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|Date Signed Up:||12/07/2011|
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|Highest Content Rank:||#2332|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#1059|
|Content Thumbs:||1821 total, 2059 , 238|
|Comment Thumbs:||7646 total, 8426 , 780|
|Content Level Progress:|| 20% (20/100) |
Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie
|Comment Level Progress:|| 10% (10/100) |
Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
|Times Content Favorited:||86 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1194|
|Favorite Tags:||Cars (2) | crashes (2)|
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|#58 - I feel so talentless when I see glorious artwork on here. [+] (6 new replies)||05/06/2013 on Woodburning with a...||+9|
|#59 - I have black hair and brown eyes. **** . [+] (1 new reply)||05/04/2013 on Nice Hitler||+17|
|#45 - Girls' faces when||05/03/2013 on MFW trying to impress a...||+2|
|#103 - 1/6 ply toilet paper.||05/02/2013 on NOPE||+1|
|#121 - Is... is he pushing a s troll er? Poor child.||05/02/2013 on Expensive Banana||+2|
|#86 - I always thought the arrow under Amazon was a smile. [+] (6 new replies)||05/02/2013 on tumblr||+12|
#89 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
derp go teh hell basterd
#90 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
go teh helll!
|#195 - Indeed he did.||05/01/2013 on Armed robbery||0|
|#190 - He began swinging it like a baseball bat. [+] (2 new replies)||05/01/2013 on Armed robbery||0|
|#153 - Gun was probably not loaded. [+] (5 new replies)||05/01/2013 on Armed robbery||+2|
|#265 - Picture||04/28/2013 on sounds about right||0|
|#258 - I wish these people could just die already.||04/28/2013 on sounds about right||0|
|#138 - I hate when girls doesn't English.||04/28/2013 on Facebook (666)||+6|
|#236 - Why in ***** name do these people protest funerals? [+] (6 new replies)||04/28/2013 on sounds about right||0|
#261 - kieranbaker (04/28/2013) [-]
typically they protest military funereals due to the fact that when your in the military you tolerated homosexuality, therefore they believe that if you do that your going to hell when nowhere in the Bible does it say that. For the West Texas explosion....I have no idea
#342 - zorororonoa (04/29/2013) [-]
The most likely protested the texas funeral because they believe that if someone dies in an unnatural way, they deserved it because that was God's "punishment" or some shit. Also, I think (but I'm not sure) they believe that burying the dead and leaving condolences is "idol worshiping" so that might be another reason.
TL;DR they are fucked up
#259 - thedumbledore (04/28/2013) [-]
Because they are a mixture of brainwashed, stupid and ignorant.
They do it because they genuinely believe that these deaths and to an extent ALL unnatural deaths are a punishment from god for sinning. They don't particularly look into who they protest, they just assume they must be sinners (ergo some of the soldier funeral protests).
They take a special liking to protesting the funeral of gay people and large media deaths, because more people will see it and they hope to 'Spread their cause'.
They basically think that people should FEAR god to the highest extent, that women should be handed to husbands by their fathers, that prayer should be mandatory and that not believing in what they do should be punishable by death.
TLDR: They are cray-cray.
|#132 - What the **** is Moon Moon? I've been gone for a week. [+] (7 new replies)||04/28/2013 on Sealing Moon-Moon||+3|
|#89 - At least he's not going to have a terrible mother.||04/27/2013 on Bitches today||+1|
|#115 - BRB let me change my panties.||04/27/2013 on Exile||+3|
|#94 - Thank you.||04/26/2013 on Don't fuck with /b/||0|
|#89 - Sauce? [+] (2 new replies)||04/26/2013 on Don't fuck with /b/||0|
|#156 - Comment deleted||04/26/2013 on Mah Nigga||0|
|#198 - Picture||04/23/2013 on This Guy||+3|
|#194 - Here's a thought Maybe she's not into you. [+] (20 new replies)||04/23/2013 on This Guy||+5|
#213 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
um maybe she didnt know he was into her and didnt realize she was "leading him on"
I've had guy friends for a long time and eventually they always say i've lead them on and?? I thought they just wanted to me friend. But I forgot, guys can't be nice to you unless they want to fuck you.
#233 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
i see where your coming from, but if someone buys you roses and valentines cards, chances are theyre into, ive never had a girl come up to me buy me something expensive, give me valentines cards, and ask me to dance with them and been like "oh cool she just wants to be my friend"
#250 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
... your one of them huh? look im not saying its like you cant be freinds, but i dont go and buy my best friend "whos a guy" valentines stuff cus he didnt have a valentine, were friends about as close as they get, but theres a line between what friends do like going to see a movie, buying a gift for a birthday etc, and being more then friends and hinting at something, buy buying roses the tell tale sign of romance, or asking for someone to dance with you, if your crush went up to you bought you roses and a lovey dovey valentines card, do you think hes just being friendly? probly not, and the fact is hes probly not trying to be friendly, theres a difference between being friendly and flirting
#225 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
"um" isn't a word. It's a fucking grunt. Every time I see someone type this out, I want to bitch slap them.
#221 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
They weren't even friends. You think after all that (including the Valentine's shit) she was that oblivious?
And no, we can be nice to you without wanting to fuck you. When someone persists for that long just for a girl's attention, fucking her is honestly the furthest thing from his mind.
#222 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
"If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex."
I think that words it p well.
im going to get so much hate for this
#197 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody's into you either.
|#223 - We read of "Mice and Men". MFW at the end. [+] (2 new replies)||04/23/2013 on The Great Gatsby||+5|
|#181 - I actually feel really bad for her...||04/22/2013 on Dafuq||+4|
|#20 - I thought they put the luggage in the bottom... [+] (8 new replies)||04/21/2013 on Glass Floored Plane||+93|
#145 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
it looks like normal feminist
#139 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
|#91 - Your name is so gloriously blue.||04/21/2013 on Hello.||+1|