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#51 - Comment deleted 06/21/2013 on Eating wieners... 0
#706 - Tips for fellow women: -Wear loose clothing. -RIGHT as… 06/21/2013 on .'s 0
#435 - Picture 06/21/2013 on feely feels +5
#425 - Ready for your rage. Honestly, suicide is selfish. Le…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels +9
User avatar #518 - jagenblitz (06/21/2013) [-]
Unless you have a significant other, kids, or someone else who is dependent on you, there is nothing selfish about suicide.

Selfish is expecting someone to live for you and not themselves when they have no special obligation to. Nobody chooses to be born, and nobody chooses their family members. A person's life is his or her own unless they give it to someone else.

User avatar #559 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
It's selfish because imagine the grief and pain that their loved ones must feel afterwards. It changes a family. It could screw them up mentally and emotionally for years. Maybe even forever.
User avatar #560 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
So what? Like I said, a person has no obligation to live towards his or her family.

You actually think it's selfish for someone to take their own life when it belongs to no one but them, yet it's perfectly fine to make someone unwillingly live an empty and unhappy existence just so he doesn't hurt the feeling of people he owes nothing to in such a regard? Please.
User avatar #561 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
Who says they will never find happiness? Everyone can be happy. Everyone.
Sure, it's their decision, but they should think about how it will affect them and their family.
User avatar #562 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Who says they will? And no, that's the kind of feely bullshit parents tell their children. Not everyone can be happy, whether it be because shit just doesn't get better or because chemical imbalances in the brain literally stop you from being able to be happy.

And again, why should they? A person has no obligation towards his family to live for them. You keep saying "well they should think about their family", I tell you why they don't need to, and all you can say is "well they should anyway".
User avatar #563 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
Actually, that's false. No one is doomed to unhappiness because certain things go wrong in life.
I'm sorry, why are you fighting me on this? I'm stating one reason that one shouldn't commit suicide. The other bigger reason of course being it's your own life that you only get one of.
User avatar #564 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
If your life literally doesn't get better, how are you supposed to be happy? That doesn't make sense.

And why am I fighting you on this? Because you're wrong. If you don't want people to challenge your opinion then don't post it.
#565 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm wrong for going against suicide...?
User avatar #566 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
"Honestly, suicide is selfish."

Are you intentionally being dense or just stupid?
User avatar #567 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
It is. And it is very sad. I don't know why you are so butthurt right now.
User avatar #568 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Except it isn't, which I proved. It's funny though how people always resort to the "you mad?" retort when they realize they don't have an argument but can't concede a point.
User avatar #569 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I've already given you my reasons so what else is there to say? I'm genuinely curious as to why you're fighting me on this. I could say that you are for suicide, but of course that can't be the case.
User avatar #570 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
You really are dense. I already told you why I'm arguing against you. Suicide being good or bad is irrelevant to what I'm saying. Your reason for it being bad, that it is selfish, is wrong, and I have shown it to be wrong.

Again, if you don't want your opinions to be fought against then don't post them.
#429 - youxbarstard (06/21/2013) [-]
Some people just lack the mental fortitude required to get through life.
User avatar #427 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
Suicide isn't selfish. Selfish is the wrong word to use.

It's stupid. It's a waste of potential. It's terrible. It's heartbreaking. It is not selfish.

Calling people who are suicidal selfish also isn't being very helpful to their state of mind so be mindful of that.

Finally, trivializing their mental state by saying that they are only suicidal because they "can't work through some insults" is just downright cruel. Some folks aren't blessed with minds that can handle the stresses that they are put under every day. It happens. Insulting them doesn't help.

I know you're trying to advocate for suicide to end in your own strange way... but if a suicidal person read your comment they'd just feel bad about themselves.
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#133 - broorb (06/19/2013) [-]
I respectfully disagree
User avatar #98 - suponion (06/19/2013) [-]
true, true
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#99 - xef (06/19/2013) [-]
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#150 - MFW I see my best friends I don't have any best friends...  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Friendships +1
User avatar #157 - captcrunch (06/19/2013) [-]
Us internet folks, we are all best friends.
#161 - amuzen (06/19/2013) [-]
Is that why random people keep running out of nowhere and punching me in the face when I mention the internet?
User avatar #162 - captcrunch (06/19/2013) [-]
yes that is why.
#155 - brayburn (06/19/2013) [-]
There there my friend!

You have sympathy from strangers on the internet.
User avatar #153 - Mesmus (06/19/2013) [-]
There there the internet is here for you
#92 - MFW guys say they like me over facebook.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Well, that was unexpected +34
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my facebook
#125 - fabelousnagger (06/14/2013) [-]
MFW Girls say they like me over facebook

forever a stone...
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User avatar #160 - xxkosukexx (06/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hear that song every fucking day. It's retarded.
#147 - obliquezombie (06/14/2013) [-]
Stop listening to the radio.

Problem solved.
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#157 - True true 06/12/2013 on Did this make you smile? 0
#137 - That was one of the best posts I've ever seen on FJ. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Did this make you smile? +5
#154 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
Or maybe she's just old, frail, and can't go and visit every single person who asks her.
I'd almost guarantee she never even heard about the kid. The letter was probly thrown out before she ever saw it.
User avatar #225 - elmarcocfc (06/12/2013) [-]
No no, remember the British Empire? She's a bitch.
User avatar #157 - nyxie (06/12/2013) [-]
True true
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#1 - anonymousbastards (03/23/2012) [-]
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#2 to #1 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
Totally! XD
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