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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Last Login:8/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#21288
Highest Content Rank:#10516
Highest Comment Rank:#1106
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Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:10193
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Total Comments Made:1535
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#145 - Ew, not those Transformers movies! They weren't horrible, effe… 01/31/2012 on BADASS HUGO -2
#100 - I sense another fad about to happen... Humanity, please resist. :( 01/31/2012 on Tittle +1
#739 - Implying that I'm Christian, which is easy to answer if you wo… 01/31/2012 on Has a Point 0
#42 - Hehehe... I giggled heartily. 01/31/2012 on oh stickdudes, you so funny 0
#270 - I'm not for pro-Christian or pro-Atheist, I'm pro-Believe-what…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2012 on Has a Point -8
#307 - feenuxrite (01/31/2012) [-]
#739 - obliquezombie (01/31/2012) [-]
Implying that I'm Christian, which is easy to answer if you would just read it...

This is why no one respects Atheists. They're a bunch of pretentious douchebags who slander everyone's beliefs who aren't exactly related to their own.

Sure, give me red pinkies because I disagree with you lot, once again. Please, make my faith in humanity go down just that much more.
#293 - ilovetocuddle (01/31/2012) [-]
When I tell either side I'm agnostic they try to recruit me -_-
User avatar #278 - mrkerfuffle (01/31/2012) [-]
Actually, atheism is the belief that FUCKING SCIENCE HAPPENED.
#290 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
and that came from?... get where I am taking this?
User avatar #294 - mrkerfuffle (01/31/2012) [-]
First: Nothing.
Second: Boom.
Third: FUCKING SCIENCE n' SHIT
#28 - Picture 01/30/2012 on Papercraft Part 2 +12
#2 - OC by: G;lkjweas;k But no, pretty good. 01/30/2012 on RACHEL!!!! 0
#91 - I looked at that car for a good minute, trying to figure out w… 01/30/2012 on Misc comp 4 +4
#64 - Are you high?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2012 on Cool cop +1
User avatar #70 - jlhaehl (01/30/2012) [-]
I loaded a new rom on my droid phone to remove bloatware and have more freedom (tether hack), and in doing so my keyboard lights are malfunctioning and need adjusted. Sorry for the earlier post, if you'd like i can explain what my original intent was, do not break up weed in the car, seeing a bong in the car is probable cause to search the vehicle, joints are best for cars cause its hard to eat a pipe.

i am not high......at the moment
#174 - This very video made bears my favorite animal... God, I love them. 01/30/2012 on True Bros +2
#300 - Yeah.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2012 on Funny stuff I found on 9gag. 0
User avatar #311 - anthonyd (01/30/2012) [-]
I weep for our species
#316 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
I weep for FJ. Just because it was an attack on ninegag all the retarded 12 year olds pinkie it up
#1 - Ooohhh, man, I remember that game. I haven't played it in year… 01/30/2012 on Runescape +1
#388 - Wow, this is fantastic. That artistry is amazing. Any…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2012 on leviathan comp part deux +3
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User avatar #391 - CTscan (01/30/2012) [-]
vilgax
#354 - Comment deleted 01/30/2012 on make up your mind +8
#144 - Dat Batman shirt... WHERE CAN I PURCHASE THIS?!  [+] (20 new replies) 01/30/2012 on That was not a countdown!! +3
#152 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
What did I just see.
User avatar #169 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
Are you a wizard?
User avatar #173 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
Wizard with a bubble pipe.
DON'T FORGET THE BUBBLE PIPE DAMN IT
User avatar #183 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
Only if you dont forget the muffins...
#184 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
Never :3
#186 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
Never forget the muffins or never on the only if you dont forget the muffins?
let the battle of wits begins
MUFFINS
#189 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
Never forget the muffins
Oh it is on.
/b/ GET IN HERE
#191 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
Aw hell no...
Angry commisar pony is PISSED
BREAD?
In my funnyjunk?

Its more li-*BLAM*
#193 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
I am sorry, but this is a private party. There is no Commisar Pony on my list.




Brushie Brushie :3
#194 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
...Three seconds later

And then they said i wasnt on the party list...And i lazered the crap out of them
-commisar fuklaw pony is best pony
#198 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
how dare you...

HOW DARE YOU
User avatar #199 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
How dare i?

HOW DARE I?!
how dare you hurt commisar ponys feelings >:
#200 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
I'm sorry
You should really be more careful next time you express your opinions on funnyjunk


no seriously, sh*tstorm every time.
#201 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
I was only messing around myself.

and of course i understand
<---
#202 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
Okay good at least you understand
I wish I haven't learned the hard way though :C

#204 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
I wished i got to lazer more space marine users.
Because again..
Friendship cannon
#208 - beefchops (01/30/2012) [-]
Why does that picture remind me of LOIC every damn time?
User avatar #210 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
Its probley is.
#229 - triforcesage (01/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #277 - warzon (01/30/2012) [-]
And lazers.
#155 - Comment deleted 01/30/2012 on Definitions 1 +2
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#147 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2012 on Definitions 1 -1
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#379 - That's so weird, why didn't he say a song title? Or an artist?… 01/30/2012 on I Will Sing Like This To My... +2
#347 - Ew. You're gross. 01/30/2012 on Make it stop, let this end -7
#504 - Someone is obviously inbred. 01/29/2012 on Star Fox +5
#503 - That almost made me tear up. Whether true or not, and… 01/29/2012 on Star Fox +7
#368 - Okay, I will admit... I HATED the Thalmor. HATED THEM. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! 0
User avatar #446 - blurpleman (01/29/2012) [-]
I finished the Dark Brotherhood questline before joining the legion...is that a problem?
User avatar #375 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Not sure why dragons still attack me, i showed them who's boss by kicking alduin's ass.
Dragons why don't you respect me??
#342 - Woah, gay people... watch out.... At least they welco…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2012 on Join the Empire! 0
User avatar #343 - hurpderpp (01/28/2012) [-]
well i sacked solitude and made all the empire solders my bitches including genrel tullius MY BITCH
User avatar #353 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Why hate the legion so much?
Yes they pretty much told the people of skyrim to fuck off but they had to do it or they would get destroyed during the great war so you see they were forced to accept the demands of the thalmor
User avatar #355 - hurpderpp (01/28/2012) [-]
Im sorry its my Stormcloak brain taking over i dont care bout them alot just the thalmor
#360 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #368 - obliquezombie (01/28/2012) [-]
Okay, I will admit... I HATED the Thalmor. HATED THEM.

That's why I joined the Empire solely because the Emperor is a pretty cool guy. I'm a freelancer, man. I'm joined with Paarthurnax all the way!

PAARTHURNAX RULES!
User avatar #446 - blurpleman (01/29/2012) [-]
I finished the Dark Brotherhood questline before joining the legion...is that a problem?
User avatar #375 - mariochat (01/28/2012) [-]
Not sure why dragons still attack me, i showed them who's boss by kicking alduin's ass.
Dragons why don't you respect me??
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice ************* day faggot
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
#41 - donuthomer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 - theonlyg (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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