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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
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#20 - It's Bo ******* Burnham, he can use an African ch… 06/01/2013 on Money from the Internet +4
#19 - It's actually been... um... "disproven" that used ga… 05/27/2013 on Xbox One +1
#291 - But for those specs, I'd be spending a lot of less. Buddy of m… 05/22/2013 on /v/ on Xbox ONE 0
#46 - More RAM? It has the same amount my comp does! At lea…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on /v/ on Xbox ONE +1
User avatar #83 - jonnyfunk (05/22/2013) [-]
> assuming
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User avatar #291 - obliquezombie (05/22/2013) [-]
But for those specs, I'd be spending a lot of less. Buddy of mine has an Alienware (I know, I know), and he paid 2.5k for it. A BEAST of a machine, to be sure, but if I want rig-like PC experiences on a laptop, I'd probably end up paying $500 less than that.

Whereas the Xbox One might be... $300, $400? Not made considering the insides.

But fuck that, it looks like it's gonna be all about "TV" and movies and social media and bullshit.
#37 - You bitch about this, don't save, and expect us to be on your …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Final boss, almost beat... 0
User avatar #38 - coltari (05/12/2013) [-]
A big one...
#435 - The idea of God, assuming there is one, is that he doesn't h… 05/10/2013 on This hits hard +1
#183 - If you believe this is real, I don't think you have the right … 05/07/2013 on Too good not to share 0
#60 - Wow. That was so interesting. Please keep sharing pictures of …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on being Zach Galifinakis +2
#62 - MAHEREX (05/07/2013) [-]
Exactly why I didn't waste my time. Who gives a fuck?
#61 - tenthdivine (05/07/2013) [-]
Kay, here's one where I had a mohawk for ya <3

No autographs please
#29 - wtf craig 05/04/2013 on Nice Things -1
#6 - Can you explain to me the popularity of longboards? For real. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on aliens 0
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
I don't know, I ride both. Both are awesome.
#10 - niggazoid (05/03/2013) [-]
Their soft wheels and turning radius make them great cruisers. However, some people (like me) like to go really fast on them downhill. And then there are the ones that like to do tricks.

Recently, companies are starting to make double kick boards, and the sports are becoming more homogeneous (skate/ long).

I like longboarding, but I LOVE skateboards in general (4 wheels, 2 trucks and wooden board). It is dazzlingl to see skateboarders do tricks in the air, and it is liberating to go 80+kph. However, it is subject to preference. True skaters just love the sport in general.

It is starting to get popular because its the new fad, like scooters, rollerblades, and so on.
#23 - longboarding (05/04/2013) [-]
I am 2nd to none, bitch.
User avatar #8 - apokalyptonaut (05/03/2013) [-]
Longboards are a more comfortable ride, bigger and usually softer wheels make it so you won't slam on your face going over little bumps, cracks and pebbles. Regular skateboards are more for tricks, longboards are more for cruising and downhill
#83 - Cool idea, to be sure, but it's like those "country girls…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on The only way to go to prom. +1
#133 - katsa (05/03/2013) [-]
Now I think that it is a nice dress and I can still wear it on halloween and stuff. I didn't want to go to prom anyways, so I figured I might as well have fun.
#105 - If you're into JRPGs that aren't turn-based, check out any Tal… 05/01/2013 on FPS vs RPG 0
#104 - A few months? Yeah, maybe if I played for half an hour a day. 05/01/2013 on FPS vs RPG 0
#342 - Decent, yet garnered a 1/10. Please never become a critic. 05/01/2013 on Cheesy taturs +5
#52 - It's always that goddamn DPS dude. That goddamned DPSer. 05/01/2013 on WoW Dungeon qeues +2
#102 - Ironic, considering your username.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Wise Wil 0
User avatar #114 - thegamerslife (05/01/2013) [-]
Why is that?
#43 - Bacon's pretty good. But I still don't understand why…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on I didn't think it was... +1
User avatar #58 - sora2534 (04/30/2013) [-]
America loves bacon...that's pretty much it. There's no real psychiatric reason or anything by it. We just love bacon.

It's like if an English teacher were to say "The author made the curtains blue because he wrote this during a moment of sadness in his life." Then that same author comes in, pimp slaps the teacher, and says, "No! Because they were FUCKING BLUE!"

TL;DR: There's no reason.
#47 - alexanderh (04/30/2013) [-]
It tastes good with almost any food. It's good on it's own, and is a great accessory for pretty much any food.
User avatar #45 - sketchysketchist (04/30/2013) [-]
It's practically a meme people accepted as a fact.
I hate bacon, but I see it as a once every now and then thing rather than the meal of the gods.
#72 - Why are people freaking out about this? Cool, yes, lucky, of c… 04/28/2013 on 404 +1
#5 - 1. Used memes 2. Overtly proud of playing LoL Please GTFO 04/24/2013 on LoL +2
#146 - There's no point in trying to understand it. It's like arguing… 04/24/2013 on Hell for Atheists 0
#16 - With the amount of cursing he did, I'm starting to think he's … 04/23/2013 on The headbanger's cook book. +1
#106 - I understand what the post is conveying, but if hell did exi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Hell for Atheists 0
User avatar #131 - trimageryan (04/24/2013) [-]
I never understood the concept of hell. It's a place made by an all forgiving god that makes you suffer for all eternity for doing exactly what he knew you were going to do thousands of years before you did it, ruled by a guy who hated gods unfair treatment of humans so he tortures them and follows gods rules about it...
User avatar #146 - obliquezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
There's no point in trying to understand it. It's like arguing about life after death.

Won't know until we get there, huh?
#115 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
That's just what they make it out to be, but maybe, just maybe, it's pretty fuckin' bad ass.
#12 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on Man going on vacation +1
#21 - How is that "rustle" worthy?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Wash cloth in space +14
#32 - liquidz (04/21/2013) [-]
Hmm... because brushes kinda make a rustling sound?

I... dunno otherwise
#36 - greenstrongworld (04/21/2013) [-]
You deserve a thumb.
#18 - That is a nice bit of animation. Any chance you know where tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on The Hunger Games 0
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (04/21/2013) [-]
Bakemonogatari. plenty of plot and plenty of plot.
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice ************* day faggot
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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#39 - theonlyg ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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