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#254 - I'm attracted to fat. 05/05/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
#249 - [Inserts Navy Seal Copypasta here]  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
User avatar #251 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
lol srs m8

You need to try starving yourself and not giving a shit what people think and do it for yourself. I consume 4500 calories a day bc I work fulltime construciton and I'm at about 6'4". It feels great to have people admire you instead of cringe when they see you
User avatar #254 - obese (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm attracted to fat.
#248 - Diet Coke is gross. I don't care how fat I am, I'll consume ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
User avatar #250 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
This is why I love this country. If a man's body tells him his genitics are far too weak to pass on, then said man can go eat himself to death.

But lol, you might need that diet coke to feel better about doing it in the mean time.
User avatar #255 - obese (05/05/2014) [-]
No, I'm fat because I've got a fat fetish and I'm narcissistic so I purposely gain weight to turn myself on.
#141 - Picture 05/03/2014 on Spider-mon 0
#142 - Hillbillies are stupid white people, ******* are …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
User avatar #237 - davidavidson (05/03/2014) [-]
lol

I can hear you wheezing through your text. Maybe it's time for another diet coke?
User avatar #248 - obese (05/04/2014) [-]
Diet Coke is gross. I don't care how fat I am, I'll consume everything until I die of the biggest heart explosion.
User avatar #250 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
This is why I love this country. If a man's body tells him his genitics are far too weak to pass on, then said man can go eat himself to death.

But lol, you might need that diet coke to feel better about doing it in the mean time.
User avatar #255 - obese (05/05/2014) [-]
No, I'm fat because I've got a fat fetish and I'm narcissistic so I purposely gain weight to turn myself on.
#140 - I'm gay and I shake my head to this behavior. Those people are…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Homosexuality is in +5
User avatar #238 - davidavidson (05/03/2014) [-]
>I'm gay

No, you are fat and can only seduce dudes lol
User avatar #249 - obese (05/04/2014) [-]
[Inserts Navy Seal Copypasta here]
User avatar #251 - davidavidson (05/04/2014) [-]
lol srs m8

You need to try starving yourself and not giving a shit what people think and do it for yourself. I consume 4500 calories a day bc I work fulltime construciton and I'm at about 6'4". It feels great to have people admire you instead of cringe when they see you
User avatar #254 - obese (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm attracted to fat.
#144 - brobafett (05/03/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but I just had to post this.
#87 - Picture 05/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#171 - NO I'M NOT! Ha, jk. Thanks. I saw that one, just forgot the na… 04/29/2014 on coma +1
#166 - I forget, which movie is he from?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on coma +1
User avatar #168 - sirbrentcoe (04/29/2014) [-]
grandmas boy.
User avatar #171 - obese (04/29/2014) [-]
NO I'M NOT! Ha, jk. Thanks. I saw that one, just forgot the name. Good movie.
#5 - Wow, only 4 million? Well, it's not selling well in my opinion… 04/29/2014 on Why Isn't This Happening? 0
#12 - Ghosts have sexy butts. Stop. Stop making me look! 04/19/2014 on Pacman +1
#56 - You used tongs, it's not that manly. Only women use those. [in…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Manly as fuck -1
#61 - Spikeydeath (04/19/2014) [-]
yeah use your hands pussy
#215 - Canadians are sexy. 04/19/2014 on Murica and its "freedom" 0
#214 - Please somebody, make an image of Hypno with Putin's face. You… 04/19/2014 on Murica and its "freedom" 0
#213 - Putin looks like Hypno. LOL  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Murica and its "freedom" 0
User avatar #214 - obese (04/19/2014) [-]
Please somebody, make an image of Hypno with Putin's face. You'd get all the thumbs. I lack skills so I can't. D:
#56 - You'd love my tits then. :3  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Mosquitonips 0
#57 - grimandevil (04/19/2014) [-]
Heeheehee
#55 - Then he'd love me. I'm a chub. :3 and, I'm obese. *double-side… 04/19/2014 on Mosquitonips 0
#8 - Picture 04/18/2014 on You just activated my spell... 0
#5 - LOL I posted this comment like a year ago and I somehow stumbl… 04/18/2014 on YuGiOh 0
#173 - lol 04/17/2014 on So true... or is it? Or is... +1
#74 - Picture 04/13/2014 on No Pictures +2
#73 - I CAN'T EVEN 04/13/2014 on No Pictures +1
#72 - Picture 04/13/2014 on No Pictures 0
#71 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on No Pictures 0
#79 - silentark (04/13/2014) [-]
#72 - obese (04/13/2014) [-]
#27 - Squidward Testicles  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Squidward +2
User avatar #45 - volksworgen (04/12/2014) [-]
Somebody on a tf2 server had that as their name, they made me immensely jealous because they had the huntsman reskin.
User avatar #49 - dndxplain (04/12/2014) [-]
the compound is the only thing I kept from the thief items

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User avatar #23 - majormayor (09/15/2014) [-]
You live.
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
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