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#175 - FFFFFFUUUUUUU WHY  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Daww 0
#176 - pbeldin (07/20/2013) [-]
cuz don't you like how he stares into your soul?some peoples faces when they see this
#40 - Golden retrievers are terrible guard dogs. German she… 07/20/2013 on Rex 0
#242 - Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him. Cops are d…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Was it worth it? -23
#268 - Kabutops (07/20/2013) [-]
"Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him". wow that quote makes me laugh
What makes you so sure she wasn't "obviously" going to pull out a knife on him? There's no way to be certain so don't try to act like you know what she may or may not do.
Even if she didn't pull out a knife, she instigated a fight with a cop. I'm pretty sure that's illegal EVERYWHERE.
Tell me, if someone punches you in the face, what do you do? You can disable them just as the cop did.
#255 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Or he was just tired of her shit and didn't want to risk being attacked. You don't have the right to put your hands on an officer.
User avatar #244 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
This is one of the reasons so many people hate cops
First off, you're not a master criminal profiler, so you don't have the expertise to make a decision like that, especially without the conversation. She could have easily said something like "bitch I'll cut you" as she was shoving. She might not. You never know.
Second off, if you're fucking dumb enough to try to initiate physically with a policeman, be prepared for them to try to stomp you the fuck out, resistance wise. They're trained to get people down and out before they themselves get down and out.
User avatar #246 - playcolt (07/20/2013) [-]
I got arrested shop lifting and the cop asked if I had any weapons on me, not thinking I said "Yeah this knife" and started to pull it out...
#295 - hammarhead (07/20/2013) [-]
That can't have ended welll.

yfw
User avatar #249 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
That's where you McFucked up.
#236 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Was it worth it? -22
User avatar #272 - mrnoodlez (07/20/2013) [-]
If it were a man nobody would be saying anything right? If women want equality, they can drop all that special treatment crap.
User avatar #240 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
"oh shit this lady who I'm about to punish for doing something illegal is attempting to initiate a fight! Better incapacitate her so she can't pull out a knife or other lethal weapon!"

damn dude, you gotta remember that anyone could be carrying a weapon and if you don't know them you don't know when/if they'll pull one out
User avatar #242 - nyxie (07/20/2013) [-]
Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him. Cops are drunk with power these days and constantly claim to be "threatened" in these sort of situations.
That cop was a wimpy little faggot who got his feelings hurt.
#268 - Kabutops (07/20/2013) [-]
"Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him". wow that quote makes me laugh
What makes you so sure she wasn't "obviously" going to pull out a knife on him? There's no way to be certain so don't try to act like you know what she may or may not do.
Even if she didn't pull out a knife, she instigated a fight with a cop. I'm pretty sure that's illegal EVERYWHERE.
Tell me, if someone punches you in the face, what do you do? You can disable them just as the cop did.
#255 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Or he was just tired of her shit and didn't want to risk being attacked. You don't have the right to put your hands on an officer.
User avatar #244 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
This is one of the reasons so many people hate cops
First off, you're not a master criminal profiler, so you don't have the expertise to make a decision like that, especially without the conversation. She could have easily said something like "bitch I'll cut you" as she was shoving. She might not. You never know.
Second off, if you're fucking dumb enough to try to initiate physically with a policeman, be prepared for them to try to stomp you the fuck out, resistance wise. They're trained to get people down and out before they themselves get down and out.
User avatar #246 - playcolt (07/20/2013) [-]
I got arrested shop lifting and the cop asked if I had any weapons on me, not thinking I said "Yeah this knife" and started to pull it out...
#295 - hammarhead (07/20/2013) [-]
That can't have ended welll.

yfw
User avatar #249 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
That's where you McFucked up.
User avatar #241 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
Sorry if I sound like a sarcastic asshole, I'm a bit tired.
#238 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
I'd bet that the light shoving combined with the "niggery" shit talking just sent him over the edge.
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#569 - I've already given you my reasons so what else is there to say…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #570 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
You really are dense. I already told you why I'm arguing against you. Suicide being good or bad is irrelevant to what I'm saying. Your reason for it being bad, that it is selfish, is wrong, and I have shown it to be wrong.

Again, if you don't want your opinions to be fought against then don't post them.
#567 - It is. And it is very sad. I don't know why you are so butthur…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #568 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Except it isn't, which I proved. It's funny though how people always resort to the "you mad?" retort when they realize they don't have an argument but can't concede a point.
User avatar #569 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I've already given you my reasons so what else is there to say? I'm genuinely curious as to why you're fighting me on this. I could say that you are for suicide, but of course that can't be the case.
User avatar #570 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
You really are dense. I already told you why I'm arguing against you. Suicide being good or bad is irrelevant to what I'm saying. Your reason for it being bad, that it is selfish, is wrong, and I have shown it to be wrong.

Again, if you don't want your opinions to be fought against then don't post them.
#565 - I'm wrong for going against suicide...?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #566 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
"Honestly, suicide is selfish."

Are you intentionally being dense or just stupid?
User avatar #567 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
It is. And it is very sad. I don't know why you are so butthurt right now.
User avatar #568 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Except it isn't, which I proved. It's funny though how people always resort to the "you mad?" retort when they realize they don't have an argument but can't concede a point.
User avatar #569 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I've already given you my reasons so what else is there to say? I'm genuinely curious as to why you're fighting me on this. I could say that you are for suicide, but of course that can't be the case.
User avatar #570 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
You really are dense. I already told you why I'm arguing against you. Suicide being good or bad is irrelevant to what I'm saying. Your reason for it being bad, that it is selfish, is wrong, and I have shown it to be wrong.

Again, if you don't want your opinions to be fought against then don't post them.
#137 - I...what? 06/22/2013 on Doctor- Doctor 0
#563 - Actually, that's false. No one is doomed to unhappiness becaus…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/22/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #564 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
If your life literally doesn't get better, how are you supposed to be happy? That doesn't make sense.

And why am I fighting you on this? Because you're wrong. If you don't want people to challenge your opinion then don't post it.
#565 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm wrong for going against suicide...?
User avatar #566 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
"Honestly, suicide is selfish."

Are you intentionally being dense or just stupid?
User avatar #567 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
It is. And it is very sad. I don't know why you are so butthurt right now.
User avatar #568 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Except it isn't, which I proved. It's funny though how people always resort to the "you mad?" retort when they realize they don't have an argument but can't concede a point.
User avatar #569 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I've already given you my reasons so what else is there to say? I'm genuinely curious as to why you're fighting me on this. I could say that you are for suicide, but of course that can't be the case.
User avatar #570 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
You really are dense. I already told you why I'm arguing against you. Suicide being good or bad is irrelevant to what I'm saying. Your reason for it being bad, that it is selfish, is wrong, and I have shown it to be wrong.

Again, if you don't want your opinions to be fought against then don't post them.
#561 - Who says they will never find happiness? Everyone can be happy…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/22/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #562 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Who says they will? And no, that's the kind of feely bullshit parents tell their children. Not everyone can be happy, whether it be because shit just doesn't get better or because chemical imbalances in the brain literally stop you from being able to be happy.

And again, why should they? A person has no obligation towards his family to live for them. You keep saying "well they should think about their family", I tell you why they don't need to, and all you can say is "well they should anyway".
User avatar #563 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
Actually, that's false. No one is doomed to unhappiness because certain things go wrong in life.
I'm sorry, why are you fighting me on this? I'm stating one reason that one shouldn't commit suicide. The other bigger reason of course being it's your own life that you only get one of.
User avatar #564 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
If your life literally doesn't get better, how are you supposed to be happy? That doesn't make sense.

And why am I fighting you on this? Because you're wrong. If you don't want people to challenge your opinion then don't post it.
#565 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm wrong for going against suicide...?
User avatar #566 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
"Honestly, suicide is selfish."

Are you intentionally being dense or just stupid?
User avatar #567 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
It is. And it is very sad. I don't know why you are so butthurt right now.
User avatar #568 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Except it isn't, which I proved. It's funny though how people always resort to the "you mad?" retort when they realize they don't have an argument but can't concede a point.
User avatar #569 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I've already given you my reasons so what else is there to say? I'm genuinely curious as to why you're fighting me on this. I could say that you are for suicide, but of course that can't be the case.
User avatar #570 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
You really are dense. I already told you why I'm arguing against you. Suicide being good or bad is irrelevant to what I'm saying. Your reason for it being bad, that it is selfish, is wrong, and I have shown it to be wrong.

Again, if you don't want your opinions to be fought against then don't post them.
#56 - Me: What mouse walks on two legs? Friend: *never replies* … 06/22/2013 on Obviously +2
#559 - It's selfish because imagine the grief and pain that their lov…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/22/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #560 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
So what? Like I said, a person has no obligation to live towards his or her family.

You actually think it's selfish for someone to take their own life when it belongs to no one but them, yet it's perfectly fine to make someone unwillingly live an empty and unhappy existence just so he doesn't hurt the feeling of people he owes nothing to in such a regard? Please.
User avatar #561 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
Who says they will never find happiness? Everyone can be happy. Everyone.
Sure, it's their decision, but they should think about how it will affect them and their family.
User avatar #562 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Who says they will? And no, that's the kind of feely bullshit parents tell their children. Not everyone can be happy, whether it be because shit just doesn't get better or because chemical imbalances in the brain literally stop you from being able to be happy.

And again, why should they? A person has no obligation towards his family to live for them. You keep saying "well they should think about their family", I tell you why they don't need to, and all you can say is "well they should anyway".
User avatar #563 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
Actually, that's false. No one is doomed to unhappiness because certain things go wrong in life.
I'm sorry, why are you fighting me on this? I'm stating one reason that one shouldn't commit suicide. The other bigger reason of course being it's your own life that you only get one of.
User avatar #564 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
If your life literally doesn't get better, how are you supposed to be happy? That doesn't make sense.

And why am I fighting you on this? Because you're wrong. If you don't want people to challenge your opinion then don't post it.
#565 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm wrong for going against suicide...?
User avatar #566 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
"Honestly, suicide is selfish."

Are you intentionally being dense or just stupid?
User avatar #567 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
It is. And it is very sad. I don't know why you are so butthurt right now.
User avatar #568 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
Except it isn't, which I proved. It's funny though how people always resort to the "you mad?" retort when they realize they don't have an argument but can't concede a point.
User avatar #569 - nyxie (06/22/2013) [-]
I've already given you my reasons so what else is there to say? I'm genuinely curious as to why you're fighting me on this. I could say that you are for suicide, but of course that can't be the case.
User avatar #570 - jagenblitz (06/22/2013) [-]
You really are dense. I already told you why I'm arguing against you. Suicide being good or bad is irrelevant to what I'm saying. Your reason for it being bad, that it is selfish, is wrong, and I have shown it to be wrong.

Again, if you don't want your opinions to be fought against then don't post them.
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#36 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
**hippiedestroyer rolls 9,999** First to quads wins. Can you take on Saxton Hale?
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Hm. Saxton Hale wins again. Care for a rematch? You go first.
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#29 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
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#1 - anonymousbastards (03/23/2012) [-]
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
#2 to #1 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
Totally! XD
Totally! XD
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
haha
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