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#73 - Oh the subliminal sataaaaannnnsss 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon +3
#72 - OH HELGA NO 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon +1
#69 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon -3
User avatar #128 - thycupcake (06/14/2013) [-]
Or maybe they know to not shout out that they're females, to not be called attention whores.
User avatar #157 - legendofzeldafreak (06/15/2013) [-]
What did he say to me?
User avatar #154 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
oh
#68 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon -3
#69 - obese has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - thycupcake (06/14/2013) [-]
Or maybe they know to not shout out that they're females, to not be called attention whores.
User avatar #157 - legendofzeldafreak (06/15/2013) [-]
What did he say to me?
User avatar #154 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
oh
#67 - I think you'd be lucky if he did. 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon 0
#65 - OH YEAH REMEMBER THIS?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon +10
User avatar #150 - hattaz (06/14/2013) [-]
Gotta love that Adult Version they made
#105 - amusingnutsack (06/14/2013) [-]
Do you have any more Ren & Stimpy? Even as a child I knew they were pushing the limits.
#64 - Let's not forget this.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon +33
#82 - neoexdeath (06/14/2013) [-]
...Hey, I think I've got a Tenner, can I get in on this?
#98 - skullylightman (06/14/2013) [-]
Would've made more sense if you posted as anonymous

Still made me lol though
#13 - It's because his world is overrun by watercolors. 06/14/2013 on What have I done to deserve... +1
#2 - **** XBOXONE 06/14/2013 on Xbox one vs ps4 price... 0
#10 - That kid is a ******* brat.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on What have I done to deserve... +1
#12 - solarisofcelestia (06/14/2013) [-]
And I simply adore him for it. At least in the first few seasons.
User avatar #14 - makegr (06/14/2013) [-]
Why he got no hair...
#15 - solarisofcelestia (06/14/2013) [-]
There is in fact an explanation to this. Originally in the children's book Caillou was based on he was much younger, nearly an infant, and thus it would make sense biologically that he wouldn't have hair. However the name 'Caillou' apparently means 'bald head' or 'pebble' in french, he was made in Quebec. Thus him having no hair is as intrinsic to the character as Spider-man having spider powers. Thus no matter how much complaints and confusion audiences might express, that simply can't be changed.

So viewers have jokingly stated he must have cancer or that he is a skin-head. I've seen some very funny Youtube Poops featuring Caillou. Check them out if you like that kind of thing.

tl;dr: his name means 'bald' so he is bald.
User avatar #35 - makegr (06/15/2013) [-]
Wow, buddy, that's a nice answer! I aprecciate it!
I'll start to search videos about it, seems funny! Haha

FunnyJunk Community, I love you. Thanks.
User avatar #13 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
It's because his world is overrun by watercolors.
#9 - Heck we love you twi. Because you're everywhere. 06/14/2013 on What have I done to deserve... +1
#8 - Yeah no kidding, especially if you're looking for a certain no… 06/14/2013 on What have I done to deserve... +1
#90 - User Dialga, look you have a fan.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Fairy Type Confirmed 0
#126 - Dialga (06/14/2013) [-]
Wooo! Someone finally likes me!
#89 - Or the high percentage of trainers that use the same pokemon. …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Fairy Type Confirmed 0
User avatar #99 - ovehnine (06/14/2013) [-]
well, I actually haven't looked into the tier stuff, so naturally, I would probably just have a bunch of pokemon from random tiers. Only one I've had a problem with is fucking Suicune. I fucking HATE Suicune!!
#97 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
>muh click out rage and win
this is one of the reasons i hate OU, it's about time they got nerfed

theres also a rumor fairy is 2x against dark, hydreigon is fucked
User avatar #100 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
That would mean Hydreigon is quad weak to Sylveon. Adorable yet weak in appearance able to take down the pokemon universe's most dreadful looking pokemon with absolute ease.
#128 - sylveon (06/14/2013) [-]
#235 - Congratulations you saved 1 dollar(s). Thank you for shopping … 06/14/2013 on How E3 Felt 0
#208 - oh  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on touch my kid again 0
User avatar #238 - jorah (06/14/2013) [-]
read my comment above
#232 - I guess pricing it at 499 makes it more desirable.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on How E3 Felt +1
User avatar #233 - vigilantae (06/14/2013) [-]
Its all a mental game. Imagine if Sony put it for 499 and Xbox for 500... surprisingly many people wouldnt buy xbox for that reason.
User avatar #235 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
Congratulations you saved 1 dollar(s). Thank you for shopping with Sony.
#198 - What's the story behind this gif?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2013 on touch my kid again +3
User avatar #280 - RandomAnonGuy (06/15/2013) [-]
Comment 119 by me.
"Every single time this is posted, there is a chorus of "Downy fucking deserved it hurr durr I'd have beat the shit out of him"
Here's what happened - The kid came jumping in. From downies perspective, he had suddenly appeared from nowhere and was scary as shit. Downy was confused and upset and tried to defend himself, but was somewhat aware that it was just a kid. Hence why downy didn't boot the kid sky high.
The father saw his kid get kicked. So obviously like any father he defended his kid and socked the guy in the jaw. That's well within his reason.
Five minutes after this, everything was explained. The kid wasn't hurt, the downy knew what he'd done wrong and had apologised, the father understood what had happened and apologised also. And everyone lived happily the fuck after.
Neither side was at legitimate fault."
User avatar #202 - jeminuzback (06/14/2013) [-]
Long time ago, in a far far away country, there was a racist douchebag who kicked a little nigger, then came nigger dad punched the shit out of the racist douchebag, and he got laid with the fat lady.

the end
User avatar #237 - jorah (06/14/2013) [-]
Actually the guy is mentally retarded, not a "racist douchebag"
User avatar #208 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #238 - jorah (06/14/2013) [-]
read my comment above
User avatar #201 - churrundo (06/14/2013) [-]
the dude has downs syndrome
#252 - narlex (06/14/2013) [-]
And he still kicked the boy.
#227 - Why can't they just say it's 500 dollars and 400 dollars? The …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on How E3 Felt 0
User avatar #239 - elyiia (06/14/2013) [-]
Because, even though the difference is minor you perceive it to be cheaper and are more inclined to buy it.
User avatar #231 - vigilantae (06/14/2013) [-]
The 0s are redundant in yours
User avatar #232 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
I guess pricing it at 499 makes it more desirable.
User avatar #233 - vigilantae (06/14/2013) [-]
Its all a mental game. Imagine if Sony put it for 499 and Xbox for 500... surprisingly many people wouldnt buy xbox for that reason.
User avatar #235 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
Congratulations you saved 1 dollar(s). Thank you for shopping with Sony.
#1 - Very clever OP.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on game +1
User avatar #2 - funnyjunkfanjimtan (06/14/2013) [-]
coool i actually heard the POP sound in my inbox thingy, haha, Thank you for the comment but the goo.gl LINK redirects you to

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big ass link. or
redditrewind . com / r / pokemon‎
681 × 600, i'm guessing the url got deleted
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Hopes For Pokemon X & Y 0
#4 - alcoholicsemen Comment deleted by obese
#111 - You can sit on benches and there's diagonal movement now too! … 06/13/2013 on Fairies are Cute Badasses 0
#110 - You don't think they'll drop one of it's types?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Fairies are Cute Badasses 0
User avatar #114 - makotoitou (06/13/2013) [-]
No.
#106 - Yeah and on top of 3rd person 3d scale battles it's going to b…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Fairies are Cute Badasses 0
User avatar #108 - whycanticaps (06/13/2013) [-]
ya I want it. It's come a long way from black and white sprites in red/blue
User avatar #111 - obese (06/13/2013) [-]
You can sit on benches and there's diagonal movement now too! Let's hope they kept the seasons, day and night feature.
#102 - Me too. I'll be able to pay for it when it comes out but the w… 06/13/2013 on Fairies are Cute Badasses 0
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User avatar #18 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
thanks for accepting my request, fatty
User avatar #19 to #18 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
Aw, colored text. Meh.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage (04/09/2014) [-]
<3

where have you been
User avatar #21 to #20 - obese (04/09/2014) [-]
To hell. I'm still there though. Battling it out, one day at a time. My Dad is wasting space in my house. I need to find a roommate to take his room but finding a roommate is kinda hard, everyone's either crazy or a sofa jumper. Sorry for pouring this onto you, I just needed to let it out.
User avatar #13 - majormayor (04/03/2014) [-]
Oh. It's been a while.
User avatar #14 to #13 - obese (04/03/2014) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #15 to #14 - majormayor (04/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #16 to #15 - obese (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good, started playing Yugioh. It's actually pretty fun. Yugioh memes make sense now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - majormayor (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, that's nice. I haven't played Yu-Gi-Oh in a long time aside from a GBA game of it.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (10/18/2013) [-]
Still alive?
User avatar #12 to #11 - obese (12/23/2013) [-]
I am now. I was in the hospital, heart failure but now I'm fine. Brb, makin bacon
User avatar #9 - obese (04/25/2013) [-]
Paging captainobvious come in captainobvious.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
fattie
User avatar #6 to #5 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
I found your username somewhat humorous the moment I saw it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - obese (03/29/2013) [-]
You know, because my username is a keyword. Every time I log in my inbox is always full of "comments about me". So I'm looking through everyone's post, I know they aren't about ME but it's funny to think so.
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