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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#80 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Boy, that escalated quickly. 0
#76 - I like the face in the lighter. I would do that face, like in … 03/31/2014 on M'lighter 0
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#3 - Picture 03/30/2014 on It's a boy! 0
#8319323 - And you could have wished for anything too... lol 03/30/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#103 - With a size like that ipads really would be lighter than air..… 03/29/2014 on Porn +5
#38 - Picture 03/29/2014 on Lilo and Hans 0
#8301720 - KAY *chomps sandwich*  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8310810 - oxymoronking (03/30/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT THANK YOU
User avatar #8319323 - obese (03/30/2014) [-]
And you could have wished for anything too... lol
#8301707 - I can't kill peoples D: I WISH you could wish for that... you …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8301710 - oxymoronking (03/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8301720 - obese (03/29/2014) [-]
KAY *chomps sandwich*
User avatar #8310810 - oxymoronking (03/30/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT THANK YOU
User avatar #8319323 - obese (03/30/2014) [-]
And you could have wished for anything too... lol
#100 - Actually, this roll is relevant. 03/29/2014 on Porn +2
#99 - So in nine years I can get a 128TB mini SD?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Porn 0
#133 - megayoming (03/29/2014) [-]
No we can make Drive MUCH MUCH bigger a Petabyte for example its been done but it cant run on any motherboard today that's on the market Only reason that the Teks not out at the moment is the fact that people would demand tek be made assessable the moment it comes out people would find ways of using all that data space and it would run down other systems that are not evolving as fast like motherboards and Packet transfers How fast data is moved from place to place like the internet

Imagine if every one and there dog had that much space but no way to fill it i would fill the fucker up with every movie and game i could get off the web and that amount of data being moved at once would take day than years if you get down to it then you got every one downloading shit like there's a bottomless pit they need to fill the internet would be so bottle necked that a turtle neck sweater looked like a wife-beater
the internet would die
User avatar #101 - sincomai (03/29/2014) [-]
with that size, might as well put a computer in there lol, mini super motherboard
#103 - obese (03/29/2014) [-]
With a size like that ipads really would be lighter than air..... oh wait... they don't believe in using superior hardware. They prefer to make shiny plastic stuff.
#8301669 - oxymoronking, you're pretty lucky. You've summoned me and you …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8301696 - oxymoronking (03/29/2014) [-]
kill protomanrulezzz
User avatar #8301707 - obese (03/29/2014) [-]
I can't kill peoples D: I WISH you could wish for that... you know... ability...
User avatar #8301710 - oxymoronking (03/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8301720 - obese (03/29/2014) [-]
KAY *chomps sandwich*
User avatar #8310810 - oxymoronking (03/30/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT THANK YOU
User avatar #8319323 - obese (03/30/2014) [-]
And you could have wished for anything too... lol
#223 - Picture 03/28/2014 on Cant get enough of Natalia... +1
#25 - It's like I'm looking in a mirror. 03/28/2014 on The Face of medicine +1
#228 - Yeah, we're separate entities. 03/28/2014 on 'MERICA 0
#34 - People can't turn into me. It's impossible unless they're the thing. 03/27/2014 on when lard attacks 0
#8282587 - Actually, some fat guys are very attractive. Like me for examp… 03/27/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8282575 - Oh. lol 03/27/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8282572 - Huh? 03/27/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#386 - What the **** did you just ******* s… 03/27/2014 on Cringe Compilation 12 +1
#19 - You did. Congrats.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on 'MERICA +8
#64 - justleaving (03/27/2014) [-]
#14 - And on here. Can I have a cupcake? 03/27/2014 on Wal-Mart is a world in it's... 0
#153 - You're definitely not me. 03/27/2014 on doesn't seem to impressive 0
#186 - I dunno, probably. 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz 0
#89 - You where a genius 6 year old then. Can six year olds even rea…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz 0
User avatar #180 - kotetsulovesfj (03/26/2014) [-]
I played it when I was six. I saw my dad playing it, and he gave me his old red. Got yellow when I turned eight (I think), and got each new generation for Christmas/Birthday since. Wasn't expecting it, but mom bought me X for Christmas.
User avatar #175 - kikisu (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah they can. I remember playing and beating the legend of Zelda Ocarina of time before the age of 8, and playing pokemon red.
User avatar #139 - broswagonist (03/26/2014) [-]
I played pokemon yellow 13 years ago when I was 5. I beat the game. I'd say I was only half as bad as when Twitch played pokemon, but I beat it.
User avatar #109 - slugnugget (03/26/2014) [-]
I guess you've never noticed how little kids operate tablets better than most adults.

And plus everyone played. you always had a friend, cousin or brother that would show you how to play it.

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User avatar #25 - majormayor (11/08/2014) [-]
fat
#24 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
this was rly good you should go pro
User avatar #23 - majormayor (09/15/2014) [-]
You live.
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
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