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#34 - Regina. So many Indians its unreal.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on 'murica 0
User avatar #40 - carlonord (05/26/2015) [-]
Sask eh? I got lucky with my town in that most of the bogans live on the reserves nearby. Though they still manage to cause shit in town from time to time. They get some nice perks too for hunting, fishing, and lake usage. It's not like I have a problem with them, it's the shit they pull and how they act.

A few months ago, they convinced a young boy in my town to sneak into a friend of mine's house, and steal his younger sister's underwear (she's 13-14 idk). Once he did that, he was told to put it all in a tree near the high school, hangin from the branches Now this kid was native too, but he's a good kid, does well in school and this is the first bad thing I've heard out of him. Since then, he's kind of had a bad light cast on him, rightfully so mind you. He was pressured into it, and sure he could've ignored it, but you know how peer pressure works with some people. Hopin they'll get popular and so they make mistakes.
#32 - I know that feel. Whenever Indians get paid they always stumbl…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2015 on 'murica 0
User avatar #33 - carlonord (05/26/2015) [-]
Northwestern Ontario, you?
User avatar #34 - obviouscaptain (05/26/2015) [-]
Regina. So many Indians its unreal.
User avatar #40 - carlonord (05/26/2015) [-]
Sask eh? I got lucky with my town in that most of the bogans live on the reserves nearby. Though they still manage to cause shit in town from time to time. They get some nice perks too for hunting, fishing, and lake usage. It's not like I have a problem with them, it's the shit they pull and how they act.

A few months ago, they convinced a young boy in my town to sneak into a friend of mine's house, and steal his younger sister's underwear (she's 13-14 idk). Once he did that, he was told to put it all in a tree near the high school, hangin from the branches Now this kid was native too, but he's a good kid, does well in school and this is the first bad thing I've heard out of him. Since then, he's kind of had a bad light cast on him, rightfully so mind you. He was pressured into it, and sure he could've ignored it, but you know how peer pressure works with some people. Hopin they'll get popular and so they make mistakes.
#126 - I would not want to live in a country where punishments were d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Candy +1
#183 - ryix (05/22/2015) [-]
Watching two super blue names argue is like when mommy and daddy fight.

Please stop
#197 - xxmemosxx (05/22/2015) [-]
more like this
#123 - If you think it should be different because of the way the vic…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Candy 0
#125 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying. But I *think* it's safe to assume that young girls, on average, will be more adversely affected than young men. I'm sure I could go on scholar.google to find a case study to substantiate that claim but I'm not going to spend the time for funnyjunk.
User avatar #126 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
I would not want to live in a country where punishments were dealt out based on averages instead of the individual circumstances.
Black people are more likely to be repeat offenders, therefore they should have stricter punishments. Its just averages.
#183 - ryix (05/22/2015) [-]
Watching two super blue names argue is like when mommy and daddy fight.

Please stop
#197 - xxmemosxx (05/22/2015) [-]
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#118 - I do. You think that a woman having sex with a child is not as…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Candy 0
#121 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
You seem to fail to understand that men and women are different. It's NOT the same crime. They're very different crimes with very different victims and perpetrators. Prescribing a blanket legalistic punishment to everyone regardless of the circumstances is as oppressive if not more oppressive than the alternative. But, given that you still consider using terminology such as "retarded" to be a viable rhetorical technique, I'm hardly surprised that you can't grasp the nuances of circumstantial crime.
User avatar #123 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
If you think it should be different because of the way the victim is affected, why does gender play a role at all? Why not see how effected the victim was, regardless of sex, and then punish, or not, based on that? This would be better because there could be a male who is damaged beyond repair from it, and a female who is completely okay with what happened.
#125 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying. But I *think* it's safe to assume that young girls, on average, will be more adversely affected than young men. I'm sure I could go on scholar.google to find a case study to substantiate that claim but I'm not going to spend the time for funnyjunk.
User avatar #126 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
I would not want to live in a country where punishments were dealt out based on averages instead of the individual circumstances.
Black people are more likely to be repeat offenders, therefore they should have stricter punishments. Its just averages.
#183 - ryix (05/22/2015) [-]
Watching two super blue names argue is like when mommy and daddy fight.

Please stop
#197 - xxmemosxx (05/22/2015) [-]
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#110 - Yeah, everyone being treated fairly under the law. Which didn'…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Candy 0
#116 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
Im not really sure you grasp the scope of my argument, which is ironic given your username.
User avatar #118 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
I do. You think that a woman having sex with a child is not as bad as a man having sex with a child and that should be reflected in the punishment. I'm saying its retarded and that your personal opinion that the same crime committed by different individuals should have different punishments is worthless.
#121 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
You seem to fail to understand that men and women are different. It's NOT the same crime. They're very different crimes with very different victims and perpetrators. Prescribing a blanket legalistic punishment to everyone regardless of the circumstances is as oppressive if not more oppressive than the alternative. But, given that you still consider using terminology such as "retarded" to be a viable rhetorical technique, I'm hardly surprised that you can't grasp the nuances of circumstantial crime.
User avatar #123 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
If you think it should be different because of the way the victim is affected, why does gender play a role at all? Why not see how effected the victim was, regardless of sex, and then punish, or not, based on that? This would be better because there could be a male who is damaged beyond repair from it, and a female who is completely okay with what happened.
#125 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying. But I *think* it's safe to assume that young girls, on average, will be more adversely affected than young men. I'm sure I could go on scholar.google to find a case study to substantiate that claim but I'm not going to spend the time for funnyjunk.
User avatar #126 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
I would not want to live in a country where punishments were dealt out based on averages instead of the individual circumstances.
Black people are more likely to be repeat offenders, therefore they should have stricter punishments. Its just averages.
#183 - ryix (05/22/2015) [-]
Watching two super blue names argue is like when mommy and daddy fight.

Please stop
#197 - xxmemosxx (05/22/2015) [-]
more like this
#107 - "my personal morals should determine the punishment given…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Candy +3
User avatar #108 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
Not saying mine should, but Im pretty sure morals are whats behind this law in the first place as it isnt biology.
User avatar #110 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, everyone being treated fairly under the law. Which didn't happen in this case. Not "the law only applies to some people"
#116 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
Im not really sure you grasp the scope of my argument, which is ironic given your username.
User avatar #118 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
I do. You think that a woman having sex with a child is not as bad as a man having sex with a child and that should be reflected in the punishment. I'm saying its retarded and that your personal opinion that the same crime committed by different individuals should have different punishments is worthless.
#121 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
You seem to fail to understand that men and women are different. It's NOT the same crime. They're very different crimes with very different victims and perpetrators. Prescribing a blanket legalistic punishment to everyone regardless of the circumstances is as oppressive if not more oppressive than the alternative. But, given that you still consider using terminology such as "retarded" to be a viable rhetorical technique, I'm hardly surprised that you can't grasp the nuances of circumstantial crime.
User avatar #123 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
If you think it should be different because of the way the victim is affected, why does gender play a role at all? Why not see how effected the victim was, regardless of sex, and then punish, or not, based on that? This would be better because there could be a male who is damaged beyond repair from it, and a female who is completely okay with what happened.
#125 - illegalartist (05/22/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying. But I *think* it's safe to assume that young girls, on average, will be more adversely affected than young men. I'm sure I could go on scholar.google to find a case study to substantiate that claim but I'm not going to spend the time for funnyjunk.
User avatar #126 - obviouscaptain (05/22/2015) [-]
I would not want to live in a country where punishments were dealt out based on averages instead of the individual circumstances.
Black people are more likely to be repeat offenders, therefore they should have stricter punishments. Its just averages.
#183 - ryix (05/22/2015) [-]
Watching two super blue names argue is like when mommy and daddy fight.

Please stop
#197 - xxmemosxx (05/22/2015) [-]
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#2 - I enjoyed the comp 05/20/2015 on Nautical Nonsense 0
#18 - Such a stupid argument. They are being vegan because they can,…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Snake? SNAKE! 0
User avatar #84 - neokun (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't know why the fuck you're being thumbed down, he's right guys.

I'm sure you're all against shooting puppies but you'd fucking do it to save yourself.
#22 - NereidALbel (05/20/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised. People die all the time because "prayer is better than chemo, my pastor told me so!"

The only thing known to be truly infinite is human stupidity.
#105 - TurtleOnItsBack (05/21/2015) [-]
pretty much like Steve Jobs
#383 - I live in Canada and we always use hours instead of distance. … 05/19/2015 on Americans As Described by... 0
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