 billion years, there is a 0.00000045 chance each star is gone out. Under the best conditions possible, you can see approx 3000 stars in the sky. Multiply that and the chances are 0.00135 (0.135%) that one of the stars in the sky has gone out.
User avatar #26 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
also, that average lifetime of a star is only for one type of star. There are others that live much much less than that, and those are the brightest, increasing the chance of us seeing them, meaning some more that are long dead and still visible.
User avatar #24 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
well you said "none"
there are galaxies we can see that have a few billion stars that are millions and billions of lightyears away... even if we could only see one galaxy, there's a few billion stars that we can see and are dead that contradict your first statement and I didn't even have to use math.
User avatar #27 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
How does seeing a galaxy as a whole count as seeing every one of its stars.
User avatar #28 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
You're not seeing every one of its stars, but you are seeing the bright enough ones. Just because you can't see in a high enough resolution to distinguish them doesn't mean you can't see it. You can't say you don't see the trees because of the forest.
User avatar #29 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
No you don't. If you look at the forest from space, you don't say you can see the trees. You see the collection of the whole, but not the individual pieces. When I look at my hand, I wouldn't say I can see the molecules. That implies you can pick out the separate pieces.
User avatar #30 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
Even if you can't individually pick out the cells, you're still looking at a collection of cells we decided to call a hand. Looking at a galaxy is looking at a collection of stars.
User avatar #31 - oceanmist (05/15/2014) [-]
anonymous-"Not really... ...in which case you can't call them individual stars and say they have died out. "
payseht-"I agree. My gripe was, indeed, the "none" part. "

Its just semantics. We're not going to agree.
User avatar #32 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
yeah; I was only bothered by the "none" part and it kinda escalated. Sorry about that.
Good day
#8 - But hammond is british 05/14/2014 on pew pew murica 0
#4 - "Real women have curves!" 05/14/2014 on BUZZ +15
#4 - Aww look at that cute little .25 acp slug 05/14/2014 on Fuck Apple 0
#23 - With the price of .22 these days it'd be cheaper just to buy a vest 05/14/2014 on Life Hack +2
#117 - Picture 05/14/2014 on College, The disneyland of... +1
#42 - What about that guy who was crushed by weed. I'd say thats pr… 05/14/2014 on Stay in school, kids +1
#123 - Google ranks its listings by number of links to that page. So…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on funny 0
#133 - johnnybing (05/14/2014) [-]
So to elaborate on this. If thats the right word

Sharing funny posts on facebook is the easiest way to do this.
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on Bedtime Paradox 0
#60 - flushfactor (05/13/2014) [-]
#9 - Not me. I'd have to get a silver plan to have about the same c… 05/08/2014 on Michele Bachman is a genius… -2
#7 - "affordable health care act" should be "afforda…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Michele Bachman is a genius… +3
User avatar #8 - failtolawl (05/08/2014) [-]
Did you even try to set it up? Millions of people saved money, rich or not.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2014) [-]
yeah. and 10 million other people lost their coverage or got shitty prices.
User avatar #9 - oceanmist (05/08/2014) [-]
Not me. I'd have to get a silver plan to have about the same cost, and then my co-pays would be much higher for anything I want done. Plus work pays for it now, but in 2015 i'm forced to take obamacare and i don't think I'm getting the best plan. It would really only be cheaper if you had existing conditions/obese and were trying to get a plan, or had very low income. And I don't even know how keeping my doctor or other details are going to go.
#78 - That was during the height of the pony empire. Now, only the o…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 25 +5
User avatar #160 - fromtheinternets (05/08/2014) [-]
The trolls do this to get red thumbs and get their weird kicks from angering people by making the pony community look super obsessed like that. It's like a while ago in Youtube, trolls went to popular let's plays and commented "omg ur copying pewdiepie" and got tons of hate and made the pewdie fanbase look even worse.
It's a win-win for them since they hate the pony community, so they make them look bad and get people pissed at the same time.
So please, don't bless 'em with your red thumb, keep 'em at zero.
#145 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2014) [-]
>obsessive fans

you mean trolls? these guys are doing it for the red thumbs because "why the fuck not?"

they aren't doing it because they just LOVE ponies, they want to rustle as many jimmies as possible, and they know ponies are hated anywhere outside of ponytime or the pony thread, so they're sure to get red thumbs out the ass
User avatar #144 - burdenedsoul (05/08/2014) [-]
>obsessive fans

you mean trolls? these guys are doing it for the red thumbs because "why the fuck not?"

they aren't doing it because they just LOVE ponies, they want to rustle as many jimmies as possible, and they know ponies are hated anywhere outside of ponytime or the pony thread, so they're sure to get red thumbs out the ass
#1 - Picture 05/03/2014 on heheheh 0
#4 - Couldn't be a woman, they parallel parked.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Driving skills +52
#9 - hurzg (05/03/2014) [-]
Actually she was a woman from Russia. She got arrested I guess.
#3 - Yeah but its simple and usually ends quickly, instead of month…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Less drama +3
User avatar #7 - areyouhammeredbro (05/03/2014) [-]
This ^^^^^
I have adopted the "quick argument and then friends again" way of socializing from mostly hanging with dudes. Its just easier that way.
#9 - The point is they are under no obligation to help you in any w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Going beyond their duties +1
User avatar #10 - mtndewisgreat (05/03/2014) [-]
Rule number one in any dangerous situation is don't be the second victim, if you're in danger it's excusable. If they can choose not to just because haha look at him and laugh that's another point entirely.
#7 - " **** off kids I gotta save this mango juice" 05/02/2014 on Bitch, I'm fabulous +21
#20 - Then you're using the wrong size hooks or not setting it soon … 05/02/2014 on Fishy +15
#8 - I didn't think he was very funny, he just used his disability …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/29/2014 on well put, youtube +118
User avatar #38 - retardedboss (04/29/2014) [-]
True. That said, they were still pretty witty. If he branches out he'd be pretty good.
#36 - headhunternl (04/29/2014) [-]
give it time.. he's young
User avatar #16 - AresX (04/29/2014) [-]
Crutch
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
go to tumblr
User avatar #44 - AresX (04/29/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #11 - rokulda (04/29/2014) [-]
disabled
User avatar #9 - batmanbeyonddgrave (04/29/2014) [-]
I know right, i just watched it, and i can't stand his jokes, he's similar to a girl who uses sex and boobs to be funny, or a fat guy who just talks about food the whole time... they gotta branch out
User avatar #41 - shooptube (04/29/2014) [-]
I was just listening to jim gaffigan talking about food and it was pretty funny
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
That's true but usually g/pg/tv-14(unsure what british rating equivalents are) stand up comedy is really hard. Most stand up is usually at least somewhat vulgar. There's only a handful of appropriate stand up comedians that become largely successful while still staying appropriate. But I'm also pretty sure that wasn't the problem. He just isn't funny with his current routine. He just needs to up it.
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#263 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2013) [-]
GIVE ME ASS
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User avatar #252 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey man long time no speak, how you been ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - oceanmist ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Not bad. Gave up items though. You?
User avatar #254 to #253 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Well I was good but now Im sad :(

why do all the good people go ?
User avatar #255 to #254 - oceanmist ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Dunno, after I lost my toastformer I just kinda gave up :/ And then there was that day where 20 or so people quit all at once. Did a little after but just wasn't as cool as back when throwing stars were big items and thumb swords were crazy rare. Those were the good days.
User avatar #257 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
dude WTF ? how why ? what ?
#256 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this 						******					, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(   
   
19k to go
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this ****** , I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(

19k to go
User avatar #258 to #256 - oceanmist ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah thats the worst, I've got no problem waiting for rare items but having to capcha for hours... not my thing.
User avatar #259 to #258 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I almost went insane getting the leprechaun....seriously My head was spinning from looking at the screen & I was going dizzy
User avatar #260 to #259 - oceanmist ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that was the last time I did items, tried for a while then realized it wasn't much fun. and yeah, the rare spike I wasn't using it, figured you'd get more use out of it. Take care, thats one of my favorites.
#261 to #260 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques   
   
I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these   
   
I mean seriously ?
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques

I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these

I mean seriously ?
User avatar #249 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude i cant accept that, its worth to much and we all lost today :)
User avatar #250 to #249 - oceanmist ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
Hah if you say so man. At the very least I kept back a couple coins just in case so I don't feel too bad.
User avatar #251 to #250 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
sell the card, its worth like 25k Rits :D
#247 - wetvssmjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #248 to #247 - oceanmist ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#243 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
nice dude :D
User avatar #244 to #243 - oceanmist ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
its... its... beautiful
You sir are a gentleman
#245 to #244 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
happy to help
here
have a wallpaper :3
#246 to #245 - oceanmist ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
Thats actually pretty cool.  I'm gonna use that
Thats actually pretty cool. I'm gonna use that
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User avatar #222 to #221 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have paypal?
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User avatar #207 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I dunno, like $10?
User avatar #208 to #207 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
$10 if i get to keep the DGT
User avatar #209 to #208 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
hmm, I like DGT
User avatar #210 to #209 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Well if i sold all my items i was going to see if discord would trade me some filly eggs for it because it would be funny. But throw in some extra and you can have it.
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User avatar #211 to #210 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
do you know how many total items you have?
User avatar #213 to #211 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
it was like 8k at last count, a few days ago. Do i need to count again?
User avatar #215 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I can maybe do 12 if you put in DGT
User avatar #216 to #215 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah i'd need 15 with DGT
User avatar #217 to #216 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
dayum, I'll have to consider that
User avatar #218 to #217 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Alright let me know. Also will include rare spike item not on my profile right now.
User avatar #214 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
no, I was just wondering if you knew
User avatar #205 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
how much for all the items
User avatar #206 to #205 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Idk send an offer
User avatar #204 - khl (09/16/2012) [-]
If you can get me an Iron chest key...then you can have the silver bar
User avatar #220 to #204 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry man i already got one
User avatar #196 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Bro, you almost accidentally gifted me all that **** , you're lucky I'm not a jackass XD.
User avatar #197 to #196 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm an idiot. Thanks for being awesome lol.
User avatar #199 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Resend it though, I'll take it :D
#198 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
No problem, I couldn't live with myself if I accepted that XD
User avatar #200 to #198 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah okay. Throwing in a FJ pony because you're that awesome.
User avatar #202 to #200 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man ^_^

And watch out in the future about that, when I saw the first trade I was like "wut".
User avatar #203 to #202 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah man much appreciated.
User avatar #178 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
I saw you didn't have Orc Bones, and I just got 2. I saw you had 4 VeloSIRaptors, and I had 0. Let's fix that.
User avatar #180 to #178 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
got another one for you
User avatar #181 to #180 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Nice catch, thanks!
User avatar #179 to #178 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
hah thanks
User avatar #165 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Hey, check your item trades. I'm returning the favor.
User avatar #166 to #165 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Hah I like you man. Sending something your way, I think you'll like it.
User avatar #167 to #166 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
You're awesome. brb checking if you don't have something I have dups of.
User avatar #168 to #167 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
... It appears you have everything I have dups of. Next time a sandwich gun drops I'll get two.
User avatar #169 to #168 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Lol okay. Man you've had a heck of a day item collecting huh?
#170 to #169 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Well let's see my spoils of the day...
#171 to #170 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
And on the second page...
User avatar #172 to #171 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd say thats a solid day lol
User avatar #173 to #172 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, got sent home for the week from a concussion so I've had a lot of time to gather some items.
User avatar #174 to #173 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #175 to #174 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, there goes my 2012 highlight tape for football. I'm on the bench until winter term. Plus I'm a senior, so it sucks in every single way. Plus I won't do as well in classes because I'm all messed up.
User avatar #176 to #175 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Thats rough man. What do you play? Used to be a tight end in high school a couple years ago but was never fast or big enough keep playing in college.
User avatar #177 to #176 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Left Guard, DT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH3HBrU1Txo if you want to see last year's tape.
User avatar #163 - namtheham (09/13/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #164 to #163 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
sorry my internet was/is doing funny things
User avatar #154 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
What can I give you for the hoof?
User avatar #155 to #154 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
3 hoofs, scythe, and both swords for DGT? or offer
User avatar #156 to #155 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Anything else? DGT was a present from Revenge when he was quitting earlier today :(
User avatar #157 to #156 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Lucky you then! Can't blame you for wanting to hold onto it. But sorry, you don't have much else that i'm missing
User avatar #158 to #157 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Do you have a steam account? Perhaps you could find a game of your choice in your library mysteriously...
User avatar #159 to #158 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Lol i would but i can't get steam to run on this computer and my best laptop is broken at the moment
User avatar #160 to #159 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
So there's absolutely nothing I can do? D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually I'd trade it for your dragon statue + some cookies.
User avatar #162 to #161 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
:DDDDDDD <3
User avatar #150 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
can u roll 3 here... i just wanna see something
User avatar #151 to #150 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 346**
User avatar #153 to #151 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 563** just want to see something
User avatar #152 to #151 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 904** oh wait i forgot to enter my hax to give me 3 7's
User avatar #117 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if you want to gamble for gay ingots... the only thing i would gamble them for right now is the 2 items i lost and pony hoof
User avatar #118 to #117 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Nah I'm never this lucky, i just feel like i keep pushing it. No way i win three times
User avatar #119 to #118 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
fine would you do it for pony hoof and cupcake? or pony hoof and sheep egg?
User avatar #120 to #119 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
hoof and egg?
User avatar #121 to #120 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright
User avatar #122 to #121 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7**
User avatar #125 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
please explain to me how you are always rolling 7...
User avatar #127 to #125 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
hey it was 8,7,7
User avatar #130 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
look at the comments
User avatar #131 to #130 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh that was the other guy. Yeah i don't know what to tell you
User avatar #132 to #131 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
roll 1 here right now... and i swear to god if that is 7... i am going to ****** flip a **** right now... if u are somehow cheating the system idk what i am going to do but something is going to be done
User avatar #134 to #132 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 9** lol
User avatar #135 to #134 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
... well if u were cheating the system you would be able to change to whatever number you want... but you would pick 7 so it would not be too high all the time and it looks fair... but tell me the truth... wtf is going on?
User avatar #136 to #135 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
If I was cheating the system I could do alot better job then that. I'd have other people roll first so when they roll a two or one i would roll a three and four and make it look close, not roll the same semi-high number 3 times, and risk losing to a higher number. People occasionally roll trips and i just did it in three rolls.
User avatar #137 to #136 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
but you could do it this way to make it seem like you are not scamming...
User avatar #138 to #137 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
well either way, I'm not scamming. I've never heard of anybody being able to fake rolls.
User avatar #139 to #138 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
well i don't know what to say because i can't really get proof but... this is some weird **** that is pissing me the **** off
User avatar #140 to #139 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
tell you what, I'll offer you redemption. We roll one more time and if you win you don't have to send me the ingots. For the lulz, if Somebody rolls a 7 they automatically lose. Deal?
User avatar #141 to #140 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright you first
User avatar #148 to #141 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
You won... and you were rolling to win something, the right to keep your ingots, which i DIDN'T have to offer you. Just because you have **** luck on 3 rolls doesn't mean the other person is hacking and you should rage at them.
User avatar #149 to #148 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
again i can't accuse you without proof... but you could have let me win...
User avatar #146 to #141 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
fine forget the 7 rule then
User avatar #147 to #146 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 9** ***** i will lose anyway... this **** ain't fair... and wtf am i rolling for? i don't gte anything if i win... but i will roll to humor myself because i am pissed off about this ******* **** ******* ******
User avatar #142 to #141 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 6**
User avatar #145 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #144 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
wait a minute... the chance of me winning now is the same as if you rolled a 7... if i roll a 7 i automatically lose...
User avatar #143 to #142 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh god please don't rage and say i picked that number because i banned 7
User avatar #129 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
no it was all 7
User avatar #124 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
are you cheating me you ******* ****** ?
User avatar #126 to #124 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
lol i swear i don't know what is going on. I almost feel bad. I'm gonna go buy some lotto tickets.
User avatar #128 to #126 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
dude i am not joking... wtf r u doing? idk how u are always rolling 7 but r u cheating the system? i am not ******* joking
User avatar #133 to #128 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Definitly not. If i could fake rolls I'd win alot more item contests and have alot more comment thumbs
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User avatar #105 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
yellow tang vs hoof?
User avatar #106 to #105 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
idk man im starting to push my luck. Anything I don't have you'd be willing to gamble?
User avatar #107 to #106 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
frosted cupcake?
User avatar #108 to #107 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
How much are those?
User avatar #109 to #108 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
they are 20k... but i think kim jong only dropped it yesterday... like the yummy chocolate pie which was only once
User avatar #110 to #109 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** lol okay changing classes so i won't know if I lost for like 10 minutes. so don't think i scammed you if i don't immediately respond
User avatar #113 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if i don't answer it means i went to go eat lunch while waiting
User avatar #112 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i just asked the board and apparently the cupcakes still drop... people have like 10+... do you want 2 kim jong's rare wine instead? cause i have more wines than the cupcakes? your choice
User avatar #114 to #112 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
I've already got a few wines, its fine
User avatar #115 to #114 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
so you want the cupcake or what?
User avatar #116 to #115 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
the cupcake
User avatar #111 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 2**
User avatar #96 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will gamble thumb gear for pony hoof... you roll 1 here?
User avatar #97 to #96 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
anything else? i just got a gear
User avatar #98 to #97 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
either egg or yellow tang?
User avatar #99 to #98 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** sure ill do it for a sheep egg
User avatar #100 to #99 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 4**
User avatar #101 to #100 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
rough luck man. you'll have to send, your prof is private
User avatar #102 to #101 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will sned request... do you want to do same thing again?
User avatar #103 to #102 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
do you have gay ingots you'd gamble?
User avatar #104 to #103 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
not for the pony hoof
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