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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:5/26/2015
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#119 - What I asked wasn't as "retarded" as a lot of other …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Coca-Cola sends their regards. 0
User avatar #121 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
I ain't reading that
User avatar #120 - minorian (05/14/2015) [-]
"was flavor is Pepsi suppsed to be?" falls under the category "retarded" and subcategory "doesn't make sense" in my book
#147 - humantorch (05/14/2015) [-]
notice the thumbs down your comment. oh wait, no one cares.
#114 - Just thumb it down then and stop being a buzz kill. -.-  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Coca-Cola sends their regards. 0
User avatar #115 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
Thumbs in comments are useless, I rather just call you retarded

But I repeat, I didn't mean to sound like an asshole

I apologize if I did
User avatar #119 - obese (05/14/2015) [-]
What I asked wasn't as "retarded" as a lot of other things that could be found on here, you run into comments all the time that aren't relevant or at least try and make sense.
In fact, my question wasn't even really a bad one. It's not like I asked "What flavor is Orange Soda?" if so then by all means, give me a reality check. If anything what you did was "retarded". I accept your apology but damn, if you're not trying to be a dick to people don't say anything negative. Go about solving the issue or telling someone like it is with logic, instead of being hateful. People come to this site to get a good laugh and to mingle with other like-minded individuals. The only time you should really be a "dick" to anyone is when they really do deserve it. By you saying "I don't mean to" is validating that I, the recipient doesn't deserve to be spoken to with the level of harshness that came afterward. So, either you're being a troll or you're just taking out real world problems on someone that mildly irritates you; which is very childish.
User avatar #121 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
I ain't reading that
User avatar #120 - minorian (05/14/2015) [-]
"was flavor is Pepsi suppsed to be?" falls under the category "retarded" and subcategory "doesn't make sense" in my book
#147 - humantorch (05/14/2015) [-]
notice the thumbs down your comment. oh wait, no one cares.
#85 - Yeah I know. I wish I could be like a rape victim and just pre… 05/14/2015 on Adult points 0
#100 - ... 05/14/2015 on heat sensitive paint -1
#106 - What flavor is Pepsi supposed to be anyway? (I would have adde…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Coca-Cola sends their regards. 0
User avatar #130 - holasoymilk (05/14/2015) [-]
Cola flavor.
User avatar #116 - jakerszzzz (05/14/2015) [-]
It's own original flavor. Like liquid sonic original characters minus the autism and innate hatred towards your older brother.
User avatar #113 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
I don't mean to be mean, but your question is fucking retarded
User avatar #114 - obese (05/14/2015) [-]
Just thumb it down then and stop being a buzz kill. -.-
User avatar #115 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
Thumbs in comments are useless, I rather just call you retarded

But I repeat, I didn't mean to sound like an asshole

I apologize if I did
User avatar #119 - obese (05/14/2015) [-]
What I asked wasn't as "retarded" as a lot of other things that could be found on here, you run into comments all the time that aren't relevant or at least try and make sense.
In fact, my question wasn't even really a bad one. It's not like I asked "What flavor is Orange Soda?" if so then by all means, give me a reality check. If anything what you did was "retarded". I accept your apology but damn, if you're not trying to be a dick to people don't say anything negative. Go about solving the issue or telling someone like it is with logic, instead of being hateful. People come to this site to get a good laugh and to mingle with other like-minded individuals. The only time you should really be a "dick" to anyone is when they really do deserve it. By you saying "I don't mean to" is validating that I, the recipient doesn't deserve to be spoken to with the level of harshness that came afterward. So, either you're being a troll or you're just taking out real world problems on someone that mildly irritates you; which is very childish.
User avatar #121 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
I ain't reading that
User avatar #120 - minorian (05/14/2015) [-]
"was flavor is Pepsi suppsed to be?" falls under the category "retarded" and subcategory "doesn't make sense" in my book
#147 - humantorch (05/14/2015) [-]
notice the thumbs down your comment. oh wait, no one cares.
User avatar #109 - fitemeirlbro (05/14/2015) [-]
Cola same thing as coke
#105 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Coca-Cola sends their regards. +10
User avatar #106 - obese (05/14/2015) [-]
What flavor is Pepsi supposed to be anyway? (I would have added this question to my original comment if I could.)
User avatar #130 - holasoymilk (05/14/2015) [-]
Cola flavor.
User avatar #116 - jakerszzzz (05/14/2015) [-]
It's own original flavor. Like liquid sonic original characters minus the autism and innate hatred towards your older brother.
User avatar #113 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
I don't mean to be mean, but your question is fucking retarded
User avatar #114 - obese (05/14/2015) [-]
Just thumb it down then and stop being a buzz kill. -.-
User avatar #115 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
Thumbs in comments are useless, I rather just call you retarded

But I repeat, I didn't mean to sound like an asshole

I apologize if I did
User avatar #119 - obese (05/14/2015) [-]
What I asked wasn't as "retarded" as a lot of other things that could be found on here, you run into comments all the time that aren't relevant or at least try and make sense.
In fact, my question wasn't even really a bad one. It's not like I asked "What flavor is Orange Soda?" if so then by all means, give me a reality check. If anything what you did was "retarded". I accept your apology but damn, if you're not trying to be a dick to people don't say anything negative. Go about solving the issue or telling someone like it is with logic, instead of being hateful. People come to this site to get a good laugh and to mingle with other like-minded individuals. The only time you should really be a "dick" to anyone is when they really do deserve it. By you saying "I don't mean to" is validating that I, the recipient doesn't deserve to be spoken to with the level of harshness that came afterward. So, either you're being a troll or you're just taking out real world problems on someone that mildly irritates you; which is very childish.
User avatar #121 - inkoma (05/14/2015) [-]
I ain't reading that
User avatar #120 - minorian (05/14/2015) [-]
"was flavor is Pepsi suppsed to be?" falls under the category "retarded" and subcategory "doesn't make sense" in my book
#147 - humantorch (05/14/2015) [-]
notice the thumbs down your comment. oh wait, no one cares.
User avatar #109 - fitemeirlbro (05/14/2015) [-]
Cola same thing as coke
#82 - Looks like that Dalek-Human hybrid from Dr.Who 05/14/2015 on Adult points 0
#81 - Dealing with the harsh reality that some love will never be re…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Adult points 0
User avatar #84 - niteghost (05/14/2015) [-]
But then that means we all have infinite points. Trust me, you live a way happier life if you give up on expecting reciprocation.
User avatar #88 - lmOldGreg (05/14/2015) [-]
That's some of the most pathetic shit I ever read. It's like Homer Simpson "dont expect anything then you can never be disappointed" spiel. I hope you're just being satirical and don't believe that.
User avatar #90 - niteghost (05/14/2015) [-]
Nah dude. That's just how I live. The perceived issue with this philosophy stems from people who still secretly expect things. They'll tell themselves that they don't expect anything, and then they get mad when someone doesn't say thank you. They become resentful. That's living it wrong. It's like girls in high school who shout ' I don't give a fuck!' as they get angrier and angrier. Clearly they do give a fuck.
User avatar #115 - lmOldGreg (05/14/2015) [-]
You cannot be brave without fear. Your try finding an extremely ambitious person who isn't afraid of failure...
User avatar #85 - obese (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah I know. I wish I could be like a rape victim and just pretend I never met the person though. It really does drain on my psyche.
#75 - Some people just don't try hard enough to live a better life b… 05/12/2015 on the hunger games +1
#103 - If you where high and this happened to you, you'd have an unbe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on walking dead -2
#121 - jamiemsm (05/12/2015) [-]
if you were not high and this happened to you, you'd have an unbelievable story
#102 - Comment deleted 05/12/2015 on walking dead 0
#176 - lol I was thinking the same and sitting with a cig while readi… 05/12/2015 on Drop the truth creepy one +1
#72 - Who else read this in the voice of the dude from this picture?… 05/12/2015 on Groupon 0
#71 - Comment deleted 05/12/2015 on Groupon 0
#70 - Comment deleted 05/12/2015 on Groupon 0
#4 - 3?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Coldplay 0
User avatar #5 - karvarausku (05/11/2015) [-]
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**karvarausku rolls 60** more more.
User avatar #6 - jamesten (05/12/2015) [-]
you were close
#131 - dat name tho 01/23/2015 on Admin's a fag 0
#110 - This is so perfect, I was originally going to ask why it's not…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Believe 0
#120 - theycallmesatan (01/24/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
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#2703 - She still cares about you, maybe even loves you. She is watchi… 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... +1
#2697 - Actually, yes I have something to talk about: Hey there, I cou… 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#2695 - Then what is the point in this thread? (I deleted my original …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #2709 - greenwithenvy (01/21/2015) [-]
what do you mean what's the point in this thread? It's not like the thread itself will get deleted, I'm just saying that if someone commented on here and checked back at how many comments there were, they'd see that they shouldn't lose hope if their comment didn't get addressed yet.
#2682 - Comment deleted 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#215 - He had guilt, but I don't think it was because of that. He bec… 01/08/2015 on Still missed 0
#33 - I was thinking about that too. Maybe it's hidden within the ga… 12/12/2014 on just a thought 0
#181 - Much ^_^ 11/14/2014 on Accurate 0
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User avatar #27 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
You're still around?
User avatar #29 to #27 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes, sorry about the late reply. I overlooked people commenting on my page. I usually just lurk on here.
User avatar #26 - semenslurpinglily (01/23/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #28 to #26 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Hi. Sorry for the late reply. I'm super lazy.
User avatar #31 to #28 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
Eh, don't worry, just four months.
User avatar #32 to #31 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry I made you sad. T-T
#33 to #32 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
It's okay, just kiddin!
User avatar #34 to #33 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Yay :3
User avatar #25 - majormayor (11/08/2014) [-]
fat
#24 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
this was rly good you should go pro
User avatar #23 - majormayor (09/15/2014) [-]
You live.
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
#4 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
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#3 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
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#2 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 512,966**
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