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#223 - Picture 03/28/2014 on Cant get enough of Natalia... +1
#25 - It's like I'm looking in a mirror. 03/28/2014 on The Face of medicine +1
#228 - Yeah, we're separate entities. 03/28/2014 on 'MERICA 0
#34 - People can't turn into me. It's impossible unless they're the thing. 03/27/2014 on when lard attacks 0
#8282587 - Actually, some fat guys are very attractive. Like me for examp… 03/27/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8282575 - Oh. lol 03/27/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8282572 - Huh? 03/27/2014 on sfw random board 0
#386 - What the **** did you just ******* s… 03/27/2014 on Cringe Compilation 12 +1
#19 - You did. Congrats.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on 'MERICA +8
#64 - justleaving (03/27/2014) [-]
#14 - And on here. Can I have a cupcake? 03/27/2014 on Wal-Mart is a world in it's... 0
#153 - You're definitely not me. 03/27/2014 on doesn't seem to impressive 0
#186 - I dunno, probably. 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz 0
#89 - You where a genius 6 year old then. Can six year olds even rea…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz 0
User avatar #180 - kotetsulovesfj (03/26/2014) [-]
I played it when I was six. I saw my dad playing it, and he gave me his old red. Got yellow when I turned eight (I think), and got each new generation for Christmas/Birthday since. Wasn't expecting it, but mom bought me X for Christmas.
User avatar #175 - kikisu (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah they can. I remember playing and beating the legend of Zelda Ocarina of time before the age of 8, and playing pokemon red.
User avatar #139 - broswagonist (03/26/2014) [-]
I played pokemon yellow 13 years ago when I was 5. I beat the game. I'd say I was only half as bad as when Twitch played pokemon, but I beat it.
User avatar #109 - slugnugget (03/26/2014) [-]
I guess you've never noticed how little kids operate tablets better than most adults.

And plus everyone played. you always had a friend, cousin or brother that would show you how to play it.
#87 - I was 6 when yellow came out. I'm 22 now. 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz 0
#44 - Hey, thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Father of the Year +2
#45 - dudewitharake (03/26/2014) [-]
no problem
#82 - How old where you and how old are you now? 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz 0
#79 - That's true, I should know. 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz 0
#78 - I find it funny how some people claim to have enjoyed pokemon …  [+] (22 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Pokemanz +8
User avatar #184 - mrnoodlez (03/26/2014) [-]
I started playing around 1998 when I got my gameboy color at about 8 years old. I stopped playing around 2001 when I moved more towards playing on PC, my PS2 and my Xbox. But I recently found my original Gameboy color in the bottom of my dresser at my parents house with Pokemon Blue still in it, which still saves. So now I play once in a while for nostalgic reasons.
User avatar #183 - invshika (03/26/2014) [-]
Red and Blue came out in the US in 98
I was 8
I had Blue

Fack u I luv pokemanz
#161 - fishinyourface (03/26/2014) [-]
I find the whole "I'm a bigger fan!" thing to be rather ridiculous, HOWEVER there is one instance in which someone would piss me off, and that would be when they have played pieces of one game (not even finished) and suddenly they buy all the merchandise and say they're a big fan of it. Now there's absolutely no problem with that if you intend to keep playing. I have a friend who is doing this at the moment, and she has not played the game for months now. She claims to be bored, I tell her to play the game "nah I don't feel like it" ....let me also add that she's still at the first fucking dungeon...
#159 - hashtronaut (03/26/2014) [-]
i'll be 25 shortly (4/6) and red/blue changed my life

today? the gameboy is long lost, the games are long gone....but not our love
User avatar #193 - teegoogilycoffeeme (03/29/2014) [-]
eBay
User avatar #194 - hashtronaut (03/29/2014) [-]
roms are free.
#172 - dracorex (03/26/2014) [-]
Says you faggot, I'm still Gargoyle's Quest on my GBC right now...mad much?
User avatar #173 - hashtronaut (03/26/2014) [-]
i said MY gameboy is lost and MY games are gone, you twatpimple. only system from my childhood i still have is my n64 and I think that fucker is made out of old nokias because it cannot be destroyed
#185 - dracorex (03/26/2014) [-]
Wow dude I was just kidding around, but you sound like you're actually mad or something....
User avatar #188 - hashtronaut (03/26/2014) [-]
if i was mad, i wouldn't say twatpimple. you just can't take a word like that serious
User avatar #135 - darkangeloffire (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm 18 and I started with Gold, Silver, and Crystal all at once. Hell, I still have my Gold cartage and red GBA SP to play it on. Though it seems its internal battery is dead. But then it saved when I did it a couple nights ago. So I dunno.
User avatar #129 - exclamation (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm 16, starting with Gold. Fucking glorious game series. Shit won't be getting old for a little while.
#119 - cyberneticghost (03/26/2014) [-]
Those dates don't add up tho. I'm 24 and have been playing the games since the very start. And by the time the games were in global circulation I would have been probably 8 or 9.
More than capable of understanding how a gameboy functions (a device intended and aimed at kids btw) or becoming a fan of an animated series.

So this theory of yours is a load of barnacles...

Were you retarded as a kid or something?
User avatar #186 - obese (03/26/2014) [-]
I dunno, probably.
User avatar #171 - minnten (03/26/2014) [-]
I noticed that too. I'm 26 at the moment and when red and blue version were released in america I was 11. Either he's 2 years younger than he claims, he mistyped, he just can't do basic math, or he's being a straight up asshole.

And for the record I do in fact remember playing the games since they came out. Red version in 98, pinball in 99 that I got the night before a school trip, tcg for gameboy that I got as an easter gift in 2000, silver version later that same year... (all of those remembered without a google search mind you!) Fuck that guy for trying to shit on our childhood memories just because he can't actually remember any of his.

sorry to rant to you in a reply, i just kinda got going and didnt stop >.>
User avatar #122 - cyberneticghost (03/26/2014) [-]
Just to clarify, Yes, I'm referencing Red & Blue.
User avatar #120 - kodex (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm 18 and I started playing Silver...Loved my fucking totodile...
User avatar #117 - stefanovic (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm 19 and I've been playing since pokémon blue... Not saying I understood anything, hell, I couldn't speak any English... Can you imagine how happy I was when I discovered what "save" meant? (discovered it after some weeks). But I enjoyed it nonetheless
User avatar #108 - slugnugget (03/26/2014) [-]
i'm 18 and I remember playing pokemon blue and red.

Remember that the game boy was popular for a long time. The advance wasnt even out till 2001but I played it when the gameboy color came out.

I'm just saying i'm pretty sure a lot people didn't play it when it first came out.
User avatar #92 - Sethorein (03/26/2014) [-]
I started with yellow... my parents bought the limited edition pikachu themes gameboy colour for me and yellow version... I'm turning 20 in august... I've never missed a generation...
User avatar #90 - mondominiman (03/26/2014) [-]
I was never into pokemon but I remember the hype was blue and yellow was out. I was just a wee young lass with high hopes and a clean path to follow.
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#35 - If that's really cocaine I wonder what the true effects on the…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Father of the Year 0
User avatar #43 - dudewitharake (03/26/2014) [-]
Spiders On Drugs you're welcome
User avatar #67 - sweetjessierose (03/26/2014) [-]
I actually thought this was for serious until the THC spider 'built a hammock' . The filmmaker credit also gave me a little giggle. Love your work
User avatar #44 - obese (03/26/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks.
#45 - dudewitharake (03/26/2014) [-]
no problem
User avatar #36 - Kanoah (03/26/2014) [-]
It's a burrowing spider digging itself into some white dirt. Sorry to disappoint.
#180 - Okay Senpai 03/20/2014 on eeeeew -1
#151 - Why are you deformed and I'm 12.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on eeeeew -1
User avatar #171 - landerp (03/20/2014) [-]
1. No, I am not deformed.
2. I do not doubt for one second that you are 12.
3. Learn proper grammar.
User avatar #180 - obese (03/20/2014) [-]
Okay Senpai
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#24 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - majormayor (09/15/2014) [-]
You live.
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User avatar #18 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
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