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#93 - Hmm... that has potential. I'd go ahead and live happy today b… 07/06/2012 on Extra Laundry -5
#89 - Am I seriously the only one who's angered by this? He…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Extra Laundry -18
#112 - dubslao (07/06/2012) [-]
#100 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
you are missing the whole point you retarded faggot. he went to the drier and found those and wrote the note because if he dried his clothes and the panties mixed up with his clothes his fiance would have thought he is cheating

tl;dr: you are retarded and a fag
User avatar #113 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/06/2012) [-]
good comment, thumbed down because of annon.
#107 - jakeltin (07/06/2012) [-]
I've come to realize most anons are niggers
#98 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
Communal dryer. Basement of apartment building. :/
User avatar #97 - ldottc (07/06/2012) [-]
Or it could just be he lives in an apartment complex where they have a communal laundry room and she left them in the dryer, then he found them afterwards, would explain why he dated the note. Plus who says good day to someone they're cheating with haha.
User avatar #94 - mhmyup (07/06/2012) [-]
you do realize that the thong was left in the dryer, right?
As in, some girl washed her clothes, but left the thong. Then the guy comes along and does his laundry, using the same dryer, and the thong ends up in his laundry.
User avatar #95 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
Like a laundromat? I never did see or realize that, actually. Thanks for the insight, friend.
#120 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
because it took incredible insight.
#91 - isititis (07/06/2012) [-]
umm laundromat?
#96 - charleyman (07/06/2012) [-]
this guy gets it
User avatar #92 - connorjay (07/06/2012) [-]
May have been a friend whose dryer had broken and his fiancee would have misunderstood.

User avatar #93 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
Hmm... that has potential. I'd go ahead and live happy today by thinking that, instead.
#231 - I can definitely agree on that one. I mean, I understand why… 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim 0
#222 - It would be such a good battle... for a day. Then, all the Naz… 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim 0
#220 - There's a fine line between comedy and trying way, way too har… 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim 0
#217 - I can semi-agree. I always loved the tone of Fallout…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim +1
User avatar #225 - titilanious (07/06/2012) [-]
I see what you mean they are both great series but it comes down to what era of warfare you like more
the only thing i don't like about fall out is how bland the landscape is.
User avatar #231 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
I can definitely agree on that one. I mean, I understand why it's dilapidated, but shit, walking from town to town was an eyesore after a while.
User avatar #226 - titilanious (07/06/2012) [-]
Falllout*
#216 - I know this is just a silly joke, but MAN is there a lot wrong…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim +7
User avatar #221 - maxmoefoe (07/06/2012) [-]
NOT TO MENTION you can shoot people in the FACE with arrows in skyrim and it won't kill them. (depending if you're playing on harder than the lowest difficulty.)
#218 - pransaculass (07/06/2012) [-]
#111 - I feel ya. Kinda like that drink that you used to love, then f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on Guy makes working Pip-Boy... +3
User avatar #112 - Jewssassin (07/05/2012) [-]
That is a perfect analogy.
#108 - Okay, so, like, I'm a fairly big fan of Fallout. Ever…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Guy makes working Pip-Boy... 0
User avatar #110 - Jewssassin (07/05/2012) [-]
Its gone off and on in popularity since it came out. Just like everything else its a random phase.
User avatar #111 - obliquezombie (07/05/2012) [-]
I feel ya. Kinda like that drink that you used to love, then forgot about, then stumbled upon it again and now it's the only thing you drink.

User avatar #112 - Jewssassin (07/05/2012) [-]
That is a perfect analogy.
#215 - Coming from an immense fan of the show... I agree entirely. 07/05/2012 on Looks like it's bandwagon... +1
#214 - >faggy show >never seen Your insight is st… 07/05/2012 on Looks like it's bandwagon... +1
#212 - Bandwagoners. I guess that means if you enjoy somethi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on Looks like it's bandwagon... +6
User avatar #256 - iphoneguy (07/18/2012) [-]
it's just that everyone must create a fucking channel for every single thing
#6785529 - Hey. Nice roll. 07/05/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#29 - YA DUN EVN KNO 07/04/2012 on Challenges 0
#23 - Asking Alexandria is the biggest turd metal has ever regretful…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/04/2012 on I hate Society +51
User avatar #100 - epicmoustache (07/04/2012) [-]
you know...
it's literally in the rules of the internet:
"asking alexandria is the worst metal band... ever"
it was really fun saying this to my wemo friend XD
User avatar #88 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
I disagree I think they are quite talented
#98 - finalfaptasy (07/04/2012) [-]
#101 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
Really? Just that overused picture instead of an actual counter argument? Fine, I can play the immature internet fight too
User avatar #106 - finalfaptasy (07/04/2012) [-]
The vocalist's inability to maintain a growl, the generic unoriginal breakdowns that every band that has a relation to the metal genre could replicate, the lack of variety and creativity and the shallow lyrics about heartache and having a shitty life, when they are infact simply spoiled richkids who pity themselves when they know nothing about anything. You asked, you got it.
#110 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
thanks, sorry bout the attitude earlier. And I don't enjoy everything about them, hell you pretty much mentioned everything I don't like. I like the feel and construction of some of their songs. But I have to say that there's a lack of variety in all genres of music but I've never confused one AA song for another. However, I do see your point and respect your opinion.

pic unrelated
User avatar #108 - leeway (07/04/2012) [-]
omg AA have a new song * open drop d chord for 4 mins straight*
User avatar #112 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
that's their new shit, which is shit so I agree with ya whole-heatedly there
#86 - ilgattozaiga (07/04/2012) [-]
I agree, they're very good at playing ONE note. Their songs are so boringly crap it's painful.
#3 - Oh god, I laughed so ******* hard 07/04/2012 on Hello ? +1
#29 - I'm pretty sure you should stop making any sort of commentary.… 07/04/2012 on Creepy Dolls -3
#36 - You know, I used to really enjoy these. But now there… 07/04/2012 on Huge Dog text comp. +6
#94 - I feel ya, it's like he should've found him and then decided…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2012 on SPIDERMAN 0
User avatar #95 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
And the Dark Knight Rises preview... gave me chills! Can't wait to see it at midnight!!!!!
User avatar #97 - shittingmangos (07/04/2012) [-]
I got to say, the hero movies are doing great this year.
User avatar #99 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
And there's a movie about a video game villain becoming a video game hero, is it just hero year or something?
User avatar #101 - shittingmangos (07/04/2012) [-]
I guess haha. That preview interested me so I might go see it.
User avatar #102 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
Anything with "levels" in the preview makes me want to see it... I feel guilty
#92 - Apples to oranges, my friend. 07/04/2012 on SPIDERMAN +1
#91 - I felt the same way, but with this whole, "You're just a …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2012 on SPIDERMAN 0
User avatar #93 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
I mean I guess but instead of showing us a personal transformation, he just moved on to something else, it seemed... less heroic in a way. But whatever kick ass movie!
User avatar #94 - obliquezombie (07/04/2012) [-]
I feel ya, it's like he should've found him and then decided what to do.

Agreed, fantastic movie!
User avatar #95 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
And the Dark Knight Rises preview... gave me chills! Can't wait to see it at midnight!!!!!
User avatar #97 - shittingmangos (07/04/2012) [-]
I got to say, the hero movies are doing great this year.
User avatar #99 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
And there's a movie about a video game villain becoming a video game hero, is it just hero year or something?
User avatar #101 - shittingmangos (07/04/2012) [-]
I guess haha. That preview interested me so I might go see it.
User avatar #102 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
Anything with "levels" in the preview makes me want to see it... I feel guilty
#28 - So... OP makes millions of dollars? 07/04/2012 on Op at work (2) 0
#108 - I think the person who posted the comment is American. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2012 on new kfc burger -1
User avatar #137 - thereisaguy (06/29/2012) [-]
Idk, maybe he's just mad.
#106 - That was a spectacular story, brethren.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2012 on new kfc burger +11
#109 - thenonathiest (06/29/2012) [-]
And I never eat kfc. It's like niggers run the resturant and then rip off newcommers like me; unfamilar to their cultural food like fried chicken.
#104 - Exactly what I just said above. 06/29/2012 on Stan "the Man" Lee 0
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice ************* day ******
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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#39 - theonlyg (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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