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#294 - Blackreach. By far, the most beautiful places in a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on one of the coolest places... +5
User avatar #321 - mrblueftw (11/08/2012) [-]
blackreach and the woods west of riften are by far the most beutifal places in the game.
#120 - Might have to finally boot up and finish New Vegas... I just d… 11/07/2012 on VATS 0
#96 - I'll admit, I liked the first outing. They were down … 11/07/2012 on Facebook (3) 0
#17 - Man, I TRIED to like this game, I did, and honestly, it's not …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2012 on fly birdy +15
#59 - awesomenessdefined (11/07/2012) [-]
Just blow shit up, fly a plane into another plane, do a wheelie and a jump of of a cargo plane in midair while it's crashing. Get creative.
#56 - XRevelationX has deleted their comment.
User avatar #39 - thelastprothean (11/07/2012) [-]
Bolo Santosi (sp?) was the funniest voice actor ever
User avatar #27 - EnergizierAnon (11/07/2012) [-]
http://www.escapistmagazine . com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1632-Just-Cause-2

here you go.
User avatar #22 - erkaperkish (11/07/2012) [-]
I just play it for the lulz.
User avatar #18 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/06/2012) [-]
BUT BUT
THE BAD MAN TOOK OVER THE COUNTRY
TAKE IT BACK
#574 - Some of these are so fake. Anyway, here goes: … 11/06/2012 on In my ass... 0
#39 - I could dig up my N64, since i played DK64 about two years a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 2 0
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#37 - Ah, I seeee. I thought it was a typo, because it seems slightl…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 2 0
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User avatar #39 - obliquezombie (11/06/2012) [-]
I could dig up my N64, since i played DK64 about two years ago, but being Zelda, God knows it's still gonna be expensive.
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#46 - That band sucks. Like, a lot. Great lead vocalist, in…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Facebook (3) +5
User avatar #57 - AvatarAirBender (11/06/2012) [-]
Their self titled album is their best album.

Sorry, I love OM&M.
User avatar #96 - obliquezombie (11/07/2012) [-]
I'll admit, I liked the first outing.

They were down to earth, respectable (and likeable, as my friend said) guys. The album was a little stale, because I don't think there was any layering in the music, but what they've become, well... ugh. I hate when a band goes down the deep end.
#29 - Majora's Mask was one I never played, so could someone clarify…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Did You Know Gaming Comp 2 0
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User avatar #37 - obliquezombie (11/06/2012) [-]
Ah, I seeee. I thought it was a typo, because it seems slightly out of place, but it sorta makes sense now.

Man, I hope that WiiU remake is true...
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User avatar #39 - obliquezombie (11/06/2012) [-]
I could dig up my N64, since i played DK64 about two years ago, but being Zelda, God knows it's still gonna be expensive.
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User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
The zoras have one band and they're apparently very popular, and the guitarist died. He was apparently well loved.
#113 - I still like a number of games they put out. But... y… 11/06/2012 on EA 0
#62 - Why would I say that it's not? The Wall of Death is just like … 11/05/2012 on Snorlax use mosh! +1
#6 - Holy **** I DIED 11/05/2012 on ..what +3
#10 - That's not moshing. That's ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Snorlax use mosh! +12
User avatar #29 - jonesey (11/05/2012) [-]
hardocre isn't metal though, its a heavier type of punk
User avatar #12 - bslsk (11/05/2012) [-]
This looks like they're preparing for the 'Wall of Death'.

This ritual was popular at many Lamb of God concerts:
~ The fans would clear a huge circle, people shoulder to shoulder to leave this large space in the middle.
~ A few brave souls would stand in the middle, getting ready for the most.
~ The song would start, and EVERYONE would run at each other, closing the gap in seconds.


This tradition is now strictly forbidden, and the lead singer of Lamb of God fought off a huge lawsuit because of alleged deaths in this mosh.

I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT'S NOT FUCKING BRUTAL
User avatar #62 - obliquezombie (11/05/2012) [-]
Why would I say that it's not? The Wall of Death is just like moshing, only it's specific to certain groups (or used to be: believe it or not, groups like Pierce the Veil tried to do it).

But that's only speculation. If a kid stood in the middle of a Wall of Death and was doing the funky-spaz, he deserves to be trampled.
User avatar #15 - rangerofthesea (11/05/2012) [-]
meh not that brutal
User avatar #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/05/2012) [-]
I saw some kid "hardcore dancing" at a concert a few months ago... He looked like he was doing a hardcore version of the funky chicken...
#21 - Picture 11/04/2012 on Meanwhile... +8
#49 - ;) 11/02/2012 on Best Halloween ever +2
#10 - Wow, they really sucked. I've been listened to metal for alm…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2012 on Why ads Why? +17
#12 - hertogrick (11/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, I really despise the music and his faggot ass look.

Although this is fucked up, condolences.
#20 - ironfistballcrush (11/02/2012) [-]
Oh, but still many metal vocalists was inspired by him.

And no, fucking, one ever claimed that SS played metal. Also read their lyrics and stfu i-am-so-metal faggot.
#6 - God this movie rocked. So ******* hard. 11/02/2012 on Surprise gift +3
#30 - No offense to your beliefs, but this is kinda what I expect fr…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/02/2012 on Best Halloween ever +37
#76 - anonymous (11/02/2012) [-]
But where are the merits to the Christian beliefs? It's either athiestic or agnostic if they don't care for any specific religion. There no "non-rebellious" requirement for a religion or lack thereof.

Anyways, in the story, the Mom brought an athiestic kid to church on holloween. What do you expect to happen? "Thanks mom, this was such a fun trip to a place I don't want to be. I enjoy having this religion shoved up my ass and the crackers were delicious. I would hate to be trick or treating right now. Let's do this again next week."
User avatar #43 - zombiestookmybike (11/02/2012) [-]
adding 'no offense' to the end of something is short for saying 'i'm going to be a dick to you, but here's a couple of words i can add so i don't get in trouble'.
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (11/02/2012) [-]
;)
User avatar #42 - pocketstooheavy (11/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, this story is completely made up.
User avatar #64 - climbingupthewalls (11/02/2012) [-]
i hate when people say 'kid" on the internet.
no offense
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User avatar #31 - aerius (11/02/2012) [-]
So you're saying that everyone should just blindly believe whatever their parents tell them to and not doing so is just a rebellious teenage phase? coughBULLCRAPcough
User avatar #35 - toosexyforyou (11/02/2012) [-]
He's saying atheists blindly rebel against their parents instead of blindly following them like Christians do.
User avatar #91 - enforcedno (11/02/2012) [-]
so...if he's atheist its blind rebellion but if he's christian it's blind faith?
how can he win in a situation like that?
User avatar #100 - toosexyforyou (11/02/2012) [-]
Faith can't be blind, it's what you truly believe. You could be a faithful Atheist or you could be a faithful Christian but you could also be a rebellious Christian (ex. you're a Christian so that you could spite your Atheist family member) or also the rebellious Atheist that needs no example.
User avatar #66 - HarvietheDinkle (11/02/2012) [-]
your avatar actually works quite well for that comment.
#12 - Who cares? Do No Shave November, instead. That way, y… 11/02/2012 on MFW people are posting... +1
#60 - Picture 11/01/2012 on Untitled. +2
#20 - Man, it really bothers me when people do the "fake polite…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2012 on smooth as fuck +20
User avatar #21 - anderslugter (11/01/2012) [-]
What does passive aggressive mean?
User avatar #28 - chubberbrother (11/01/2012) [-]
It means you are insulting them while not insulting them you stupid little bitch, just saying ;)
User avatar #39 - anderslugter (11/01/2012) [-]
I get that you where trying to be passive agressive there, but did'nt you fail as you called me a stupid little bitch, that is a direct insult. Offensive-agressive??
User avatar #25 - thisusernameisalie (11/01/2012) [-]
ya but you shuld go die now (:
#128 - Sure have, both Firefox and Chrome.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. 0
User avatar #130 - heartlessrobot (11/01/2012) [-]
Ok, I know what the problem is. Just insert a slice of provolone into the disk drive, that should fix the problem.
#126 - Alright, well, off to Dota 2, I guess. 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. 0
#120 - Alright guys, I need help. I tried to download it, bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. 0
User avatar #138 - lemonpepsiking (11/01/2012) [-]
have you tried turning it off and on?
User avatar #135 - BloodyBallz (11/01/2012) [-]
Can't tell if troll or srs
User avatar #127 - heartlessrobot (11/01/2012) [-]
Have you tried using google chrome?
User avatar #128 - obliquezombie (11/01/2012) [-]
Sure have, both Firefox and Chrome.
User avatar #130 - heartlessrobot (11/01/2012) [-]
Ok, I know what the problem is. Just insert a slice of provolone into the disk drive, that should fix the problem.
#48 - Disney acquired Marvel and gave us Avangers, did they not? …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Star Wars Episode 7 +35
User avatar #354 - koombine (10/31/2012) [-]
Star Wars is going to be about Luke Skywalker still and he is played by old Mark Hamill still and he visits Leia from time to time and also Han Solo is dead and then he went to go avenge han solo who died from a starship shooting his body and then he goes to dagobah to go and get yoda to help him avenge the guy and then loki comes and tries to steal a teseract and then aliens come from space to coruscant and coruscant is destroyed also darth vader is alive again and he brought darth maul who luke kills and darth vader is killed again and also han solo is back alive by the teseract and iron man brings the nuke into space and it blows up and he goes back down through the portal to earth and the other avengers are waiting there and then he dies but he doesnt really die the hulk screams loud as shit and he wakes up and then the movie ends
#211 - bluedwarf (10/31/2012) [-]
I have just this one thing to say to you:
Mars needs moms
User avatar #183 - jimmyprice (10/31/2012) [-]
to be honest i would really like to see a good star wars film about Darth Malik and the old republic stuff
User avatar #125 - usernameerror (10/31/2012) [-]
Also to add onto what you were saying about Disney having Star Wars at MGM Studios (Now called Hollywood studios), they have always been trying to get some attraction to really pull people into that park (since it does the worst in attendance compared to the other three), they have a real good incentive to make an amazing movie so that their shittiest park will become one of the most visited.
User avatar #88 - serotonin (10/31/2012) [-]
you have the point but I must say that Marvel had idea for avengers before they were bought by Disney
User avatar #143 - oneeyedfreak (10/31/2012) [-]
Every potential SW movie scenario is there in the Expanded Universe, written out in detail. I believe it's extremely hard to think of something entirely new for SW.
User avatar #81 - blackscales (10/31/2012) [-]
Thank you for being a rationale mind in this shitstorm. The same bloody thing happened when Disney bought Marvel, the panicking, and look what we have now. Disney doesn't kill things.
#52 - Magnisethered (10/31/2012) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking
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#50 - walkingdisaster (02/21/2013) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #49 - obliquezombie (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, everyone. :')

Made my night that much better!
#48 - zombiecats (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a Nice day.
Have a Nice day.
#47 - ThatFatMummy (07/18/2012) [-]
have a nice day :3
have a nice day :3
#46 - WiggsMaGee (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
User avatar #45 - TexMex (07/18/2012) [-]
You better have a nice ************* day ******
#44 - dolphinjew (07/18/2012) [-]
I hope you have a lovely day
User avatar #43 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
don't have a day like the Holocaust
User avatar #42 - necktie (07/18/2012) [-]
have a good day
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Have a nice day!
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Have a nice day!
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User avatar #37 - kokovo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, friend.
User avatar #36 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
have nice day pls
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#34 - threetoedsloth (07/18/2012) [-]
Y'all have a nice day now!
Y'all have a nice day now!
#33 - bakeeater (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, you sexy monster.
User avatar #32 - rollingthrough (07/18/2012) [-]
this is a haiku
you will have the nicest day
I am jealous now
#30 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day :3
#29 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Have a good day
User avatar #31 to #29 - bemmo (07/18/2012) [-]
Ironic username is ironic.
#40 to #31 - godihateyouall (07/18/2012) [-]
Indeed it is.
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