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#111 - only canadian thing i have 03/16/2014 on Let the Canada jokes commence +1
#310 - Its okay i thought it was funny 03/16/2014 on Link in the description 0
#18 - Except piers morgan  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Scumbag Feinstein +7
User avatar #66 - badgerbaiting (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm glad he's stuck in America. A country that size may just house his incredibly swollen head. One of the reasons I tolerate Clarkson is his continued punching of that monumental cuntitudinous arsehole.
User avatar #76 - lean (03/14/2014) [-]
Clarkson is a god among men.
-from an American guy

Piers Morgan can fuck right off my country. What an arrogant, ludicrous shitmonger
User avatar #79 - badgerbaiting (03/14/2014) [-]
He may be dragged back to the UK to face criminal charges. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
User avatar #82 - lean (03/14/2014) [-]
I hope they send him to Wakefield and he gets brutally gang raped.
User avatar #84 - WAKEFIELD (03/14/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'll take care of everything...
User avatar #83 - badgerbaiting (03/14/2014) [-]
I suppose they could sandwich an extra man in between his copious chins.
User avatar #30 - listerthepessimist (03/14/2014) [-]
he's a monumental arsehole, but does he have anything else going for him?
#17 - Maybe she slipped and fell off the porch, and the ice made the… 03/14/2014 on FML 0
#37 - Comment deleted 03/13/2014 on Meanwhile in GTA 0
#59 - We can only hope 03/12/2014 on Volleyball and Eminem's... +2
#76 - Picture 03/12/2014 on But how +1
#142 - funny, but I have to automatically judge this guy because of t… 03/12/2014 on Title 0
#50 - American top gear isn't real top gear though.  [+] (21 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Aaron paul on top gear +76
User avatar #56 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
It's too prim and polished. Top Gear is funny because it's three over-the-hill idiots acting like kids with the biggest toybox in the world and doing stupid shit with cars because they can do stupid shit with cars. Punctuated with actual consumer advice occasionally and some fairly profound messages every once in a while Top Gear is the best motoring show on the market.

And American Top Gear is good too I guess... I mean... I'd never choose it over real Top Gear but... yeah, not gonna lie, it's abysmal.
#82 - terminalinfinity (03/12/2014) [-]
A Brit talking about an American concept being too primed and polished? My how roles have reversed....

I kid I kid. All in good fun. I enjoy both shows
User avatar #83 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
Whilst we do have a place in our hearts for pomp and circumstance (Hell... our unofficial national anthem is literally called 'Pomp and Circumstance'... give it a listen, it's one of Elgar's best. You'll recognise it from about the 1:40 mark inwards) Edward Elgar - Pomp and Circumstance (March No. 1)

Ahem... so yeah, whilst we have a place for all that our comedy is -never- polished. When we laugh we laugh at people falling over and making an arse of themselves. We laugh about people dying and generally glory in the misery of others... 'cause we're an old-ass country with a superiority complex who started the industrial revolution... we're owed that much.

The reason Top Gear is better than Top Gear US is simple... Top Gear has a UK sense of humour and Top Gear US has... I don't want to say a US sense of humour since the US is far too big for any one taste to be prevalent but it's certainly not got anywhere near the same level of charm.

Who knows, give them time and maybe those US boys can grow up to be men wishing they were boys and start doing the kind of juvinile shit that makes the original Top Gear as funny as it is but at the moment I don't believe they could pull it off naturally. It feels far too much like a motoring show at the moment whereas original Top Gear's not a motoring show at all, rather it's an entertainment show about big, expensive toys... mostly cars but we've had jet-propelled roller skates, harrier jump-jets, hellicopters, aircraft carriers... it's just 'Three old bastards do stupid shit with stuff you can't afford for 60 minutes'.

Honestly I don't get how the US... the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... didn't think to find three old bastards who like doing stupid stuff and living out adolescent power fantasies? The US is pretty much synonymous with over-indulgent recreational guns by this point. With brash power and mindless self-indulgence. In my eyes that's a recipe for disaster of the BEST kind! So I've got my hopes up but as it stands the US version's not for me
#84 - terminalinfinity (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh there are plenty of US shows with the sense of humor found in UK top gear...just not the US Top gear show. I think the BBC executives looked too hard into American tendencies when deciding how to adapt the show for the history channel. The culture surrounding Muscle Cars in America is the epitome of the "Merica - Fuck Yeah" mentality. Most American Muscle car shows are about demonstrating raw performance rather than everyday road conditions and the hosts are the type of people who brag way too much about the performance of the car rather than make a palatable show for everyone. So I think the BBC did too much mimicking of current American car TV shows and not enough of it standing on its own merits.

Im very familar with Pomp and Circumstance considering it was played at my University graduation ;P

But I'm still a muscle car enthusiast and can really appreciate the concepts talked about in American Top Gear. But I was born and raised in a family that drag races so I've been around muscle cars all my life. I currently own a 2000 Camaro Z28 (Pictured - me at the race track )

Definitely get the sense of humor thing. I love British comedy. I also spent 4 months in Blackpool for the foreign studies program at my University. Loved it. Americans can have a really good sense of humor too but there's always a self-righteous asshole in the room to fuck it up.
User avatar #86 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
(Oh, and playing 'Pomp and Circumstance' for a Yank's graduation?! POPPYCOCK! What sacrilege is this?! It's almost as bad as singing a prominent US song in foreign languages by which I mean it's absolutely not a problem in the slightest #fuckthesuperbowl)
#85 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
4 Months? In Blackpool? My condolences.

And it's not about the self-righteous arsehole. It's about the majority of the US being populated with inbreds or dumbasses. Not that the majority of the US population are like that, but the majority of the contry has them scattered all over the place. US television spends half of it's life pandering to them and the other half trying not to offend them. Occasionally you'll find someone with the balls to just say fuck them and make good television but they're fairly few and far between.

However on the internet that ceases to be a problem so the internet is where all the good american humour comes from and it's been having a noticeable effect on the real world too with new acts springing up and more daring T.V. shows. The US is a little behind the times but one of the joys of the internet is the inclusivity of it. It is ahead of the times and is dragging every country that doesn't shun it forwards to catch up with it, wether they like it or not.

I mentioned 9/11 jokes but the US come out with more of them than any other country. Same with Michael Jackson jokes. There have always been people with senses of humour but it's only since the internet came about that they've really been able to cut loose. Whose Line is it Anyway is a good example of one that came beforehand though it and the Zucker Bros./National Lampoon movies/Mel Brooks movies are good examples of movies that had a genuine sense of humour creeping into the mainstream by pretending not to offend anybody but actually lace themselves with very racy humour.

It's that change in personality that the US is undergoing that gives me hope (and also why so many radical factions are coming to the surface in recent times like puss-filled sores, boils to lance)

On cars? Never liked muscle-cars. All power, no brains, no class. They're made to give you a throbbing errection in a straight line but I prefer the winding roads you get in Europe as well as the statement of an Aston.
#91 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
"All power, no brains, no class." I hope you didn't mean ALL american cars, because last time i checked American cars are actually better not only in performance and price but handling and tech too.

Corvette? Handles better and faster than any Aston/Jaguar (and MUCH MUCH cheaper). Tesla? Faster than most Aston and Jag, that while being heavier and full electric, again, at a much cheaper price.

Viper is even better than a corvette and at or around the same price as a corvette. That can also be considered a Muscle car (maybe the vette's can be one too? i dunno)

These cars are also better than most European cars around the track too. Be it a Lambo, Ferrari or a Porsche. (except Tesla tho, that isn't that good around a track, prolly cuz it's as heavy as a truck)
User avatar #93 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
I'd have held a conversation with you if you'd bothered to log in.
#95 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
OFC when i said viper i meant the ACR X and for Vette i meant the 100k range and not the 4s 34k range. With tesla i also meant the p85+ and not the 60
#94 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
No need, check car stats and lap times. You'll see it for yourself.
#89 - terminalinfinity (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh and I am in no way trying to say one type of a car is better than the other. Everybody has their own preferences. It really depends on your application. Driving an muscle car on the long open stretches of interstate highways is probably a lot more fun than driving it on the short streets of Japan or any other crowded country. You see that reflected in the designs of each country's cars/motorcycles. For example American Harley-Davidson's are large, loud motorcycles designed for open cruising. Suzuki motorcycles from Japan are designed for tight cornering. Each country designs its cars to fit the demand and the roads.
User avatar #90 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
Never said anything to the contrary. Merely exchanging views is all.
#88 - terminalinfinity (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm interested to know what exactly is detestable about Blackpool. I enjoyed my time there. But that and Manchester were the only two cities I saw. And I was only in Manchester for an hour when we got off the flight before they put us on buses and sent us to Blackpool.

American Muscle Cars have come a long way since the early days of straight line racing. They really can hold their own on a road course, especially with tweaks to the suspension. My Camaro is really good on a road course, but it is heavily modded, including a complete suspension overhall.

I think the beauty of Muscle cars is they allow you to get whatever performance you want, while being available to anyone. (Supercars are 100K or more) If you just want to get a thrill every now an then, then you can just use it stock and save money. But if you to take corners, you can upgrade the suspension. Or just buy a Corvette (Still holds the #8 and #9 spot on the Nürburgring fastest street car lap times.)

Ford Chevy and Dodge abandoned the straight line only philosophy back around 95
<This is the road course as the same racing facility as the above pic
User avatar #92 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
In the UK we're not very good at being racist since there's no black people and the middle-eastern people have really explosive tempers so we just focus our hatred on different places in the UK for no readily explained reason. Sometimes there's logic behind it, other times there isn't. With Blackpool it's mostly to do with how miserable a coastline the UK has in comparison to places that actually need the + side of their celsius gauges and how pitiful the Blackpool Illuminations are in comparison to places like New York or Las Vegas. Blackpool might be the best we've got, but that doesn't mean we don't point and laugh at it when stacked up against other places that do what it boasts to do better than it can.

But really in the UK you don't need a reason to hate something. You can usually just say a place name and start randomly insulting it and people will join in. It started raining a few days ago and me and my grandma just blamed the town next door and started slagging them off. No reason, it's just how we roll.

As for the muscle cars, I think making them corner is kinda defeating the point of them. They're made to blow skirts up whilst roaring past as opposed to Ferraris which are made to knock skirts down by driving past slowly. I kinda see it as pretty odd. The only American car I can see turning usually only turns in the one direction if you catch my drift.

And just a personal peeve... apart from ford I really hate the naming of most US companies/cars and it really puts me off. I'd hate to drive around in a "Chevy" or a "Dodge". One sounds needlessly corny and the other sounds needlessly extreme. Corvette's not bad but I still can only associate it with plastic cars. It's gonna take a while before the stigma wears off. Skoda have only recently been able to shrug off their old stereotype (with the help of the UK Police force buying up their cars for patrol) and the US has only recently started producing good muscle cars so... maybe in time.

Still hesitant.
User avatar #64 - HashMap (03/12/2014) [-]
Top Gear UK is as scripted as the US version. Don't be naive.
User avatar #73 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
Uhm... yeah, and? I never said it wasn't and it has no bearing as to wether the show is good or not. It's good and it doesn't matter if it's scripted or not. Don't be naïve.

#65 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
Orig Top Gear is probably more scripted tho, EVERYTHING is done by script, the car failures, crashes, and every unexpected little things too. There are probably only 3 unscripted events happened in the show (from which i believe non made it to the screen) from which 2 was a spin out and 1 crash. (every other spin out was planned).
#58 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
its abysmally good?
User avatar #59 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
Yes. It's abysmally good. In that it is abysmal at being good.

I've not seen a worse adaptation since Tim Burton did Alice in Wonderland.
User avatar #63 - whaawhaa (03/12/2014) [-]
I liked Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
User avatar #74 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
Well good for you... I guess.
#145 - so, you were adopted?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Deadbeat Mothers +2
#151 - LordoftheBacon (03/11/2014) [-]
First comment (#131): Well done friend you had me for a second.
Second comment (#145): Re read mondominiman's comment again but slower. Re read it.
MFW
#91 - not bad 03/11/2014 on Just some classic Gordon.. 0
#50 - Why do all three with exposed arms have some kinda patch on them 03/11/2014 on Reflection 0
#105 - One instance, where I don't know the details, doesn't mean wom…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on No, really guys, we're for... 0
User avatar #106 - Sataria (03/11/2014) [-]
There are way more cases. CEO's could work the exact same hours but if they are a women they will get paid less. Hell, even walmart pays women less just for being women
#14 - Haha what an idiot. Of course you need a button for the same f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on The dumbest 0
User avatar #20 - pebar (03/11/2014) [-]
what about the open door button?
#88 - Women already have nearly equal pay.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on No, really guys, we're for... 0
User avatar #104 - Sataria (03/11/2014) [-]
A friend and I both got a job at a local collage. I worked there longer, I got him the job and I had more qualification. He got paid more than me.
User avatar #105 - oceanmist (03/11/2014) [-]
One instance, where I don't know the details, doesn't mean women earn less than men. When you adjust for hours worked and occupation, women earn 97% of what men make.
User avatar #106 - Sataria (03/11/2014) [-]
There are way more cases. CEO's could work the exact same hours but if they are a women they will get paid less. Hell, even walmart pays women less just for being women
#44 - No, but being almost naked does make attractive women attractive. 03/10/2014 on Something grew three sizes... +46
#65 - "dreamt is the only word that ends in amt. But what a… 03/09/2014 on Totaly useless facts Vol.1 +1
#138 - He's from the planet of the apes 03/09/2014 on Jango Fett +1
#86 - Well even if you did fuck up and put trillions in your bank ac…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on What would your superpower be? +2
#93 - elaxx (03/08/2014) [-]
1) Oh, yes. They would most probably get suspicious as fuck.
2) Banks don't keep your money in a vault. They use them to provide credit or invest. So yea, if they decided to use your money instead of reporting you, it would fuck up the economy.
#95 - spiritualkilo (03/08/2014) [-]
Possible solution -> keep a piggy bank. Maybe just have a box where you leave bills, then it actually can be "filled", there is no paper trail back to you, and even if it gets stolen, they won't take much because you would only have to fill it whenever you needed it.
#101 - elaxx (03/08/2014) [-]
#80 - Nah, a few hundred million wouldn't even tickle the economy  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on What would your superpower be? +3
#84 - elaxx (03/08/2014) [-]
That is, if there was a limit of a few hundred millions. Otherwise you would get a number with way more zeros than a trillion...
User avatar #86 - oceanmist (03/08/2014) [-]
Well even if you did fuck up and put trillions in your bank account, you'd have to be a dumbass and spend it all in order to fuck the economy up. I'd be more concerned with someone at the bank alerting the authorities, who then realize I haven't paid taxes on this money, and assume I'm a scam artist / counterfeiter.
#93 - elaxx (03/08/2014) [-]
1) Oh, yes. They would most probably get suspicious as fuck.
2) Banks don't keep your money in a vault. They use them to provide credit or invest. So yea, if they decided to use your money instead of reporting you, it would fuck up the economy.
#95 - spiritualkilo (03/08/2014) [-]
Possible solution -> keep a piggy bank. Maybe just have a box where you leave bills, then it actually can be "filled", there is no paper trail back to you, and even if it gets stolen, they won't take much because you would only have to fill it whenever you needed it.
#101 - elaxx (03/08/2014) [-]
#1 - neat  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Oval gears make a perfect loop +7
#2 - thqp (03/06/2014) [-]
Take this
User avatar #14 - sinonyx (03/06/2014) [-]
not everyone thinks reaction images as neat..
#82 - But cars Don't need any of that unless you use them on public … 03/06/2014 on Guns Aren't The Problem +3
#94 - Liberate with our money? 03/05/2014 on as 'MURICA as it gets 0
#92 - Buying your enemies guns is more american than anything- Beat …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on as 'MURICA as it gets 0
User avatar #93 - ilbacondeity (03/05/2014) [-]
*liberate, not buy
User avatar #94 - oceanmist (03/05/2014) [-]
Liberate with our money?
#93 - Just? they beat it yesterday, like almost a day ago 03/05/2014 on Pokemon +1
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#263 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
GIVE ME ASS
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User avatar #252 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey man long time no speak, how you been ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Not bad. Gave up items though. You?
User avatar #254 to #253 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Well I was good but now Im sad :(

why do all the good people go ?
User avatar #255 to #254 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Dunno, after I lost my toastformer I just kinda gave up :/ And then there was that day where 20 or so people quit all at once. Did a little after but just wasn't as cool as back when throwing stars were big items and thumb swords were crazy rare. Those were the good days.
User avatar #257 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
dude WTF ? how why ? what ?
#256 to #255 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this fucker, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it &amp; it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(   
   
19k to go
Agreed, now we have to get X amount of one item just to get the next one ...I mean this fucker, I have wanted it since I 1st saw it & it got released at the time where a few users wanted to horde items so what do they do...make it require 20k toads :(

19k to go
User avatar #258 to #256 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah thats the worst, I've got no problem waiting for rare items but having to capcha for hours... not my thing.
User avatar #259 to #258 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I almost went insane getting the leprechaun....seriously My head was spinning from looking at the screen & I was going dizzy
User avatar #260 to #259 - oceanmist (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that was the last time I did items, tried for a while then realized it wasn't much fun. and yeah, the rare spike I wasn't using it, figured you'd get more use out of it. Take care, thats one of my favorites.
#261 to #260 - khl (04/14/2013) [-]
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques   
   
I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these   
   
I mean seriously ?
I will do man, you know me if its my only one it stays here, I never sell uniques

I hope we get items soon which just drop and they look good, but even when that happens people still over value them, some guy wanted 50k RITs for one of these

I mean seriously ?
User avatar #249 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude i cant accept that, its worth to much and we all lost today :)
User avatar #250 to #249 - oceanmist (03/17/2013) [-]
Hah if you say so man. At the very least I kept back a couple coins just in case so I don't feel too bad.
User avatar #251 to #250 - tramp (03/17/2013) [-]
sell the card, its worth like 25k Rits :D
#247 - wetvssmjuice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #248 to #247 - oceanmist (03/13/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#243 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
nice dude :D
User avatar #244 to #243 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
its... its... beautiful
You sir are a gentleman
#245 to #244 - collaborativevssm (03/12/2013) [-]
happy to help
here
have a wallpaper :3
#246 to #245 - oceanmist (03/12/2013) [-]
Thats actually pretty cool.  I'm gonna use that
Thats actually pretty cool. I'm gonna use that
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User avatar #222 to #221 - oceanmist (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have paypal?
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User avatar #207 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I dunno, like $10?
User avatar #208 to #207 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
$10 if i get to keep the DGT
User avatar #209 to #208 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
hmm, I like DGT
User avatar #210 to #209 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Well if i sold all my items i was going to see if discord would trade me some filly eggs for it because it would be funny. But throw in some extra and you can have it.
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User avatar #211 to #210 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
do you know how many total items you have?
User avatar #213 to #211 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
it was like 8k at last count, a few days ago. Do i need to count again?
User avatar #215 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
I can maybe do 12 if you put in DGT
User avatar #216 to #215 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah i'd need 15 with DGT
User avatar #217 to #216 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
dayum, I'll have to consider that
User avatar #218 to #217 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Alright let me know. Also will include rare spike item not on my profile right now.
User avatar #214 to #213 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
no, I was just wondering if you knew
User avatar #205 - namtheham (09/17/2012) [-]
how much for all the items
User avatar #206 to #205 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Idk send an offer
User avatar #204 - khl (09/16/2012) [-]
If you can get me an Iron chest key...then you can have the silver bar
User avatar #220 to #204 - oceanmist (09/17/2012) [-]
Sorry man i already got one
User avatar #196 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Bro, you almost accidentally gifted me all that shit, you're lucky I'm not a jackass XD.
User avatar #197 to #196 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
I'm an idiot. Thanks for being awesome lol.
User avatar #199 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Resend it though, I'll take it :D
#198 to #197 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
No problem, I couldn't live with myself if I accepted that XD
User avatar #200 to #198 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah okay. Throwing in a FJ pony because you're that awesome.
User avatar #202 to #200 - airguitar (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man ^_^

And watch out in the future about that, when I saw the first trade I was like "wut".
User avatar #203 to #202 - oceanmist (09/16/2012) [-]
Hah man much appreciated.
User avatar #178 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
I saw you didn't have Orc Bones, and I just got 2. I saw you had 4 VeloSIRaptors, and I had 0. Let's fix that.
User avatar #180 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
got another one for you
User avatar #181 to #180 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Nice catch, thanks!
User avatar #179 to #178 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
hah thanks
User avatar #165 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Hey, check your item trades. I'm returning the favor.
User avatar #166 to #165 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Hah I like you man. Sending something your way, I think you'll like it.
User avatar #167 to #166 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
You're awesome. brb checking if you don't have something I have dups of.
User avatar #168 to #167 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
... It appears you have everything I have dups of. Next time a sandwich gun drops I'll get two.
User avatar #169 to #168 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Lol okay. Man you've had a heck of a day item collecting huh?
#170 to #169 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Well let's see my spoils of the day...
#171 to #170 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
And on the second page...
User avatar #172 to #171 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
I'd say thats a solid day lol
User avatar #173 to #172 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, got sent home for the week from a concussion so I've had a lot of time to gather some items.
User avatar #174 to #173 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
That sucks
User avatar #175 to #174 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Yep, there goes my 2012 highlight tape for football. I'm on the bench until winter term. Plus I'm a senior, so it sucks in every single way. Plus I won't do as well in classes because I'm all messed up.
User avatar #176 to #175 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
Thats rough man. What do you play? Used to be a tight end in high school a couple years ago but was never fast or big enough keep playing in college.
User avatar #177 to #176 - detrek (09/13/2012) [-]
Left Guard, DT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH3HBrU1Txo if you want to see last year's tape.
User avatar #163 - namtheham (09/13/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #164 to #163 - oceanmist (09/13/2012) [-]
sorry my internet was/is doing funny things
User avatar #154 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
What can I give you for the hoof?
User avatar #155 to #154 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
3 hoofs, scythe, and both swords for DGT? or offer
User avatar #156 to #155 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Anything else? DGT was a present from Revenge when he was quitting earlier today :(
User avatar #157 to #156 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lucky you then! Can't blame you for wanting to hold onto it. But sorry, you don't have much else that i'm missing
User avatar #158 to #157 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
Do you have a steam account? Perhaps you could find a game of your choice in your library mysteriously...
User avatar #159 to #158 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Lol i would but i can't get steam to run on this computer and my best laptop is broken at the moment
User avatar #160 to #159 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
So there's absolutely nothing I can do? D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Actually I'd trade it for your dragon statue + some cookies.
User avatar #162 to #161 - detrek (09/12/2012) [-]
:DDDDDDD <3
User avatar #150 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
can u roll 3 here... i just wanna see something
User avatar #151 to #150 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 346**
User avatar #153 to #151 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 563** just want to see something
User avatar #152 to #151 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 904** oh wait i forgot to enter my hax to give me 3 7's
User avatar #117 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if you want to gamble for gay ingots... the only thing i would gamble them for right now is the 2 items i lost and pony hoof
User avatar #118 to #117 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Nah I'm never this lucky, i just feel like i keep pushing it. No way i win three times
User avatar #119 to #118 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
fine would you do it for pony hoof and cupcake? or pony hoof and sheep egg?
User avatar #120 to #119 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hoof and egg?
User avatar #121 to #120 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright
User avatar #122 to #121 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7**
User avatar #125 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
please explain to me how you are always rolling 7...
User avatar #127 to #125 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
hey it was 8,7,7
User avatar #130 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
look at the comments
User avatar #131 to #130 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh that was the other guy. Yeah i don't know what to tell you
User avatar #132 to #131 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
roll 1 here right now... and i swear to god if that is 7... i am going to fuckin flip a shit right now... if u are somehow cheating the system idk what i am going to do but something is going to be done
User avatar #134 to #132 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 9** lol
User avatar #135 to #134 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
... well if u were cheating the system you would be able to change to whatever number you want... but you would pick 7 so it would not be too high all the time and it looks fair... but tell me the truth... wtf is going on?
User avatar #136 to #135 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
If I was cheating the system I could do alot better job then that. I'd have other people roll first so when they roll a two or one i would roll a three and four and make it look close, not roll the same semi-high number 3 times, and risk losing to a higher number. People occasionally roll trips and i just did it in three rolls.
User avatar #137 to #136 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
but you could do it this way to make it seem like you are not scamming...
User avatar #138 to #137 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
well either way, I'm not scamming. I've never heard of anybody being able to fake rolls.
User avatar #139 to #138 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
well i don't know what to say because i can't really get proof but... this is some weird shit that is pissing me the fuck off
User avatar #140 to #139 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
tell you what, I'll offer you redemption. We roll one more time and if you win you don't have to send me the ingots. For the lulz, if Somebody rolls a 7 they automatically lose. Deal?
User avatar #141 to #140 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
alright you first
User avatar #148 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
You won... and you were rolling to win something, the right to keep your ingots, which i DIDN'T have to offer you. Just because you have shit luck on 3 rolls doesn't mean the other person is hacking and you should rage at them.
User avatar #149 to #148 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
again i can't accuse you without proof... but you could have let me win...
User avatar #146 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
fine forget the 7 rule then
User avatar #147 to #146 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 9** nigga i will lose anyway... this shit ain't fair... and wtf am i rolling for? i don't gte anything if i win... but i will roll to humor myself because i am pissed off about this fucking shit fucking nigger
User avatar #142 to #141 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 6**
User avatar #145 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #144 to #142 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
wait a minute... the chance of me winning now is the same as if you rolled a 7... if i roll a 7 i automatically lose...
User avatar #143 to #142 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh god please don't rage and say i picked that number because i banned 7
User avatar #129 to #127 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
no it was all 7
User avatar #124 to #122 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
are you cheating me you fucking nigger?
User avatar #126 to #124 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
lol i swear i don't know what is going on. I almost feel bad. I'm gonna go buy some lotto tickets.
User avatar #128 to #126 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
dude i am not joking... wtf r u doing? idk how u are always rolling 7 but r u cheating the system? i am not fucking joking
User avatar #133 to #128 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
Definitly not. If i could fake rolls I'd win alot more item contests and have alot more comment thumbs
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User avatar #105 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
yellow tang vs hoof?
User avatar #106 to #105 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
idk man im starting to push my luck. Anything I don't have you'd be willing to gamble?
User avatar #107 to #106 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
frosted cupcake?
User avatar #108 to #107 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
How much are those?
User avatar #109 to #108 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
they are 20k... but i think kim jong only dropped it yesterday... like the yummy chocolate pie which was only once
User avatar #110 to #109 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** lol okay changing classes so i won't know if I lost for like 10 minutes. so don't think i scammed you if i don't immediately respond
User avatar #113 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
if i don't answer it means i went to go eat lunch while waiting
User avatar #112 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i just asked the board and apparently the cupcakes still drop... people have like 10+... do you want 2 kim jong's rare wine instead? cause i have more wines than the cupcakes? your choice
User avatar #114 to #112 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
I've already got a few wines, its fine
User avatar #115 to #114 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
so you want the cupcake or what?
User avatar #116 to #115 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
the cupcake
User avatar #111 to #110 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 2**
User avatar #96 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will gamble thumb gear for pony hoof... you roll 1 here?
User avatar #97 to #96 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
anything else? i just got a gear
User avatar #98 to #97 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
either egg or yellow tang?
User avatar #99 to #98 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
**oceanmist rolls 7** sure ill do it for a sheep egg
User avatar #100 to #99 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 4**
User avatar #101 to #100 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
rough luck man. you'll have to send, your prof is private
User avatar #102 to #101 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
i will sned request... do you want to do same thing again?
User avatar #103 to #102 - oceanmist (09/12/2012) [-]
do you have gay ingots you'd gamble?
User avatar #104 to #103 - paras (09/12/2012) [-]
not for the pony hoof
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