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obliquezombie

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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
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#155 - Comment deleted 01/30/2012 on Definitions 1 +2
#153 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2012 on Definitions 1 +8
#156 - improbablyyourdad Comment deleted by obliquezombie
#148 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2012 on Definitions 1 +6
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#147 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2012 on Definitions 1 -1
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#379 - That's so weird, why didn't he say a song title? Or an artist?… 01/30/2012 on I Will Sing Like This To My... +2
#347 - Ew. You're gross. 01/30/2012 on Make it stop, let this end -7
#504 - Someone is obviously inbred. 01/29/2012 on Star Fox +5
#503 - That almost made me tear up. Whether true or not, and… 01/29/2012 on Star Fox +7
#368 - Okay, I will admit... I HATED the Thalmor. HATED THEM. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! 0
User avatar #446 - blurpleman (01/29/2012) [-]
I finished the Dark Brotherhood questline before joining the legion...is that a problem?
User avatar #375 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Not sure why dragons still attack me, i showed them who's boss by kicking alduin's ass.
Dragons why don't you respect me??
#342 - Woah, gay people... watch out.... At least they welco…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! 0
User avatar #343 - hurpderpp (01/28/2012) [-]
well i sacked solitude and made all the empire solders my bitches including genrel tullius MY BITCH
User avatar #353 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Why hate the legion so much?
Yes they pretty much told the people of skyrim to fuck off but they had to do it or they would get destroyed during the great war so you see they were forced to accept the demands of the thalmor
User avatar #355 - hurpderpp (01/28/2012) [-]
Im sorry its my Stormcloak brain taking over i dont care bout them alot just the thalmor
#360 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #368 - obliquezombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Okay, I will admit... I HATED the Thalmor. HATED THEM.

That's why I joined the Empire solely because the Emperor is a pretty cool guy. I'm a freelancer, man. I'm joined with Paarthurnax all the way!

PAARTHURNAX RULES!
User avatar #446 - blurpleman (01/29/2012) [-]
I finished the Dark Brotherhood questline before joining the legion...is that a problem?
User avatar #375 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Not sure why dragons still attack me, i showed them who's boss by kicking alduin's ass.
Dragons why don't you respect me??
#81 - HAH! Zoolander. Two big ************* pi… 01/28/2012 on i hate it +1
#339 - **** , IT'S THE SPEEZ MAHRINES!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! +4
User avatar #344 - warzon (01/28/2012) [-]
Prepare the cannon fodder!
#338 - Can anyone get me any of these pictures in a decently big size… 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! +3
#337 - Stormcloaks are a bunch of racist bigots. **** …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! +2
User avatar #340 - hurpderpp (01/28/2012) [-]
empire are a bunch of Lamar Smiths who get gay-ass armour!
User avatar #342 - obliquezombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Woah, gay people... watch out....

At least they welcomed by Orc Warrior with open arms. Which led me to sacking Winterhold and making Ulfric my bitch. :P
User avatar #343 - hurpderpp (01/28/2012) [-]
well i sacked solitude and made all the empire solders my bitches including genrel tullius MY BITCH
User avatar #353 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Why hate the legion so much?
Yes they pretty much told the people of skyrim to fuck off but they had to do it or they would get destroyed during the great war so you see they were forced to accept the demands of the thalmor
User avatar #355 - hurpderpp (01/28/2012) [-]
Im sorry its my Stormcloak brain taking over i dont care bout them alot just the thalmor
#360 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #368 - obliquezombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Okay, I will admit... I HATED the Thalmor. HATED THEM.

That's why I joined the Empire solely because the Emperor is a pretty cool guy. I'm a freelancer, man. I'm joined with Paarthurnax all the way!

PAARTHURNAX RULES!
User avatar #446 - blurpleman (01/29/2012) [-]
I finished the Dark Brotherhood questline before joining the legion...is that a problem?
User avatar #375 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Not sure why dragons still attack me, i showed them who's boss by kicking alduin's ass.
Dragons why don't you respect me??
#331 - Brilliant, thanks for the edit!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! 0
User avatar #346 - loveyameanish (01/28/2012) [-]
I didn't make it, just found it, credit to the mystery person who made it :)
#499 - Because* you're* 01/28/2012 on I wub you guise. 0
#302 - Hey, homeuax ? <----  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on I wub you guise. -4
User avatar #339 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
I bet you don't even know what that's from...
Fag
#159 - WANT.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! +4
#168 - loveyameanish (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #331 - obliquezombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Brilliant, thanks for the edit!
User avatar #346 - loveyameanish (01/28/2012) [-]
I didn't make it, just found it, credit to the mystery person who made it :)
#299 - "Dubstep?" Really? There's not connotations to it, i…  [+] (38 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I wub you guise. -18
#337 - carlose (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #329 - TheUsername (01/28/2012) [-]
Who said we are talking about Skrilly?
User avatar #323 - loewenstern (01/28/2012) [-]
And you think anyone else gives a shit about YOUR opinions?
User avatar #319 - drillur (01/28/2012) [-]
It's a joke, dude. And it's not a fad. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others will eventually see the light like you have, lol. Lamar Smith
User avatar #308 - fuckyeaface (01/28/2012) [-]
dubstep is the shittiest "music", if you can call it that, i've ever heard.
#303 - BigFatEraser (01/28/2012) [-]
You don't get the joke do you..
User avatar #301 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Dubstep is bullshit. I'd rather listen to Justin Bieber. At least his VOICE is semi-real.
#326 - carlose (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #328 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
No, not a fan. But I'd rather hear an autotuned mess than the sounds of a dying garbage truck.
#330 - carlose (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #334 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Explain to me why it's good, then. All I hear when I hear Dubstep is 404'd Techno.
#335 - carlose (01/28/2012) [-]
dubstep is awesome nuff said
User avatar #338 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Give me a logical reason, dumbfuck. "Dubstep is awesome" is not an explanation, neither is "Rock music is better", which I was thinking about saying.
User avatar #347 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
We like the sound, you can go listen to your music and we listen to ours
I personally love rock and dubstep, but dubstep is the only new music that I can stand, Why? Because I like it.
Explain how you like music
It's hard to explain music, and dubstep is even harder
This is funnyjunk, for funnies.
This is a joke about dubstep
If you don't get it you're a moron.
"Lets not argue and bicker about who killed who, This is supposed to be a happy occasion!"
And if not happy atleast funny.
#351 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Now why can't this Lamar Smithbasket Carlose be like you and give an intelligent response?
User avatar #355 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
I almost always have an intelligent response, if not I just say, screw it and laugh at the argument

#358 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Well, you have earned a pinkie.

<<<MFW your responses.
#363 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
You gave me 2 pics that Im gonna use all the time
Here's one for a ton of occasions, and another that I made
#364 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
#370 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Might use that GIF, but the green face? Explain, please.

<<<MFW that GIF.
User avatar #375 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
A way of laughing, editted from an anon on 4chan
#376 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
I use this.
User avatar #496 - drillur (01/28/2012) [-]
you would use that, Lamar Smith
User avatar #990 - keiishiyama (01/29/2012) [-]
"Fabulous" is a kickass word. Don't hate it 'til you try it.
User avatar #380 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
I love that pic
/watch?v=1s85VfbfVz8
What it's from

#344 - thewickedgoose (01/28/2012) [-]
i agree with you, but there is now way you can win an internet fight when you have an opinion.
User avatar #345 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Everyone has an opinion. You can only win when your opinion is the minority.

I hate Dubstep, and that's not changing.
#349 - thewickedgoose (01/28/2012) [-]
#353 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
pinkie for you because you made me WTF.
#354 - thewickedgoose (01/28/2012) [-]
#341 - carlose (01/28/2012) [-]
why don't you jump of a bridge
#343 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
Why don't you try and give me an intelligent, thought-out response, like I did for you?
#346 - carlose (01/28/2012) [-]
because your a Lamar Smithgot
User avatar #499 - obliquezombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Because* you're*
#373 - keiishiyama (01/28/2012) [-]
A Lamar Smithgot?

<<<MFW

Now go shove a tire iron up your ass.
#300 - Ken M (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't think you get the joke...
#302 - obliquezombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Hey, homeuax?

<----
User avatar #339 - charetarded (01/28/2012) [-]
I bet you don't even know what that's from...
Fag
#88 - In the way this person used it, it was purely French. I took F… 01/27/2012 on Every fucking time. +1
#151 - A cat you say? 01/27/2012 on kisses +7
#89 - HAH! Made me chuckle. Good job, OP! 01/27/2012 on Fuck +1
#70 - You used a combination of "le" ("l'epicaly draw…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2012 on Every fucking time. -8
#75 - arcticvenom (01/27/2012) [-]
in proper gramatical terms (if you want to go there) you can use ' to replace a letter as in an' so stop picking out each individual mistake and get on with life you sad ass mother fucker
#88 - obliquezombie (01/27/2012) [-]
In the way this person used it, it was purely French. I took French for three years, and when "le" (the) is paired another word starting with a vowel, such as "epic," the "e" is taken out and the two words are combined.

Shit's not even English, motherfucker. I'm fully aware the apostrophe replacing letters in words, such as "chillin' " and "ol'."

I wasn't picking out the mistakes, I'm picking out how fucking stupid "le" and "el" are.

JUST FUCKING USE "THE!"
#200 - PAHAHAHA, good job, OP! I got a good laugh out of that one. … 01/27/2012 on drugs +8
#71 - Hmm... you seemed to have missed the point. See, thin… 01/27/2012 on Comeback +3

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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice ************* day faggot
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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#39 - theonlyg (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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