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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:5/26/2015
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#28 - Hi. Sorry for the late reply. I'm super lazy.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on obese's profile 0
User avatar #31 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
Eh, don't worry, just four months.
User avatar #32 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry I made you sad. T-T
#33 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
It's okay, just kiddin!
User avatar #34 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Yay :3
#16 - I approve of this. 05/20/2015 on Fuck you, Lisa. 0
#24 - Actually, when you love someone for who they are then you're a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Obesity 0
#55 - goldendelicious (05/20/2015) [-]
oh definitly, but speaking from my own experience i can say that your energy and confidence around others shoots up. I would really recommend it. And attraction also comes from how you appear in a non-physical way.
#19 - So you lost weight and girls now want to talk to you? I guess …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Obesity 0
#23 - goldendelicious (05/20/2015) [-]
You probably want to wake up to someone you find attractive as well right? Being fat is in most cases a lack of willpower. Being fit is such a boost to your entire life, almost every aspect of it.
User avatar #24 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Actually, when you love someone for who they are then you're attracted to them. I guess for most people on this planet, love is only skin deep. You shouldn't change yourself so you'd be accepted because then the acceptance isn't real. There's nothing wrong with shifting your physical form so long as you are doing it for reasons of your own.
#55 - goldendelicious (05/20/2015) [-]
oh definitly, but speaking from my own experience i can say that your energy and confidence around others shoots up. I would really recommend it. And attraction also comes from how you appear in a non-physical way.
User avatar #20 - dreygur (05/20/2015) [-]
As I stated, my self-esteem was greatly improved through my weight-loss process, hence making me less of an asshole. Of course finding genuine girls is my goal, but good looks always help.
#320 - Oh god, like I get enough summons. o-o 05/20/2015 on How to roll and use comment... 0
#16 - Oops my bad. I misread what you wrote. Yeah I agree with you a… 05/20/2015 on Obesity 0
#15 - Comment deleted 05/20/2015 on Obesity 0
#80 - Troll better. 05/20/2015 on Therapy 0
#20 - Hey, being me isn't so bad. : D  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Excersize -1
#24 - vampired (05/20/2015) [-]
not falling for that, sorry
#108 - Good thing you don't have any power. You'd be in the same pred…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Free salt to help her... -1
User avatar #223 - dieterkaiser (05/21/2015) [-]
Oops. Fucked up the link. What I meant to say was

See >>#221

btw that wasn't me who thumbed you down, you've a right to your opinion as long as it's rooted in logic and not butthurt "muh feelings" like >>#126
User avatar #225 - obese (05/21/2015) [-]
You're still a threat to humanity.
#222 - dieterkaiser has deleted their comment.
#242112 - I'm an Obese man. 05/19/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#25 - Picture 05/18/2015 on Smokin' hot +5
#207 - Tumblr has the best porn. 05/18/2015 on Shrek the sheep 0
#11 - I'm fat, but not too fat. Some people are just trying to kill … 05/18/2015 on Fatties 0
#306 - I forgot words had different meanings on the Internet. (We nee…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Furries and Agendered... 0
User avatar #307 - topheavymonkeyy (05/18/2015) [-]
The internet is a strange place my friend..
#73 - That happened to my friend Devin too. 05/18/2015 on Trip to Good Will... +1
#303 - Thanks for your contribution, but I'm autistic. I think those …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Furries and Agendered... +1
#305 - topheavymonkeyy (05/18/2015) [-]
Autism in real life is a mental disorder and isn't a joke.
Autism on the internet is basically when they're so stupid they deserve a chair to the face.
Maybe this picture is more useful
User avatar #306 - obese (05/18/2015) [-]
I forgot words had different meanings on the Internet. (We need Garrison's retard alert)
User avatar #307 - topheavymonkeyy (05/18/2015) [-]
The internet is a strange place my friend..
#4 - Well, I as you know. I had an epiphany today. A person I cared… 05/18/2015 on Truth +1
#296 - I find it sad because a lot of furries are so stuck idolizing …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Furries and Agendered... -3
#308 - bewailedbadger has deleted their comment.
#300 - topheavymonkeyy (05/18/2015) [-]
This should do
User avatar #303 - obese (05/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for your contribution, but I'm autistic. I think those people are just stupid and has autism replaced the word retard? I feel like I've been living under a rock.
#305 - topheavymonkeyy (05/18/2015) [-]
Autism in real life is a mental disorder and isn't a joke.
Autism on the internet is basically when they're so stupid they deserve a chair to the face.
Maybe this picture is more useful
User avatar #306 - obese (05/18/2015) [-]
I forgot words had different meanings on the Internet. (We need Garrison's retard alert)
User avatar #307 - topheavymonkeyy (05/18/2015) [-]
The internet is a strange place my friend..
#2 - And thank you for doing your part. If people where more like y…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Truth +1
User avatar #3 - burpityhatburp (05/18/2015) [-]
right on dude. I think if everyone could shrug off this illusion we're all caught in and come at each other like brothers instead of enemies we would be fine. something along the lines of a un meeting where everyone's just n comfy clothes joking and shit but when its serious its like "hey man, we had shitty weather and didn't make that many crops, but hey (random country) you made a lot of stuff this year if you could loan a brotha some food ill hit you back in the winter when your running low instead of putting tariffs on it" and everyone's like "yeah dude that's straight"

these are the delusions that make me tear up cuz its not gonna happen but it so easily could
User avatar #4 - obese (05/18/2015) [-]
Well, I as you know. I had an epiphany today. A person I cared about has been in my life off and on for almost a decade (my entire adult life) and I spent so much time trying to make things right that person and all the while I realized I was fine, they are just ignorant and unable to see the truth. And that's why I keep trying. And no, I'm not a stalker. You ever seen a love movie? Or a movie about friendship? What about Goodwill Hunting? That is what this quest is about. It's like Hollywood and corporations have sucked up all the genuine natures of humanity and diminished what it means to be alive. Like a fake tattoo, the media is the paper part of the temp-tat and the image goes onto the skin, it looks good but it's worthless. And it wont be long before society is a blank sheet of paper. And then we come in with big ass paint guns and jazz it all up. The one thing we can rest happily about is humanity is making progress and we still are, way ahead of the rest of the lifeforms on this planet. Let's just hope the movie Idiocracy stays satire and not a documentary.
#4 - There is such a thing as being too fat.  [+] (18 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Fat Acceptance Movement +106
User avatar #20 - whiterabit (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes, yes there is..though it does not warrant bullying
#5 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
There is such a thing as being too anything because the definition of "too [adj. something]" is literally "A value which is excessive to the point of being inappropriate, harmful, or overwhelming".

The only people you're going to enlighten with those words of wisdom are those that lack fundamental common sense.
#124 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Guys I spotted the fatty.
#91 - malifauxdeux (05/18/2015) [-]
So, like, 90 percent of the people on the internet?
#81 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
unless it's weed
#125 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
you can never be too weed
User avatar #73 - mamaluweegee (05/18/2015) [-]
Too alive?
User avatar #70 - infinitereaper (05/18/2015) [-]
so... the majority of the internet?
#60 - dawggz (05/18/2015) [-]
Too horny?
#30 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
You act as if there are not quite a few people that lack fundamental common sense who would benefit from learning that "too fat" is a reality.
#17 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
Too true anon, too true.
User avatar #141 - exotic (05/19/2015) [-]
is there some thing as too true?
User avatar #170 - daniboyi (05/19/2015) [-]
yes.
The world is going to end
Everyone you know and love will die, including yourself.
In 100 years barely anyone will remember your name and you will be lost in history and forgotten.
User avatar #6 - agrofenlas (05/18/2015) [-]
You can't be to healthy.
#7 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
>Be too healthy
>Immortal
>Cry as everyone you ever love dies before you

:c
User avatar #64 - carthos (05/18/2015) [-]
How about too happy?
#131 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
That just means you're stupid
User avatar #149 - carthos (05/19/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter if you're happy right?
#317 - Hey buddy, it's okay. You and I will both die some day.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Tess Holiday has some... +3
User avatar #371 - theorangefox (05/18/2015) [-]
Good retort
#304 - I'm obese and I'm not like that. (I'm actually not a real fat …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Tess Holiday has some... -1
#315 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
You are a piece of shit and should be ashamed of yourself.
User avatar #317 - obese (05/18/2015) [-]
Hey buddy, it's okay. You and I will both die some day.
User avatar #371 - theorangefox (05/18/2015) [-]
Good retort
#13 - Do you guys ever wish you could double thumb content? 05/17/2015 on Potion Seller Comp +5
#76 - What this guy said. 05/17/2015 on Tess Holiday has some... +1
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User avatar #27 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
You're still around?
User avatar #29 to #27 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Yes, sorry about the late reply. I overlooked people commenting on my page. I usually just lurk on here.
User avatar #26 - semenslurpinglily (01/23/2015) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #28 to #26 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Hi. Sorry for the late reply. I'm super lazy.
User avatar #31 to #28 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
Eh, don't worry, just four months.
User avatar #32 to #31 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry I made you sad. T-T
#33 to #32 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
It's okay, just kiddin!
User avatar #34 to #33 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Yay :3
User avatar #25 - majormayor (11/08/2014) [-]
fat
#24 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
this was rly good you should go pro
User avatar #23 - majormayor (09/15/2014) [-]
You live.
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
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