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Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
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#183 - What does this mean? Is what I wrote wrong?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Games will make you gay 0
User avatar #190 - bluefootbird (11/13/2014) [-]
Fedora-wearing untouchables are associated with hostility towards religion, aka militant atheism. It can be interpreted as "nobody gives a fuck, please get off your soapbox".

Fedora wearing neckbeards MUST prove they're right--don't be that guy.
User avatar #191 - obese (11/13/2014) [-]
Understood.
#375 - Where's that Christianity spammer now? 11/12/2014 on twitter bans you EASILY 0
#75 - Yeah, they've got simplified-to-hell parts. 11/12/2014 on Bionicle 0
#67 - Ha, I saw you in another thread, it gave me lols. Great work btw. 11/12/2014 on Games will make you gay +6
#23 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Unemployment dog +1
#81 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on Moonay -1
#53 - "May this man burn in eternal hellfire, Jesus taught us t… 11/12/2014 on Daniel does some research +1
#78 - Stop farting in everyone's comment section you whore. >: o 11/12/2014 on Moonay -1
#76 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Moonay -1
#79 - sunnyday (11/12/2014) [-]
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#63 - Your God is nothing more than an illusion created by secret-so…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Games will make you gay -1
#126 - bluefootbird (11/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #183 - obese (11/12/2014) [-]
What does this mean? Is what I wrote wrong?
User avatar #190 - bluefootbird (11/13/2014) [-]
Fedora-wearing untouchables are associated with hostility towards religion, aka militant atheism. It can be interpreted as "nobody gives a fuck, please get off your soapbox".

Fedora wearing neckbeards MUST prove they're right--don't be that guy.
User avatar #191 - obese (11/13/2014) [-]
Understood.
User avatar #81 - psychosamurai (11/12/2014) [-]
*Tips fedora*
#61 - From the beginning of your existence 'til you wither and die. …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Games will make you gay -1
User avatar #62 - jesusdiedforoursin (11/12/2014) [-]
If you wish to burn in hell so be it, I am simply trying to lead the stray lambs back on the righteous path of god.
User avatar #98 - houseofscarlet (11/12/2014) [-]
In the Bible, it says no man may judge another man. That's a sin. Ergo, since you are judging us and condemning us to hell, doesn't that mean you are taking God's roll in the world and, as such, are now sinning and will be condemned to hell as well?

What's more, Jesus died for our sins. Meaning he died to protect us from being damned to hell. While sinning is wrong, God is willing to forgive so long as we feel remorse and attempt to reconcile with kindness and love towards our fellow man. It would take someone truly evil to be damned to hell.
User avatar #85 - vellion (11/12/2014) [-]
Yo, fuck your shit. I'm not a "stray lamb". If your god gave me free will, and big J died for my sins, that doesn't mean I have to act like a dirty tomb dweller from 2 thousand years ago.

6/10 because you made me reply, move along
User avatar #63 - obese (11/12/2014) [-]
Your God is nothing more than an illusion created by secret-societies since ancient times to keep you and everyone ignorant enough to obey your government overlords and almighty dollar. This world is run by intelligence and squeezes out the weak like a zit and they use blind people to keep their gears of power moving. And your interest isn't helping us, it's about feeling fulfilled as a human-being. In reality you are just arrogant and you'd shun your own "children" if they didn't believe in what you do. In fact you probably see your "children" as pets and not human-beings with their own thoughts and feelings, that you probably deprive them of on a daily basis. I'd rather "burn" in hell, then hang like a puppet in "heaven".
#126 - bluefootbird (11/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #183 - obese (11/12/2014) [-]
What does this mean? Is what I wrote wrong?
User avatar #190 - bluefootbird (11/13/2014) [-]
Fedora-wearing untouchables are associated with hostility towards religion, aka militant atheism. It can be interpreted as "nobody gives a fuck, please get off your soapbox".

Fedora wearing neckbeards MUST prove they're right--don't be that guy.
User avatar #191 - obese (11/13/2014) [-]
Understood.
User avatar #81 - psychosamurai (11/12/2014) [-]
*Tips fedora*
#15 - Picture 11/12/2014 on this +8
#2 - Regular Show. 11/12/2014 on A Regular At Freddy's Show +2
#128 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Getting a haircut +6
#129 - taintedangel (11/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #144 - megaton (11/12/2014) [-]
then u are a better man than i
User avatar #147 - megaton (11/12/2014) [-]
that was amazing
User avatar #150 - taintedangel (11/12/2014) [-]
you're welcome
#7 - I MEAN WHAT THE FRICK??? 11/10/2014 on I laugh at his kid for how... +1
#42 - How much you wanna bet, Southpark will do another episode invo… 11/10/2014 on What year is this? -5
#41 - BLOCKBUSTER IS BACK FROM THE DEAD! **** Netflix and Hulu. 11/10/2014 on What year is this? +3
#74 - YOU DESERVE A ******* MEDAL. 11/10/2014 on True Art 0
#83 - Picture 11/10/2014 on 21 Colorful Animals +2
#8 - Good point. 11/10/2014 on For The World To See 0
#4 - Also, this may seem weird but I'm reverse anorexic. Instead of…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on For The World To See 0
#5 - atonial (11/09/2014) [-]
I had a very close friend of mine get a disease that nearly destroyed him physically and mentally. He stayed in his room and slept for about 15-18 hours a day and he only left the room to work. He got a surgery after puking up blood and nearly died. Twice. His wife didn't have a job and their kid never knew why his daddy was in his room all the time. He's doing better now and we get to talk more frequently than before. All he's done for the past ten years has been for his kid. He was poor as well, but he climbed to the top in constant pain and now he is an investment manager for a big company.
Of course, you do not have to be skinny, Look at Bane from the Dark Knight Rises, he's gotta weigh in at about 300 from sheer muscle alone. So, to be like that badass, I do the same workouts the Army does in Basic, and I suggest it to everyone. It can be found at: tinyurl.com/kx8mtsf
A bit of a disclaimer on it: this shit burns. It hurts. If you try it, remember to breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth, and more importantly: NEVER give up until 45 minutes in, with a water break around 20-30 minutes.
also, reverse-anorexic sounds like an excuse tumblr would make up. It's important to face your fears.
#3 - That was very very good advice. I'm surprised I received an ac… 11/09/2014 on For The World To See 0
#89 - Patrick has some funny looking junk. 11/09/2014 on Where did you even get that... +5
#8 - No. Way. This is awesome. *all aboard the childhood revisited …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Bionicle 0
User avatar #64 - megapepsifreak (11/09/2014) [-]
what 2 months until exact date is released
#6 - They ******* better. Hey, do you have sauce?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Bionicle +1
User avatar #46 - reloyjerkins (11/09/2014) [-]
Fucking AWESOM, but still, Lewa#s mask should have that grin on it, it fits him so well.
User avatar #8 - obese (11/08/2014) [-]
No. Way. This is awesome. *all aboard the childhood revisited train* Too bad until 2015 though. :/
User avatar #64 - megapepsifreak (11/09/2014) [-]
what 2 months until exact date is released

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User avatar #25 - majormayor (11/08/2014) [-]
fat
#24 - blackholee (09/18/2014) [-]
this was rly good you should go pro
User avatar #23 - majormayor (09/15/2014) [-]
You live.
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
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