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#175 - " ******* /Damn Weaboos."  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Extra Fabulous Comics... 0
#176 - testaburger (05/22/2014) [-]
gotcha
#167 - クソウイアブ  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Extra Fabulous Comics... 0
#173 - testaburger (05/21/2014) [-]
The fuck are you trying to write?
User avatar #175 - obliquezombie (05/22/2014) [-]
"Fucking/Damn Weaboos."
#176 - testaburger (05/22/2014) [-]
gotcha
#87 - It'll sure as **** run and play better than NV.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on Photorealistic Fallout +1
User avatar #89 - skiskate (05/02/2014) [-]
I know I can't wait.
#456 - Read all 13 volumes, but I haven't watched it. I just personal…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Sexy anime bear +1
User avatar #458 - deathpwn (04/30/2014) [-]
If I were you I would try the anime. if you want story, go with the original neon genesis series, if you like more action try the evangelion 1.0 through 4.0 (4.0 is still being made, ofcourse)
#449 - Except Evangelion sucks THERE I SAID IT  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Sexy anime bear 0
User avatar #452 - deathpwn (04/30/2014) [-]
Have you given it a chance (watched a couple episodes, not watching one episode, reading that it sucks, then agreeing like most people do)
User avatar #456 - obliquezombie (04/30/2014) [-]
Read all 13 volumes, but I haven't watched it. I just personal don't like it (LOVED the first half, big mecha fan) and wanted to stir a hornet's nest, friend. ;)
User avatar #458 - deathpwn (04/30/2014) [-]
If I were you I would try the anime. if you want story, go with the original neon genesis series, if you like more action try the evangelion 1.0 through 4.0 (4.0 is still being made, ofcourse)
#35 - Jesus, this all anime posts are on this site. No wond…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Houkago Rape Time -1
#63 - bigbaddrag (04/27/2014) [-]
but no one has ever taken us seriously, and we're all fucking weirdos even without the anime posts
#36 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
Stop your fucking whiny
#9 - GOD, something like that happened in Oblivion. Some r… 03/18/2014 on FALLOUT ADVENTURES (desc) 0
#17 - The sexualized censorship I don't mind, but would prefer it to…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Breach +10
User avatar #70 - silveravatar (03/04/2014) [-]
It wasn't released on an adult network in japan, which is why there was censorship.
In Japan, stuff like Bleach and Naruto are like the after school superhero cartoons in america.
#121 - "Out of ideas" LEL 02/25/2014 on Old spice running out of ideas 0
#17 - This is why no one gives anime a chance. They think i…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Switch on hand +19
User avatar #109 - Durp (01/28/2014) [-]
Tbh when I see a lot of anime posts where the girl constantly looks like she's nearing climax it just weirds me out.
User avatar #73 - nekkay (01/28/2014) [-]
That's why I stopped watching anime. They just became "soft porn"
And the animemanga channel is full of peoples who only watch shows for their amount of panty shots and fanservice.
#86 - confusedasian (01/28/2014) [-]
Pretty much that, but I also don't watch it because of the fandoms.
#161 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
That I don't really get. Can't you just ignore the fans and watch it alone and never mention it again?
#211 - confusedasian (01/28/2014) [-]
I can't escape them. Go to school, internet, things like facebook, this site, forums. They are always there. I can't ignore something that's always in front of me.
#25 - It has the "r" look, but it's pronounced "la le…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on when is slurping okay or not 0
User avatar #27 - couriersix (01/26/2014) [-]
Also I wasn't the one who thumbed you down.
User avatar #26 - couriersix (01/26/2014) [-]
If your a chick then yeah. I'm a dude, dude.
#11 - The Japanese don't have "r" sounds, so that slurr ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2014 on when is slurping okay or not -1
#17 - couriersix (01/22/2014) [-]
Hiragana
らいるれろ
Katakana
ラリルレロ

The Chinese don't have the r, they have more of an ry sound instead.
User avatar #25 - obliquezombie (01/23/2014) [-]
It has the "r" look, but it's pronounced "la lee lu le lo".

User avatar #27 - couriersix (01/26/2014) [-]
Also I wasn't the one who thumbed you down.
User avatar #26 - couriersix (01/26/2014) [-]
If your a chick then yeah. I'm a dude, dude.
User avatar #18 - couriersix (01/22/2014) [-]
correction for hirgana
らりるれろ

I used google translate to get the characters and made a typo and put い by accident.
User avatar #19 - couriersix (01/22/2014) [-]
*hiragana
#53 - Very true, very true. 01/22/2014 on goddamn it apple 0
#32 - My Dell laptop had this chord (on the left) and it simply fray…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2014 on goddamn it apple +9
User avatar #153 - thebaseballexpert (01/23/2014) [-]
same thing. and i cant just buy a new section of charger because the sections that separated is the power Brick section
User avatar #51 - drtrousersnake (01/22/2014) [-]
it happens at a much slower rate
User avatar #53 - obliquezombie (01/22/2014) [-]
Very true, very true.
#42 - drzombro (01/22/2014) [-]
I won't accept that.
User avatar #33 - lasmamoe (01/22/2014) [-]
Yep, but no one on this site will accept that.
#41 - "Today's music." You mean radio music, righ…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Confession Bear +23
User avatar #351 - theincrediblegoose (01/11/2014) [-]
Other than that it's preference..? Why is that the exception? You're not allowed to like radio music more than video game music? Who decided that and why is it a rule?
#46 - "Anime" is a broad term, and so is the phrase "…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Japan throughout the years 0
#54 - confusedasian (01/10/2014) [-]
I know anime is animation, but whenever I bring it up some annoying ass weeaboo Now I'm purposely trying to get someone mad. always has to "explain" how anime is "Japanese animations" only.

I just don't like anime, and the anime I used to like was ruined long ago by fans.

Animation as a whole with cartoons, cgi stuff, The last time I sat down to watch a cartoon was about 2-3 years ago. I'm not saying cartoons are for kids and that I'm too mature for it, I just stopped caring about it.
User avatar #80 - killerliquid (01/10/2014) [-]
The reason why anime it just Japanese animations is that us English speaking people slapped a definition on the foreign word to be able to be used in casual talking.
#22 - T-Thanks for this?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Things i hate +8
#23 - alexanderh (12/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome? I guess?
#9 - WOAH, and I just had a Lord of the Rings marathon with my budd…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on God damnit Gimli 0
User avatar #30 - arthurmitchell (12/09/2013) [-]
STOP SHOWING OFF YOUR FRIENDS
#97 - I don't know if that's a stereotype for us younger folks. It's…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on implying implications 0
User avatar #98 - cshp (12/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you, generation differences seem to be the cause of this. Don't hate on small butts though, those small tight asses can be a lot of fun. Plus they make it easier to pick them up by the ass. Not hating on thick asses, just saying both are nice.

tl;dr Big+not cellulite-y=Fucking awesome Small+tight=Fucking awesome
tl;dr Butts are great
tl;dr Butts
#43 - Again, the disparity between "Fus" is too small for …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Best quick save ever -1
#46 - iamnuff (12/05/2013) [-]
the troll hand't even reached melee range, let alone started swinging.

if you know the attack is coming, you have MORE than enough time for Fus (becuase it's basically instant)
User avatar #275 - scotlandman (12/05/2013) [-]
He is level 5, do you learn fus that early?
User avatar #288 - elitejerkz (12/06/2013) [-]
You can learn it at level 1.
#41 - The shout wouldn't have made it in time, but a potion could wo…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Best quick save ever 0
#42 - iamnuff (12/05/2013) [-]
fus to stagger it, potion to stop it from oneshotting you, then run.

its not hard.
#45 - stagger (12/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #329 - miscarriage (12/06/2013) [-]
ohai staggy bby
User avatar #334 - stagger (12/06/2013) [-]
hihi bb. :3
User avatar #336 - miscarriage (12/06/2013) [-]
my mentions are either weird or sad
User avatar #337 - stagger (12/06/2013) [-]
I believe that. :c
#47 - iamnuff (12/05/2013) [-]
god, i can't imagine using a random word for a name here, inbox full all day erry day.
#138 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
I used to have an account named allowed but I deleted it
I also used to have necessary
50+ notifications a day
User avatar #49 - stagger (12/05/2013) [-]
I actually do not get that many mentions.
When I do they're generally drunk stories, or gaming references,
and both are interesting to read.
User avatar #144 - DickSlap (12/05/2013) [-]
All of the mentions I get are rude comments...
#304 - other (12/06/2013) [-]
I get a lot of mentions. I currently have 1021 alerts :/
User avatar #335 - entertaining (12/06/2013) [-]
Wow, 1021...like in one day or if you just leave your computer for a week or so?
User avatar #284 - stagger (12/06/2013) [-]
I'll take that as initiative to start using your username in compliments.
User avatar #205 - kanaka (12/05/2013) [-]
All of my mentions are from the anime board i dont like the anime board
User avatar #43 - obliquezombie (12/05/2013) [-]
Again, the disparity between "Fus" is too small for this quicksave (as quicksaves save anyway, at anytime on the computer). Pressing whatever button is your shout button, then having your character "wind up" for the first 1/3 of the shout would take a split second too long.

Besides, this was made to be funny, not say s/he was fucked forever.
#46 - iamnuff (12/05/2013) [-]
the troll hand't even reached melee range, let alone started swinging.

if you know the attack is coming, you have MORE than enough time for Fus (becuase it's basically instant)
User avatar #275 - scotlandman (12/05/2013) [-]
He is level 5, do you learn fus that early?
User avatar #288 - elitejerkz (12/06/2013) [-]
You can learn it at level 1.
#57 - In this situation, this girl just wants a smaller butt. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on implying implications 0
User avatar #69 - cshp (12/05/2013) [-]
I get that, but what I don't get is the stereotype of women wanting smaller butts.
User avatar #97 - obliquezombie (12/05/2013) [-]
I don't know if that's a stereotype for us younger folks. It's probably from the older generations.

My girlfriend of 3 years has a big butt, knows it, and knows I like it. We actually make fun of people with tiny asses who try to wear leggings as pants to make it seem like they have a butt.
User avatar #98 - cshp (12/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you, generation differences seem to be the cause of this. Don't hate on small butts though, those small tight asses can be a lot of fun. Plus they make it easier to pick them up by the ass. Not hating on thick asses, just saying both are nice.

tl;dr Big+not cellulite-y=Fucking awesome Small+tight=Fucking awesome
tl;dr Butts are great
tl;dr Butts
#47 - Oh god yes, I love that one! 12/05/2013 on Christmas Present 0
#5 - This video is still, hands down, the funniest video I've ever …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Christmas Present +3
User avatar #27 - popkornking (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't know man, I think this one takes the cake
User avatar #28 - popkornking (12/04/2013) [-]
Whoops Winback Gameplay and Commentary
User avatar #47 - obliquezombie (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh god yes, I love that one!
User avatar #13 - divinedpk (12/04/2013) [-]
its not cr1itkal but i still find myself crying with laughter no matter how many times i watch this GMTower Minigolf Rage
#11 - nandaaz (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - divinedpk (12/04/2013) [-]
for the even lazier Sumotori Gameplay and Commentary
#133 - **obliquezombie rolls 616** Masturbate at your public librar… 12/04/2013 on What now? 0
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice ************* day faggot
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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#39 - theonlyg (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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