To keep stupid people alive.

Moron kid tried to eat it in a single bite. Choked on toy.

Actually it's because the FDA doesn't allow any non edible object to be inside an edible object. It's pretty impossible to even try to swallow those capsules to choke on them. It's still retarded I love those things but I don't have relatives out of the country anymore to send them to me.

I'm guessing the parents sued the company because they couldn't breed a more intelligent child?

Yup. Only in America, where you can get rich off of stupidity.


Fuck yea.

'Murica.

Because he's mentally handicapped, accidentally killed a girl, and was going to be tortured and lynched without knowing why. His friend didn't want him to have to go through that. So did his best to make his last moments happy ones.

I asked why he posted it. :L

If a guy assumes you're always flirting when you're not, that means there's only one thing on his mind:

SEX.

I'm a guy, I know.

yeah. and it has a bunch of tires rolling behind it.

it's funny because in the end of the movie, it actually does get reincarnated into a tricycle.

Are you serious

yeah. and it has a bunch of tires rolling behind it.

Your religion isn't the only one that practices marriage, so it's a stretch to say that fundamental Catholicism has any right to determine what qualifies a marriage in the eyes of the law.

Example: I'm Unitarian Universalist and my church/religion marries gay people and supports gay marriage.

I'm a good dancer; they'll come for me.

They got mad.

If anybody wants the wallpaper.

In the words of robin williams (paraphrased because my memory sucks): "If you're married for 40 years, it's always the same sex."

Hey! Carry on having an awesome name!

That's how I walk to school everyday.

I've been on it. The only reason why I don't like it, is because I see it all over FJ 2 days after which pisses me off. I can't enjoy both sites at the same time if they have the same content, so I just go on FJ.

Also, I have to mention, I've never really hated 9gag.

I never been on it, so yeah.

I've been on it. The only reason why I don't like it, is because I see it all over FJ 2 days after which pisses me off. I can't enjoy both sites at the same time if they have the same content, so I just go on FJ.

Mainly because he's using Funnyjunk to advertise another funny image sharing site. It's like going to a coke store to advertise pepsi.

Oh, okay. Thanks.

Also, I have to mention, I've never really hated 9gag.

I never been on it, so yeah.

I've been on it. The only reason why I don't like it, is because I see it all over FJ 2 days after which pisses me off. I can't enjoy both sites at the same time if they have the same content, so I just go on FJ.

Your screen name makes me chuckle lol.

i was even chuckling to myself when i posted this