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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
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#189 - Man, you better hope they and you area low level. Ot…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on We Have A Winner 0
User avatar #191 - pretzelz (07/06/2012) [-]
I forgot to mention that i coat it with charcoal pine resin
niggas dont like fire
User avatar #192 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
Awww shit, there gonna be some fried chicken tonight!
#196 - pretzelz (07/06/2012) [-]
set some on fire, turns them into fried chicken. then the others will eat them while I hack away at them all until they have all been eaten or set ablaze.
#188 - The Chaoseater. I think I'll be alright.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on We Have A Winner 0
#218 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2012) [-]
Bitch please.
You wont even be able to lift that motherfucker.
#193 - nrobchavez (07/06/2012) [-]
yeah, when you gain 300 pounds of muscle and are able to swing that, thennnn tell me you are alright
#194 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
I was planning on using my momentum to simply swing around and hope to kill a few of them, but I guess I can settle for this.
#15 - Okay, seriously, I want to find out which ******* … 07/06/2012 on Overly attached girlfriend... +5
#84 - I found the problem! It was on the Xbox, instead of w… 07/06/2012 on Battlefield 3 +1
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Amnesia +1
#41 - thegentleluger Comment deleted by obliquezombie
#7 - You had a phone capable of internet... in Middle School? …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Share the Rainbow +12
#45 - mhden (07/07/2012) [-]
I am 20 bro . I did have a phone capable of internet but no one knew how to connect at the time . I just had the GIF , that was passed around at the time(along with the shcools CUM-BUCKET-whore videos and pictures... there was always that ONE chick that even in our times was a whore .. its just that now its the oposite ... there is just ONE none-whore girl) .. with INFRARED ...(thought my phone HAD bluetooth ).
Sony Ericsson W800i (at the time it must have cost around 350 euro )
My mom and dad gave it to me for Christmash because i hadnt spent any of my alowance and kept it ..... litle did they know i didnt spent it because i wanted a new desktop... THAT HAD CD-WRITER ..
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2012) [-]
I'm 14. I have a phone, a crappy one, and i dont care. I don't use it and dont even need it, but have it just in case of any type of emergency.
So...
I dont really need it but its good to have
User avatar #21 - hokiefan (07/06/2012) [-]
my first phone was a prepaid boostmobile phone i got sophmore year of high school, and this was one of those phones with the cards so i really had to watch my texting, i got my first actual phone on my dads plan junior year though
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#9 - tdotlegitz (07/06/2012) [-]
It could be saved as a video, not gif
User avatar #46 - mhden (07/07/2012) [-]
No i am 100% sure it was a gif . Just without the Photoshoped hotdog .
#149 - When I first heard of power armor in Fallout, I was like HOLY … 07/06/2012 on I got 99 problems, but... +6
#95 - Like a laundromat? I never did see or realize that, actually. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Extra Laundry 0
#120 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2012) [-]
because it took incredible insight.
#93 - Hmm... that has potential. I'd go ahead and live happy today b… 07/06/2012 on Extra Laundry -5
#89 - Am I seriously the only one who's angered by this? He…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Extra Laundry -18
#112 - dubslao (07/06/2012) [-]
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2012) [-]
you are missing the whole point you retarded faggot. he went to the drier and found those and wrote the note because if he dried his clothes and the panties mixed up with his clothes his fiance would have thought he is cheating

tl;dr: you are retarded and a fag
User avatar #113 - lolwtfbbqryan (07/06/2012) [-]
good comment, thumbed down because of annon.
#107 - jakeltin (07/06/2012) [-]
I've come to realize most anons are niggers
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2012) [-]
Communal dryer. Basement of apartment building. :/
User avatar #97 - ldottc (07/06/2012) [-]
Or it could just be he lives in an apartment complex where they have a communal laundry room and she left them in the dryer, then he found them afterwards, would explain why he dated the note. Plus who says good day to someone they're cheating with haha.
User avatar #94 - mhmyup (07/06/2012) [-]
you do realize that the thong was left in the dryer, right?
As in, some girl washed her clothes, but left the thong. Then the guy comes along and does his laundry, using the same dryer, and the thong ends up in his laundry.
User avatar #95 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
Like a laundromat? I never did see or realize that, actually. Thanks for the insight, friend.
#120 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2012) [-]
because it took incredible insight.
#91 - isititis (07/06/2012) [-]
umm laundromat?
#96 - charleyman (07/06/2012) [-]
this guy gets it
User avatar #92 - connorjay (07/06/2012) [-]
May have been a friend whose dryer had broken and his fiancee would have misunderstood.

User avatar #93 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
Hmm... that has potential. I'd go ahead and live happy today by thinking that, instead.
#231 - I can definitely agree on that one. I mean, I understand why… 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim 0
#222 - It would be such a good battle... for a day. Then, all the Naz… 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim 0
#220 - There's a fine line between comedy and trying way, way too har… 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim 0
#217 - I can semi-agree. I always loved the tone of Fallout…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim +1
User avatar #225 - titilanious (07/06/2012) [-]
I see what you mean they are both great series but it comes down to what era of warfare you like more
the only thing i don't like about fall out is how bland the landscape is.
User avatar #231 - obliquezombie (07/06/2012) [-]
I can definitely agree on that one. I mean, I understand why it's dilapidated, but shit, walking from town to town was an eyesore after a while.
User avatar #226 - titilanious (07/06/2012) [-]
Falllout*
#216 - I know this is just a silly joke, but MAN is there a lot wrong…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fallout vs. Skyrim +7
User avatar #221 - maxmoefoe (07/06/2012) [-]
NOT TO MENTION you can shoot people in the FACE with arrows in skyrim and it won't kill them. (depending if you're playing on harder than the lowest difficulty.)
#218 - pransaculass (07/06/2012) [-]
#111 - I feel ya. Kinda like that drink that you used to love, then f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on Guy makes working Pip-Boy... +3
User avatar #112 - Jewssassin (07/05/2012) [-]
That is a perfect analogy.
#215 - Coming from an immense fan of the show... I agree entirely. 07/05/2012 on Looks like it's bandwagon... +1
#214 - >faggy show >never seen Your insight is st… 07/05/2012 on Looks like it's bandwagon... +1
#6785529 - Hey. Nice roll. 07/05/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#29 - YA DUN EVN KNO 07/04/2012 on Challenges 0
#23 - Asking Alexandria is the biggest turd metal has ever regretful…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/04/2012 on I hate Society +51
User avatar #100 - epicmoustache (07/04/2012) [-]
you know...
it's literally in the rules of the internet:
"asking alexandria is the worst metal band... ever"
it was really fun saying this to my wemo friend XD
User avatar #88 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
I disagree I think they are quite talented
#98 - finalfaptasy (07/04/2012) [-]
#101 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
Really? Just that overused picture instead of an actual counter argument? Fine, I can play the immature internet fight too
User avatar #106 - finalfaptasy (07/04/2012) [-]
The vocalist's inability to maintain a growl, the generic unoriginal breakdowns that every band that has a relation to the metal genre could replicate, the lack of variety and creativity and the shallow lyrics about heartache and having a shitty life, when they are infact simply spoiled richkids who pity themselves when they know nothing about anything. You asked, you got it.
#110 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
thanks, sorry bout the attitude earlier. And I don't enjoy everything about them, hell you pretty much mentioned everything I don't like. I like the feel and construction of some of their songs. But I have to say that there's a lack of variety in all genres of music but I've never confused one AA song for another. However, I do see your point and respect your opinion.

pic unrelated
User avatar #108 - leeway (07/04/2012) [-]
omg AA have a new song * open drop d chord for 4 mins straight*
User avatar #112 - jellybob (07/04/2012) [-]
that's their new shit, which is shit so I agree with ya whole-heatedly there
#86 - ilgattozaiga (07/04/2012) [-]
I agree, they're very good at playing ONE note. Their songs are so boringly crap it's painful.
#3 - Oh god, I laughed so ******* hard 07/04/2012 on Hello ? +1
#36 - You know, I used to really enjoy these. But now there… 07/04/2012 on Huge Dog text comp. +6
#94 - I feel ya, it's like he should've found him and then decided…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2012 on SPIDERMAN 0
User avatar #95 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
And the Dark Knight Rises preview... gave me chills! Can't wait to see it at midnight!!!!!
User avatar #97 - shittingmangos (07/04/2012) [-]
I got to say, the hero movies are doing great this year.
User avatar #99 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
And there's a movie about a video game villain becoming a video game hero, is it just hero year or something?
User avatar #101 - shittingmangos (07/04/2012) [-]
I guess haha. That preview interested me so I might go see it.
User avatar #102 - domogle (07/04/2012) [-]
Anything with "levels" in the preview makes me want to see it... I feel guilty
#92 - Apples to oranges, my friend. 07/04/2012 on SPIDERMAN +1
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice ************* day faggot
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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#39 - theonlyg ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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