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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Last Login:7/29/2014
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Comment Ranking:#23281
Highest Content Rank:#10516
Highest Comment Rank:#1106
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#140 - If anyone had that bed cover, I'd gut them. Also, thi… 09/17/2012 on You Want You Lose Part 2 +2
#274 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Games are becoming too... 0
User avatar #275 - tenminutevision (09/17/2012) [-]
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Sorry bud, have this.
#283 - tchpookie (09/17/2012) [-]
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quick what's her name before you get ban
User avatar #286 - tenminutevision (09/17/2012) [-]
Not a clue, found it on /b/ on a thread that was busting some cheating husband. this was one of the mistresses.
#268 - Because Battlefield is so realistic.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Games are becoming too... +1
User avatar #272 - tenminutevision (09/17/2012) [-]
Because realistic is so realistic.
User avatar #305 - pepeismexican (09/17/2012) [-]
Reality is just a figment of your imagination
#274 - obliquezombie (09/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #275 - tenminutevision (09/17/2012) [-]
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Sorry bud, have this.
#283 - tchpookie (09/17/2012) [-]
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quick what's her name before you get ban
User avatar #286 - tenminutevision (09/17/2012) [-]
Not a clue, found it on /b/ on a thread that was busting some cheating husband. this was one of the mistresses.
#38 - I just want a smart phone. 09/16/2012 on It doesn't take a genius 0
#88 - Likes Pokemon and video game culture. Complains about… 09/15/2012 on seriously? 0
#71 - Hachiko is the movie based on this wonderful dog, if anyone is…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on first thing that came to mind +9
#88 - theglaw (09/15/2012) [-]
Dogs are my weak spot in general...
#85 - anonymous (09/15/2012) [-]
Hachiko: A Dog's Story (2009) *
#37 - You have smoked WAYYYYY too much Salvia, then. 09/14/2012 on salvia +1
#40 - The Hobbit? 09/14/2012 on 200000 Points +1
#190 - Fairly clever, and a damn cute girl. Too bad you lazi… 09/13/2012 on Give money? 0
#134 - Or not. *sobs* 09/12/2012 on Memory 0
#133 - **obliquezombie rolls 58** Gonna roll for a better picture.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Memory 0
User avatar #134 - obliquezombie (09/12/2012) [-]
Or not. *sobs*
#430 - Please. Please post this again. We all know he didn't… 09/12/2012 on Fuck you, steve. -4
#61 - It's no updating, it's syncing the saved filed you've used to …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on MFW ugh +1
#97 - theseanse (09/12/2012) [-]
Oh, so that's what it is. Thanks.

Have a ball of BAAAAAAAAAW
#59 - You won't enjoy the game at all unless you bought the Premier … 09/12/2012 on MFW ugh 0
#93 - Also: You're*. Don't use an image with that much inco…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Witty Title +2
#95 - kingantichrist (09/11/2012) [-]
#91 - It's okay, you'll grow up one day.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Witty Title 0
User avatar #97 - kingantichrist (09/11/2012) [-]
Yeah one day I will.
#78 - Honestly, I like this status. I'm a straight male, wh…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Witty Title +34
#130 - TravisPastrana (09/11/2012) [-]
#102 - iamphoenix (09/11/2012) [-]
If I was having sex with every girl in yoga pants that gave me a hard on, my sperm count would be lower than your grandma's titties. It's nice eye candy so long as it's not exposing too much.
#82 - kingantichrist (09/11/2012) [-]
I rather see it than imagine it
#93 - obliquezombie (09/11/2012) [-]
Also: You're*.

Don't use an image with that much incorrect spelling.
#95 - kingantichrist (09/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #91 - obliquezombie (09/11/2012) [-]
It's okay, you'll grow up one day.
User avatar #97 - kingantichrist (09/11/2012) [-]
Yeah one day I will.
#121 - Better than PewDiePie. 09/11/2012 on the great frog man -2
#120 - Hehehehe, I like this man. I've searched him up, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on the great frog man +2
User avatar #124 - deklown (09/11/2012) [-]
try frogman
#34 - Skating used to dominate my young life. I used to skate outsid…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Friendflip +43
#73 - thegreatguytom (09/11/2012) [-]
same for me except it was fucking little faggots with scooters dominating everything.
I couldn't tell them to fuck off cos I was like 10 and there were more of them but dammit were they provocative.
There I'd be about to drop in and a little twat would come ride up the same ramp I was about to leave -.-
eventually the skate park changed and it's now more of a BMX/scooter/rollerblade park which sucks dick as I can now no longer use any equipment on my board.
fuck 'em all.
but then again, if I let them piss me off they succeed at taking away something I like so easily, in a sense they win.
so now I'm here.
on the internet.
User avatar #51 - IceBearJudgesYou (09/11/2012) [-]
Same thing happened with me and parkour, man.



Kids these days ruining shit.
User avatar #49 - wtf man (09/11/2012) [-]
>And then the douchebags with their sagging skinny jeans came up
>with their sagging skinny jeans came up
>their sagging skinny jeans came
>sagging skinny jeans
>LOL wut
User avatar #50 - waffies (09/11/2012) [-]
You never saw them? Yeah, take skinny jeans, the ones that form-fit right? and STILL manage to keep them off of your waist, resulting in even more douchebaggery!
User avatar #39 - bitchplzzz (09/11/2012) [-]
I still do it. I'm fucking terrible, but I still try to improve on my shit, fuck those fucking sheep
#38 - toofake (09/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #45 - secondtimearound (09/11/2012) [-]
whoa there, retard. go back to elementary school.
#36 - kaboomz (09/11/2012) [-]
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#149 - Read the lyrics, first. They're actually pretty down to Earth,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on PSY doesn't think so 0
User avatar #157 - aznsquishy (09/11/2012) [-]
Listen to "Right Now" if you love your soul
#35 - DAMN that is relevant. Happy early birthday, dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Brace Yourself! +3
#36 - notevenmad (09/11/2012) [-]
Thanks man
#23 - Yupyup! Fantastic, if underrated, game. Beautiful, visceral, a… 09/10/2012 on Fallout Comp 0
#22 - If you own a gaming PC, Impulse (Game Stop's PC downloads App)… 09/10/2012 on Fallout Comp 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Fallout Comp +1
User avatar #33 - alfjnn (09/10/2012) [-]
Dude.
The books were so fucking awesome.
I like how the new game is going to be more relevant to the books, the Author is a fantastic writer.
#57 - ninjabird (09/10/2012) [-]
books???
User avatar #60 - alfjnn (09/10/2012) [-]
YOU DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE BOOKS?

They're in Russian though, unless you find an English Epub (There is one, it's on TPB)

The Series was based on Two books, Metro 2033 and Metro 2034.
It's the same style of Science fiction as Roadside Picnic, using Elements like the Noosphere.

The Franchise is much more amazing if you know the real story behind it and not just "lol its post apocalyptic russia."
#64 - ninjabird (09/10/2012) [-]
i dont play metro but i like to read
User avatar #65 - alfjnn (09/10/2012) [-]
Then I recommend the books dude, they're on TPB just look up Metro 2033 English Epub
#66 - ninjabird (09/10/2012) [-]
k thanks
User avatar #20 - suppgurl (09/10/2012) [-]
is that a metro game? metro 2033 maybe?
User avatar #23 - obliquezombie (09/10/2012) [-]
Yupyup! Fantastic, if underrated, game. Beautiful, visceral, and engaging in many ways.
User avatar #21 - derpwolf (09/10/2012) [-]
Metro 2033. That particular scene is where they go above ground to check out the Library, looking for the location of... D-6, I think it is. The characters there are Miller and Danila.
User avatar #17 - mrgadams (09/10/2012) [-]
best game ever
User avatar #22 - obliquezombie (09/10/2012) [-]
If you own a gaming PC, Impulse (Game Stop's PC downloads App) is selling it for $5. I just bought it again. :D

And it links directly through Steam, as a Steam game, so no game management hassles.
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice motherfucking day faggot
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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#39 - theonlyg ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
#38 - gumbo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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