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#44 - More 01/10/2016 on Clickbait Suicide +2
#302 - Pretend to patch things up, wait for an opportunity where im d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +5
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#325 - geraltimore (01/10/2016) [-]
That could work, actually. Depends on how hard everyone paid attention.
#170 - ??? Stupid isn't a declaration of quality. It is objectively …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner 0
#171 - faggotville (01/10/2016) [-]
Heres the thing though: I didn't think it was stupid but you did.

It wasn't well written but it wasn't badly written and that is the truth.

You think it was a stupid movie.

Whether you liked it or disliked it is an opinion.
#168 - >asking why people couldn't see the flaws Its valid  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner 0
#169 - faggotville (01/09/2016) [-]
You said it was stupid. (also presenting opinion as fact) and he asked why people couldn't see that is was stupid.

That isn't asking why people couldn't see the flaws, that is saying "I thought this film was stupid, therefore it is stupid".

It's the equivalent of me saying "it was a great film". That is wrong because the film wasn't great, it was average but I enjoyed it. So I think it was great is the correct statement.
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#170 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
??? Stupid isn't a declaration of quality. It is objectively unintelligently written. Stupid=/=bad. Stupid isn't an opinion
#171 - faggotville (01/10/2016) [-]
Heres the thing though: I didn't think it was stupid but you did.

It wasn't well written but it wasn't badly written and that is the truth.

You think it was a stupid movie.

Whether you liked it or disliked it is an opinion.
#414 - its total BS but atleast theres a cannon reason as to how it c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#415 - jouten (01/10/2016) [-]
At that point might as well just say "You know what? Let's just shit on Star Wars. Let's put literal turds as main characters. Who cares about character growth, or achievements on their own or plot? Just say force lol"

Yeah the force is a thing that can easilby exploited for deus ex bullshit, but that's what makes the difference between a good story and a bad story. The OT and even the PT to an extent (even though they were horrible) understood that the Force, while magic, is mainly a tool for the main characters to use. Not some magical solution that decides for itself. Otherwise the whole Light Side, Dark Side conflict wouldn't even make sense at all. Because if the force itself decided the good side was good, then it would be entirely pointless to have a bad side.

I'm slowly getting the feeling even the Prequels were better movies than TFA. I wonder how people will remember it after the hype dies down
#412 - hes the only human who can do it because he has good reactions…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#413 - jouten (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah. Except for the fact that she fought a dude who ALSO uses the force and is ALSO his grandson and was trained by Luke Skywalker himself and Snoke and she overpowered him with no experience at all.
Might as well take Anakin and have him cut Darth Maul in half, because "lol force".

And this doesn't even remotely compare to the "Rey suddenly knows how to control peoples minds and succeeds with it" bullshit
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#414 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
its total BS but atleast theres a cannon reason as to how it could happen. if in the next movie they're like "Rey has even more medichlorians than anakin shes God" then it'll make sense. its still a deus ex machina but it fits with cannon.
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#415 - jouten (01/10/2016) [-]
At that point might as well just say "You know what? Let's just shit on Star Wars. Let's put literal turds as main characters. Who cares about character growth, or achievements on their own or plot? Just say force lol"

Yeah the force is a thing that can easilby exploited for deus ex bullshit, but that's what makes the difference between a good story and a bad story. The OT and even the PT to an extent (even though they were horrible) understood that the Force, while magic, is mainly a tool for the main characters to use. Not some magical solution that decides for itself. Otherwise the whole Light Side, Dark Side conflict wouldn't even make sense at all. Because if the force itself decided the good side was good, then it would be entirely pointless to have a bad side.

I'm slowly getting the feeling even the Prequels were better movies than TFA. I wonder how people will remember it after the hype dies down
#9 - last 20 minutes? the moment they left jakku i started gett…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Force Awakens vs New Hope +1
#10 - lalajlalaj (14 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much, I was in denial, then 20 mins before the end I snapped.

After walking out of the cinema, I wished we'd be living in the future so that I could erase the memory of ever seeing it and just act like this movie never happened. Fucking Disney princes fags.
#2 - didnt dev patel play zuko in the film which must not be named? 01/09/2016 on Daisy is working with... 0
#11 - *in an alternate universe* Oh man! Liam Neeson almost got … 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
#5 - one of the many reasons i hated it. 01/09/2016 on HotGasBalls MilitaryConflicts 0

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#38 - obviousxplains (02/09/2015) [-]
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Rules of obviousxplain

1. I will thumb up anyone who comment on my comments
2. I will only use information already in my mind to explain things
3. I will always use magnifying glass pictures
4. No opinions in the comments beneath obviousxplain's xplainations are false
5. Obviousxplain will not take requests from faggots
6. There is no rule six, nor will there ever be. Be grateful of this my friends
7. I will keep you updated about rule 34 in regards to obviousxplain
8. I will never spam again

These are my duties. Some might say its a curse. I say it was the reason I was born
User avatar #75 - parti ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
/Too+gay+4+work/funny-pictures/5706611/3#3
i really like your opinion in this thread and that you're pro gay rights,
we have the same ideas in this same subject.
So i'm here to ask you, in your opinion why did some species evolve homosexuality
or humans in general or do you think it is just a genetic defect?
User avatar #76 to #75 - obviousxplains (10/07/2015) [-]
evolution comes from random genetic mutations.
its possible that at one time the still-not-found gay gene started being passed around. the current theory is that the same gene that makes men gay also makes their female siblings more attractive, thus the gene gets passed along via females carrying it. thats why it hasnt been naturally-selected out. the trait exists in nature too, which seems to aid in the argument that it should still be around in humans as well.

so, homosexuality is a side effect of a mutation that makes the sisters in the situation more likely to give birth. but its still an undesirable trait.

homosexuality should be called a disorder in the colloquial sense of the word, meaning not-normal, or in a technical definition of anomaly. it actively goes against an animal's purpose--reproduction.

thats my point, and i dont really understand why people have a problem with that

as a disclaimer, i obviously am 100% pro gay rights pro ending heteronormality etc etc etc. but that doesnt mean we should be politically correct and NOT call it what it is.
User avatar #74 - obviousxplains (10/07/2015) [-]
>trying to become mod
>not supposed to take sides in arguments as a mod
>get in first argument in a while
>long, lasts forever
>im clearly right but a few retards keep it up
>makes me look bad if joshlol is considering me which i hope he is
>promise not to do that again if modded
>pls
User avatar #71 to #70 - obviousxplains (09/11/2015) [-]
wow you really did it. im impressed m8
User avatar #59 - obviousxplains (09/08/2015) [-]
ive been gone since march. whats with the new thumbs? are there still dumb theme accounts? do we still care about gamergate? is joshlol still a faggot? why is admin not kim jung un???
User avatar #60 to #59 - joshlol (09/08/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #61 to #60 - obviousxplains (09/10/2015) [-]
why is addy not kim jung un anymore
User avatar #62 to #61 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
idunno
User avatar #63 to #62 - obviousxplains (09/10/2015) [-]
why are we not fj friends anymore?
User avatar #65 to #63 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
u must have removed me
User avatar #64 to #63 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
u must have
User avatar #66 to #64 - obviousxplains (09/10/2015) [-]
i never would do such a thing
User avatar #67 to #66 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
U did!
#68 to #67 - obviousxplains (09/10/2015) [-]
if i did it was an accident
pls 5give me
User avatar #69 to #68 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
i 5give
#58 - obviousxplains (03/02/2015) [-]
New Profile pic. the pipe is almost unnoticeable. oh well
User avatar #57 - obviousxplains (02/27/2015) [-]
>net neutrality is bad
>the dress is blue and black
>rip Lenard Nimoy
#55 - nomsergirl (02/23/2015) [-]
GOOD NIGHT MY LOVE
User avatar #56 to #55 - obviousxplains (02/23/2015) [-]
oh my youve found my account. hm.
User avatar #49 - ohshoot (02/18/2015) [-]
I see you've disliked my yoga pants gif. Nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.
User avatar #50 to #49 - obviousxplains (02/18/2015) [-]
you were so upset with a single down thumb that you had to come to my profile?
talk about being a faggot
User avatar #51 to #50 - ohshoot (02/18/2015) [-]
Quite the contrary, you see, I thought you were straight.
User avatar #52 to #51 - obviousxplains (02/19/2015) [-]
I am, which is why I like small butts.
And even then, its laughable to even suggest that butts are as good as boobs. not even in the same league, really.
#72 to #52 - enslavedyouth (09/24/2015) [-]
You guys with your inferior fetishes.
User avatar #73 to #72 - obviousxplains (09/24/2015) [-]
i actually prefer dem wibbly wobbly knees
#53 to #52 - ohshoot Comment deleted by obviousxplains [-]
User avatar #54 to #53 - obviousxplains (02/19/2015) [-]
no i dont really care
#48 - obviousxplains (02/11/2015) [-]
its a good day on Fj
User avatar #39 - thatsepicman (02/10/2015) [-]
HEY O HOW S IT GOING DUDER I BET YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE ME HERE NOW DID YOU :^) AS YOUR ROOLES PERMIT YOU MUST UPBOAT MY :^)CONTENT OR ELSEYOU WILL HAVE TO K:^):^)ILL YOURSELF OR SOMETHIGN I DIDNT MAKE THYERULE ITS BEEN BURNING AS THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING:^) XDDDDDDDDDD D :^) DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:^):^):^) DDDDDDDDD :^):^):^):^):^)
#40 to #39 - obviousxplains (02/10/2015) [-]
your mother never breastfed you and your teachers gave up on you and focused on students who's futures mattered
User avatar #41 to #40 - thatsepicman (02/10/2015) [-]
WHOA QUIT RAGING BRO QUIT RAGING OUT LLOL CALM DOWN MAN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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User avatar #44 to #42 - obviousxplains (02/10/2015) [-]
see, im someone who likes beibsswiggityswag and chinchillalover, but you,
you, my good sir
you are not going to last a week
because constant hatred gets old unless its constructive
people are going to ignore you, and your account will slowly die until you go back to your old one.
so go do something important with your life and spare us this nonsense.
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#45 to #44 - thatsepicman has deleted their comment [-]
#29 - obviousxplains (01/12/2015) [-]
so close to cancelling out
#23 - lightingmike (12/30/2014) [-]
I haven't seen you for awhile.

How are you doing?

Also, the **** happened to your other account?
User avatar #24 to #23 - obviousxplains (12/30/2014) [-]
i got banned for using the new reply to multiple users feature to spam and call everyone on a thread a faggot at once
it was glorious
but i lost the account.

im not doing well at the moment because of changes in my personal life, but once i come back to FJ I'll be continuing my persona
#25 to #24 - lightingmike (12/30/2014) [-]
That must have been fun.

I'm also not doing really well either because of changes in my personal life too.

Anyway, keep continuing your persona.

My dad passed away 3 months ago.
User avatar #26 to #25 - obviousxplains (12/30/2014) [-]
that trumps my GF leaving me.

my condolences to you and your family
#27 to #26 - lightingmike (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh

Well, don't worry, you've still got us!

Also, thanks, Mr.xplainz.
#21 - Valid (12/19/2014) [-]
ur gay faget
#22 to #21 - obviousxplains (12/19/2014) [-]
better than being a pussy
#2 - randomrolling (12/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - obviousxplains (12/09/2014) [-]
**obviousxplains rolls 021,107,957** glad to see you're still at it
#4 to #3 - randomrolling (12/09/2014) [-]
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