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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
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#1885 - Been there, understand that brethren. 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
#85 - That's not a stick figure, it's a cartooon with a square body,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Bridge too far 0
User avatar #86 - warioteam (10/30/2013) [-]
I hope to god you are trolling.
#43 - Did you (or whoever created this) really just copy the art sty…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Bridge too far -1
#76 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
Did you seriously just insinuate that a stick person is copywritten?
User avatar #69 - warioteam (10/29/2013) [-]
Its a stickman.
Its not fucking copyrighted.
User avatar #85 - obliquezombie (10/30/2013) [-]
That's not a stick figure, it's a cartooon with a square body, a round head, and stick arms and legs, not to mention color.

Kinda, you know, exactly like this: www . explosm.net/comics/3351/

A stick figure is like three lines and a circle.

You're telling me that's not exactly the same?
User avatar #86 - warioteam (10/30/2013) [-]
I hope to god you are trolling.
#77 - biddo (10/30/2013) [-]
lmfao seriously...
#110 - I love owning books in paper form, too--I actually think it's … 10/29/2013 on more impressive +1
#72 - Mmmm genwunners. 10/21/2013 on dem feels 0
#38 - But BUT What if, what if. The OC sucked? A…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Thumbing on Funnyjunk +3
User avatar #39 - mythiccat (10/21/2013) [-]
Hehe, don't get me wrong, I love a good repost. :3
#92 - Comment deleted 10/20/2013 on description 0
#20 - Comment deleted 10/16/2013 on Dear Princess Celestia 0
#77 - I think the point is that furries find this stuff attractive. … 10/11/2013 on Convention People +4
#20 - Never have children, meph.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/20/2013 on I like this. +14
#30 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
"I disagree with you, so you, another human being who is just as much a person as I am, should not have children and never experience the feelings felt while playing with your son on a warm afternoon. Because you said something I don't like."

We all get caught up arguing that we don't realize what we say. I know quite a few people who are actually sterile and would give anything for a natural-born child. Can we lay off each other?
#313 - lolwhatusername (09/21/2013) [-]
You're looking to far into it. When that's used as a closing statement, it's just to remind the other debater that they are acting foolish and ignorant. It's simply put into internet speak because seeing someone say something that civilized in an internet argument would be too out of place.
#352 - hoskins (09/23/2013) [-]
I definitely disagree with that. Just because someone is on the internet, semantics aren't automatically abandoned. Maybe to some, but regardless.

There's no point in being that venomous.
User avatar #21 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
If i don't have children, at least it won't be because i like getting my anus fingered, faggot.
User avatar #222 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I do have to agree about the pride parades, though...
#219 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I want to be mad at your disparaging comments about my sexuality... But you're just too damned stupid.
#22 - oosulley (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #181 - eddio (09/21/2013) [-]
I dunno, he got at least -15 thumbs for each comment.
#16 - That's odd, do straight people do that? I don't find a women &…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/20/2013 on I like this. +17
User avatar #18 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
Have you seen a fucking faggot pride parade?

Damn degenerates.
User avatar #155 - quoterox (09/21/2013) [-]
Dude, I'm pansexual, and pride parades disgust me.
They're like a gay porno performed in the street.
User avatar #20 - obliquezombie (09/20/2013) [-]
Never have children, meph.
#30 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
"I disagree with you, so you, another human being who is just as much a person as I am, should not have children and never experience the feelings felt while playing with your son on a warm afternoon. Because you said something I don't like."

We all get caught up arguing that we don't realize what we say. I know quite a few people who are actually sterile and would give anything for a natural-born child. Can we lay off each other?
#313 - lolwhatusername (09/21/2013) [-]
You're looking to far into it. When that's used as a closing statement, it's just to remind the other debater that they are acting foolish and ignorant. It's simply put into internet speak because seeing someone say something that civilized in an internet argument would be too out of place.
#352 - hoskins (09/23/2013) [-]
I definitely disagree with that. Just because someone is on the internet, semantics aren't automatically abandoned. Maybe to some, but regardless.

There's no point in being that venomous.
User avatar #21 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
If i don't have children, at least it won't be because i like getting my anus fingered, faggot.
User avatar #222 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I do have to agree about the pride parades, though...
#219 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I want to be mad at your disparaging comments about my sexuality... But you're just too damned stupid.
#22 - oosulley (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #181 - eddio (09/21/2013) [-]
I dunno, he got at least -15 thumbs for each comment.
#11 - Generally speaking, it scares people because of their religiou…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/20/2013 on I like this. +10
User avatar #14 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
Fucking bullshit, it doesn't "scare" us, we just find it fucking disgusting. You wanna fuck other men? Sure, go ahead, IN YOUR OWN FUCKING BEDROOM. I don't wanna go outside and look at hairy fucking truckers licking their fucking beards and shit.
User avatar #16 - obliquezombie (09/20/2013) [-]
That's odd, do straight people do that? I don't find a women "licking their fucking beards" where I live, nor do think being sexually active in public areas is acceptable by social and lawful means.

I'm sorry you live in a place where gay truckers have sex outside.
User avatar #18 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
Have you seen a fucking faggot pride parade?

Damn degenerates.
User avatar #155 - quoterox (09/21/2013) [-]
Dude, I'm pansexual, and pride parades disgust me.
They're like a gay porno performed in the street.
User avatar #20 - obliquezombie (09/20/2013) [-]
Never have children, meph.
#30 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
"I disagree with you, so you, another human being who is just as much a person as I am, should not have children and never experience the feelings felt while playing with your son on a warm afternoon. Because you said something I don't like."

We all get caught up arguing that we don't realize what we say. I know quite a few people who are actually sterile and would give anything for a natural-born child. Can we lay off each other?
#313 - lolwhatusername (09/21/2013) [-]
You're looking to far into it. When that's used as a closing statement, it's just to remind the other debater that they are acting foolish and ignorant. It's simply put into internet speak because seeing someone say something that civilized in an internet argument would be too out of place.
#352 - hoskins (09/23/2013) [-]
I definitely disagree with that. Just because someone is on the internet, semantics aren't automatically abandoned. Maybe to some, but regardless.

There's no point in being that venomous.
User avatar #21 - mephiblis (09/20/2013) [-]
If i don't have children, at least it won't be because i like getting my anus fingered, faggot.
User avatar #222 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I do have to agree about the pride parades, though...
#219 - mcmg (09/21/2013) [-]
I want to be mad at your disparaging comments about my sexuality... But you're just too damned stupid.
#22 - oosulley (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #181 - eddio (09/21/2013) [-]
I dunno, he got at least -15 thumbs for each comment.
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#75 - At least I have Animal Crossing 09/10/2013 on cool stuff for cool shit +1
#32 - Jesus fucking Christ this autistic trend needs to be put to rest  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on I go to Dennys too much +2
User avatar #52 - wickkles (09/09/2013) [-]
The ride never ends.
#26 - Haha? 08/29/2013 on Dammit, Courtney +1
#70 - Which one is this one, again? I get my sprites mixed up.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Gaming if it were real. 0
User avatar #84 - miketheemo (08/28/2013) [-]
legend of zelda a link to the past
#25 - He deals in fire, isn't it the gas in the neon lights? 08/21/2013 on Infamous +1
#68 - What about Star Wars? ... Starrr... Warsss... fans? 08/19/2013 on your name day -3
#89 - You know it was a short one-minute video comparing the size of… 08/19/2013 on Meanwhile at IGN +1
#87 - Who wants to know the size of the PS4 compared to other consol…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Meanwhile at IGN +1
#94 - sonjaynooy (08/19/2013) [-]
whoa my ps4 is two inches larger than my wii U now I can't fit it in my special pouch which was custom made for my wii U
#97 - Neodude (08/19/2013) [-]
You would be surprised how many people like to custom build storage for their consoles. knowing the size is quite important to those people.
#107 - sonjaynooy (08/20/2013) [-]
The question is if this information will change whether or not you purchase the product
#108 - Neodude (08/20/2013) [-]
No, it wouldn't, but if i was planning to custom build storage, i would sure as hell like to know the general size before hand so i could begin pre-planning.
#85 - Oh WOOW, how DARE someone make an interesting and fairly infor…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Meanwhile at IGN -7
#88 - chiefrunnyjeans (08/19/2013) [-]
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Title ** It wasn't informative tardmuffin. It's completely pointless.
User avatar #89 - obliquezombie (08/19/2013) [-]
You know it was a short one-minute video comparing the size of the PS4 to other consoles--and random items, just for fun.

Many people wanted to know the actual size of the PS4, so yeah, it was informative. Heaven forbid they have a little fun with it.
User avatar #86 - nucularwar (08/19/2013) [-]
Who the fuck wants to know that?
User avatar #87 - obliquezombie (08/19/2013) [-]
Who wants to know the size of the PS4 compared to other consoles (and other various household items)?

Quite a lot of people.
#94 - sonjaynooy (08/19/2013) [-]
whoa my ps4 is two inches larger than my wii U now I can't fit it in my special pouch which was custom made for my wii U
#97 - Neodude (08/19/2013) [-]
You would be surprised how many people like to custom build storage for their consoles. knowing the size is quite important to those people.
#107 - sonjaynooy (08/20/2013) [-]
The question is if this information will change whether or not you purchase the product
#108 - Neodude (08/20/2013) [-]
No, it wouldn't, but if i was planning to custom build storage, i would sure as hell like to know the general size before hand so i could begin pre-planning.
#23 - It's a joke shirt. 08/11/2013 on You had one job... +2
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice motherfucking day faggot
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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#39 - theonlyg ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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