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Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
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#83 - Picture 11/10/2014 on 21 Colorful Animals +2
#8 - Good point. 11/10/2014 on For The World To See 0
#4 - Also, this may seem weird but I'm reverse anorexic. Instead of…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on For The World To See 0
User avatar #5 - atonial (11/09/2014) [-]
I had a very close friend of mine get a disease that nearly destroyed him physically and mentally. He stayed in his room and slept for about 15-18 hours a day and he only left the room to work. He got a surgery after puking up blood and nearly died. Twice. His wife didn't have a job and their kid never knew why his daddy was in his room all the time. He's doing better now and we get to talk more frequently than before. All he's done for the past ten years has been for his kid. He was poor as well, but he climbed to the top in constant pain and now he is an investment manager for a big company.
Of course, you do not have to be skinny, Look at Bane from the Dark Knight Rises, he's gotta weigh in at about 300 from sheer muscle alone. So, to be like that badass, I do the same workouts the Army does in Basic, and I suggest it to everyone. It can be found at: tinyurl.com/kx8mtsf
A bit of a disclaimer on it: this shit burns. It hurts. If you try it, remember to breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth, and more importantly: NEVER give up until 45 minutes in, with a water break around 20-30 minutes.
also, reverse-anorexic sounds like an excuse tumblr would make up. It's important to face your fears.
#3 - That was very very good advice. I'm surprised I received an ac… 11/09/2014 on For The World To See 0
#89 - Patrick has some funny looking junk. 11/09/2014 on Where did you even get that... +5
#8 - No. Way. This is awesome. *all aboard the childhood revisited …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Bionicle 0
User avatar #64 - megapepsifreak (11/09/2014) [-]
what 2 months until exact date is released
#6 - They ******* better. Hey, do you have sauce?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Bionicle +1
User avatar #8 - obese (11/08/2014) [-]
No. Way. This is awesome. *all aboard the childhood revisited train* Too bad until 2015 though. :/
User avatar #64 - megapepsifreak (11/09/2014) [-]
what 2 months until exact date is released
#3 - Tahu Nuva was my Buzz Lightyear. Was super POd when they stopp…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Bionicle 0
User avatar #5 - fargfive (11/08/2014) [-]
I kind of gradually lost interest in it as I got older and then tried to get back into it a few years later. The lore got confusing as fuck towards the end.
User avatar #14 - sliferzpwns (11/08/2014) [-]
comment 7 may interest you
User avatar #15 - fargfive (11/08/2014) [-]
I've seen it. I'm not impressed.
It's just not the same.
User avatar #75 - obese (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, they've got simplified-to-hell parts.
#16 - sliferzpwns (11/08/2014) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - bugsbob (11/08/2014) [-]
They're bringing it back.
User avatar #6 - obese (11/08/2014) [-]
They fucking better. Hey, do you have sauce?
User avatar #8 - obese (11/08/2014) [-]
No. Way. This is awesome. *all aboard the childhood revisited train* Too bad until 2015 though. :/
User avatar #64 - megapepsifreak (11/09/2014) [-]
what 2 months until exact date is released
#45 - Well, of course Cartman would agree with that. That is somethi… 11/08/2014 on Crutches 0
#27 - It is, they even impersonate their voices. They did a parody o… 09/18/2014 on Arthur +1
#29 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Around The Internet PART 13 -13
#43 - chrispoot (09/18/2014) [-]
That was so bad
#32 - Common Pepe (09/18/2014) [-]
u suck feggit
User avatar #31 - venegal (09/18/2014) [-]
And you have failed.
#134 - Every time I open a pack of Clover Patch I get a bunch of stup… 06/25/2014 on From the garden of eden 0
#35 - Ha, do you have that video? 05/15/2014 on Pet noodle 0
#34 - Comment deleted 05/15/2014 on Pet noodle 0
#83 - LOL 05/11/2014 on puppy 0
#7 - Why did I think those papers falling where a Japanese spell to… 05/08/2014 on Riot Stopper 0
#174 - I am a shadow, the true self. 05/08/2014 on Follow Your Dreams +1
#2 - Comment deleted 05/08/2014 on Playstation Hasbeen 0
#116 - This is relevant, wtf. The dude is holding nuggets and saying … 05/06/2014 on I'm a Big Fucker 0
#115 - He's right you know. 05/06/2014 on I'm a Big Fucker 0
#255 - No, I'm fat because I've got a fat fetish and I'm narcissistic… 05/05/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
#254 - I'm attracted to fat. 05/05/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
#249 - [Inserts Navy Seal Copypasta here]  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
User avatar #251 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
lol srs m8

You need to try starving yourself and not giving a shit what people think and do it for yourself. I consume 4500 calories a day bc I work fulltime construciton and I'm at about 6'4". It feels great to have people admire you instead of cringe when they see you
User avatar #254 - obese (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm attracted to fat.
#248 - Diet Coke is gross. I don't care how fat I am, I'll consume ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
User avatar #250 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
This is why I love this country. If a man's body tells him his genitics are far too weak to pass on, then said man can go eat himself to death.

But lol, you might need that diet coke to feel better about doing it in the mean time.
User avatar #255 - obese (05/05/2014) [-]
No, I'm fat because I've got a fat fetish and I'm narcissistic so I purposely gain weight to turn myself on.
#141 - Picture 05/03/2014 on Spider-mon 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #27 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
You're still around?
User avatar #26 - semenslurpinglily (01/23/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #25 - majormayor (11/08/2014) [-]
fat
#24 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
this was rly good you should go pro
User avatar #23 - majormayor (09/15/2014) [-]
You live.
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
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