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#10 - Because everyone that uses the same website is forced to have … 05/05/2014 on Very gay -2
#33 - Goddamn Liam is such an animal. You ever hit Laguna? 04/21/2014 on This Is a Flowboard 0
#30 - I think people that are Jewish should have to wear gold stars …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2014 on I don't even I'm crying +118
User avatar #229 - hexadecimated (04/21/2014) [-]
Too bad the "Aryan race" wasn't based around hair or eye color at all. What you're spewing is some elementary-grade shit.
#114 - stalini (04/21/2014) [-]
Hitler did not care about eye/hair colours though.

Get your facts straight
User avatar #44 - thenewgizmobox (04/21/2014) [-]
master race
#36 - ellojello (04/21/2014) [-]
I think a lethal, incurable, contagious, visually non-detectable disease is different than someone's ethnicity... I mean, I get what you're trying to do, but this is still hyperbole to a gross extent.

I am in agreement with anon poster (fuck me, right?); although I don't think their ID needs to be visible for all to see. Until we can cure these diseases, people should have a way of knowing if their current sexual partner is carrying it or not. I would not be opposed to legislation saying that people who get positively diagnosed with HIV (or any other non-curable contagious disease) must have their license updated saying that they had it. That way it is still discreet, not a fucking star on your chest, and any sexual partner and simply ask to look at it beforehand.

This is of course, I serious post in response to your not-so-serious one and I'm sure my attempt at trying to start some kind of dialog will be met with down votes and insults... Go for it.
User avatar #51 - kinginyellow (04/21/2014) [-]
well there's the whole test you can have your partner do, and you can easily ask them to be tested before hand and get the doctor to confirm, especially considering I'm pretty sure it's illegal to not share that info if asked (at least HIV for sure) and that way it can't be hidden from a future sexual partner.

Plus anyone unwilling to be tested would just be turned down, nobody in their right mind would forget the test for the sake of love. My gf said she loves and trusts me 100% but still asked I get tested and I respect a person's right to ask. Never understood the offense with being asked, some people just don't know they might have something bad.
#265 - ellojello (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes, I agree, and that is an alright option if you are in a monogamous committed relationship; however not everyone is in one and not everyone wants to be in one. Sometimes people just want a fling, which is when the ID saying if your a positive or not comes in. I really don't think that going "Hey, babe, wanna come back to my place... after a quick stop at the clinic so we can both get tested?" is really going to pull in the women. Whereas having it on an ID takes 5 seconds and doesn't involving going out of your way.
User avatar #95 - defeats (04/21/2014) [-]
I have also been asked if I had any STDs, apparently I had a reputation of having a lot of girlfriends (at this time I'd only ever had 2 girlfriends and slept with 1 of them...).
So I told her the truth etc, then I asked her... She went full retard mode and got all defensive, as if I was returning an insult to her.
I asked her only because she asked me, it made me think her ex or somebody hadn't told her about an STD and she contracted it.

But yeah that was actually the last time I saw her.

I've spoken to people on FJ about it before, and most of them say they'd refuse to get tested if a partner asked them. Which doesn't make sense to me, but this is probably why so many of them are virgins into their 20s.
User avatar #203 - kinginyellow (04/21/2014) [-]
Yep, I didn't mind getting tested at all, it's actually a good relief to know for sure you don't have anything. I actually got scared once from an ingrown hair from shaving without any shaving cream.
#13 - Yeah, but there's also a plane in the picture.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Life is a series of... +422
User avatar #157 - miia (04/16/2014) [-]
took me a second
#107 - magictheg (04/16/2014) [-]
#39 - foelkera (04/16/2014) [-]
beautiful.
User avatar #30 - rokulda (04/16/2014) [-]
jokexplain?
User avatar #31 - rokulda (04/16/2014) [-]
NEVERMIND LOL GOT IT
User avatar #41 - anonefgthree (04/16/2014) [-]
Explain please
User avatar #42 - rokulda (04/16/2014) [-]
The 1st comment is saying that the kid is the expensive mistake and then the reply was saying that there's also a plane in the gif
User avatar #46 - psykobear (04/16/2014) [-]
First comment was talking about the plane.
Second made it look as if he was talking about the kid.
User avatar #47 - rokulda (04/16/2014) [-]
FUCK i thought that's what i was getting across
User avatar #43 - anonefgthree (04/16/2014) [-]
Hahaha oh wow, thanks
#22 - spermanentthreat (04/15/2014) [-]
#14 - MrRock (04/15/2014) [-]
A+ comment
#127547 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127569 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
find a way to talk to her
like qwertyjr said thru her friends that hopefully you may know
juast say hey whats up, ive seen you around
cause you know im goodlookin your goodlookin, we got something going on here
#127497 - What do I say? sorry for being so clueless  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127512 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
ahhh a simple hi
example
you: Hi (: bitches love smiley faces
girl: heyyy
you: wyd?
see where im goin at?
#127547 - obliviouspineapple has deleted their comment.
User avatar #127569 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
find a way to talk to her
like qwertyjr said thru her friends that hopefully you may know
juast say hey whats up, ive seen you around
cause you know im goodlookin your goodlookin, we got something going on here
#127464 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127564 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/14/2014) [-]
Over social media is pretty hard.
Simply sending a message insinuates a lot.
Although, it may be best to bite the bullet and shoot her a message saying "Hi" or something similar.
#127468 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
hello good sir the doctor is in mufuggah!

well just talk to her thru facebook, or if you see her IRL just confront her smooth like girls love confidence so dont be shy man, go up to her with them big ass balls
#127497 - obliviouspineapple (04/14/2014) [-]
What do I say? sorry for being so clueless
User avatar #127512 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
ahhh a simple hi
example
you: Hi (: bitches love smiley faces
girl: heyyy
you: wyd?
see where im goin at?
#127547 - obliviouspineapple has deleted their comment.
User avatar #127569 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
find a way to talk to her
like qwertyjr said thru her friends that hopefully you may know
juast say hey whats up, ive seen you around
cause you know im goodlookin your goodlookin, we got something going on here
User avatar #127467 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
The best way to meet a girl is thru connections. You know, like a friend of a friend. Another way to meet a girl is to go to a social event. A party, club, or a meeting of sort. Now, meeting a girl on a street i'm not too sure about. You can do it, open the convo with like "what time is it?" or "Do you know how to get (Insert area here). Once she responds that is your chance. Still some of my female friends say they hate gettin hit on in public. Could be just a nyc thing though. But lastly, be confident. Keep trying, don't give up. You can do it lil' nigga.
#9 - Ah man, you have some pretty killer episodes coming up. Have y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Just Girly Things -1
User avatar #11 - alienfish (04/03/2014) [-]
Almost there
#268 - Change the whole white background, black text scheme. It's a l… 04/02/2014 on Plastic Mom 1 (BCG's Mom) -1
#30 - lol 03/09/2014 on I fuked yo mum -1
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