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#43 - np. Also about the smell, I dont even notice it anymore, if th… 9 hours ago on This is my life now 0
#41 - Eh not really any regrets. Just make sure you have doors that …  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on This is my life now 0
User avatar #42 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Shit really? I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the actual help man
User avatar #46 - cablenibbler (8 hours ago) [-]
Be sure to read up on how to ferret proof your home before bringing the fuzzies home. And boxes of packing peanuts are ballpits to them
User avatar #45 - wolfypolli (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone that's been around ferrets since the day I was born, keep in mind that ferrets are a lot of work.
User avatar #43 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
np. Also about the smell, I dont even notice it anymore, if that was a thing holding you back.
#39 - I'm not sure on the bonding. They like to play. They bite but …  [+] (6 new replies) 9 hours ago on This is my life now 0
User avatar #40 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Alright... How come they sound like a straight upgrade to a cat? Is there anything you regret about having your ones?
User avatar #41 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
Eh not really any regrets. Just make sure you have doors that are low to the ground so if you want to be alone you can close them, otherwise they are able to slide under some higher doors.
User avatar #42 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Shit really? I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the actual help man
User avatar #46 - cablenibbler (8 hours ago) [-]
Be sure to read up on how to ferret proof your home before bringing the fuzzies home. And boxes of packing peanuts are ballpits to them
User avatar #45 - wolfypolli (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone that's been around ferrets since the day I was born, keep in mind that ferrets are a lot of work.
User avatar #43 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
np. Also about the smell, I dont even notice it anymore, if that was a thing holding you back.
#37 - Like if it can be knocked over, it'll being knocked over. They…  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on This is my life now 0
User avatar #38 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Sounds exactly like me.

Are they good friends? Like do they bond with the owners at all? Do they bite? Seriously considering getting one now
User avatar #39 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure on the bonding. They like to play. They bite but its not painful. Unless its on your feet. Like mine know me and always come and try to get me to play with them whenever they're out
User avatar #40 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Alright... How come they sound like a straight upgrade to a cat? Is there anything you regret about having your ones?
User avatar #41 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
Eh not really any regrets. Just make sure you have doors that are low to the ground so if you want to be alone you can close them, otherwise they are able to slide under some higher doors.
User avatar #42 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Shit really? I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the actual help man
User avatar #46 - cablenibbler (8 hours ago) [-]
Be sure to read up on how to ferret proof your home before bringing the fuzzies home. And boxes of packing peanuts are ballpits to them
User avatar #45 - wolfypolli (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone that's been around ferrets since the day I was born, keep in mind that ferrets are a lot of work.
User avatar #43 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
np. Also about the smell, I dont even notice it anymore, if that was a thing holding you back.
#35 - You can keep them in cages or let them roam around. If you let…  [+] (10 new replies) 9 hours ago on This is my life now 0
User avatar #36 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
In what way? Like, tear it apart?
User avatar #37 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
Like if it can be knocked over, it'll being knocked over. They also steal anything they "like" and hide it around your house. and they climb on things with no regard to if it will fall down or not. They are very fond of knocking over pop cans.
User avatar #38 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Sounds exactly like me.

Are they good friends? Like do they bond with the owners at all? Do they bite? Seriously considering getting one now
User avatar #39 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure on the bonding. They like to play. They bite but its not painful. Unless its on your feet. Like mine know me and always come and try to get me to play with them whenever they're out
User avatar #40 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Alright... How come they sound like a straight upgrade to a cat? Is there anything you regret about having your ones?
User avatar #41 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
Eh not really any regrets. Just make sure you have doors that are low to the ground so if you want to be alone you can close them, otherwise they are able to slide under some higher doors.
User avatar #42 - whiteniggers (9 hours ago) [-]
Shit really? I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the actual help man
User avatar #46 - cablenibbler (8 hours ago) [-]
Be sure to read up on how to ferret proof your home before bringing the fuzzies home. And boxes of packing peanuts are ballpits to them
User avatar #45 - wolfypolli (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone that's been around ferrets since the day I was born, keep in mind that ferrets are a lot of work.
User avatar #43 - obviouscaptain (9 hours ago) [-]
np. Also about the smell, I dont even notice it anymore, if that was a thing holding you back.
#436 - *roll 9* 03/01/2015 on Name color strawpoll in... -1
#25 - No it doesnt. Burning fat is eating less. Its litterally doing… 02/17/2015 on Couldn't Handle It -2
#14 - why the **** would you stop 02/09/2015 on Close call +9
#85 - So now you're preventing someone who didnt commit a crime from… 02/07/2015 on i had a dream... 0
#51 - Your personal experience means nothing in this situation. Your…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on i had a dream... 0
User avatar #84 - poutinesalad (02/07/2015) [-]
Do you know how hard it is to stand infront of a doorway? Not very.

My personal experience is more valid than your "evidence" you fail to bring up. You obviously dont know what its like standing between an addict and their fix.

Not to mention the fact that you clearly didnt even read that i said if the guy swung at him THEN IT WOULD NOT BE EXCESSIVE FORCE TO DEFEND HIMSELF.

God damn.
User avatar #85 - obviouscaptain (02/07/2015) [-]
So now you're preventing someone who didnt commit a crime from leaving, and preventing all of the other customers for leaving, while escalating the situation. Stand in the doorway? What are you gonna do, block off a 5 foot doorway by yourself? Lol. thats giving you the benefit of the doubt that theres just 1 doorway to the store, and not 2. If your plan to stop a thief is "just stand in the doorway" you're fucking retarded.
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